Morelia

[BattingP]

Hi all,

Doing an every other day thing (or least I thought I was until this provider).

Decided I would "ball out" and look up the model esque escorts that are available to morelia. Found a cite called Joyas escorts and they had a morelia page!

Found one I liked, and off we were to the races.

This time, I went to do the deed afternoon. The auto hotels are much less busy and subsequently much less sketchy. However the motel was more expensive 480 p and was kinda the same quality as the 350 p hotel Cairo.

This provider was only here 1 day (she tours often enoughto morelia but is based in queretaro, I see reason to post a review, as well as to document my learnings) and only at the montecarlo motel for 2,5 k p.

Steep I know; but that's the price for "models" right?. AND, unlike the usual I show the money is complete and set off to the side for later she demanded it then and there. We had actually chatted 5 'minutes before this interaction and I did feel uncomfortable / uncomfortable. I vocalized that what would stop her from walking out? She responded with; and what would stop you from over powering me and leaving? Fuck.

I caved. Not without hesitation, but I had a feeling as I handed the money over it wouldn't go well.

Yeah yeah yeah, you don't ever hand it over until after. The service wasnt terrible, she actually has a great personality and had that BBL BIG TITS thing going on. Not my thing, but I didn't know that before hand. She was soft and pretty kind and a solid conversationalist for a pro. But I didn't get my typical two pop aka 1 pop within 10 talk 30, last pop before she leaves bc she said she was hungry. I had lost my negotiation tool (the apoyo economico) so off she left15 min early and now I feel the need to get another girl for the evening:

Live and learn boyos. From now on, I will keep a spare 100 p and send them on their way if theyre not willing to wait until the end.

Links to the pro:

https://twitter.com/ArishaIvanov?t=t...rXWq2IPVg&s=08

Would not repeat. Service was good. Person was good. Felt shafted tho. Will stick to girls recommendations from Yami. Got one lined up that she says is super hot and is a 10/10 service.

See'yall tomorrow for another journal entry (or. Really maybe later tonight).

Learning together, Battingp.

[BattingP]

Hi all,

I've been using Morelia as a base of ops to visit other places and have not been enjoying this hobby until I was finally fed up with senora mano derecha.

For a bit of an intro of who I am: Late 20's, cute (not hot) hispanic male (american, I need to fix my mexican citizenship one of these days), with a solid grasp of spanish (but still learning the many local -isms that without even I stand out). I am fully Mexican passing otherwise from my baller sunglasses and my family are from a pueblo in michaocan. My AUNTS incl my mom (yeah you read that right) have taken me to table dance clubs before in Tijuana. Not the chinese restaurant, but adelitas and a local one by the colonia where they reside (this is a story for another time). I would say though, I am not an experienced monger at all. But when in morelia.

Unfortunately, it was late by the time I decided we were diving in. I'm currently located at the Hotel Mission Cathedral (approx 70 $ a night as of writing but one of the only hotels that I could confirm had AC in the centro historico). After existing with this hest in the many pueblos I ponied up for the AC. While I did confirm with the door man that I could bring in a friend for no additional cost or registration. He did mention that it was best that I picked them up in the lobby. I decided not to shit where I eat due to the amount of families around and thus took an uber to one of the many short time hotels.

First Mistake: uber comforts while the same pricing as uber X are much less common. I got cancelled on like 5 times, and spent 20 mins waiting for a ride. During this I mass messaged escorts to see who would respond.

Solid save: the uber driver seemed chill and after asking: do you only work uber or do you work outside it too (in spanish, We exchanged whatsapp info.

Second Mistake: trying to get something done at 11 pm on a Sunday.

Auto Hotel Cairo.

-lmfao. ANOTHA BLUNDER: But one I didn't realize until talking with the chica later. You can definitely have your taxi / uner take you straight to your garage / room. I stupidly got out and walked. While it wasnt sketchy, the only people out were the cleaning ladies (bless their hearts and their use of bleach) I walked to my room. While unlikely some bad shit could have happened at a room while I was passing by on foot. Don't BE ME.

Otherwise, you can try to actually stay here (the chica actually asked if I was going to but I really wouldn't). Cost was 350 p with a sign that read 100 p more per person. I did not pay that and just went to my assigned room.

The actual experience is hilarious. Its an auto hotel aka for people who need to just quickly rest for the night before driving off again (at least that's the cover, but also def a love hotel) l. I mean you can order snacks or condoms / lube / toys if you'the like but I was given a free water bottle. Should have ordered more cause a little nervous sweat.

Why nervous? Bc a very cute 19 year old had just replied and said she was available. As I currently have an overflow of funds I did not haggle the 1800 p price point for 1 hour unlimited SoG. Moreso because its now 11:50 p on a Sunday. However, I did not pay the extra 200 $ most lower priced 1500 p providers ask for.

Link: https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/y...anos/24664742/.

The actual encounter was lovely. Read the forum to understand more about the root personality the working girls have here (and praise by unto MillJust and other past contributors). But that root personality really hasnt changed and that's a good thing.

Noobie learning: Something interesting is that for the girls to actually even start to get ready to come to you, youll need to confirm your room number and have a live location of yourself shared with them until they get to your room. When they arrive the front desk will auto open your garage door for them. THEY DO NOT CALL. I did jump a bit when I heard the garage door. The room itself is on top through some stairs soooo you can technically close and lock the door and hide if you get bamboozled. But what if a crew of dude showed up.?

Noobie reflection: the whole getting to your room part is sketchy imo. I would NOT recommend going to an auto hotel unless its with a trusted provider. I will try a motel tomorrow and compare.

Yami was great. Looked like the pics (I could tell she was short, with a nice cute booty and had some stomach pudge but like that's a real person) She started off by saying Hello, and that she was sorry she took so long. No english spoken. Oral first pop with a quick rinse then some chats and getting her thoughts.

Insights from Yami: Excesso club is the one the girls want to be a part of. All the club girls will suck your wallet dry for fichas. Clubs suck but the pay is great for the girls.

My opinion: seems like theres little incentive to go to the clubs here unless you like that vibe and are willing to pray the premium that comes with it.

More insights from Yami: seems like every girl has dabbled in escorting. She wishes there was less so she could get more business. She does this because she wants to get through dental school.

Final yami insights: she's been in the game for a bit (1 year) and absolutely agrees that YMMV ALWAYS. If you're awful as soon as she gets through the door she's going to want to leave and she even acknowledged that this makes her service not great. I did joke that I was nervous and that I thought she would instantly tell me to get to business but she said that kind of pro attitude is wack. Really leans into the root personality of the girls here. Yami also christened me and added me on whatsapp specifically because she knows online ads can be a crap shoot. She will recommend some friends and I'm excited to see who they are.

All in all, great first time with an escort. With some spanish in your belt, a respect for women and the service they provide, you should come to morelia. Girls who by most standards are pros just don't feel like pros.

Learning together, BattingP.

[BattingP]

Read through the whole forum and theres some great history to understand!

I've been in morelia for about a week doing touristy things with family who are now all flying out and have only been playing the tinder game. I still have another week and some change or so solo until 12 March. Thus I will most likely not confirm the club scene but hope to give some scort reviews.

I will at least ask local taxistas about what the current vibe is for the club scene. If anyone would like to show me round or tag along PM me will be happy to take care of expenses (food, travel, beers).

Info is a bit outdated as far as chica friendly hotels etc, so hope to share a working strategy for those who come to morelia later!

[Mexidan]

This is a HK style club in Morelia. I was watching on of the girl's live TikTok and the club seems to be bumping!

Instagram: familyla10.

TikTok: familyla10.

The chica who goes live on TikTok from club: diablaa_f.

[Mexidan]

Thanks for such a detailed report! I'm pretty sick of Tijuana and have been looking for somewhere else to go in Mexico. You put Morelia on my radar!

[Tomasb]

Tomjacking: I visited Morelia in the winter of 2014. I must have taken a bus there as I don't rent cars in Mexico and had been traveling around Sonora and spent some time in Guadalajara, Guanajuato, San Miguel del Allende etc. I was actually not aware of any strip clubs there and thought the city was incredibly boring and frankly found the woman I saw walking around the city to be quite unattractive. I did find that street with the SW's you mentioned as it's fairly close to the center. The talent, at least when I visited, was abysmal and the taxi driver seemed just as nervous as your driver. Perhaps, the police patrol the area or there was a recent bust but not sure.

I walked around the town a lot but never did see any strip clubs so made a mistake in not asking someone about where to find chicas. It just struck me as a conservative city. Also, I had a Canadian friend who came at another time to see the Monarch butterflies who arrive in this area at a specific time of year, every year. That's a major tourist attraction there though the actual location to view them is a fairly good distance from Morelia.

Unlikely that I would ever return, but if I do, I will know about these locales thanks to your reports.

[Sol12]

Great info Tom thanks for all the time and detail you put in your reports.

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Morelia!

Before my trip I gathered a lot of information about the city. A couple of my sources informed me Morelia was a dangerous city. I found it to be the opposite. However, the rest of Michoacán has a dangerous reputation.

Morelia is not a conservative city; it is unlike Toluca and San Luis Potos. I would say around one-third of the people wore masks outdoors and taxi / Uber drivers had masks, but never wore them.

Why Morelia?

I'm up and traveling again and one of my goals is to travel to every state in Mexico. I'm making progress; slowly but surely.

Note: I flew to Morelia out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book is not required!

All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.

I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back; I highly recommend CBX. CBX round trip was around 36 bucks. Because it was a Friday morning, CBX was packed with travelers. Now I recommend filling out the FMM at CBX. I had a couple of problems recently with filling out the FMM online, printing it, and trying to use it at immigration.

After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I went to the VIP lounge. Those bastards raised the daily pass to 690! Returning, I did not see any VIP lounge in Morelia after security. Just a small crappy restaurant where I got a bite to eat and some shitty wine to drink. However, I did not check if the lounge was before security; I might have missed a detail.

Getting there:

I flew Volaris non-stop to Morelia and I flew back using Aeromexico. I used two different airlines because I did not like the round trip schedule of either one. I also pay different prices, because I like boarding first and sitting in the front of the plane.

The taxi to the hotel from the airport cost 485! But I did not realize the hotel was around a 45 minute drive. Returning to the airport, I used my trusted Uber driver and I gave him 400.

Getting around town:

I used taxis when I had to and each damn taxi driver had no idea as to where in the flying fuck he was going! With each driver, I had to bring up my Google maps and show the dumb fuck where to go! How does this happen? How do they stay employed? I have so many unanswered questions!

I found an Uber driver after dinner the first night and he stayed with me for both nights and the airport return as well. His name is Antonio and I have his permission to give out his number if you need his services. I had eight clubs on my original list, but he knew of two more!

Hotel:

I stayed at the Best Western Plus Grand Hotel. I have always booked through Hotels.com and never had an issue with any of my bookings; until this pinche hotel. I booked a Suite, 1 King Bed, for $120 a night. When I arrived I was informed that room was not available and I was pissed! But, they did say they would upgrade me to a Non-Suite with two queen beds. I told them I failed to understand the upgrade and fix it! That didn't happen. Thus, I stayed for two nights with a fantastic view of the parking lot in a room I didn't want and paid for!

Another issue, I was supposed to receive a free bottle of wine with my stay. The bottle turned out to be a small split of wine that was no better than Boones Farm's crap. Yep, I really was not happy with this hotel; can you tell?

Communication:

I have the North American T-Mobile plan; enough said.

Restaurants:

I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:

Restaurants:

San Miguelito Excellent.

La Conspinacion Very good.

Tata Outstanding.

Every-damn-body told me I have to try the Corundas, a specialty of the state; Michoacán. It's just a small tamale with corn filling. For me, it was nothing special.

Spanish:

Because Morelia is not a gringo destination, very little English is spoken. There was only one person at the hotel that spoke English and no one in the restaurants. This also included the taxi and Uber drivers.

The mongering scene:

This city was easy to find information about the venues. I started out with 8 clubs on my list; Antonio helped me find 2 more.

Strip / table dance clubs:

In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my NEW trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. Because I drank various things in the clubs, I just wrote down the price of the cheapest beer. The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price.

Club: Kandys.

Cover: 30.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: 250.

Sex: 3000 for 30 minutes.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: saw 10, but was told 15-20 later.

Quality of chicas: good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /10:15.

Comments: Great looking club; I liked how it was set-up.

Club: Galaxxies.

Cover: none.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: 190.

Sex: room 2050, chica 2000 for 1 hour.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 15.

Quality of chicas: good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /11.

Comments: The best feature about this club was the dressing room had windows to watch the girls changing clothes! It was a very nice club to boot.

Club: Las Sirenas.

Cover: 20.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: 160.

Sex: 2250 for the chica, 750 for the room for 45 minutes.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 20+.

Quality of chicas: good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /11:30.

Comments: This was my favorite club in Morelia! All the girls were great and non aggressive, except for one which I will discuss later. The first time there, I fell in love with a freaking hot petite morena. I told her I would return the next night to take her to the room, but you know how that goes.

I returned Saturday night to spend time with the petite morena. When I sat down, two of my mesera buddies told me she was occupied and when I saw her, she wasn't leaving the party any time soon. Thus, instead of me hanging around and stalking her like a PLM in Hong Kong; I moved on.

At the same time when I sat down, some older no-ass chica, made a bee-line towards me and jumped in the seat next to me. I did not ask for her company and I really did not want her pinche company. While I was talking to the mesera and going over my options, the no-ass chica kept tapping my upper arm when she wanted to say something to me or to get my attention. That was pissing me off! After the fifth tap, I told her to leave me in peace! Then she got really nasty, calling me names and such. I really wanted to get up and slap the fuck out of her; but I didn't.

Two girls were dancing nude on stage and I made eye contact with one of them. When she finished dancing, she was coming for me, while still naked. She plopped down on my lap, facing me, and gave me a long and wet kiss. Then she forced me to suck on both nipples! Obviously, she wasn't aware how timid I was; OH, the horror! Then she gave me an order, "The room; now!" I could not find any reason in the world to say no! It was about the best 45 minutes in my old life!

Club: Exesso.

Cover: 50.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: 700 (Even though their menu had other prices, the meseros and manager would not budge on that price.).

Sex: 1500 for 30 minutes, the room cost was never discussed.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 20.

Quality of chicas: good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /12:15.

Comments: It is a large club and I loved the chicas. I did not buy the 700 peso ficha! However, if I was quoted correctly, the price for sex was pretty damn good.

Club: Nuchas.

Cover: none.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 2000 for 30 minutes, the room cost was never discussed.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 20, was told there are at least 30.

Quality of chicas: OK to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /1:30.

Comments: This was a unique club and it was extremely busy (many locals). It included regular dancing and performing strippers.

Club: Ramses.

Cover: none.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 130.

Sex: Room was 200 for 45 minutes. The prices varied depending on the chicas.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 20 to 25.

Quality of chicas: There was a mix of every kind of chicas, from maybe OK to good.

Night / Time: Saturday /10:30.

Comments: This club was strange in every way possible. It was more of a local club, but right in the middle of the big clubs. There was dancing, but not much else. At 10:30, the place was packed. It was a down and dirty place; I loved that!

Let's chat about the chica from Veracruz. I named her "Vera" because I don't remember names, including mine when I'm club hopping! After I sat down and ordered a drink, within 20 seconds, she was sitting at my table and putting my fingers in her panocha and slapping my face with her tetas; I fell in love, but it didn't last long.

She seemed to be high on something because her eyes were going in different directions. I thought maybe if I slapped her hard enough, her eyes might settle the fuck down; but I didn't.

She told me this was her first night and she was excited. I asked her how much for sex, and she replied, "Gratis" and she was serious. I quickly asked for the check and paid for the room! The girl was just plain fucking weird!

In the elegant room, she got ever weirder, as if that was even possible. She got on her knees and started sucking on the Little Sailor, but she kept stopping to ask me questions. Like: Do you want a girlfriend? Do you want a wife? Will you come to Veracruz with me?

At that point, the Little Sailor got scared and decided to play dead! Everything went to hell in a handbasket after those questions. So basically, I spent the next ten to fifteen minutes counting cockroaches while she tried to bring the Little Sailor back to life. I pretty much threw in the towel and left. But, I did give her 500 pesos for the highly entertaining session.

Club: Faraon.

Cover: none.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 150.

Sex: Room 500, chica 1800 for 30 minutes.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 10.

Quality of chicas: basically good to good.

Night / Time: Saturday /11:15.

Comments: Nice small club and chicas. The chicas were not aggressive whatsoever.

Club: Cachorras.

Cover: 20.

Beer: 45.

Ficha: 110.

Sex: Room 650, chica 2000 for 45 minutes.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 20+.

Quality of chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Saturday /1.

Comments: Nice large club with more than of a few hotties! The prices were good as well.

Club: Amazonas.

Cover: 20.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 150.

Sex: Room 750, chica 2000 for 30 minutes.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 8.

Quality of chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Saturday /1:30.

Comments: It was a strange looking club, but the chicas were fun to chat with and to play with their goodies!

Club: La 10.

Cover: none.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 280.

Sex: Chica 2500 for 30 minutes. Never got an answer for the room charge.

On site: yes.

Number of chicas: 15-20.

Quality of chicas: good to hot.

Night / Time: Saturday /2:15.

Comments: Another one of my favorite clubs during my trip. The two chicas hanging with me were a blast. A nice large club with some quality chicas.

My favorite high-end clubs: Las Sirenas and La 10.

My favorite low-end clubs: Ramses and Cachorras.

Street scene:

There are two streets where the girls stand and they are around Plaza Carrillo. The streets are Abasolo and Manuel Muiz.

I was told they hang out from five to midnight. I went there at 8 on Saturday and saw seven; four of those I talked to. It seems they are all in the same union. All four quoted me the same prices: 550 for 15 minutes and 850 for thirty minutes. Two positions and the hotel were included. Kind of pricy for a street girl!

I had a really timid Uber driver. When we got near the girls, I got out of the car to ask questions. The pussy driver got scared and fled the scene. So, I walked to Manuel Muiz to seek out more street girls. Yep, same union, same prices.

Final thoughts on Morelia:

It was a seeking putas and eating great food trip. I thought the city was safe and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Morelia? No, I still have many cities left to explore in Mexico. Would I recommend it to other mongers? Absolutely!

Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

I will post more pictures if or when the mods take me off double secret probation.

[JHS 42]

This forum has been pretty dead, but I thought I would try: Any suggestions? I will be in Morelia next week and would be happy to have some suggestions on escort agencies or trusted independents.

[Juan Carter]

It's going to be hard to find a better place.

You know the town, MJ, and we'd appreciate it if you could take the time to write a current summary. I am considering a return to Michoacan for a week or so. What's the lowdown on the agency DiablitasMorelo? Street action? Hours? Spill it all, buddy.

[MillJust]

Just a head's up to my brothers in the hobby-- Masaje Sharon in the colonia Prado Verdes has been shut down by the authorities on [CodeWord908] charges. I call BS on the charges and think that it may have something to do with the bosses not paying off the right people in the right positions. I've been going to Sharon's for years and have made friends with several of the girls. None seem coerced or forced into their jobs and, really, the whole atmosphere of the place is very casual, with girls coming and going at will. I don't buy the charges, but that doesn't matter. Knowing Mexico and how these things work, I wouldn't be surprised if they re-opened at some point, but I wouldn't risk going back, at least not for a long while and after trusted friends give the green light.

This is really, really bad news for hobbyists because Sharon's was real class. The girls were hot, friendly, accommodating, and the whole place had a nice, cozy feel to it. In recent months, they even upped the quality by bringing in more girls and higher-end workers. Personally, I'm at a loss to find a replacement right now because, although I have my own favorite contacts to call for service, I always enjoyed stopping by Sharon's to check out the new talent. It's going to be hard to find a better place.

[Tomcat2]

Hello all,

This is the original MillJust, back with a new account. It's true that I left the board because of a dispute with the owner over some issues that I will treat as water under the bridge. I'm touched at all the positive posts about my updates while I've been away and I've been tempted to come back for quite awhile. My motive for posting here was only to help my brothers out with solid info and get them more bang for the buck.

I have no "trip report" to post right now, but I am still in the Morelia area and still in the hobby. Morelia has changed quite a bit in the last several years-- and not for the best when it comes to our hubby. But there's still a niche left for quality service at decent prices and great potential for even more reasonable side deals.

So, if you have any questions, fire away.

Hi Mill,

Welcome back. Long time no see, more than 10 years!

[JimBass]

Coming to Morelia for the month of July and could use a guide for some nighttime fun. I've spent time there in the 80's when I had friends high in the local and regional government and have totally lost touch. I'll be with my partner (woman) but want to go work out during the day and go to great restaurants and explore the nightlife alone so some local help would be appreciated.

Thanks

[Lupe713]

I'm going to be in Morelia, what are the most go table dances clubs? I will be there for 4 days Mon.-Friday any help would be good.

[Lupe713]

Hi!

I live in Morelia, and is a great destination for mongering. Here you can meet gorgeous girls at a very reasonable price. Mostly in table dance (Sirens is a great destination, many girls, some great looking and naive) ; this is a really weird thing here in Morelia, because SW are few and not very good, escorts are also not very reliable (the ones that are good looking are a little bit expensive, is a more hit and miss situation). If you come I can show you around.

Greetings

Where are the best table dance place in town I will be there in may time frame?