Monterrey

[MonterreyDude]

I sent him a PM too.
Recomended to him both Extravagance and Versace.

First cause they are more or less of the same class and no more than a block and half from each other in the downtown area.
For a better referece to USB that knows his way around Monterrey, Extravagance is 2 blocks down one of the streets that borders Pasarelas MC,

I received a PM from a gentleman looking for some advice with respect to recommendations for an MP or escort situation. The gentleman describes himself as shy, and not great with the Spanish language. The gentleman knows that I frequent the strip clubs, but he says that such an environment is a little intimidating, and that it may not be his kind of scene, he believing that with his particular reservations, the strip club environment may not be comfortable for him.

I am posting some of my recommendations to him here in the forum, the blind leading the blind. But, some of you may be able to post your replies here, and he can follow some better informed recommendations than mine. It is true that I frequent the strip clubs, but I totally and completely respect those that prefer the other venues.

Here is my partial reply to him:

"About three years ago, I did a world wind tour of the MPs in a taxi for several hours, just trying to scope them out, and put them in some kind of pecking order in case I wanted a distraction. The ones below are the ones that seemed the best to me at that time. But, they change almost daily.

Marcella
Misses
Romanos (Owned by Misses)
Verssace
Signore
Virgo
Playboy (1,2,3,4)
Faraonas (1,2)
Shampoo

Were I you, I would grab a taxi driver, and do a lot of looking around for a couple of hours just to see what's good that day. It can be very iffy. I'm sure you may already know this, but El Sol newspaper, in the Oxxo Stores, which are like grains of sand around the city, has an extensive listing of MPs, escorts, and out call girls. I think El Sol comes out on Wednesday if I'm not mistaken. There will be many ads in El Sol for all kinds of services, MPs, etc...I would use it for the addresses, and take it with me in a taxi.

I know of an English speaking driver that I used on one occasion. His name is Sr. XXXX, and he will not probably remember me because it's been a while since I used him. But, he spoke pretty good English, he seemed reliable, his taxi was clean and presentable, air conditioned, and he can get you were you need to go with the least amount of language barrier.

I haven't called Sr. XXXX lately because I really don't necessarily need an English speaking driver, and I use my own drivers for business, using them strictly for business, and I don't mix my night time activities in their presence, if you know what I mean. SR. XXXX's number is XXXXXXXXXX.

I would hook up with him were I you, tell him what you want to do. I'm sure he will be able to help you, and the language barrier will be less of an issue if you have a taxi driver you can call that speaks the English language.

When I used a taxi to scope out the masage parlors, it only cost me about 200 pesos (less than $20 US for several hours). I don't know what SR. XXXX will charge, but you can work it out with him. When I use a driver for business, it usually costs me around $100 pesos per hour, more or less, a little less than $10 US per hour. They will stick with you as long as you want them, and if you get their number for future days, they'll be quite eager to have a steady customer for a few hours each day. Hope this helps! Good Luck! USB"

[Member #3453]

I received a PM from a gentleman looking for some advice with respect to recommendations for an MP or escort situation. The gentleman describes himself as shy, and not great with the Spanish language. The gentleman knows that I frequent the strip clubs, but he says that such an environment is a little intimidating, and that it may not be his kind of scene, he believing that with his particular reservations, the strip club environment may not be comfortable for him.

I am posting some of my recommendations to him here in the forum, the blind leading the blind. But, some of you may be able to post your replies here, and he can follow some better informed recommendations than mine. It is true that I frequent the strip clubs, but I totally and completely respect those that prefer the other venues.

Here is my partial reply to him:

"About three years ago, I did a world wind tour of the MPs in a taxi for several hours, just trying to scope them out, and put them in some kind of pecking order in case I wanted a distraction. The ones below are the ones that seemed the best to me at that time. But, they change almost daily.

Marcella
Misses
Romanos (Owned by Misses)
Verssace
Signore
Virgo
Playboy (1,2,3,4)
Faraonas (1,2)
Shampoo

Were I you, I would grab a taxi driver, and do a lot of looking around for a couple of hours just to see what's good that day. It can be very iffy. I'm sure you may already know this, but El Sol newspaper, in the Oxxo Stores, which are like grains of sand around the city, has an extensive listing of MPs, escorts, and out call girls. I think El Sol comes out on Wednesday if I'm not mistaken. There will be many ads in El Sol for all kinds of services, MPs, etc...I would use it for the addresses, and take it with me in a taxi.

I know of an English speaking driver that I used on one occasion. His name is Sr. XXXX, and he will not probably remember me because it's been a while since I used him. But, he spoke pretty good English, he seemed reliable, his taxi was clean and presentable, air conditioned, and he can get you were you need to go with the least amount of language barrier.

I haven't called Sr. XXXX lately because I really don't necessarily need an English speaking driver, and I use my own drivers for business, using them strictly for business, and I don't mix my night time activities in their presence, if you know what I mean. SR. XXXX's number is XXXXXXXXXX.

I would hook up with him were I you, tell him what you want to do. I'm sure he will be able to help you, and the language barrier will be less of an issue if you have a taxi driver you can call that speaks the English language.

When I used a taxi to scope out the masage parlors, it only cost me about 200 pesos (less than $20 US for several hours). I don't know what SR. XXXX will charge, but you can work it out with him. When I use a driver for business, it usually costs me around $100 pesos per hour, more or less, a little less than $10 US per hour. They will stick with you as long as you want them, and if you get their number for future days, they'll be quite eager to have a steady customer for a few hours each day. Hope this helps! Good Luck! USB"

[Member #3453]

There are three tiers of clubs to select from...

"KNOW YOURSELF..." That is the first step when making selections as to which of the three tiers is most likely to appeal to you, and it will help you determine where you're going to spend your time. I recommend you plan it out first, before you ever get to Monterrey.

Knowing what you like in advance will maximize your play time, and minimize your running all over town to actually find what you like. A lot of time is sometimes spent running all over, from bar to bar, looking for your own brand of perfection, when in reality, if you know your own criteria intimately, you're more likely to be spending time sitting in the bars versus sitting in the taxis. Sometimes the running around is unavoidable, and sometimes running all over to get as much a taste of the different environments can be fun, for some, myself included. But, for some, they prefer to cut right to the chase, get on with it, and not spend so much time sampling. I am personally a sampler. I am known to literally stick my head in a bar, turn my head left and right, make snap judgments about the environment, the selection, etc...and if things do not feel right, I move on to the next, sometimes visiting as many as ten bars in one night. But, I do so rapidly, making very quick judgements, spending sometimes less than 60 seconds making my assessment, getting a feel for the vibe of the bar, then moving on if my intuition isn't peaked.

But, if you're more interested in cutting right to the chase, and do not want the work of running all over the place to find perfection, then you might want to choose from the list of bars we recommended, and stick to the plan.

First, the bars are all "safe," in that you need not worry about your safety as a general rule, one level compared to the other. I mean, my farm is safe too, but you might get kicked in a head by a horse, bitten by a snake, chased by a chicken, stung by a bumble bee, or step in a cow pie, etc... So, safety is relative, verdad? Life is dangerous...but, the bars aren't any more dangerous than what can occur in other places that appear to be safe. And, lets face it, the bars are safer than if you booked a room at the Holiday Inn in El Centro, verdad?

The lower level, working class bars are raucous, very filthy, very uncomfortable to relax, but cheaper. Girl quality is the same to slightly lesser quality than most medium level bars, except for El Infinito, which in my opinion can hold it's own compared to any of the high end expensive bars in town, maybe even superior at times. Money is earned from privados rather than drinks. So, many girls that earn in that way are not as charming as girls earning from the sale of drinks...theoretically. There are exceptions...

And, whether charm is really a valid criteria for guys that do not speak much Spanish...well, maybe it isn't so important. However, even when my Spanish was quite limited, it always amazed me how some girls were more charming than others. And, for some guys, it's all about looks, and very little about personality and charm. Personally, I prefer a girl with a certain demeanor versus a Diva with little or no personality, which is characteristic of many a Diva indeed. So, for me, knowing my own self as I do, I am often more satisfied with a girl that may not be a Diva, but is cute, charming, etc...

I am often accused by Monterreydude of having criteria that are too high with respect to looks, but that is a false accusation. I am not that particular, except I like them YOUNG (usually 22-28), thin, short, usually dark skinned, usually dark hair, and at a minimum they must at least be "cute." But, sometimes the ones I select based on appearance, if they are virtually boring, or at times when some of them do open their mouths but have no personality, they drop ten points automatically. So, the whole package needs to be there for me, and that's why I am sometimes deemed "particular" by Monterreydude.

The medium level bars are not quite as raucous, much more comfortable to relax with a girl, talk to her, play around a little with her on your lap, etc...not as filthy, and slightly more expensive. The girls will possess a better quality of personality, and they will be more charming with you than the typical lower end working class bar.

Frankly, the expensive bars, other than to attend Prestige for lunch, I do not visit them. But, what time I have spent in them over the last ten years, they do not impress me, not in the least compared the quality of selection I can get in the medium and lower level bars. The high end bars are much cleaner, more comfortable than the medium level bars, in that the facilities are in newer and better condition, they are glitzier, sometimes more GRINGO-IZED with respect to music played, sometimes having a higher percentage of girls that speak English, etc...But, they are a much more expensive cost for drinks and services, and the girl quality is not proportionally better than El Infinito, IMHO. However, the girls are required to sell very high priced drinks, and logically, they should possess good personalities to do so. However, I must admit, I am often totally and completely blown away at how often girls in the high end bars lack personality. There is the occasional exception, but I've usually been disappointed at the cost as it relates to any additional benefit to the higher end bars.

My favorite bars are as follows. When I want to relax, I go to the Medium Level Bars. When I want to take a girl out, I find them in the Lower End Working Class Bars.

Low End: El Infinito, Givenchy, El Cielo, Beibis, Tango, Parthenon (when open).
Medium Level: Azul Tequilla, Pasarelas, Casino, Harem, Bahamas, Woman's

And, much of my time these days is occupied with a GF, and I have spent less and less time in the bars over the last five years. So, I personally feel that I need to visit some more lower and medium level bars to see if things may have changed for the better in others of them, and whether I am missing something. I kind of feel that I could be in sort of a funk with respect to "predictability" at the bars I routinely visit.

The sampling above is the tip of the iceberg in Monterrey, and I really need to visit a wider range of bars, especially the medium level ones, to see if there might be some other ones that are escaping my radar due to laziness, and because going to the familiar has just become routine and convenient. And, besides, these bars all change almost on a daily and weekly basis, and visiting one today doesn't mean it will be good tomorrow, according to my criteria. I suspect there are so many frontiers to be explored, bars where I am missing out on so many new girls. I just haven't had the initiative lately, and a GF to fill my time doesn't help my energy level. And, there are many times when I'm satiated, not really caring if I see girls or not. I have one available to me all the time, and I've become somewhat reluctant to throw the money away on trying to scratch a place that doesn't itch.

Monterrydude has a fantastic map that reveals the locations of each of the bars of any consequence in the city, and the map is good to copy so you have something to show taxi drivers. The map can be obtained by private message request to Monterreydude. It will be your most valuable resource, so make sure you get it, keep it with you, etc...After ten years of coming to Monterrey, I still keep a copy in my briefcase. I never have to use it at this juncture, but it's there if I need it, or want to venture out to brave new worlds of something.

I know myself...do you??? And, I mean that generally speaking, addressing the typicaly reader...Get that part out of the way first, and your short time in Monterrey will be more satisfying. Because, you have little time to waste like we do, those of us that live in Monterrey, or visit with such frequency that we're working an ongoing program, meeting girls and continuing relationships with them over time.

I literally have no less than nine amigas that know me well, and they are all available. Most of you that visit will not have that luxury. Your time spent will seem excruciatingly short. You do not have the luxury to test out theories like we do. Therefore, you must make the effort to know yourself in advance, stick to your plan of action, and execute it. I believe that's going to be your best bet for maximizing your experience in Monterrey.

Thanks everyone for your feedback.

Betomty, my email is [Email address deleted by Admin]. i'd love to hear from you.

I shall be booking flights this week.

Be great to get a few girls and have a party somewhere, anyone up for that

Trainman

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[Trainman]

Can anyone tell me if they have smoking rooms at the sheraton, if not can anyone let me know a good girl friendly hotel to stay at with smoking rooms.

My tickets are booked and I arrive in Monterrey on the 28th or 29th as I shall stay in Mexico City for 1 or 2 days before I come to Moneterrey.

If anyone wants to meet up and go out for some fun, pm me, I have now joined.

Many thanks to all

TM

[MonterreyDude]

Like we told you: PM us.
But you need to buy the ISG subscription.

Thanks everyone for your feedback.

Betomty, my email is [Email address deleted by Admin]. i'd love to hear from you.

I shall be booking flights this week.

Be great to get a few girls and have a party somewhere, anyone up for that

Trainman

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[Trainman]

Thanks everyone for your feedback.

Betomty, my email is [Email address deleted by Admin]. i'd love to hear from you.

I shall be booking flights this week.

Be great to get a few girls and have a party somewhere, anyone up for that

Trainman

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[MonterreyDude]

We must considere what Rastaman wants first.
There are those that don't have your milage Blourghus.

Infinito can overwhelm you if you don't know the club.
I have seen many mongers just sit at the club and look bewildered as the action goes around them
Plus many just don't like the privados.

Rastaman asks for the hottest girls, in terms of face and body, that would place Poisson as the first choice with Prestige and Obsession going up in class.

Best milage for your money, then that would be Infinito.

PS: Yes, as USB says, I had a little bout with that evil enemy we know as High Pressure.
Not that it got me as in "threat to my life", but close enough.
Lets say that something happened on Tuesday and that shot my blood pressure through the roof.

Based on your handle, and what you are asking for, I have not only the club for you but the girl also.

Go straight to Infinito and ask for Mabel .. you will adore her, and she meets your specifications, trust me.

[Blourghus]

Which strip clubs in Monterrey have the most beautiful/hottest dancers in terms of face & body??? Also, which clubs give the most mileage for your money??? Thanks.

Based on your handle, and what you are asking for, I have not only the club for you but the girl also.

Go straight to Infinito and ask for Mabel .. you will adore her, and she meets your specifications, trust me.

[Betomty]

Sorry to hear from amigomio. We all hope that he will be much much beter very soon. He is kind of a local "hero" in our Monterrey group. I also live in Monterrey, and if you need any assistence in your trip here. I will be glad to help you. You can reach me here or give me your email or something to be in touch. I am new in this particular forum.

[Member #3453]

Trainman,

AmigoMio is kind of under the weather for the moment. Last Tuesday, Amigomio went for a checkup. We thought nothing of a slight discomfort that he was experiencing. He did finally go in for a checkup. I know that he felt bad again Thursday Night. I learned today that he is doing fine now, but on doctors orders, he's been ordered to slow down a bit.

I guess until he feels well again, and is making his normal rounds, you can PM me, and I'll help you any way I can if I don't happen to be in Monterrey when you arrive.

I hope Amigomio will be back in full swing soon, but for now he told me he has decided to take a little break from his normal routine, both work and play. I am sure he'll be back soon enough, but for a time, he will not be available in Monterrey. When we talked today he was concerned that we not leave you unattended should you arrive during his absence. So, let me know your schedule, and I'll help you out best I can.

Many thanks Guys,

How can I contact you both when I arrive, as want to start having fun as soon as possible.

Meeting you would really assist me, as my time is only maybe 4 nights in Monterrey.

TM

[Betomty]

Hello Carlos.

Sorry to ask. Is everything fine?

The local group is kind of lost.

Sorry again for the question. Been there since Melsdick.

[Member #3453]

Hello Trainman,

Please coordinate through Amigomio. I will tag along if I am here in Monterrey when you arrive. I am back in the USA at various times and may not be available here when you arrive. I'll certainly be pleased to tag along if we are here simultaneously.

Many thanks Guys,

How can I contact you both when I arrive, as want to start having fun as soon as possible.

Meeting you would really assist me, as my time is only maybe 4 nights in Monterrey.

TM

[MonterreyDude]

Trainman, you need to PM us.

Rules and regulations establish that.

Many thanks Guys,

How can I contact you both when I arrive, as want to start having fun as soon as possible.

Meeting you would really assist me, as my time is only maybe 4 nights in Monterrey.

TM

[Trainman]

Many thanks Guys,

How can I contact you both when I arrive, as want to start having fun as soon as possible.

Meeting you would really assist me, as my time is only maybe 4 nights in Monterrey.

TM

[MonterreyDude]

Mexican, local boy, 50 years old.

Many thanks USB & Amigo, I shall let you know my dates of arrival, and maybe we can meet for a drink.

Can I ask what nationality you both are and what ages. I am 44 and British

Many thanks,

TM