Nogales

[Ragman]

Ed,

I don't know what your tastes are but there is a new girl staying at La Conga that I rate as a 7. Friday was her first night and the early bird gave the worm. Her name is Maria, up from Jalisco. Very pale skin and European, rather than Mexican-Indian, features. Wears a D cup. And what makes her really stand out among the typical Congaese is that even barefoot she stands 5 foot 9. With her 3" heels on, her and I are the same height. A very nice change for me. Of course, as with everything, YMMV !

Ragman

PS. It was a very good hour. If I didn't have a tee time in Eloy and tickets to the Red Wings game on Saturday I would be at the Granada with her instead of home posting this note, .

PPS. Say Jackson, where does the period go when using an emoticon at the end of a sentence?

[Ed...]

Lanrac,
Why bribe the guys? Most of them have mustaches that kind of tickle down there, and few are THAT good looking! Sheesh!

Don't forget, they (chica ballerinas) think you are the sucker in the room, when in fact, this is the time to take advantage of them! They do not want to let you get out of there with THEIR money. YOU get all YOU can when you dangle your, er, money, in front of them!

[Ragman]

bolero (small b) : a Spanish dance in triple time accompanied by guitar and castanets;

Bolero (capital B) : a composition written in 1928 by Maurice Ravel;

boleiro : a Brazilian word for a soccer (football) player;

Boleiro : a Topless Dancer club in Cabo San Lucas and, believe it or not, in Nogales.

Ragman

Ps. Lanrac, I've seen pharmacias advertise 24 hours but for sure, on Saturday night, there should be one open till the wee hours while there are still customers milling about on the streets.

Addendum : I was down Friday night and indeed the 24 hour pharmacia is open all night. Others close between 10 and midnight. They sell anti-biotics, muscle relaxers, analgesics, etc. What they don't sell are those Class I narcotics. So it depends on what you are looking for.

[Lanrac]

Heading down to Nogales again this Saturday. Does anyone know how late the Pharmacias stay open?

Also, I'm heading to Bolero again, trying to zero in on a few of the managers/ticket vendors to "bribe" them alittle in regards to skipping the typical first dance or two and going directly into the act's of lust. If accomplished, I should be able to get a good shag for around 3 tickets total,,for about 20-30 minutes. Trying to get the girls to negotiate directly in the room vs. arranging the session in advance with one of the Managers. My sales skills will be tested.

Adios,

Lanrac

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[Ed...]

Cool, Rag. Somewhere I thought you were staying at Conga in the chicas room. Scared me and I'm not afraid of much!

[Ragman]

Hi E,

La Conga is located in the old Zona Roja. {On what the gringos called Canal Street (real name 5 de febrero)}.

Don't walk there unless you know what you're doing. {Indeed a case can be made saying, Don't go there unless you know what you're doing. A search of this Forum using Conga as the keyword is well worth a monger's time.}

Don't drive there unless you know what you're doing. {Here, here.}

Every taxi driver (turn right after the gate and walk to the first street). Catch the first guy who offers you a taxi; they all know the phrase: "La Conga, por favor!" On the way back, catch a taxi out front to "La linea."

$5 for a one-way ticket, no more, no less.{A word to the wise, settle the price BEFORE you get in the taxi. Don't wait to make a stand at the end of the ride.} Sit in the front seat, hoven.

Ragman

[Ragman]

Ed,

I generally start the night between 4 and 6 o'clock and we get a room (doble) at the Granada. With the girls who can stay through breakfast, it is a 3 session GFE. It's the morning session that gives it the added value, to me. YMMV!

If it is already late by the time I get down there then I go for the hour. One of these days I'm going to have to try the downtown "after closing" half-night half-price special. With the right person, at the right time, it would have its value.

Ragman

[Ed...]

Ragman,
300 all night at Conga? Why? Your own room, with a shower, and a dancer for whats left of the night is just a wee bit more than half that. If you do have the occasional Conga hottie, are you getting a long night or somthing to justify being "trapped" in there?

[Big Fat E]

Hi,

La Conga is located in the old Zona Roja. Don't walk there unless you know what you're doing.

Don't drive there unless you know what you're doing.

Every taxi driver (turn right after the gate and walk to the first street). Catch the first guy who offers you a taxi; they all know the phrase: "La Conga, por favor!" On the way back, catch a taxi out front to "La linea."

$5 for a one-way ticket, no more, no less. Sit in the front seat, hoven.

[Ragman]

chekist,

Check your Private Messages. In a nut shell, $65 and multiples thereof for short term, $300 for "Toda la noche". Taxi drivers know where and will charge what the market will bear. I always walk, even in the rain.

ragman

[Ragman]

chekist,

Check your Private Messages. In a nut shell, $65 and multiples thereof for short term, $300 for "Toda la noche". Taxi drivers know where and will charge what the market will bear. I always walk, even in the rain.

ragman

[Suna]

Just got back from Nogales also and found all the places listed on the forum Lord Blacks was cool but the local heads made it uncomfortable for me and a friend. Did find MP in the same strip as Lord Black it was good nice looking girls but could tell there was a lot of local tenison building so to avoid trouble we left.

Happy Hoen

[Chekist]

Can anyone fill me in on the brothel La Conga? Where it is located in Nogales and what the prices are, etc.

[Vitamin V Boy]

Anyone know what happened to the Ladies of Nogales website?

Also curious if anyone has sampled the wares of Baby or Bania at Lord Blacks?

Thanks

[Merlin Magician]

You guys who have had wallets and cash lifted off you, might try what I had to learn the hard way. I also invested in a neck wallet while in Rome after the fuggin Gypsys got my pussy cash, I didn't even get to the subway from the Termini, Dammit!

Now, I carry with me a couple of old dummy wallets with money in them that is Chinese Joss Money. It looks like 10,000 Hong Kong Dollars but it is fake paper money that Chinese burn at ceremonial dinners to ensure their dead have enough money on the "other side." You can buy the stuff in packets at Asian grocers.

I keep slapping at them in my pocket so the trained eye of the pickpocket can zero in on the bait. It works.

I have actually had the pleasure of seeing one Gypsy mama get arrested for trying to cash the stuff in for Euros at an exchange on Paris.

It is hard trying to explain to customs why I have packed 5 or 6 loaded wallets full of fake cash.