Puerto Vallarta

[Exthalmus]

Let me clarify something. Yes I got a one way airline ticket from you that was used to pay off a previous debit, a deposit I made for a fishing boat trip that you never showed up for. Secondly, the 500 pesos I got from you I offered to pay you back, but you said no, and for me to keep it as a contribution towards the partying we did the previous nights. If you would like the 500 pesos back, I will most certainly have it in the mail for you immediately. Just let me know. I appreciate the paybacks, but do not make it look like it was just a gift.

I also enjoyed partying with you, and will party with you again if we meet up, but you have made to many promises that have not been kept, and this is something that is very important to me in my friendships. My word is always my honor, and it will always be that way, and I expect the same from the people I consider good friends.

You promised The Sex Hunter you were going to meet him, and he was waiting for you, had plans to party with you, but what happened, you blew him off without so much as a phone call. This is the types of things that I do not care for.

Still not sure if I will be in Puerto Vallarta this weekend, but if I am you know how to reach me. Rogilio at [Telephone Number deleted by Admin]
from United States, or in Puerto Vallarta [Telephone Number deleted by Admin]

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Whatever..... I do not land until Next Wed the 22nd. SO enjoy your weekend in PVR

[Exthalmus]

Rogilios taxi stand is in Old Town Vallarta near the bar "Andeles". Ask any taxi driver where sitio 4 is at, and they should be able to tell you. Once there, ask any taxi driver if they know Rogilio, and if they can contact him for you, as they all have cb radios. They also might lie and say they do not know him, or tell you he is not working, but do not buy any of that bullshit, as they will be just trying to get your business. He can also be reached by calling his cell. From Puerto Vallarta [Telephone Number deleted by Admin] From the United States [Telephone Number deleted by Admin] , or you can send me a personal message, and I can have him meet you somewhere at a agreed upon time. Great guy, who loves to party, knows all the bars/discos, and knows lots of girls. He also has a nice clean, air conditioned taxi. You can use the search button on here, enter his name, enter the city of Puerto Vallarta, and you will find find some great reviews about him, and not one negative post.

By the way, there is a possibility that I will be in Puerto Vallarta this coming Friday, but just for a weekend stay, if anyone is interested in running the streets with me and Rogilio send me a private message. Exthalmus says he is going to be around the same weekend, but you never know with him, as he says alot of things that do not seem to pan out. I am still waiting for a post of his trip from last year that he promised to share with us, along with pics. I could start making a list of the promises he has made, but Jackson would run out of bandwidth. lol

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LOL I promised you a plane ticket and you received it. I gave you 500 pesos when you lost your cards or whatever BS you told me on the spot...Guess you always forget I was there when it counted. SO now your coming in next weekend?

[Oldstyle]

25 more days or so and im there. Have a few questions,where is Rogilio taxi stand and also read a while bay about a place called, Restaurant Golden Boy, is this a place like Los Antchoses. Really like the afternoon places since easier to get away.

Thanks,

Oldstyle

[Vitrea]

Hey guys,

First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?

Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.

I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.

Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back!

16 is a very big group (crowd). I agree with Ex's advice. I do not want to repeat what he said. All I can add is that if you are going to go to Sxtravganza, let the management know the day before that 16 of you are planning to come. They will do whatever they can to get some quality. Ella Y Ella is a very option as well. The management is more friendly there and more accommodating.

[Exthalmus]

The Zona has a couple bars worth breaking your group up into and checkin out. float around ya never know what youll get. If you want your arse to bleed pesos then Hysteria is the place lol... they will nail you guys big time...uber hotties in there tho.

I'd contact Melissa in charge of PVP playmates. SHe has hooked myself and clients I bring along for several years now. I trust her and she has party plans youcan choose from for several girls.

Just my two cents from a Redneck PVR Pussy lover

Exthalmus

Hey guys,

First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?

Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.

I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.

Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back!

[Floss247]

Hey guys,

First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?

Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.

I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.

Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back!

[Vitrea]

Trying to decide if I should go is sept or wait till my trip planned in October, wondering how the action is in this quiet time. I see the ships start going back in October so does that mean more gals working at Los Antroches? I really had a good time there in my afternoon getaways. I believe that this is the only place open during the day, correct me if I'm wrong.

Happy mongering all

the afternoon action at Los Antroches is very much dependent on cruise ship schedule. Stripclubs are dependent on the overall volume of tourists. Zona should be almost the same year round.

[Oldstyle]

Trying to decide if I should go is sept or wait till my trip planned in October, wondering how the action is in this quiet time. I see the ships start going back in October so does that mean more gals working at Los Antroches? I really had a good time there in my afternoon getaways. I believe that this is the only place open during the day, correct me if I'm wrong.

Happy mongering all

[SmallWorld21]

The massage place across form buenaventura hotel (2 blocks north of the pemex) is now closed I think. I drove by it on Thursday & also Friday & it was cleared out empty. There was a hot younger chica working there too so wonder where she went? I will try to check it out again next week. Maybe just a change in management. Anyone try this place?

[The Sex Hunter]

Thanks for understanding me! It was realy a very big frustration that I had on this everning to waste so much time for shit that I got surfed. The stuff was tasting so horrible that it was not even worth the water needed after to clean the plates. I was also very surprised that I did not get thick off it. No wonder why all of the all inclusive tourists are overweight if they eat this shit for 1 week or longer every day! Also the unfriendlyness in this place shocked me a lot! That has nothing to do with Mexico, absolutly nothing. I can stay at home and book a all inclusive Hotel and I get the same and I don´t even need to travel a few hours with a airplane! The only good thing about this places is that some Mexican locals can get a job there. But for everything else it is poison, poison for the Restaurants and Bars, poison for the shops, and poison for other Mexican people that have no jobs because the tourists stay away from Bars, restaurants and shops!

The Sex Hunter,

You have every right to feel the way you did, as the frickin place cost you time and frustration. Hope all is well with you!

[Vitrea]

I suggest to Unemployed that he checkout Craigslist Puerto Vallarta, or the other link I am about to post below. Great deals can be found at this time of the year!
http://pv.es.craigslist.com.mx/vac/
http://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals...uerto-vallarta

Hope all is well "V". I am still on my extended stay in Colombia, at the moment in Santa Marta, which is my favorite overall place in this country for many reasons. We just need some sun here, as it has been cloudy and rainy for the most part everyday since I arrived on the 15th of July, but as you can expect, I am making the most out of it.

You are living the life my friend.

[Black Hawk69]

All inclusive hotels are the root of all evil in my opinion. They completely destroy an area, and there is no bigger example of this than in Puerto Vallarta. Puerto Vallarta used to be a very happening place, with the streets in Old Vallarta/Zona Romance filled with people, bars and restaurants packed, but now it is mostly a ghost town with the exception of the malecon where all the entertainment is highly overpriced. The reason being the all inclusive hotels hit Puerto Vallarta big time about 10 years ago, and with the addition of the hotels and timeshare condos in a area called Nuevo Vallarta, which is 45 minutes from downtown Puerto Vallarta, this totally busted the economy of the actual city of Puerto Vallarta, as the tourists are no longer going out and spending there money in bars/restaurants, because it is free in the all inclusive hotels, and with condos, people are more inclined to make there own food, and drink on the property, thus causing failure for the local businesses. Also a big contributor to the decline of tourists being out and about is the travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity, who offer air/hotel packages for these all inclusive properties, and also do not notify people that if they are booking a property in the area of Nuevo Vallarta, it is not actually in the city of Puerto Vallarta, so people do not want to spend the time or money for a transport into the city to enjoy the many entertainment and restaurants spots that USED to be there, and I say used to because it is now practically impossible to make any money with a bar or restaurant there. I know, as I owned bars during the 90's in Puerto Vallarta, and as recently as in the past several years. I experienced the atmosphere when energy was at its all time high, and I have experienced the decline when it is at its worst.

[The Sex Hunter]

Dude, all-inclusive places and not girl friendly by definition. NOt just in PV, it is true all over the world. Not just for "girls", they do not want any guests, that are not registered, come and use their facilities.

If you are serious about bringing chicas do not go with all-inclusive. Besides PV has some of the best restaurants and bars in Mexico. Why pay for all inclusive, unless you have bunch of kids that you do not want to lug around?

I fully agree 100% with you Vitrea! This fucking all inclusive shit Hotels hate every visiter!!! I also wanted to visit a very big Hotel in Mismaloya for dinner one day because I was around Conchaschinas this day and heared that they have a great Restaurant. I even reserved a table at there Restaurant at 7pm. First Problem I run in was to enter the fuckingin Hotel. I told the guy at the gate that I reserved a table at 7pm and he did not want to let me in. He told me I must be a guest at the Hotel. I gave him my Name to check the reservatation but still he did not want to let me in!!! I told him than that I like to go to the Lobby but still no permission for me to go in. Then I told him that I want to go to the reception. Then he wanted a reason why I want to go there. I told him to book a room. No the fucker said to me. Then I told him that I will not leave before he lets me in and now I call the Restaurant so they conect me to the reception so I will ask them why I can not go in when I want to book a room. I pulled out the mobile and was already on the line with the restaurant asking for the reception and then he opend the gate. I canceled the call thinking that I am in. Then he escorted me to the reception. The guy at the reception then recived a big complain about this. After I ask him where the restaurant is where I booked the table for 7pm. The guy from the reception then called another guy that escorted me to the resataurant. In the restaurant they brought me then the menu card when I was at the table and I orderd a drink. At the card I find out that they have no prices listed so I ask the waiter why they have no prices listed. Then he told me I must be a Hotel guest. I told him that I am not. Then he called the Restaurant Manager. He came then and ask me what am I doing in here. I told him the same as your other guest - comming here for dinner. He told me that I can not have dinner in this restaurant because it is only for all inclusive Hotel guests. I ask him then how I can pay the drink I just enjoyed? He said that I need to leave this Restaurant and I can have dinner at the pool bar. So he escorted me there and told me he be now at the reception to find a solution how I could pay my beer I had. At the poolbar they then gave me the menu too. Also no prices on. Then the same shit again. This time they brought me to another Restaurant they had in there. This Restaurant had only 5 things on the menu and also no prices. I realy had enough at that point running from 1 restaurant to another and also the trouble with the entrence was still pulling on me. I was hungry and it was 8PM already so I just ordered. The food they brought was tasting worth then shit so I could not even eat have of the the chefs shame. I then ordered the bill by the waiter. The waiter then ask me what I said. I told him that he should make me the bill please. Then he ask me "You are no guest here" and I said ofcourse not. Then he called the manager of this restaurant. The manager came and told me that I need to be a Hotel guest here and he can not charge me for what I consumed. I told him that I don´t care and it is his problem. Then he wanted to call the police. I told him with a smile in the face that I realy want him to call the police so he can explain me why there is no sign at the door - "All inclusive Hotel guests only" and I also want to here from the other Manager from the Pool bar why he then brought me to your place after I ask him why there are no prices on that card and I am not a guest. Then he got nervious and told me that I should go with him to the reception. When we arrived the first Manager was still working out with the reception how they can make me a bill. When he then spoke to the other guy at the reception how he can make me a bill for the drinks + food I justed had they got all crazy. The first Manager then told me it will be impossible to charge me the drink so the drink is on the house. I told him that it is his fault because I even told the guy that took the phone call that I am not a Hotel guest after he wanted my room number and he told me no problem. Then he went red like a lobster and walked back to his Restaurant. The other Manager than came up and ask me if I can not give a big tip to the waiter because he can not give me a bill. I told him then that I need to call the police then because this is making black money! Then he pissed off. This was at 10:45pm so the first Manager was trying for nearly 3 hour to find a solution how to make me a bill.
In total I lost more then I won. The food was big bullshit I had and the trouble was making it even worth. My cloth where complitly wet so the night was fucked up and over.
Stay away from the all inclusive Hotels if you want to bring in someone from outside! You have only trouble. The girl will get trouble already to get in. If they catch you they will try to rip the hell out of you by tring to tell you shit like call the police.

[Vitrea]

Does anyone know of any girl friendly places to stay? We are looking for a nice resort and if possible all inclusive. We stayed at an all inclusive place in the past and it was just a hassle trying to get a girl into the place. Or are there any nice condo or house options with a nice pool area? Any recommendations or ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Dude, all-inclusive places and not girl friendly by definition. NOt just in PV, it is true all over the world. Not just for "girls", they do not want any guests, that are not registered, come and use their facilities.

If you are serious about bringing chicas do not go with all-inclusive. Besides PV has some of the best restaurants and bars in Mexico. Why pay for all inclusive, unless you have bunch of kids that you do not want to lug around?

[Unemployed]

Does anyone know of any girl friendly places to stay? We are looking for a nice resort and if possible all inclusive. We stayed at an all inclusive place in the past and it was just a hassle trying to get a girl into the place. Or are there any nice condo or house options with a nice pool area? Any recommendations or ideas would be greatly appreciated.