Monterrey

[Member #3453]

Thanks for looking out for me Prok...no Shit!!! Thank God for an occassional saving grace... :-)

And, I have to admit, after all the commotion, I have finally started to explore the ISG website again. You all may or may not remember, but the ISG site was incapacitated for a very long time about a year or two ago, and you could literally never access anything. It was like it was "Lost in Cyber- Espacio." Anyway, after it came back, I returned, and at the obvious peril of some, I resumed my activities here. But, I had otherwise ignored exploring some of the site's improvements.

The "Reports of Distinction" solves the problem with respect to the cross talk that aggravates some. Perhaps the reports of distinction section could also be compartmentalized for specifics with each venue, like hotels, massage review, pimping girls, etc...That would leave this open to Chat, and also eliminate our having to repeat the post I just reiterated this morning. That post has been posted more than once here as a reply to many inquiries, just slightly altered to accomodate the specific inquiry here or there, and to answer PM's.

I will take it up with Jackson tonight...

WastedG, it only counts if it was a nude, female, Rabi... :-)

No offense to anyones religious sensitivities intended...

I just noticed that Monterrey had NO reports in the "Distinction" area. Considering the tremendous number of posts here, I transferred 2 as a start - USB's Club report and an extended version of my MP reports. This way any newbie requests can be sent to these reports which will always be easy to find.

Cheers, -P

[MonterreyDude]

I don't get it...
You think you are getting a massage and sex out of the Passion girls?
It's just plain boring unpassionate sex with a dumb girl you have only met through a photo.
You are not used to that.
By the way, I believe the owner is one the memebers of my Yahoo group.

If I ever make it down there again, I'll make it a goal to find a day spa and get the royal treatment.

They have them all over the world as a matter of fact. Costs about $70 for a 40 minute professional massage. Then you can get all the other pampering like facials, manicure, pedicure and what have you. But once in a while when in MTY, I get so tired from all the clubbing and the girls that I could use some relaxing massage.

I'll find them. Where there is a well, there is a way.

I checked out passion's site http://www.passion.com.mx/ seems they offer 1 hours session for 1000 pesos and 1.5 hours for 1300 pesos. Fair prices and compares to the clubs' salidas (1000 for the girl and 350 bar fine). Karina and Melisa look like good candidates. Assuming they are still there.

Wasted

[Psychman]

Guys,

This is exactly the type of info that I needed, and when I get there, I will share my info. If you ever need CR info, let me know.

Psychman

[Prokofiev]

I just noticed that Monterrey had NO reports in the "Distinction" area. Considering the tremendous number of posts here, I transferred 2 as a start - USB's Club report and an extended version of my MP reports. This way any newbie requests can be sent to these reports which will always be easy to find.

Cheers, -P

[El Cabron 007]

If I ever make it down there again, I'll make it a goal to find a day spa and get the royal treatment.

They have them all over the world as a matter of fact. Costs about $70 for a 40 minute professional massage. Then you can get all the other pampering like facials, manicure, pedicure and what have you. But once in a while when in MTY, I get so tired from all the clubbing and the girls that I could use some relaxing massage.

I'll find them. Where there is a well, there is a way.

I checked out passion's site http://www.passion.com.mx/ seems they offer 1 hours session for 1000 pesos and 1.5 hours for 1300 pesos. Fair prices and compares to the clubs' salidas (1000 for the girl and 350 bar fine). Karina and Melisa look like good candidates. Assuming they are still there.

Wasted

I doubt you can find a real massage after 10pm or 24/7 anywhere in the world much less Monterrey. You can always go to a place like Signore and tell them what you want and that you'll tip well. Tell the girls 500 pesos for 45 minutes -up front and someone will take you up on it. They wont do a great job, nor will they like it. Real massage is hard work plus the girls have no training. Laying on your back and getting drilled, not so hard. But it is an option.

There are 1-2 places (legit) in the Yellow pages, are day-time only. I have not been to one in Monterrey, but in other cities- 100's of times. Mostly at home.

[El Cabron 007]

I had a Jewish foot massage once in the college dorms hallway once. Does that count?

Off topic, sort of, but have you ever had a Thai foot massage? Put it on your list of things to do before you die.

[Member #3453]

Off topic, sort of, but have you ever had a Thai foot massage? Put it on your list of things to do before you die.

I doubt you can find a real massage after 10pm or 24/7 anywhere in the world much less Monterrey. You can always go to a place like Signore and tell them what you want and that you'll tip well. Tell the girls 500 pesos for 45 minutes -up front and someone will take you up on it. They wont do a great job, nor will they like it. Real massage is hard work plus the girls have no training. Laying on your back and getting drilled, not so hard. But it is an option.

There are 1-2 places (legit) in the Yellow pages, are day-time only. I have not been to one in Monterrey, but in other cities- 100's of times. Mostly at home.

[Prokofiev]

I doubt you can find a real massage after 10pm or 24/7 anywhere in the world much less Monterrey. You can always go to a place like Signore and tell them what you want and that you'll tip well. Tell the girls 500 pesos for 45 minutes -up front and someone will take you up on it. They wont do a great job, nor will they like it. Real massage is hard work plus the girls have no training. Laying on your back and getting drilled, not so hard. But it is an option.

There are 1-2 places (legit) in the Yellow pages, are day-time only. I have not been to one in Monterrey, but in other cities- 100's of times. Mostly at home.

[MonterreyDude]

Proko, I don't want to contradict you, but Mick sounds as if he wants a regular massage...

Mick . . .

There are several MPs with 24-hr service. Most close at 10pm.
Don't worry about walking , just take a cab. These 3 have web-sites

Signore is the cheapest. At nigtht expext 200-350 pesos for 30 minutes.
http://www.signore.com.mx/principal.html

Have not been here. Costs more. Only saw the website
http://www.passion.com.mx/

This place is expensive. Really more of a casa than a MP. 2000 pesos minimum. Very nice girls.
http://www.misses.com.mx/

Go back and check some of my previous posts by clicking on my username and you will find several longer reports - last month as well as Feb 2006.

Good Luck, -P

[MonterreyDude]

Buffet at the Infinito.. nope.
Still run of the mill.
Prestige is still top notch.

Carlos,

Has the quality of the buffet at the Obsession improved as of late? How about the lineups at each? Getting psyched up for my trip on Sunday.

[El Cabron 007]

Hey Proko,

Do you know of any true massage places? Like a day spa where they offer a pure 30-45 minute massage?

Thanks

Mick . . .

There are several MPs with 24-hr service. Most close at 10pm.
Don't worry about walking , just take a cab. These 3 have web-sites

Signore is the cheapest. At nigtht expext 200-350 pesos for 30 minutes.
http://www.signore.com.mx/principal.html

Have not been here. Costs more. Only saw the website
http://www.passion.com.mx/

This place is expensive. Really more of a casa than a MP. 2000 pesos minimum. Very nice girls.
http://www.misses.com.mx/

Go back and check some of my previous posts by clicking on my username and you will find several longer reports - last month as well as Feb 2006.

Good Luck, -P

[Prokofiev]

Mick . . .

There are several MPs with 24-hr service. Most close at 10pm.
Don't worry about walking , just take a cab. These 3 have web-sites

Signore is the cheapest. At night expect 200-350 pesos for 30 minutes.
http://www.signore.com.mx/principal.html

Have not been here. Costs more. Only saw the website
http://www.passion.com.mx/

This place is expensive. Really more of a casa than a MP. 2000 pesos minimum. Very nice girls.
http://www.misses.com.mx/

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As of Feb 2007

I have been back in Monterrey for a quick 2 days. Visited several clubs, and went to numerous massage places to check out the goods.

First off, the massage prices continue to fall - at least the promocion prices. Several places were 80p, 100p, 110 and 130. The bad news is that most have added the twist of a propina for removing her top, a second position etc. If you give them 200p =$18US and say the rest is hers, you can be pretty much assured of doing what you want, in as many positions as you like. Still an incredible bargain.

I had 6 sessions in 5 places in 2 days and I thought the much mentioned Signore to still be the best of the lot. King size beds, huge rooms w showers and girls with the right attitude. I had Grecia, 22 a smallish morena twice and enjoyed the experience. Very cute girl with only a few stretch marks on her stomach. Nice attitude, a good time. $18 well spent.

Tried a new? place Sensaciones at Juan Alverez 820 - very close to Matehuala. Can recommend Fernanda, 27 for incredible oral skills. Did a CBJ only for 15 minutes. Very nice face and great attitude. With 3 kids her stomach was a mess, but watching her face while she gives grade-A head . . . priceless.

The rooms at both Duality and Shakira leave alot to be desired, but at least you can lie down. Forgetable experiences at both.

Finally another new? place at Villagomez 825 - across the street from Signore, was nice. I can recommend Judith -33 but looks much younger. Very nice body, great attitude. Would go back if I had more time.

Another tip`at these places. If you find a girl you really enjoyed, ask her for a card with the places address. She will often give you her cell number to get in touch later (free-lance at your hotel after hours). This saves her the house fee and allows you more time in a nicer ambience. Didn´t do it myself, but had the chance with the 2 of them I liked. YMMV.
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As of Jan 2006

Here is an overview of the massage parlors I saw during my 5 nights in Monterrey. Overall, the quality of chicas in the clubs tends to be far superior, but if you look hard enough you can find some MP gems for very little money. Of course the girls change often, so the addresses may be of more value than my experiences with seeing the various chicas.

Everyplace includes a shower/sink, a padded massage table, a clean sheet and 1-2 towels. Standard offering is for 1/2 hr including CBJ and 3 positions. No massage is offered! Some have more as noted below:

Scarlet - Av Colon #1715A Pte / Blue neon across from Holiday Inn
A rather tough looking place. 3 gordas huddled under a blanket. No heat?
100 pesos. I only looked.

Fascination - Zaragoza #1165 Ote near Colon
Quoted 170 pesos 1/2 hr. 2 gordas. I passed.

Shakira - 1508 Reforma Pte near Holiday Inn / neon lights near KanKun
Very basic MP. 150p 1/2 hr. 3 girls. I took Ana - a 36 yo woman - probably older. Not a looker, but very good service. She seemed very real, with a big smile and good attitude. CBJ + 2 positions + finish in mouth-covered. OK.

Milenio 2000 - Villagran #613 Pte near Givenchy.
Basic MP, but with 7 rooms and 10-12 chicas to choose from. When you enter, you see the girls sitting along a mirrored make-up table, sort of like back stage at a theater. 150p 1/2 hr, but up-selling to 250p. The girls were reasonably attractive with many to choose from. Took Andrea 28, who promised a slow, unrushed experience, but did not deliver on her promise. Upselling for taking off top and extra position. Paid 250 total. Still not terrible for what I received. CBJ + 3 positions. Finished CBJ w/ ball-licking. Just OK.

Status I - Padre Mier #836 Pte
Another basic MP. I was expecting more here, but didn't see any really attractive girls. 7 available. 200 pesos for 1/2 hr. It was afternoon and I didn't partake.

Faraonas I - Arteaga #2018 Pte, west of Holiday Inn.
Off the beaten track, near Prestige Club. 180p 1/2 hr. Stopped in twice, but each time all girls (2?) were busy. Never saw a chica. Good sign??

Duality - Arteaga #716 Pte
2 huge girls offered service for just 100p. This is the only estetica I saw that had barber chairs in the front room. Closes at 10pm. I passed.

Playboy3 (Massage,B ano y Mas) - Arteaga #1015 Pte around the corner from Faraonas II.
Several girls available (3?) for 130p 1/2 hr. Took Samatha 24. Not bad looking, but no personality, no smile. Didn't take her top off. I asked for CBJ only and she tried to up-sell to 200p. I refused and told her to get on top. She then agreed to finish via CBJCIM for the 130p. Bad attitude.

My best experiences were at these two.

Faraonas II - Juan Alverez near Arteaga/ only several blocks fr Matehuala.
Very basic MP, but with 2 young, attractive chicas. Another working. Took Fatima 20 as described in a previous post. Excellent service. Cute little girl. 160 pesos. Great time.

Euforia - Escobedo #721 near Carlos Salazar
Another basic MP but the Senora handling the door (Adriana-40?) and the two cute, very young-looking chicas were a ton of fun. Lots of playful joking around by all. Tried to take the Senora, but she wasn't on the menu. Had Dulce (Monseratt) 23 who provided excellent service. The room has a large mirror and this girl loves to watch herself sucking and fucking. Gives good "face" and eye contact. A naughty girl. CBJ + 3 positions. 200 pesos. My best experience.

Here are several others that were "different" and might be of interest:

Spa-cio - Carlos Salazar #924 / upstairs
This is a new place and supposedly a new concept. It is a semi-Sports bar with drinks and TVs along with a spa, with steam room and jacuzzi. New rooms looked nice. A cut above the other places. Only 180p to 280p, depending on the service (steam or jacuzzi or basic room)

Romanos - Tapia #862 corner Arista
This place advertises "fresitas 18-21". I saw 2 young attractive girls there, but they were both going to rooms with customers. Plus there were 2 other guys ahead of me. Price 400p 1/2 hr or 800p for some other (hour?) deal. I did not stay, but it would be worth a look even at the higher price.

Misses - Tapia #654 Pte near Rayon / 2nd floor of a house/ No sign
This place advertises "realmente fresitas y super-modelos. It is upstairs in a 4-plex house with only a tiny sign on the door. Would never know it from street level. They had 4 chicas. A blond model-type (near 30?) that I immediately wanted and 3 very young-looking, slender girls (teenagers?). I saw a room that had a king-size bed and full bath. I was quoted 300p for a massage and I quickly asked for the blond. BUT . . . I quickly realized it was 300p for massage only. Full service was 2000 pesos!! I started to leave, but the guy running the place tried to talk me into staying. Wanted to know how I found the place. He offered me a 1000p price (I think . . .) but I only had about 800 with me. Decided to leave, but I liked the eye candy. Nice merchandise. High price.

Enough for now. This should be a good start for anyone looking for an estetica experience. The upside is that you can lay down and actually talk and see the girls. Also towels and showers for clean-up. And it winds up being significantly cheaper and more comfortable than privado sex at a club. Downside? You need to look hard to find the gems. 70% of the girls are 2nd and 3rd tier. Some are extremely unattractive. Very hit and miss.
Luego - Prokofiev

[Member #3453]

Has the line-up at Givenchy normalized since they opened the new facility immediately North of El Infinito? I am just wondering if they're bringing girls over there still from El Infinito to bolster the line-up, or if the relative mediocre line-up is back to normal at Givenchy.

[Member #3453]

Carlos,

Has the quality of the buffet at the Obsession improved as of late? How about the lineups at each? Getting psyched up for my trip on Sunday.

[Member #3453]

Psychman,

Monterrey can not compare to Asia, not with respect to price, not with respect to general attitude, and not with respect to availability. But, I prefer Mexican girls to Asian girls, so I enjoy MTY. However, with significant experience on the ground, Monterrey can yield the Asian GFE experience, but it requires a lot of time, significant prior investment, and significant disappointment sprinkled into the mix. That's not a criticism of Monterrey, but they are really two very different venues, and virtually uncomparable, each having it's own brand of charm.

San Jose is cheaper. In comparison, generally speaking, you will receive about 2 hours of hotel action for about twice the typical cost of todo la noche in San Jose. Salidas for strip club girls vary according to the club you're visiting. The lower end clubs will run you about 1350-1500 pesos for 1.5-2 hours back at your hotel.

The medium and high end clubs will run an additional 40%-60%, and up to 300% more, respectively, compared to the low end clubs. If you're looking for todo la noche action in Monterrey, it is almost non-existent, certainly so in comparison to what is regularly available in San Jose. Todo La Noche can be had, but it will typically cost a lot, and the girls of MTY do not generally seem available for that kind of experience. Todo La Noche is not common.

Your selection with respect to strip club girls in MTY, versus a Blue Marlin type setup, will exceed what you generally find at the Blue Marlin, or any of the strip clubs in San Jose. In that respect, I have always thought that Monterrey was superior, even in comparison to the shear numbers of strip clubs in comparison. In comparison to strip clubs in San Jose, ones like Josephines, probably one of the highest quality in San Jose, the lower end El Infinito in Monterrey is superior with respect to selection. If you choose to visit the strip clubs in MTY they are primarily located downtown.

Take a taxi to the area of the strip club Gaunlet, Villagran between Carlos Salizar and Isaac Garza, and South on Villagran. Many of the strip clubs are located about 3-4 blocks South of Madero on Villagran. They are not comfortable clubs. They are uncomfortable clubs, straight back chairs, dingy facilities, dirty cubicles, etc...but the quality of your experience there is very economical for what you get, quality of girls, cheap drinks, cheap table dances in the privados (50 pesos), cheap BJ, and relatively cheap full service, etc...

A full range of services is available on-site, and cost for full service will be approximately 200 pesos for a BJ, 400 pesos for full service. In addition, time is predicated on the playing of 4 minute songs, which will cost you 50 pesos each. So, the longer you take to pop, the more it costs. I estimate the typical cost of a full service session to run around 500-700 pesos in the privados for full service when you factor in a song for every four minutes you are in the privados...depends a lot on you.

Basically, these are the lower end clubs, all located within walking distance of each other, probably none of them more than 5 minutes apart on foot, and some of them across the street from one another or relatively next door to one another. They are clubs that have some good quality girls, some better than others of course.

I would rate them accordingly:
El Infinito (far and away my favorite)
Matehuala
El Cielo
Tangalay
Givenchy
Parthenon

Matehuela is within walking distance of El Infinito, probably 5-8 minutes, at Madero and Juan Alverez, one block West of Villagran if you walk North from El Infinito to Madero.

El Cielo is located at Arteaga two blocks East of Vilagran, so it's within easy walking distance of El Infinito as well, 3-4 minutes.

Medium priced clubs are going to run you probably about 40% more than the lower end clubs for on-site services.

Here are the medium priced clubs, listed according to my preference, ones that are all located within close proximity to one another, and within walking distance of one another:
El Harem, 1400 block of Madero
Pasarelas, 900 block of Madero.
THche, 1800 block of Madero
Excalibur, 1000 Block of Madero

I would also recommend Casino, which is the other direction and not within walking distance of the cluster of medium level clubs mentioned above. Casino's address is Madero Ave or Colon Ave. at Capt. Aguilar. It is in the same category, perhaps just slightly under the quality of El Harem, IMHO. But according to Carlos, Casino is above Harem' category. Per Carlos, "I know it doesn't look like it, but it is. Remember, same owners, prices are higher there so they consider it better (just like Prestige and Obsession)."

Bahamas is also in the category of the medium level clubs, and it is located on Guerrero, North of Madero. Per Carlos, "Bahamas (North of Obsession on Guerrero Ave. is lower than Casino and Harem (all under the same ownership)."

High End Clubs will run you anywhere from probably about 100% to 300% more than the lower end clubs for on-site full service, 300% being the more common circumstance, especially for Gringos.

The high end strip clubs are as follows:
Obsession, on Guerrero North of Colon
Prestige, Prestige, Madero Ave y Veinte de Noviembre (If your getting in on taxi you enter on Madero Ave )
Poisson, Zaragoza and Aramberri
Amnesia, Amnesia, Simon Bolivar (every taxi driver knows the address).
Premier, Premier, 700 Block of Ruiz Cortines

Most of the taxi drivers will know the locations of these high end clubs because they get commissions if they bring you to one of them. So, be expecting to pay through the nose if you choose to visit them, or hop out when you get in relative close proximity and walk to them. They are very comfortable, plush, great line-ups of girls, usually having girls with exceptional personalities that are capable of persuading you to part with as much money as possible. The girls have their proven track records to defend with management, and they are aggressive, in sometimes very subtle ways, at doing so.

The medium level clubs are comfortable too, the girls can sometimes be just as hot, and the prices are significantly less. So, I am rarely, if ever, found in the high end clubs of MTY. I usually split half my time between the medium level clubs and the low end clubs. I reserve salidas primarily for the low end clubs, and drinking and socializing for the medium level clubs.

I don't frequent the high end clubs for anything other than the 60 pesos lunch buffets in the afternoons at Prestige and Obsession. I've found better options in the medium and low end clubs.

But, that having been said, some guys like the comfort of the high end clubs, and their quality is generally quite good, so if you have the money, and you want to blow it, have at it. I doubt anyone goes away from the high end clubs disasspointed, except to realize they have blown a huge wad of dough afterward. But, for visiting Gringos that have no Spanish speaking abilities, guys that want to be pampered, guys that don't care what the cost is because they are there to have a great time regardless of cost, guys that like the comfort of a "USA" style high end plush strip clubs, then the high end clubs of Monterrey will not disappoint you. Just bring your wallet, and several credit cards

There really is no venue in Monterrey that I am aware of that compares to the Blue Marlin for example.

Well, maybe the brothels of MTY, Maxims, Divain, Carmelas? But in that instance, the girls are employees of the establishment, not freelancers, and cost, range of quality, and numbers of girls available do not compare to the Blue Marlin.

Carlos has more information on the brothels than I do, but I don't believe he even frequents them anymore these days. They are just too expensive for what you get, like 1800-2200 pesos for 1 hour?

So, in MTY, you will have a choice of strip club girls, numerous massage parlors of widely varying quality, the brothels, and a few street girls hanging outside of hotels in the area of Pino Suarez and Reforma streets. There are very few, if any, streetwalkers. The MTY police are quite aggressive in that area. You may see some that appear to be standing on corners here and there, but beware...they are usually "chicks with dicks," and those that are legitimate street walkers are a bad bet.

Prokofiev can probably fill you in on the massage parlor scene. His assessments seem well informed and I believe they are also relatively recent. Of course, the main source for logistics with respect to Massage Parlors is, as Carlos indicated, El Sol newspaper. It is only published certain days of the week, so it's sometimes hard to find at a moment's notice.

I hope this information is helpful. Have fun...

Gentelmen,

As a many time vet of Costa Rica and other places south, I am not at all a newby to our hobby. On my other board, when newbies ask for general information, I am on board with asking them to read. Yet, I have read ten pages here and am mostly finding back and fourth grips between memmbers. No probem with me, but could anyone PM me or post some basic, organized info for me, or lead me to it? I will soon be in Montery. I speak excellent , and am very accostomed to low to mid end joints, and am a skilled negotiator for what I enjoy.

1) The low down on Mps?

2) Part timer clubs?

3) Local trip clubs and low end places?

4) The general P4P scene,and how it compares to other Latin American cities?

I am most thankful.