Monterrey

[Member #3453]

Yeah, I usually stay six nights lately, and I feel that is slightly more than enough. This next trip will be seven nights, and I expect I will be quite ready to leave by then.

Personally, I believe that you have it backwards, Thursday through Sunday, but of course, I realize you're having to make those arrangements probably to accomodate your business schedule back home.

But, optimumly, I think the best range of days is Sunday Night through Thursday Night, which I've been trying to adhere to on most of my trips. The girls are more available to me than on weekends nights, when there are just too many guys distracting them, and getting them away from the clubs is too much work.

Ayy -- dude -- I have decided to make my visits shorter. My last one was for 9 days and I was knocked out. Had my fill but already thirsty for more.

I will be doing long weekends (Thursday thru Sunday) instead of all week (Sunday thru Sunday).

If I decide to come down, I'll catch you on your last 2 days - This way you can give me full details on your week.

I'll let you know once I confirm.

Wasted

[Dos Lunas]

UsB: We all go through stages or cross paths in our lives with others who are also going through their own stages/cross paths. It creates an opportunity to experience something unique at that particular time and place. Usually, it can be extended or repeated for some time. But eventually, all good things do not last long, as in our relationship with a chica or for anything that matters. We learn to appreciate what we had and cannot change, and move on. I wish you the best of luck in your cross paths!

Wasted: The barrios Antiguo is an awesome place to visit if you know what to expect. There are a ton of hotspots, clubs and restaurants with mostly groups of people in their 20’s. C.P. is correct that it is very difficult almost impossible to penetrate (no pun intended) that scene of beautiful gorgeous woman in groups. The best approach is knowing someone in his or her inner circle of friends. I struck out miserably the last time I visited and I am in my 30’s, decent looking and can easily converse with women.

The best bet is to meet a non-pro during the day at the stores and possibly hook up with her and her friends at Barrio Antiguo. That’s what I am planning on doing next time, among other fun activities.

C.P.: How are you amigo? It’s been awhile and I miss MTY. Changed my name here from O.P. Planning on visiting again soon, maybe we can have lunch again.

[MonterreyDude]

I'll be here too.
As a matter of fact, am always here!!!!
Which reminds me, gotta take care today (Saturday) of all my Lambs at the Infinito... check them out, see if they have been naughty.

Ayy -- dude -- I have decided to make my visits shorter. My last one was for 9 days and I was knocked out. Had my fill but already thirsty for more.

I will be doing long weekends (Thursday thru Sunday) instead of all week (Sunday thru Sunday).

If I decide to come down, I'll catch you on your last 2 days - This way you can give me full details on your week.

I'll let you know once I confirm.

Wasted

[El Cabron 007]

Ayy -- dude -- I have decided to make my visits shorter. My last one was for 9 days and I was knocked out. Had my fill but already thirsty for more.

I will be doing long weekends (Thursday thru Sunday) instead of all week (Sunday thru Sunday).

If I decide to come down, I'll catch you on your last 2 days - This way you can give me full details on your week.

I'll let you know once I confirm.

Wasted

Noooooooooooo, change your plans. You will have almost missed me by then. I will arrive in the "promised land" on 2/24 and depart back for the abis on March 3rd. I will be there on March 1st and 2nd, but by then I will have worn out all of your girlfriends. You must come in town earlier in order to preserve your flock.

[Member #3453]

Noooooooooooo, change your plans. You will have almost missed me by then. I will arrive in the "promised land" on 2/24 and depart back for the abis on March 3rd. I will be there on March 1st and 2nd, but by then I will have worn out all of your girlfriends. You must come in town earlier in order to preserve your flock.

Calling on USB: When are you planning on being in MTY next? I am thinking March 1st, maybe.

Wasted

[El Cabron 007]

Calling on USB: When are you planning on being in MTY next? I am thinking March 1st, maybe.

Wasted

[Gallo Ingles]

C.P. and USB,

Thank you for your suggestions and orientation. Clearly, you guys know your stuff.

Gallo

[MonterreyDude]

First of all, you need to specify which of the 2 Safi Hotels you are going to stay at.
If you are staying at the downtown Safi, please pay notice of Unspongebob's post.
If you are staying at the plush San Pedro Garza Garcia one, you are some 10 minutes away from the clubs and you will need a taxi for that...
Only thing I will say, contradicting my friend USB is that if this is your first time to MTY, please stick to the Madero Ave Clubs. The ones on Villagran migh be a little tough looking for a first comer... but they are not.
Thing is no one speaks English there, you'll be going on a Friday night or Saturday when the crowds go to watch soccer instead of paying attention to the girls and so on.
So give us a hint, sir.

The answer to my question most likely is to be found in the forum, but because of its length I am reluctant to sift through it. I hope no one is offended.

I will be going to Mty for the weekend, staying at the Safi hotel. Is there any action nearby? Any and all recommendations would be welcomed.

Gallo

[Member #3453]

To the best of my recollection, the Safi, while it IS a beautiful hotel, probably a five star in quality, is NOT girlfriendly. However, I have never personally tried to bring a girl in there, mainly because I was always told it was not girlfriendly and didn't want to risk the walk of shame.

I have stayed at the Safi myself, and it was marvelous. But, of course, I don't stay there regularly, unless business demands it, because I can't bring girls back there with me. You will either have to limit your fun to "in-club"activities, or go down to Hotel Plaza Del Arco, which is located relatively close to the Safi but not within easy walking distance. The Hotel Plaza Del Arco is located at Pino Suarez and Madero if you want to do a salida with a girl.

The club scene is not within walking distance of the Safi, and I don't believe there is anything around the Safi within walking distance. Carlos may know of a club that's close to Safi, but I can't think of one.

That having been said, the concentrated lower end club scene is relatively close to the Safi by taxi, probably no more than 10-15 minutes. Take a taxi to the area of the strip club Gauntlet, Villagran between Carlos Salizar and Isaac Garza, and walk south on Villagran. The following is a list of acceptable lower end clubs located in the area mentioned. They are not comfortable clubs. They are uncomfortable clubs, but the quality of your experience there is very economical for what you get, and for the quality of girls. The lower end clubs I recommend are as follows:

These are all within walking distance of each other...
El-Infinito
Givenchy
Tangalay
Parthenon
Cascabel

Matehuela is within walking distance of El Infinito, probably 5-8 minutes, at Madero and Juan Alverez, one block West of Villagran if you walk North from El Infinito to Madero.

El Cielo is located at Arteaga two blocks East of Vilagran, so it's within easy walking distance of El Infinito as well, 3-4 minutes.

Basically, these are the lower end clubs, all located within walking distance of each other, probably none of them more than 5 minutes apart on foot, and some of them across the street from one another or relatively next door to one another. They are clubs that have some good quality girls, some better than others of course.

I would rate them accordingly:
El Infinito (far and away my favorite)
Matehuela
El Cielo
Tangalay
Givenchy
Parthenon

Here are the medium priced clubs, in the USB order of importance, ones that are all located within close proximity to one another, and within walking distance of one another:
El Harem, 1400 block of Madero
Pasarelas, 900 block of Madero.
THche, 1800 block of Madero
Excalibre, 1000 Block of Madero

I would also recommend Casino, which is the other direction and not within walking distance of the cluster of medium level clubs mentioned above. Casino is on Madero between Capt. Aguilar and Degollado, a couple blocks West of Matehuela, the strip club. It is in the same category, perhaps just slightly under the quality of El Harem, IMHO.

Bahamas is also in the category of the medium level clubs, and it is located on Guerrero, North of Madero.

Speaking of high end strip clubs, they are as follows:
Obsession, on Guerrero North of Colon
Prestige, Viente De Noviembre and Madero
Poisson, Zaragoza and Aramberri
Amnesia, I Don't remember the location, but it's not too far from all the others by taxi.
Premier, 700 Block of Cortines

All of the taxi drivers will know the locations of these high end clubs because they get commissions if they bring you to one of them. So, be expecting to pay through the nose if you choose to visit them. They are very comfortable clubs, great line-ups of girls, but EXTREMELY expensive.

The medium level clubs are comfortable too, the girls can sometimes be just as hot, and the prices are significantly less. So, the veterans of MTY are rarely found in the high end clubs of MTY.

None of us regulars frequent the high end clubs for anything other than the 60 pesos buffets in the afternoons at Prestige and Obsession. We have found better options in the medium and low end clubs.

But, that having been said, some guys like the comfort of the high end clubs, and their quality is generally quite good, so if you have the money, and you want to blow it, have at it. I doubt anyone goes away from the high end clubs disasspointed, except to realize they have blown a huge wad of dough afterward. But, for visiting Gringos that have no Spanish speaking abilities, guys that want to be pampered, guys that don't care what the cost is because they are there to have a great time regardless of cost, guys that like the comfort of a "USA" style high end strip clubs, then the high end clubs of Monterrey will not disappoint you. Just bring your wallet, and several credit cards :-)

The answer to my question most likely is to be found in the forum, but because of its length I am reluctant to sift through it. I hope no one is offended.

I will be going to Mty for the weekend, staying at the Safi hotel. Is there any action nearby? Any and all recommendations would be welcomed.

Gallo

[Gallo Ingles]

The answer to my question most likely is to be found in the forum, but because of its length I am reluctant to sift through it. I hope no one is offended.

I will be going to Mty for the weekend, staying at the Safi hotel. Is there any action nearby? Any and all recommendations would be welcomed.

Gallo

[El Cabron 007]

Funny, same thing here. My dreaded "D" girl tells me, ages ago, she is getting married. I instantly replied that I will buy her the wedding dress... I was serious .. Now, and only now, I understand why my offer pissed her off

I love horses. And I mean horses. Not what you were thinking, USB. You seem to have an 8-track mind.

Wasted

Carlos,

That's funny...I had that same line about "I am getting married next month" from our friend "V" at the "H" place. Needless to say, this last time, after you left, she told me that the waiter she was "engaged" to was mal, and that they were no longer seeing each other. Remember, there was all the other baggage and circumstances surrounding her situation, circumstances that are too involved to detail here.

Anyway, a couple of months ago, while she is on salida with me, todo la noche, willing to do with me anything I seemingly want to do with her in the privacy of my hotel room, she tells me that she is getting married to a guy working in the club, and that they are planning to marry in one month.

When I return to the club in three months, she is still working the club, and she is playing her same role to a "T."

Anyway, I realized after going on salida with her, that the more I learned of her personal life, the more turned-off by it I became. On salida she is talking to me well into the night, telling me about her affair, and her serious engagment with this guy working in the club, all this after we have just had sex in my hotel room.

Guys...I don't know about these girls...It boggles the frickin' mind. But, frankly, that kind of shit turns me off. I like "V" very much as a friend, and I may even break down and see her again. She apparently has some affection for me, asking me this last time to call her the following day around 10am so we could get together, austensibly so she could pick up a CD of my Gringo music from me. I forgot to call... :-)

I have to say, she is such a great actress that upon knowing that she IS such a great actress, and a girl with such an unbelievably compicated life and human debry in her interactions, and seemingly with such little regard for whatever fallout occurs in her wake, that it's just kind of a turn-off.

La Cuenta, Por Favor!!!!!!!!!

[Member #3453]

WastedG,

Listen, I thought Carlos said the girls were referring to my girl as a "Cow" not a "Horse." :-)

Their awful, insensitive, criticisms are all born out of jealousy. Those girls all wish they were in her shoes. Besides, my girl is thinner and harder bodied that any of the girls that are making such mean sprited comments.

But, as a Gringo that knows both cattle and horses quite well, I can assure you that she is more like a leopard or a tiger, a "pussy" per se. I could understand if you want to categorize her muscle groups in the range of a hardbodied filly, like a bucking bronco, but to try to pass her off as a big boned, clumsy, Hereford???? NOT!!!

No, franlky, there are many more girls in El Infinito that actually could be categorized as cows or horses. Certainly, there must be number of empty feedbags lying around El Infinito these days. :-)

And, speaking of the Rodeo, did you know that I, USB, am actually quite a horseman myself? I actually have three horses, two full blooded quarter horses, and the other a quarter horse/thoroughbred mix. I will have to show you pictures of them next time we are in Monterrey together. I have the photos on my laptop. They are all freezing their asses off in my pasture right now (18 degrees F).

As for the Rodeo...I will be holding a rodeo in my room on this next trip, and there won't be any cows or horses there, but maybe a few pussys.

What a coincident! I was about to ask the same. Tell us more about the rodeo. Although I am not a great fan, but I would imagine this would be fun in Mexico. Do they have horseback riding? Bull fighting (which I think is a crime) and what else? Is it open on weekend as well as weekdays? What kind of crowd does it attract? Young, old, snobs, domestic help? How far from el centro? Give us details Carlos, Sir.

Can you take a horse on a salida .. for USB that is. (This is cruel). Maybe USB will get a Horse GFE -- lol - Just kidding USB. You know I love you.

Wasted.

Found it : EL MEJOR AMBIENTE ESTA SOLAMENTE EN FAR WEST RODEO !!! -- ¡¡ LLEGALE TEMPRANO !!

http://www.farwestrodeo.com/index2.htm

Looks real cool. Thursday thru Sunday. I'm fixin' to go. I'll take my "P" or "J". Remind me to get a camera and buy a cowboy hat. woohoo..

It’s outdoors, right?

[El Cabron 007]

Well heck, you killed it for me man. Even if I wore a cowboy hat and boots? I am willing to buy the hat and the boots for that day and then toss them in the trash for all I care. No, I am dead serious. I would like to go. Not to pick up girls or anything like that. Purely for the love of horses.

Is this place considered a pickup or party place like Bario? If so, then I guess you're right. However, not to doubt you, I looked at the pix on the website. I see all ages. If I behave, "P" can pass ass my daughter and I will give anyone hitting on her the mean look. You know my look can kill. If I take Lady "J", she can pass as my partner. She has the mature look.

But seriously, tell me again. Do you absolutely recommend against it? If so, is there another place to go horseback riding?

Wasted

You are kidding, right?
When the rodeos (Texano style, mixed with Mexican charro) opened in Monterrey I was already above the average age as a guy looking for girls.
It's for the young of age (not heart) and in style it is opposite to snobbish Barrio Antiguo, this is more working class, but in escence it is still a closely nit enormous big group that does not allow outsiders.
And again, this is not rodeo as the US cowboy rodeo.
This is indoor Mexican redneck rodeo, where music plays and beer flows.
Come on guys... this Barrio Antiguo and Rodeo stuff works the same here as in the USA, but with different names.
And Wasted, yes, you can take your girls, but remember when I told you when we were walking down Madero Ave with the girls and everyone was staring at us???
This is the kind of place where you will be scorned at for bringing girls in, starting with the difference in age, maybe not their looks, but guaranteed that guys will try to hit on them.
This is not the AI club where everything is allowed. Remeber the AI as is the Taboo are part of the gritty night scene.
Barrio Antiguo, Rodeos et al are not "the other Monterrey".
Don't mix oil and water

[MonterreyDude]

You are kidding, right?
When the rodeos (Texano style, mixed with Mexican charro) opened in Monterrey I was already above the average age as a guy looking for girls.
It's for the young of age (not heart) and in style it is opposite to snobbish Barrio Antiguo, this is more working class, but in escence it is still a closely nit enormous big group that does not allow outsiders.
And again, this is not rodeo as the US cowboy rodeo.
This is indoor Mexican redneck rodeo, where music plays and beer flows.
Come on guys... this Barrio Antiguo and Rodeo stuff works the same here as in the USA, but with different names.
And Wasted, yes, you can take your girls, but remember when I told you when we were walking down Madero Ave with the girls and everyone was staring at us???
This is the kind of place where you will be scorned at for bringing girls in, starting with the difference in age, maybe not their looks, but guaranteed that guys will try to hit on them.
This is not the AI club where everything is allowed. Remeber the AI as is the Taboo are part of the gritty night scene.
Barrio Antiguo, Rodeos et al are not "the other Monterrey".
Don't mix oil and water

What a coincident! I was about to ask the same. Tell us more about the rodeo. Although I am not a great fan, but I would imagine this would be fun in Mexico. Do they have horseback riding? Bull fighting (which I think is a crime) and what else? Is it open on weekend as well as weekdays? What kind of crowd does it attract? Young, old, snobs, domestic help? How far from el centro? Give us details Carlos, Sir.

Can you take a horse on a salida .. for USB that is. (This is cruel). Maybe USB will get a Horse GFE -- lol - Just kidding USB. You know I love you.

Wasted.

Found it : EL MEJOR AMBIENTE ESTA SOLAMENTE EN FAR WEST RODEO !!! -- ¡¡ LLEGALE TEMPRANO !!

http://www.farwestrodeo.com/index2.htm

Looks real cool. Thursday thru Sunday. I'm fixin' to go. I'll take my "P" or "J". Remind me to get a camera and buy a cowboy hat. woohoo..

It’s outdoors, right?

[El Cabron 007]

What a coincident! I was about to ask the same. Tell us more about the rodeo. Although I am not a great fan, but I would imagine this would be fun in Mexico. Do they have horseback riding? Bull fighting (which I think is a crime) and what else? Is it open on weekend as well as weekdays? What kind of crowd does it attract? Young, old, snobs, domestic help? How far from el centro? Give us details Carlos, Sir.

Can you take a horse on a salida .. for USB that is. (This is cruel). Maybe USB will get a Horse GFE -- lol - Just kidding USB. You know I love you.

Wasted.

Found it : EL MEJOR AMBIENTE ESTA SOLAMENTE EN FAR WEST RODEO !!! -- ¡¡ LLEGALE TEMPRANO !!

http://www.farwestrodeo.com/index2.htm

Looks real cool. Thursday thru Sunday. I'm fixin' to go. I'll take my "P" or "J". Remind me to get a camera and buy a cowboy hat. woohoo..

It’s outdoors, right?

Far West Rodeo is still open...