Monterrey

[Maxout]

After 18 months away, I return to Monterrey this week. Last time I had a great time at Infinitro with a girl named Barbie. I bumped into Carlos (Amigomio? ) and had a blast. Anyone know if Barbie still works there? Since my escape from the US is short and I will only be in town Wednesday nite, I want to make the most of it. Are there some clubs that are better than others during the week?

Monterrey is truely a great place to monger especially if you know a little spanish. I know very little, but enough to get around.

[MonterreyDude]

Marius don't worry about causing conflicts here.

There are none that will affect your mongering here in Monterrey, which is the important part, that you get the mongering part right.

No conflict here will affect the MP or a SC business in Monterrey at all.

Marius, MPs in Mexico as a whole, can advertise openly in the newspapers and solicit customers via web too.

How the Chinese gentlemen got a hold of the MP, very easy.
Since he is not a local dude, must have been a taxi driver, which are paid a commision to take potential customers their way.

And the MPs do have one hell of a floating population. Girls move by the bushel from week to week and it's only a handful that stay loyal to the place, so it's a matter of a short span that a certain MP can be mentioned here as by itself be worthful of a visit.

Marius, if you want to try something different than the Plaza del Arco, it's worth taking a look at the Best Western Madero down Madero Ave.
Smaller and a bit more intimate, but maybe you'll like that it has a better internet connection than that offered at the PA.

You can check it out on the Best Westen Site.

Well Sir,

I had a very limited time in MTY. And all the post here are to help us fellow mongers get more bang for the buck. We do not know how the China-man got the info for this MP. The women there told me that they advertise alot in the Newspapers. The Chinese man they told me about is actually a Chinese who speaks very little spanish and has very dirty smelly hair, . I always enjoy reading this forum and the reason for me being absent in the past was nursing school. I will go to Mty more in the future. I do not wish to start any conflict with my report. I don't know what all the fuss is about, . There are plenty of hotties in MTY. And if you know spanish new doors open. Plus the place you talk about has always had a high turn over rate. Hell. All of these places do. It is no one's territory.

[Marius 67]

I never offended all Mexican Nationals. I offended some Mexican Nationals. My guess, somewhere around five percent. The other ninety-five percent were impervious to my rant as they knew that they had no bearing on my unfortunate episodes here and in all likelihood adhere to the etiquette of YMMV. That was the reasoning behind my need to define the word "some" for certain Mexican Nationals who do not or choose not to understand basic English. Who knows, the Mexican National in question could have even been some sick Chinese fu_k who makes unwilling girls lick his as_hole.

"Guys helping each other out"

When Americans come to this board for advice, I rarely give it when it pertains to the S/C's as they are not my thing even though I have probably been inside of Monterrey S/C's more than both of your buddies...combined.

Now I could have easily referred guys, on this open and public forum, to a certain "G" girl, "X" girl or "P" girl as I have physically met these girls at the "I" place. But you see, that would be outright disrespectful to two contributors on this board in which my actions would be considered negligent...if not grossly negligent. And as you are well aware, I am not a disrespectful kind of guy. I would be helping one at the expense of another, which would simply be stupid.

You know, kind of like what just recently happened with Marius 67(we will probably never hear from this guy again) and myself(a guy who posts once a week with information that is informative to the board and who lives here for extended periods of time). Helping one at the expense of another(again, I do not believe that your actions were done with malice or forethought, simply an error in judgement for a lack of better word).

As for the can of whoop ass, we both know what I am talking about. I was disrespected here, twice, and was left with no choice but to defend myself which ultimately resulted in me having to throw down that serious can of whoop-ass.

Well Sir,

I had a very limited time in MTY. And all the post here are to help us fellow mongers get more bang for the buck. We do not know how the China-man got the info for this MP. The women there told me that they advertise alot in the Newspapers. The Chinese man they told me about is actually a Chinese who speaks very little spanish and has very dirty smelly hair, . I always enjoy reading this forum and the reason for me being absent in the past was nursing school. I will go to Mty more in the future. I do not wish to start any conflict with my report. I don't know what all the fuss is about, . There are plenty of hotties in MTY. And if you know spanish new doors open. Plus the place you talk about has always had a high turn over rate. Hell. All of these places do. It is no one's territory.

[Precocious One]

"Am I going to have to throw down another can of whoop-ass?"

You did?

Thing is that you posted in the sense of offending Mexican nationals.
That's why I felt offended too.

Let me point one thing Precocious.
Your most recent post complains that I gave out the locations of Extravagance and Miroslava on my post # 1695

And THEN you mention post # 1561.
On that same post you wrote the following and please, Iam quoting you right on the end:

"Sometimes I just cannot figure out this Monterrey thread. In Jackson's www.argentinaprivate.com/ forum, it is all about guys helping each other out(names,numbers,ratings,services rendered)."

There.
"Guys helping each other out"
So that is exactly what I did, I pointed out places (that exist already on my Google map) though I reserve the girl's names as it has been my strict policy for almost 10 years now.

Iam helping mongers as suggested by you yourself in post 1561.

Tell me Precocious, should I stop helping mongers?

Please set the record straight cause now Iam confused, this flip/flop thing... I don't get it.

Before your times Precocious, someone accused us, El Cabron, USB, me of trying to make Monterrey our private playground.

Well, that guy is gone, but in a way he made us change in the sense that we share as much information as possible without compromising the trust of some girls we favor.

Yes, there is collateral damage, but it comes with the territory.
You are a seasoned monger and I have posted this of you as someone that knows his way in Monterrey, and I repeat SEASONED MONGER, Precocious.

You must be able to navigate this in someway that it doesn't hurt you nor your mongering here in Monterrey, the same way it hasn't hurt me in mine at all.

By the way, you need to know one thing, I might opt not write about MPs, but I know every single MP in Monterrey.

From uber expensive Misses Diamante and Models, down right to the bottom of the barrel MP's around the corner of Villagran street, the "feos" plus the ones that advertise on the newspapers.
I've even checked the ones that advertise as "señoras guapas complacientes" that locate themselves on Lincoln ave, Ruiz Cortines or Madero way to the East side of the Avenue.
I've even been to Articulo 123 and the a famous house tended by mature ladies that stands less than a block around the corner on Carlos Salazar st.

And I know how they work, totally.
Just to let you know in case you think I stick only to SC's

So please, should I withold information from mongers or better yet, both you and me Precocious and the rest of guys, keep helping the mongers that come down to Monterrey?

I opt for helping.



http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=883558

I never offended all Mexican Nationals. I offended some Mexican Nationals. My guess, somewhere around five percent. The other ninety-five percent were impervious to my rant as they knew that they had no bearing on my unfortunate episodes here and in all likelihood adhere to the etiquette of YMMV. That was the reasoning behind my need to define the word "some" for certain Mexican Nationals who do not or choose not to understand basic English. Who knows, the Mexican National in question could have even been some sick Chinese fu_k who makes unwilling girls lick his as_hole.

"Guys helping each other out"

When Americans come to this board for advice, I rarely give it when it pertains to the S/C's as they are not my thing even though I have probably been inside of Monterrey S/C's more than both of your buddies...combined.

Now I could have easily referred guys, on this open and public forum, to a certain "G" girl, "X" girl or "P" girl as I have physically met these girls at the "I" place. But you see, that would be outright disrespectful to two contributors on this board in which my actions would be considered negligent...if not grossly negligent. And as you are well aware, I am not a disrespectful kind of guy. I would be helping one at the expense of another, which would simply be stupid.

You know, kind of like what just recently happened with Marius 67(we will probably never hear from this guy again) and myself(a guy who posts once a week with information that is informative to the board and who lives here for extended periods of time). Helping one at the expense of another(again, I do not believe that your actions were done with malice or forethought, simply an error in judgement for a lack of better word).

As for the can of whoop ass, we both know what I am talking about. I was disrespected here, twice, and was left with no choice but to defend myself which ultimately resulted in me having to throw down that serious can of whoop-ass.

[MonterreyDude]

"Am I going to have to throw down another can of whoop-ass?"

You did?

Thing is that you posted in the sense of offending Mexican nationals.
That's why I felt offended too.

Let me point one thing Precocious.
Your most recent post complains that I gave out the locations of Extravagance and Miroslava on my post # 1695

And THEN you mention post # 1561.
On that same post you wrote the following and please, Iam quoting you right on the end:

"Sometimes I just cannot figure out this Monterrey thread. In Jackson's www.argentinaprivate.com/ forum, it is all about guys helping each other out(names,numbers,ratings,services rendered)."

There.
"Guys helping each other out"
So that is exactly what I did, I pointed out places (that exist already on my Google map) though I reserve the girl's names as it has been my strict policy for almost 10 years now.

Iam helping mongers as suggested by you yourself in post 1561.

Tell me Precocious, should I stop helping mongers?

Please set the record straight cause now Iam confused, this flip/flop thing... I don't get it.

Before your times Precocious, someone accused us, El Cabron, USB, me of trying to make Monterrey our private playground.

Well, that guy is gone, but in a way he made us change in the sense that we share as much information as possible without compromising the trust of some girls we favor.

Yes, there is collateral damage, but it comes with the territory.
You are a seasoned monger and I have posted this of you as someone that knows his way in Monterrey, and I repeat SEASONED MONGER, Precocious.

You must be able to navigate this in someway that it doesn't hurt you nor your mongering here in Monterrey, the same way it hasn't hurt me in mine at all.

By the way, you need to know one thing, I might opt not write about MPs, but I know every single MP in Monterrey.

From uber expensive Misses Diamante and Models, down right to the bottom of the barrel MP's around the corner of Villagran street, the "feos" plus the ones that advertise on the newspapers.
I've even checked the ones that advertise as "señoras guapas complacientes" that locate themselves on Lincoln ave, Ruiz Cortines or Madero way to the East side of the Avenue.
I've even been to Articulo 123 and the a famous house tended by mature ladies that stands less than a block around the corner on Carlos Salazar st.

And I know how they work, totally.
Just to let you know in case you think I stick only to SC's

So please, should I withold information from mongers or better yet, both you and me Precocious and the rest of guys, keep helping the mongers that come down to Monterrey?

I opt for helping.



http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=883558

some (sum) adjective

1. certain but not specified or known
2. of a certain unspecified quantity, degree, etc.




Now, if you want to personally include yourself in the "some" category of the "serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals)" sub-category, that is entirely your prerogative. It was certainly not my intent nor meant to be implied. But, since "you can find time for argueing with stop signs" as fellow ISG member Beavis once proclaimed on the WSG forum, berate me if you must.

When I was posting here last year at a somewhat prolific pace about my experiences in the MP's and what these girls offered in regards to services rendered, pricing and performance(you know, what the ISG forum is truly here for), I encountered some rather peculiar outcomes after some "fu_k(s)" started reading my posts. This is explained on post #1561 of this same thread. After shooting the sh_t with one of the owners at one of my preferred estalishments, he conveyed to me that he had 15-20 new clients the week after my positive review of his establishment on the ISG forum.

All Mexican Nationals.

Now coincidentally, around this same time period, I noticed that two girls that I was a client of(each at different locations) were not too happy with me. One, who proclaimed that she never, ever let clients DATY with her other than myself and another that would not perform French Besos Negros on anyone else(at the time, I put very little credence into this preferential treatment but now think otherwise) where the two in question. This came directly after I posted my experiences with them here on the ISG forum.

And this year, when another girl here proclaimed to me that she did not permit DATY with other clients but afforded me that luxury of which I posted on, suddenly and inexplicably became cold to me after her location was disclosed by you on this forum(post #1695; admittingly, I do not believe that you did this with malice or forethought), it was quite obvious to me what was happening. Using the theory of deductive reasoning, one could assume that some(of a certain unspecified quantity, degree, etc.) "fu_k(s)" are reading my reports and pressuring these girls into possibily doing services that they do not want to perform and in all likelihood using me and my posts as a crutch. That is the reason why I no longer post names and locations and will only give them to established ISG members in PM's.

Fellow ISG member El Cabron 007 clearly understood the gist of my post in a positive manner and took no negativity out of it, which you seem to have clearly elected to do. I suggest you re-read the post with an open mind as opposed to a closed one.

Now please...

Am I going to have to throw down another can of whoop-ass?

[Precocious One]

I had a very interesting day here in Monterrey after getting chastised and berated by resident monger, Amigomio.

I headed back over to a MP location that I had previously patronized last year across the street from Amnesia, a high-end S/C that I have never been in nor will ever visit. I do not remember the name of this MP, but as I made my way closer to the door I was quickly intercepted by a woman in the same courtyard directly across the way who proclaimed that that particular establishment was now closed.

How truly pathetic. It appears that I am no longer able to pass myself off as a normal citizen and that I now give off a physical presence of one which consists of sexual malfeasance and immorality...a true monger.

But that is entirely another story. As I made my way into her establishment, I was presented two doable girls at $500 pesos for a half hour. Now, I am a big DFK fan. So, I made sure that one particular girl was going to offer up the DFK before I relinquished my hard-earned $500 pesos. And once in the room, this girl had no problem offering the DFK.

That is for a price...

of Dos Cientos pesos.


Now being the experienced monger that I am, I know that when a girl does the up-sell, you fu_k them and leave. So, I graciously passed on the super-sized Coke and medium fries that she was offering and decided that I was going to sport-fu_k.

And she wasn't that bad(her name eludes me at this given moment). She allowed me to plow away for the entire session while every now and then asking me if I wanted the fries(DFK) or the super-sized Coke(ball washing).
All and all, not a bad session as she was somewhat attractive. However, I will not repeat at which I believe is Las Florecitas as I already work out four days a week and do not need any more sports in my life other than those that I watch on TV.

Now on my way home driving down Calle Simon Bolivar(a busy street similar to that of La Cienega in LA), I encountered something to truly marvel at. While stopped at an intersection one of the street vendors started to make her way to my car with a plethora of cookies for sale. As she got progressively closer, I noticed that this attractive girl was white. Not CDV(Colonia Del Valle) white, but Omaha, Nebraska white. Wearing what appeared to be a Dutch hat along with what appeared to be Dutch shoes(the pointy kind).

WTF?

I rolled down my window and she was indeed...Dutch!! Oh, this is absolutely fu_king classic. As I started to talk with her(she spoke fluent Spanish) the light changed and no less than four cars started honking in unison. As I sped off to catch up with the rest of traffic, I just had to go check this chick out. I flipped a bit_h(almost getting hit by a car and risking a ticket) in order to find out this hot chick's story. I flagged her down and met her in the Church's Chicken parking lot to which she proclaimed that she lives in Zacatecas(I think) with her Dutch BF and they come to Monterrey once a month to sell cookies. And not affiliated with any youth movement or church. Unbelievable.

A Dutch girl...

wearing a Dutch hat...

along with Dutch shoes....

selling cookies on a MX street corner.



I have now seen it all.



PS

I haven't tried the cookies yet. I'll keep you guys posted.

[Precocious One]

Personally, I loved this part: "there are some serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals) that read my reports"

Love the MX Nationals part.
"Serious fu_ks" must be exclusive to us locals.

From local experience and being there that asides from my Yahoo Group there are 3 more Monterrey forums that dabble in MPs, not to mention that there are at least 10 more spread around the country, I know as a fact that if the topic of an "internet group" becomes a subject of the chat with an MP girl, club girl or escort girl, it can only mean that someone before hand has passed priviliged information to said girl and that is not exclusive of us "serious fu_ks here"

Me as a "serious fu_k" have never, ever told the girls about this, local or other international forum.

Not even to my closest GFs.

But I have been witness to well bred gentlemen from the US (as opposed to "serious fu_ks here") come in to Infinito with a printed page of this forum asking for a particular girl reviewed here.
(ElCabron and me were witness to this as told by "el Encargado" at Infinito)

Precocious, for every poster here, there are tens of lurkers following advice.
Some with silent gratitude, some with "I give a sh*t" attitude.

And then again, of course, us "serious fu_ks here" are to blame.

some (sum) adjective

1. certain but not specified or known
2. of a certain unspecified quantity, degree, etc.




Now, if you want to personally include yourself in the "some" category of the "serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals)" sub-category, that is entirely your prerogative. It was certainly not my intent nor meant to be implied. But, since "you can find time for argueing with stop signs" as fellow ISG member Beavis once proclaimed on the WSG forum, berate me if you must.

When I was posting here last year at a somewhat prolific pace about my experiences in the MP's and what these girls offered in regards to services rendered, pricing and performance(you know, what the ISG forum is truly here for), I encountered some rather peculiar outcomes after some "fu_k(s)" started reading my posts. This is explained on post #1561 of this same thread. After shooting the sh_t with one of the owners at one of my preferred estalishments, he conveyed to me that he had 15-20 new clients the week after my positive review of his establishment on the ISG forum.

All Mexican Nationals.

Now coincidentally, around this same time period, I noticed that two girls that I was a client of(each at different locations) were not too happy with me. One, who proclaimed that she never, ever let clients DATY with her other than myself and another that would not perform French Besos Negros on anyone else(at the time, I put very little credence into this preferential treatment but now think otherwise) where the two in question. This came directly after I posted my experiences with them here on the ISG forum.

And this year, when another girl here proclaimed to me that she did not permit DATY with other clients but afforded me that luxury of which I posted on, suddenly and inexplicably became cold to me after her location was disclosed by you on this forum(post #1695; admittingly, I do not believe that you did this with malice or forethought), it was quite obvious to me what was happening. Using the theory of deductive reasoning, one could assume that some(of a certain unspecified quantity, degree, etc.) "fu_k(s)" are reading my reports and pressuring these girls into possibily doing services that they do not want to perform and in all likelihood using me and my posts as a crutch. That is the reason why I no longer post names and locations and will only give them to established ISG members in PM's.

Fellow ISG member El Cabron 007 clearly understood the gist of my post in a positive manner and took no negativity out of it, which you seem to have clearly elected to do. I suggest you re-read the post with an open mind as opposed to a closed one.

Now please...

Am I going to have to throw down another can of whoop-ass?

[MonterreyDude]

Personally, I loved this part: "there are some serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals) that read my reports"

Love the MX Nationals part.
"Serious fu_ks" must be exclusive to us locals.

From local experience and being there that asides from my Yahoo Group there are 3 more Monterrey forums that dabble in MPs, not to mention that there are at least 10 more spread around the country, I know as a fact that if the topic of an "internet group" becomes a subject of the chat with an MP girl, club girl or escort girl, it can only mean that someone before hand has passed priviliged information to said girl and that is not exclusive of us "serious fu_ks here"

Me as a "serious fu_k" have never, ever told the girls about this, local or other international forum.

Not even to my closest GFs.

But I have been witness to well bred gentlemen from the US (as opposed to "serious fu_ks here") come in to Infinito with a printed page of this forum asking for a particular girl reviewed here.
(ElCabron and me were witness to this as told by "el Encargado" at Infinito)

Precocious, for every poster here, there are tens of lurkers following advice.
Some with silent gratitude, some with "I give a sh*t" attitude.

And then again, of course, us "serious fu_ks here" are to blame.

Funny, we were questioned many times about why we used code names for the girls ...

Now the readers know the rest of the story. Good report Mr. Q.

[El Cabron 007]

... there are some serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals) that read my reports and demand that the girls provide the same services they read on the forum disregarding the proper etiquette of YMMV. I lost two girls last year and now one this year and that is why I choose to only disclose names or locations in PM's and not on the forum

Funny, we were questioned many times about why we used code names for the girls ...

Now the readers know the rest of the story. Good report Mr. Q.

[El Cabron 007]

I Told El Cabron via PM that he is in trouble due to the fact that Monterrey gives X's home turf advantage.

And, this I didn't tell him, I will never ever allow a girl to do theatricals like she did to El Cabron.

It's out the door forever if a girl dares do that to me.
I don't care if she is my #1 favorite, I will never ever subject myself to such a humiliating position just because she believes she owns me.

Key word: Humiliating

Never ever.

You are correct and you also have forgotten about El Cabron. There was never a moment of humiliation. You forgot how you asked "How the hell did you manage Dreadvany at Infinito?" You know how any times I got X-girl back. You remember the potential blood baths you expected from Dreadvany. Then you walked in on me on to find me surrounded by all the girls ... including Dreadvany. She was a lamb.

Things were not going my way simply because I was afraid for my own self. I did not want to give her any reason to call her local gang. I did not want to leave marks on her. I was simply afraid for myself. I really am not the kind to hurt the girls although I kno well they will hurt me. And I gave her a chance. Then when I had it, I kicked her out. Sshe completely changed. She is a good girl now and knows her place .... scream once and you are out the door. She knows I have alternatives and she needs the money. I take good care of her and now I also kick the crap out of her. She's good ... she's really good. She is Dreadvany all over but loving like Sweet-P and Crunchy like Sandy. Slutty as Sol and care free as Julie.

She's good. I'm in full control. I am having the time of my life. But I am watching my back. And X-Girl will not be in Monterrey. She's a hit at HK.

There was never a moment of humiliation. Frustration and pulling my hair? Yes. But never humiliation. She will tell you stories that you are well familar with. Stories you, my good friend, need to lrean from the experts ... . Right Bob?

[Precocious One]

You are not Lying dude. I just got back from Mty and that girl did look like she just got out of home economics. I only got charged 450 pesos haahahah. It was kinda of sad hearing her story. Apparently there is some Chinese guy that comes in on a daily basis and makes her lick his asshol* and she is thinking about quiting the place. What an evil Bast*rd. I went to most of the MP reported here. It is truly unbelievable what 500-1000 pesos can get you here. BTW I was turned down for the first time for a salida at Harems by this blondie with a smoking body. But I have a better story. I went to walmart in Mty due to my luggage being lost at the airport and was able to pick up this hottie that was working for walmart displaying some shampoos for 800 pesos 3hrs. I could not believe how easy it was. Is the whole damn city for sale or WTF? (I do speak fluent Spanish. So, . Children don't try this at home) I did salidas at Paserales. But most of the girls I got were from the outside reccomended by this taxi. He knew his wifes friend, relatives and other chicas that have regular jobs but do it on the side. He even told that he knew a guy who knows guy that can get you laid with some of the girls of the soccer cheerleader squad for $2500. I really did get lucky finding this taxi guy who had an insane connection to women. BTW, I felt kind of stupid for staying at the Plaza Del Arco Express (I was the only and last person staying in the building). Apparently they are closing because of the economic stress.

Please learn your spanish. It opens other worlds with locals.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

Cool. Glad you had fun and the ISG forum was of help. However, the prices that I quoted are with propinas. This is something I need to give as I demand service and I am a weekly client that lives here.

As for that Chinese guy that makes her lick his as_hole, there are some serious fu_ks here(MX Nationals) that read my reports and demand that the girls provide the same services they read on the forum disregarding the proper etiquette of YMMV. I lost two girls last year and now one this year and that is why I choose to only disclose names or locations in PM's and not on the forum(I would sincerely hope in the future that no one will try to guess the locations and openly disclose them on the forum). Some of these sick mutherfu_kers need to lay off the machisimo, chorizo or whatever the fu_k they're eating which makes them feel a need to exploit these girls and make a bad situation for them even worse.

And you are entirely correct in that the economic stress is directly affecting Monterrey. Most of the business owners I know of say that their revenues are down(YOY) about 30 percent. I would also assume that operating costs are up and profits(margins) are down as well.

Now is an absolute great time to be mongering in MX or anywhere else in the world for that matter.

[MonterreyDude]

"I could not believe how easy it was."

Damn Marius, so do I.

By the way, Plaza del Arco CLOSING???

The one and only last person there?
Please, they are housing right now the PFP, the Federal Police.
Kinda strange you didn't mention them, cause all guys that I know coming to town and staying at either Plaza del Arco or Plaza del Arco Express from other forums, either makes them feel strange or makes them twice as nervous thinking that they could be atacked at any moment.

By the way Marius, the soccer cheerleaders do not charge less than 4000 pesos because for starters, they do not see themselves as ho's.
As a matter of fact they do not solicit and their clients are very heavy duty high rollers from Monterrey that do not pay them in money, but in gifts.

And I never mention them at all during chats with my monger friends cause almost half of them are not of legal age.

You are not Lying dude. I just got back from Mty and that girl did look like she just got out of home economics. I only got charged 450 pesos haahahah. It was kinda of sad hearing her story. Apparently there is some Chinese guy that comes in on a daily basis and makes her lick his asshol* and she is thinking about quiting the place. What an evil Bast*rd. I went to most of the MP reported here. It is truly unbelievable what 500-1000 pesos can get you here. BTW I was turned down for the first time for a salida at Harems by this blondie with a smoking body. But I have a better story. I went to walmart in Mty due to my luggage being lost at the airport and was able to pick up this hottie that was working for walmart displaying some shampoos for 800 pesos 3hrs. I could not believe how easy it was. Is the whole damn city for sale or WTF? (I do speak fluent Spanish. So, . Children don't try this at home) I did salidas at Paserales. But most of the girls I got were from the outside reccomended by this taxi. He knew his wifes friend, relatives and other chicas that have regular jobs but do it on the side. He even told that he knew a guy who knows guy that can get you laid with some of the girls of the soccer cheerleader squad for $2500. I really did get lucky finding this taxi guy who had an insane connection to women. BTW, I felt kind of stupid for staying at the Plaza Del Arco Express (I was the only and last person staying in the building). Apparently they are closing because of the economic stress.

Please learn your spanish. It opens other worlds with locals.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Marius 67]

Round-trip transportation and lodging to Monterrey, MX, pet certifications, FMT, MX car licensing and insurance. $1347. 00 dollars Six months prepaid apartment rental. $37, 200 pesos Monthly budget allocated for my beloved Monterrey Mexicanas. $18, 000 pesos That first ice-cold Tecate Light in a MX S/C after enduring six months in sex prison. Priceless.

Had some really nice MP sessions this week despite the Swine Flu. One was with a 23-year-old hottie that provided DFK, attempted BBBJ, body-slide (sweat), PSE CG and finishing off with a COB. An absolute bargain for $400 pesos.

Another session was with a 19-year-old Amia Moretti-type hottie. 5'2", 95 lbs, perfect A-cups and a face that looked like she just left her high school sophomore home economics class. Awesome. DATY to completion, MISH, CG, covered 69 and a COB finish. What made this experience truly epic was the way that she hid her face with both of her hands as I shot five good squirts out of my 42-year-old body. Kind of like hiding from the boogey-man or something of that nature. Absolutely classic. I just could not stop laughing. $650 pesos.

The clubs are now all open (except Givenchy) after about a week of being closed due to the Government and the Swine Flu.

Established ISG members can PM me for the names and locations of the aforementioned sessions.

You are not Lying dude. I just got back from Mty and that girl did look like she just got out of home economics. I only got charged 450 pesos haahahah. It was kinda of sad hearing her story. Apparently there is some Chinese guy that comes in on a daily basis and makes her lick his asshol* and she is thinking about quiting the place. What an evil Bast*rd. I went to most of the MP reported here. It is truly unbelievable what 500-1000 pesos can get you here. BTW I was turned down for the first time for a salida at Harems by this blondie with a smoking body. But I have a better story. I went to walmart in Mty due to my luggage being lost at the airport and was able to pick up this hottie that was working for walmart displaying some shampoos for 800 pesos 3hrs. I could not believe how easy it was. Is the whole damn city for sale or WTF? (I do speak fluent Spanish. So, . Children don't try this at home) I did salidas at Paserales. But most of the girls I got were from the outside reccomended by this taxi. He knew his wifes friend, relatives and other chicas that have regular jobs but do it on the side. He even told that he knew a guy who knows guy that can get you laid with some of the girls of the soccer cheerleader squad for $2500. I really did get lucky finding this taxi guy who had an insane connection to women. BTW, I felt kind of stupid for staying at the Plaza Del Arco Express (I was the only and last person staying in the building). Apparently they are closing because of the economic stress.

Please learn your spanish. It opens other worlds with locals.

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[MonterreyDude]

i told elcabron via pm that he is in trouble due to the fact that monterrey gives x's home turf advantage.

and, this i didn't tell him, i will never ever allow a girl to do theatricals like she did to elcabron.

it's out the door forever if a girl dares do that to me.
i don't care if she is my #1 favorite, i will never ever subject myself to such a humilliating position just because she believes she owns me.

key word: humilliating

never ever.

it was x-girl.

remember, no word to any of the girls … although i am sure now the entire population of monterrey knows of this adventure … wait and see.

what happened next? oh man ... hell brook loose.

my gf returned to find me entangled with x-girl. i jumped up in excitement as to tell her how happy i was to see an old friend. she acted like she bought into it but later i learned she was just starting to dig my grave.

she called on 2 of my girls that show knows of to set with her. she moved from my seat to let me be with x-girl. she started drinking like a fish and ordering drinks for the other girls. i should've kept an eye on her but i was too wrapped up in x-girl.

she finally tells me that she is getting jealous and a little angry. so poor x-girl, and for the 3rd time, left on my request. the first time was when i was when i took her salida for the first time. of course sweet-p tagged along. at the room, sweet-p played her "i am sad" game and i sent x-girl home with just a little foreplay. the second time was when show showed up uninvited with her lunch-to-go. she wanted to eat with me and mr. l. half way through her lunch, i asked her to leave because i was expecting lady-j. she got up and left without finishing her lunch. mr. l. took care of the rest of her breadcake.

so we are now alone. i sned all the other girls away. we had our fun and decided to head back.

in the cab and back at the room, she was drunk and she flipped… and i mean sshheee fllliipppeeddd.

5:30 am and 1.5 hours of heated argument and her breaking things while me thinking what the hell did i get myself into, the hotel security arrived. the neighbors are complaining about the noise and asked if there were a problem... i gave her the ultimatum. she either shuts the hell up and not even cry or get the fluck out of my room. of course i did not count how many times she called for a taxi threatening to leave. i ddi not stop her. but this time, i grabbed her hard and kicked her out. she begged to stays and promised to behave. i held her tight until she fell asleep.

morning came and she was back to her senses. she claimed she understood that i ran into an old friend and the excitement was natural. she understood x-girl is in town alone and was, too, pleased to see a familiar face. she was well behaved and we did not even the leave the room until the next day.

she broke her 2 cell phones and her electronic gadget. she messed up the room. i hid my camera and other stuff from her ... what did i get myself into?

now i am definitely rethinking my monterrey trip with her. she could go crazy on me without notice. although she is thinking of trying out the mile-high club. if she was this nuts with 1 monterrey girl, how will she react to 10 of them when we gather and hit the clubs? monica and lady-j alone will not leave her room in my pants. sweet-p will claim me without regards to her feelings as she did last time x-girl showed up at el info. she squeezed herself between us and could not be any clearer.

a little while ago, she was ready to leave and asked me to drop her off at her house on my way back. when i old i was not leaving yet, oh man, her eyes flared up again and i could see her thinking "x-girl". i pickup my slipper and acted like i was going to give her a good spanking. that worked. she sat down and behaved. i went up to the hotel lounge and got us breakfast. she ate and left ... but not without asking me again about what i am going to do while she was gone. of course i shut her up and ordered her to smile.

a final sweet good-bye kiss and she was in the taxi on her way.

2 girls in front of the hotel waiting for their valet ride were looking at me with a wicked smile ... i wonder what they were thinking.

[El Cabron 007]

you guys will not, in a million years, believe what happened last night. no way no how ...

.... into each other’s, her eyes opened wide and a huge smile broke out. she opens her arms and was just about to scream my name. omg .. omg .. omg

it was x-girl.

remember, no word to any of the girls … although i am sure now the entire population of monterrey knows of this adventure … wait and see.

what happened next? oh man ... hell brook loose.

my gf returned to find me entangled with x-girl. i jumped up in excitement as to tell her how happy i was to see an old friend. she acted like she bought into it but later i learned she was just starting to dig my grave.

she called on 2 of my girls that show knows of to set with her. she moved from my seat to let me be with x-girl. she started drinking like a fish and ordering drinks for the other girls. i should've kept an eye on her but i was too wrapped up in x-girl.

she finally tells me that she is getting jealous and a little angry. so poor x-girl, and for the 3rd time, left on my request. the first time was when i was when i took her salida for the first time. of course sweet-p tagged along. at the room, sweet-p played her "i am sad" game and i sent x-girl home with just a little foreplay. the second time was when show showed up uninvited with her lunch-to-go. she wanted to eat with me and mr. l. half way through her lunch, i asked her to leave because i was expecting lady-j. she got up and left without finishing her lunch. mr. l. took care of the rest of her breadcake.

so we are now alone. i sned all the other girls away. we had our fun and decided to head back.

in the cab and back at the room, she was drunk and she flipped… and i mean sshheee fllliipppeeddd.

5:30 am and 1.5 hours of heated argument and her breaking things while me thinking what the hell did i get myself into, the hotel security arrived. the neighbors are complaining about the noise and asked if there were a problem... i gave her the ultimatum. she either shuts the hell up and not even cry or get the fluck out of my room. of course i did not count how many times she called for a taxi threatening to leave. i ddi not stop her. but this time, i grabbed her hard and kicked her out. she begged to stays and promised to behave. i held her tight until she fell asleep.

morning came and she was back to her senses. she claimed she understood that i ran into an old friend and the excitement was natural. she understood x-girl is in town alone and was, too, pleased to see a familiar face. she was well behaved and we did not even the leave the room until the next day.

she broke her 2 cell phones and her electronic gadget. she messed up the room. i hid my camera and other stuff from her ... what did i get myself into?

now i am definitely rethinking my monterrey trip with her. she could go crazy on me without notice. although she is thinking of trying out the mile-high club. if she was this nuts with 1 monterrey girl, how will she react to 10 of them when we gather and hit the clubs? monica and lady-j alone will not leave her room in my pants. sweet-p will claim me without regards to her feelings as she did last time x-girl showed up at el info. she squeezed herself between us and could not be any clearer.

a little while ago, she was ready to leave and asked me to drop her off at her house on my way back. when i old i was not leaving yet, oh man, her eyes flared up again and i could see her thinking "x-girl". i pickup my slipper and acted like i was going to give her a good spanking. that worked. she sat down and behaved. i went up to the hotel lounge and got us breakfast. she ate and left ... but not without asking me again about what i am going to do while she was gone. of course i shut her up and ordered her to smile.

a final sweet good-bye kiss and she was in the taxi on her way.

2 girls in front of the hotel waiting for their valet ride were looking at me with a wicked smile ... i wonder what they were thinking.