Puerto Vallarta

[Gilgamesh]

Melissa is the Owner of PV Playmates. She is very cool and speaks great English. I'll message her that you may be contacting her in the next 48 hours and to treat you good Sophi is one of her best. Dani is the Best but still gone till September.

Good Luck

Ex

Thanks Ex.
I told what happened to the guy at the front desk and he said I probably won't like the Zone Roja but that he'd take me after his shift if I wanted. He's been to Hysteria in the past and said Aqua was better. Luckily that's not too far from the zona. A guy at Senior Frogs pointed me on my map to Juniors and I'd thought it had closed. I didn't find it but met a pretty womn who does massages in the area I was searching. I may give it a shot because she was really friendly and I could use a massage even if it'ds not FS. I'm here for a bit so as long as I get laid at least once it won't be so bad. All the cute ones by my pool seem to have a guy with them. The massage woman said there has been lots of cancelations because of the swine flu panic, but there are more case where I'm from than there are here in PVR which is 0 at current moment. either way, soma and beer have made it a relaxing vacation none the less. (LOL)
P.S. I'll look up Sophi on the Myspace page, but Jaki I seem to have a strong DDesire for. Thank you all.

[Exthalmus]

i was a regular in tj thread but haven't been active as of late.
so i'm on pv now and i was "recommended" by my doormen at hotel to go to hysteria. the cab fair was said to be 5usd but went to 100pesos and i said no til 70. no mention of the 100peso cover until i arrive and i said "no" went back to the cab as he got a call from...the door man of hysteria. cab driver says 100p to go back to the hotel arghhhh! i'm caught in a bind and the managber comes out and brings me in for a "peek" he said 40+ ladies and it was pretty close. maybe 5-6 guys. i step outside and i point out to the guy that it says 12.50 on the door. i said it looks like a 12.50 peso charge to me not 10usd. either way i was pissed because of a few reasons.

1) airport timeshare/taxi haggle.

2)went some place i never heard of hysteria

3)didn't call urban's cabbie friend from the get go. i'm sure to use him sometime this weekend.

4) the "manager said it would be 2000pesos to go upstairs withon of the ladies. are you crazy! in the end i told cabbie he could take me back for 70 or i'll walk down the streeyt until i find one that will. he took me back and today i'll reaserch on my travels and possibly go pv playmates. their day prices destroy hysteria's and i ave almost 300p on cabs and entrance fee.

so i give one middle finger straight up to hysteria..!..looked like you guys could have used the business too.

melissa is the owner of pv playmates. she is very cool and speaks great english. i'll message her that you may be contacting her in the next 48 hours and to treat you good sophi is one of her best. dani is the best but still gone till september.

good luck

ex

[Gilgamesh]

i was a regular in tj thread but haven't been active as of late.
so i'm on pv now and i was "recommended" by my doormen at hotel to go to hysteria. the cab fair was said to be 5usd but went to 100pesos and i said no til 70. no mention of the 100peso cover until i arrive and i said "no" went back to the cab as he got a call from...the door man of hysteria. cab driver says 100p to go back to the hotel arghhhh! i'm caught in a bind and the managber comes out and brings me in for a "peek" he said 40+ ladies and it was pretty close. maybe 5-6 guys. i step outside and i point out to the guy that it says 12.50 on the door. i said it looks like a 12.50 peso charge to me not 10usd. either way i was pissed because of a few reasons.
1) airport timeshare/taxi haggle.
2)went some place i never heard of hysteria
3)didn't call urban's cabbie friend from the get go. i'm sure to use him sometime this weekend.
4) the "manager said it would be 2000pesos to go upstairs withon of the ladies. are you crazy! in the end i told cabbie he could take me back for 70 or i'll walk down the streeyt until i find one that will. he took me back and today i'll reaserch on my travels and possibly go pv playmates. their day prices destroy hysteria's and i ave almost 300p on cabs and entrance fee.
so i give one middle finger straight up to hysteria..!..looked like you guys could have used the business too.

[Exthalmus]

Sorry for the delay in not posting before now! I have been down in the French Quarter in Nawlins for the last 10 days. My liver and dick barley work from over abuse LOL.

I'll be in PVR Aug 6-9th and Sept 24th-28th. I plan on taking advantage of American Airlines super cheap fares and booking up many more flights down in the Fall and Winter.

If anyone has some trips planned, please email your dates and I will try to come in on/around the same. PVR is much more fun in a group.

Exthalmus

[Libra 7474]

I have been to Puerto Vallarta quite a few times, and I do admit it is definitely cannot be compated not only to Tijuana, but Mazatlan and even Ensenada when it comes to places to monger. I avoided the regular tourist-oriented stripclubs and have gone to Zona Roja - and even there it's very subpar.

[The Sex Hunter]

Congratulation for such a catch Skiathos!

I guess I can find the Tel number of Chanel Massage in the Vallarta Opinia. I always find the Julliette Massage advertise in there.

[UrbanWildlife]

I very much appreciate you posting your report on my thread! Your report of your experiences is excellent, and you should be commended for taking the time and making the effort to share your experiences with us.

I suggest you give my friend Rogilio a call if you want to experience the local scene that Puerto Vallarta offers, as he will take you to different cantinas, and so forth, and where a beer will only cost you $1. 00 dollar or so, instead of what they charge in the tourist traps. He is also a really fun guy, which was reported in several recent posts by members here on the ISG, such as Exthalmus and Lou Roy. He has a very good knowledge of the english language, so if you do not speak spanish, it will not be a problem for you.

If I can be of further help to you please let me know, as that is what I am here for.

[UrbanWildlife]

Hello,

My PC was out of order for a couple of time and I was also busy so I could not post to much in the last months. So far I tryed out a couple of the Girls from PV Playmates. Here is a report about the results:

Angelina: 3000 Pesos for 2 hours. Service was bullshit. The girl had a hot body but that was it. Sex was nothing special. Before we started she told me what she didn´t like (no Anal and no kissing on the lips). She just tryed to get the 2 hours over as quick as possible.

Dani: One of the best fucks in my life with great BBBJ. She emptyed my warrior 4 times in just 1 hour!!!

Eryika: Bullshit girl. I payed 2500 for 2 hours. She gave me a normal massage and then a cover BJ. I fucked her and came. After that she told me a stupid story about her mother and the problems. 5min. later she played with my dick and wanked me off. After that she jumped out of the bed and runned like a hurrican towords the shower. That was after she was for about 45min. with me. I asked her what´s going on and she told me that I came twice. I said yes but what you do under the shower? She said: You came twice so I can go because 2 hours means you can come only twice and no more. After that bullshit I just let her go. When she jumped in her close just to get the fuck out of the Motel Dunas and away from me she said I should book her again and then she will stay a bit longer.

Jacki: Good girl. About 30 years old. She gave me a covered BJ and than we fucked a bit. I booked her for 1 hour for 2000 Pesos.

I will try to go soon again to PV for some fun.

@ Skiathos

What escort service did you use in the past october - "$1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot"

I wish all of you a great hunt,

The Sex Hunter

Nice to see you back posting again Sex Hunter, and thank you for providing the information on your experiences with PV Playmates. I have posted many times, do not use this agency or any agency for that matter. These types of agencies such as PV Playmates are way over priced, and 9 out of 10 times the reports I have read on PV Playmates are of negative experiences. If you want to use an agency or are looking for a provider, I highly suggest you pick up the local newspaper where you will find many ads by sex providers for alot less than these American and Canadian girls who make up most of the girls on PV Playmates and on Craigslist. Why support there vacation, and why go to Mexico to fuck an American or Canadian girl?.

I also encourage all of you to go to some of the stripclubs, such as El y Ellas, Stravaganza, Conojitos, or any of the other places I mentioned in my reports in the Puerto Vallarta thread, and make arrangements to see the girl for a daytime date. This way you also get a good idea if you have chemistry with her or not, and I am sure the price will be much cheaper, as they do not have to pay an agency fee. Below I am going to attach the pics of the girls that Sex Hunter referred to in his above post, as well as the ads they have posted on Craigslist Puerto Vallarta.

Another way to find a more reasonably priced sexual provider is to contact my taxi driver friend Rogilio, and I know he will find you someone that you will be happy with, and provide you the service you so much desire. Lastly, I encourage everyone to forget the Puerto Vallarta thread, and post and share your experiences and questions here. Your posting here will be greatly appreciated, and as always, I will do my best to answer your questions, and share with you any information I may have.

http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1136964065.html
http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1136951794.html
http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1162388492.html

[Skiathos]

So,

I got frustrated with just the massage parlors because the cost was getting up there. I talked to several cab drivers and most of them said they could get me a "nice" girl for $70 US or a "super hottie" for $150 US. After this I was using an ATM in Old Town and while waiting for a friend of mine to use it I started talking to this guy at a time share/tour booth right next door. I usually avoid these people like the plague, but this guy was cool after I told him that I wasn't interested in a tour and never will be. He asked me if I wanted a chica. I said sure, how much? He said that he could probably get one for 500 to 1000 pesos an hour. I told him I might be interested.

The next day he said that the cheapest he could get would be 1000 pesos for an hour, which included cab fare. I told him no.- what happened to the 500 pesos chicas? He said that was the best he could do. I walked.

A couple of days later I was getting a serious craving for some hot mexican pussy, so I stopped by to see if he had a better offer. He said that he would check with this one chica who lived near him. He said she was 19 and because the bars have been closed down here for a week or so, he thought she might be interested in making the extra money. I said, OK, I'll stop by later today and you let me know what's up.

Later that day he said it would be 1000 pesos for an hour. I was kinda drunk at the time and agreed to it. I told him she better be damn hot and be as advertised. Shit, for a 1000 pesos, she can be ugly for all I care. But I didn't want him to know that!

He said he needed 200 pesos for her cab fare because she didn't have any money at all to even get down to Old Town from Pitillal. Again, against my better judgement, I gave him the 200 pesos. My buddy was there with me and we are both pretty big guys and we told him if he was fucking with us we would find him.

So, we agreed to meet her at the timeshare booth at 9pm. We went and got dinner and then I went back to shower and clean up the place. We went back to a bar that overlooked the timeshare booth at around 8pm to see what she looked like when we showed up.

Damn! I couldn't believe that she was as good looking as she was. She was around 18-19, petite, with a smoking body. I had a few drinks and we went down to get her around 840pm. The timeshare guy threw a monkeywrench in my plans when he said he would wait outside for her since she hadn't done this before and was kinda nervous. I said thats fine, my friend here will buy you a beer and wait with you. I didn't know if he was going to call the cops or something. I told my friend that if the guy used a phone and spoke spanish to call the room and I would get out fast.

We all piled into a cab and went to the condo.- about 4 blocks away. I paid the guy the remaining 800 pesos, at the girls request, and me and her went upstairs.

I have to tell you, this girl was freaking hot. About 5 ft tall, maybe 90-100 lbs. Tight little body, nice sized breasts.- matched the body perfectly, no stretch marks from her kid (she had an 8month old, apparently) and a totally smooth hairless pussy.

She spoke basically no english and my spanish is horrendous. After a drink and a smoke, we went into the room. She was a little nervous at first, but after several minutes of deep french kissing and groping, I went down on her clean, clean pussy for about 15 min. WOW, it is amazing how much mileage that gets you with a good girl. She was moaning and convulsing after a min or two. She finally had to grab my head and pull me away!

She then gave me a beautiful bare back blow job and I came pretty fast.- she used a little bit of teeth, like she wasn't all that experienced at it. She swallowed my load and kept on sucking! I stayed hard and she kept going for about another 10 min or so. Wow. We took a break to sit on the balcony and have some more beer and another smoke.

We then went in for round 2. More kissing and fondling. She put the rubber on me only after I grabbed it off the side table.- she was going to screw me bareback! I am not that brave.- not with a chica I don't know.

We screwed in just about every position I could think of and I couldn't cum for some reason.- normally I am not the longest lasting guy out there, but damn it wasn't happening. I finally had to pull her off me and have her give me another blow job, which was excellent. She even tried t o slip me into her after the condom was off. Damn! I came in her mouth for a second time just before the phone rang. I grabbed it, thinking the worst, but it was just my buddy asking me if I wanted to do another hour because the timeshare guy wanted to know. I said, no, why? He said because it had been nearly 2 hours!

Time flies when you are having fun! All in all, 1000 pesos, less that $70 US for nearly 2 hours of fun with a chica that was 18 (according to her) or 19 (according to the timeshare guy. I don't want to know if she wasn't 18! ). I would definitely do her again, but I think this was a one time thing for her because my friend found out that I basically paid her rent and she really was just a normal mexican chick who fell on hard times.

I am here for another week and I think I will try at least one more of these budget chicas.- either through a taxi driver or another timeshare guy.

Happy Mongering!

PS.- the agencies that I used before were Juliette Massage and I think it was Chanel Massage (the one that says to ask about our promotions)

[Skiathos]

So,

I got frustrated with just the massage parlors because the cost was getting up there. I talked to several cab drivers and most of them said they could get me a "nice" girl for $70 US or a "super hottie" for $150 US. After this I was using an ATM in Old Town and while waiting for a friend of mine to use it I started talking to this guy at a time share/tour booth right next door. I usually avoid these people like the plague, but this guy was cool after I told him that I wasn't interested in a tour and never will be. He asked me if I wanted a chica. I said sure, how much? He said that he could probably get one for 500 to 1000 pesos an hour. I told him I might be interested.

The next day he said that the cheapest he could get would be 1000 pesos for an hour, which included cab fare. I told him no.- what happened to the 500 pesos chicas? He said that was the best he could do. I walked.

A couple of days later I was getting a serious craving for some hot mexican pussy, so I stopped by to see if he had a better offer. He said that he would check with this one chica who lived near him. He said she was 19 and because the bars have been closed down here for a week or so, he thought she might be interested in making the extra money. I said, OK, I'll stop by later today and you let me know what's up.

Later that day he said it would be 1000 pesos for an hour. I was kinda drunk at the time and agreed to it. I told him she better be damn hot and be as advertised. Shit, for a 1000 pesos, she can be ugly for all I care. But I didn't want him to know that!

He said he needed 200 pesos for her cab fare because she didn't have any money at all to even get down to Old Town from Pitillal. Again, against my better judgement, I gave him the 200 pesos. My buddy was there with me and we are both pretty big guys and we told him if he was fucking with us we would find him.

So, we agreed to meet her at the timeshare booth at 9pm. We went and got dinner and then I went back to shower and clean up the place. We went back to a bar that overlooked the timeshare booth at around 8pm to see what she looked like when we showed up.

Damn! I couldn't believe that she was as good looking as she was. She was around 18-19, petite, with a smoking body. I had a few drinks and we went down to get her around 840pm. The timeshare guy threw a monkeywrench in my plans when he said he would wait outside for her since she hadn't done this before and was kinda nervous. I said thats fine, my friend here will buy you a beer and wait with you. I didn't know if he was going to call the cops or something. I told my friend that if the guy used a phone and spoke spanish to call the room and I would get out fast.

We all piled into a cab and went to the condo.- about 4 blocks away. I paid the guy the remaining 800 pesos, at the girls request, and me and her went upstairs.

I have to tell you, this girl was freaking hot. About 5 ft tall, maybe 90-100 lbs. Tight little body, nice sized breasts.- matched the body perfectly, no stretch marks from her kid (she had an 8month old, apparently) and a totally smooth hairless pussy.

She spoke basically no english and my spanish is horrendous. After a drink and a smoke, we went into the room. She was a little nervous at first, but after several minutes of deep french kissing and groping, I went down on her clean, clean pussy for about 15 min. WOW, it is amazing how much mileage that gets you with a good girl. She was moaning and convulsing after a min or two. She finally had to grab my head and pull me away!

She then gave me a beautiful bare back blow job and I came pretty fast.- she used a little bit of teeth, like she wasn't all that experienced at it. She swallowed my load and kept on sucking! I stayed hard and she kept going for about another 10 min or so. Wow. We took a break to sit on the balcony and have some more beer and another smoke.

We then went in for round 2. More kissing and fondling. She put the rubber on me only after I grabbed it off the side table.- she was going to screw me bareback! I am not that brave.- not with a chica I don't know.

We screwed in just about every position I could think of and I couldn't cum for some reason.- normally I am not the longest lasting guy out there, but damn it wasn't happening. I finally had to pull her off me and have her give me another blow job, which was excellent. She even tried t o slip me into her after the condom was off. Damn! I came in her mouth for a second time just before the phone rang. I grabbed it, thinking the worst, but it was just my buddy asking me if I wanted to do another hour because the timeshare guy wanted to know. I said, no, why? He said because it had been nearly 2 hours!

Time flies when you are having fun! All in all, 1000 pesos, less that $70 US for nearly 2 hours of fun with a chica that was 18 (according to her) or 19 (according to the timeshare guy. I don't want to know if she wasn't 18! ). I would definitely do her again, but I think this was a one time thing for her because my friend found out that I basically paid her rent and she really was just a normal mexican chick who fell on hard times.

I am here for another week and I think I will try at least one more of these budget chicas.- either through a taxi driver or another timeshare guy.

Happy Mongering!

PS.- the agencies that I used before were Juliette Massage and I think it was Chanel Massage (the one that says to ask about our promotions)

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[The Sex Hunter]

If ISG members Sex Hunter and Winston are out there, what has happened to you?. Both of you have vanished off the face of the earth.

Hello,

My PC was out of order for a couple of time and I was also busy so I could not post to much in the last months. So far I tryed out a couple of the Girls from PV Playmates. Here is a report about the results:

Angelina: 3000 Pesos for 2 hours. Service was bullshit. The girl had a hot body but that was it. Sex was nothing special. Before we started she told me what she didn´t like (no Anal and no kissing on the lips). She just tryed to get the 2 hours over as quick as possible.

Dani: One of the best fucks in my life with great BBBJ. She emptyed my warrior 4 times in just 1 hour!!!

Eryika: Bullshit girl. I payed 2500 for 2 hours. She gave me a normal massage and then a cover BJ. I fucked her and came. After that she told me a stupid story about her mother and the problems. 5min. later she played with my dick and wanked me off. After that she jumped out of the bed and runned like a hurrican towords the shower. That was after she was for about 45min. with me. I asked her what´s going on and she told me that I came twice. I said yes but what you do under the shower? She said: You came twice so I can go because 2 hours means you can come only twice and no more. After that bullshit I just let her go. When she jumped in her close just to get the fuck out of the Motel Dunas and away from me she said I should book her again and then she will stay a bit longer.

Jacki: Good girl. About 30 years old. She gave me a covered BJ and than we fucked a bit. I booked her for 1 hour for 2000 Pesos.

I will try to go soon again to PV for some fun.

@ Skiathos

What escort service did you use in the past october - "$1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot"

I wish all of you a great hunt,
The Sex Hunter

[Skiathos]

Well, I tried out several of the massage parlors here in PV the last few days. All but one were a bust on extras. The ones that didn't offer anything were Venus Sunshine, Spirit Hands and an asian sounding one Ta-Chi or something. Fairly good massages at all of them, though. The one that did offer extras is located on Aquiles Serdan. If you want specifics PM me and I will provide location and the name of the masseuse. She is very pretty and petite, unlike the other places where the masseuses were pretty fugly. The location is on the second floor of a building and it was by far the cleanest and most secure/safe one of them all. The rooms were better appointed than most of the AMP's I've been to in the states and they had doors with a curtain inside. I got a 30 min massage because she said thats all the time she had before her next appointment.- She did offer to ask the "other" lady if she could do an hour massage for me. I said, who is better, and she pulled me toward the room with her! I got a soft massage since I'd had a massage everyday for the past 3, and she was very talented. At the end, she leaned down and said all finished. I looked at her and said "all finished? " and glanced at the towel barely covering my erection, and she said "you want more? ". I said is more available? She said that depends on what I wanted to pay. I said, how about 200 more? She said mmm, a little more. I said, call it an even 500 for the massage and extra, and she said, ok. Very talented hands for the handjob with oil. She said to come back anytime and just ask for her by name and she will make sure I get in.

The massages are all running 300-350 pesos for an hour. This is only like $25 US! So, a good massage and a great handjob for about $40 is damned good from my experience.

Now, I am looking to get a hot chica for some full service outcall action in my room. Can anyone direct me to a good contact or a good place to find one? I don't really like the idea of going to a strip club or a mexican *****house.

Thanks in advance for any info. I will also read back on this forum to find some locations.

I'll keep you all posted about anything I find out.

Skiathos

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[UrbanWildlife]

Rohjay,

Puerto Vallarta is pretty dead in the summer time. You have some Mexican tourists but they do not make much difference in the economy or in the bars/discos and so forth.

I am encouraging anyone with any questions regarding Puerto Vallarta to post here on my thread.

[Skiathos]

Hi All,

I have been to PV several times in the past few years and got my mongering start here using Juliette Massage and a couple others I can't remember. The one from this past October was the best, charging $1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot. They were also open to working on the side for less.- not a lot less, but still. Anyway, I am back in town right now for 2 weeks and I am planning on trying some of the places you guys have been talking about in this thread (THANKS! ).

I would like to get a good massage, though, and it is always nice to have a happy ending. Since I have been frequenting the asian massage places back home for the last 6 months or so, I know where to go, etc. To get what I want. However, in PV, now that I have my "massage parlor radar" on I see at least 1 massage place on every street. I don't want to take the time and expense to check them all out until I find one that will give extras (handjob or cbj is all I am looking for at these places). Does anyone know of any good places to go?

I am staying in Old Town and the massages are running $300 to $400 Pesos for 75 min. Which is only like $40 an hour.- not bad. I don't want to pay too much for extras or at all. Any recommendations?

Thanks,

Skiathos

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[Rohjay]

What will PVR be like in June? I hear Mexican tourists start showing up in the summer.

Will this mean more chances to hit on Mexican women?

How many girls will be working in the clubs?