Puerto Vallarta

[The Sex Hunter]

I want to get a nice Happy Ending massage tomorrow! How can I find out if they are giving a Hand Job? Should I just ask them for it? I don´t want to spend money for just a massage without getting the Salami stroked!
by the way: Is the best place still Damli Massage to get a Hand Job or does it depend on the girl that works there?

[Duke69]

Everyone, thank for your help.

I am sure to have a good time and will report back on the events at Puerto Vallarta.

[Vitrea]

After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.

I agree with Don Tonto. Not every day you get an offer from a guy like Exthalmus. I would take him up on it. But for other first time visitors, I would seriously think that the tour offer on CR is very reasonable. Heck, I might even do it the next time I am there. $50 is nothing. See my posts. I spent $300 to pay off the cops who pulled me over at 2 AM.

Other option is to get Rojillo's contact info from BlackHawk69. See prevoius reports from BH69 re: Rojillo, your perfect wingman.

[Exthalmus]

Nothing like bringing sand to the beach, and here I thought you were a monger!. Bringing a girl from the United States to Puerto Vallarta. Wow is all I can say. That is almost as bad as taking them to England!

Lookie Here!! I'll Monger B4 she arrives and Monger while shes shopping and monger when she flys out...... So I'll suck it up as She has several couples flying into town...At least our friend Rohilio will get some nice cab fares over three days :P

[Don Tonto]

To Duke69:
It sounds like you're in luck with Exthalmus' generous offer.

To New visitors to Puerto Vallarta:
I have seen the Puerto Vallarta Red Zone Tour advertisements ( http://pvredzonetours.isgreat.org/ ). I have not been on that tour, nor do I know the guy who runs the business. That being said, the price sounds like a decent deal if you consider what a taxi would otherwise cost you to get to several places around town. Not to mention any hassles in communicating with some taxi drivers to get you to the places you really want to go; rather than the expensive, high-end tourist clubs where the taxi driver wants to take you (so he can collect a big commission). Of course, you get the tour guide's experience and translation skills, to boot.

From the tour guy's website, he tells you where he is taking you and he seems honest in not setting false expectations on the girls you will most likely encounter (...although the website title photo is definitely not Puerto Vallarta, and more probably the street girls of Tijuana. )

Anyway, that's my opinion. Maybe a first-time Puerto Valarta visitor will go on the tour and report back with his findings.

[Exthalmus]

After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.

Hola

I arrive PVR april 8th ( have baggage with me till 11th in the afternoon ) and can party hearty until I depart on the 13th. Fuck paying for that zona tour guide shit....I'm your tour guide. PM me please and well hook up as Two others on the board here will be in town that same Weekend

EX

[Duke69]

After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.

[Vitrea]

Hola All

I have worked out my travel schedule and have confirmed flights into PVR for April 8th-13th. Please PM me if you wish to get together whilst Im in town. Brews,Bitches,or Beach...I'm down for all :P

Cheers,

Exthalmus

Hey EX, you can't go back to PV unless you tell us the whole story from your last trip. Remember, you said, "The next night was pure chaos at Zona... Will post that mess up next...."

he. ..he.

V

[Exthalmus]

Hola All

I have worked out my travel schedule and have confirmed flights into PVR for April 8th-13th. Please PM me if you wish to get together whilst Im in town. Brews,Bitches,or Beach...I'm down for all :P

Cheers,

Exthalmus

[Pvtrader]

I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been there for years. The Google Maps link: http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&l...2,8.88,,2,1.57 (Give the photo some time to load if you're on a slow Internet connection. You can zoom and pan with the controls if so inclined.)

Pvtrader's second place, across from the Buenaventura Hotel, was probably this one: http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&l...59.961419&z=15

Pvtrader's third place, around the corner from El Torito, was probably Massage Lily: http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&l...31.45,,1,-9.71

All 3 correct.

[Pvtrader]

I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.

I have known her since 2002. She does the extra favor. Apparently she chooses who to oblige.

[Mopar Man]

I am trying to locate a bar called 'Golden Bar' (???). I am told it is located out just north of the Zona Roja but I am having trouble finding any more info on it.

Does anyone have any intel on it or more detailed site info. I am wondering if it is worth the travel out that way for a visit?

Cheers

[Black Hawk69]

I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.

[The Sex Hunter]

Thanks for all the usefull information guys! Can you also tell us more about the prices for a massage followed by a Hand Job?

[Mopar Man]

Hi,

Recently I received some info about a bar out past (north) of the Zona Roja called either 'Golden Bar' or 'Golden Boy' and no, it is not a gay bar !!! ha ha

The other night while out on a bar crawl with some mates our taxi driver did not know of such a bar and we were unable to get any other helpful guidance that night.

Does anyone have any intel on such a place that they could pass on ?

Thanks and Cheers.