Puerto Vallarta

[PineTree]

On my first visit to Vallarta Massage I was presented with only two options. One was Luna (I think) who is a tall, full figured and sports about the nicest set of teddies I've ever seen. She's thick around the waist but still young enough that nothing is drooping. Her ass is also pretty big but shapely. The other option was Katerina (something like that) who was a small girl and a real spinner. How to choose? Well I was in a big tit kind of mood and went for Luna.

What a great decision. Considering she was dealing with an old guy who had very little Spanish I thought she handled me well. I get the impression that most of the men who patronize that joint move pretty quickly to the main event but I don't. I take things rather slowly and it was at first confusing to her, but she got the idea after a while. At one point I'm laying on the table with a huge breast on my face, almost unable to breath, and she's kissing my chest. It takes both of my hands to cover one of those tetonas. Mmmm. Once I'm ready to commit she's ready to receive and it was all great. It's expensive for Mexico but still quite a good value compared to home. There is so much exploring to do in the city, but if I do go back I'll probably choose Luna again. 170 USD is the gringo price and with Luna I didn't feel bad paying it.

[SherlockBones]

You are looking for Vallarta massage in the harbor area. It's been written about on this thread. Hands down the best girls, and you will get everything from a regular massage to hand job, blow job or full sex based on what you pick in the menu. Mind you not every chica is available for all services, but you just have to ask the manasan and find out. They aren't cheap. But two tricks, there is a local and a tourist price. You want to tell them you saw their ad in a local paper and want the rate in pesos. They actually had a laminate with pesos price on one side and $$ price on the other so they are aware of this. There are usually a vennie or two and they tend to give the best service wise. There are a couple of other massage places downtown and you can occasionally find a gem there, but it's hit and miss. I would say go if you want to explore, but if I had to pick out one spot for what you are asking, that's it it. Hope that helps.

I'm 3 weeks into a 4 week stay in PV. Tried out several spots at the recommendation of the BMs here.

Best Massage. Good FS experience despite a slight odor from the provider. Paid 2.5 K pesos for the action + 400 for the massage. Shit bathroom / shower facilities. Would return.

Coni2 - Great FS experience with a college-aged provider with a fat ass. Paid 2.5 K pesos all in. Bathroom / shower was marginally better than Best Massage. I returned for a repeat, but got an older provider with baby damage, so I opted for a BJ instead for 1.5 K pesos. Would return.

Lotus Spa. Got baited by a college-aged gal, but ended up with an older provider who could have been in her late 40's. She quoted me 1. 5 k pesos for FS, but raised the price to 2.5 k after the deed was done. I had even confirmed with her 3 times that the price was indeed 1.5 k, but she still moved to the higher price point. Live and learn. Shit bathroom / shower. Didn't have running water. I will not return, nor would I recommend this place to anyone else. Try at your own risk.

Vallarta Massage. As others have stated, they have better looking providers. I arrived at 2:45 PM and was greeted by a papasan who asked me to wait. The provider was indeed attractive and had a great body. I tried the recommended approach of asking for the local price in pesos, but they refused to show me the local menu and instead converted the USA Prices into pesos. Fuck it. Paid 3.2 K pesos and laid some pipe. The bathroom and shower facilities are good. Not sure if I'll return, as I can get the same if not better service in the States for the price point.

Venus Spa (3 doors down from Vallarta Massage) - Went in for a regular massage and received a HJ without even asking for it. The provider was fat and not attractive, which is fine since I wasn't there to be turned on. What was interesting was that the provider clearly liked the experience based on my interpretation of her facial expressions. She must be hard up for dick at home. Ha. Paid 1.2 K all in. The massage was great and the HJ was a cherry on top. Will return.

My new goal is to get some action from a masseuse at a resort or a legit looking spa. Its the thrill of the hunt that I'm chasing at this point.

Hope this helps fellow BMs.

[GeneHickman]

I'm heading to Vallarta in a month. Looking at the timestamps here and wondering if there's any recommendations for FS or decent massage + he.

I'll submit my report once my trip is done as well.

You are looking for Vallarta massage in the harbor area. It's been written about on this thread. Hands down the best girls, and you will get everything from a regular massage to hand job, blow job or full sex based on what you pick in the menu. Mind you not every chica is available for all services, but you just have to ask the manasan and find out. They aren't cheap. But two tricks, there is a local and a tourist price. You want to tell them you saw their ad in a local paper and want the rate in pesos. They actually had a laminate with pesos price on one side and $$ price on the other so they are aware of this. There are usually a vennie or two and they tend to give the best service wise. There are a couple of other massage places downtown and you can occasionally find a gem there, but it's hit and miss. I would say go if you want to explore, but if I had to pick out one spot for what you are asking, that's it it. Hope that helps.

[ZWang5]

I'm heading to Vallarta in a month. Looking at the timestamps here and wondering if there's any recommendations for FS or decent massage + he.

I'll submit my report once my trip is done as well.

[RocksWithSalt]

1 k peso or 112 US dollars? 1 k peso is about 50 US dollars.

He said 2.1 K pesos not 1 K.

[RocksWithSalt]

I went to the same place. They showed me a price list with FS being 170 USD. Two other places nearby with the same prices. Wil venture further south next time.

He picked the oral service menu item not FS.

[PineTree]

1 k peso or 112 US dollars? 1 k peso is about 50 US dollars.

I went to the same place. They showed me a price list with FS being 170 USD. Two other places nearby with the same prices. Wil venture further south next time.

[Acehi491]

Just a couple of notes.

It appears that Los Anatorches is completely gone, due to new construction. At least that's what it looked like when my taxi drove by. Observing from the taxi ride into town, it appeared that many of the legit, or semi-legit places north of the Malecon have vanished, too.

I wandered up Basilio Badillo looking to see what MP's are still operating. Didn't see Coni in the last location I visited, but a couple storefronts away was Serenity. There was a woman in her late 30's who seemed to be managing the place. A girl of around 20 offered to show me inside, She was about a 6, but seemed to be the only other one available at the moment. Although she spoke no English, and I understand little Spanish, she seemed very forthright about services and prices. $1 K for massage w / he. $1,500 for sin ropa (clothes off), or $2,500 for FS. I opted for the he, and she took (most) of her clothes off, and started a mediocre massage. Nice small butt, and decent breasts. Touching seemed to be encouraged. (Note: The walls are pretty thin here. There was an American who came into the room next door, shortly after my massage started, that was very loud and distracting.).

On the flip, she went straight to massaging the boys, and got me so fired up that I agreed to a CBJ. Didn't realize it at the time, but this boosted the cost to $2,500. Her CBJ was very good though, and she had shed the rest of her clothing, so I could get a finger into her. I thought it was a myth, but she was pretty wet. Her skills got me off sooner than I expected, but she very kindly used the rest of the time to complete the massage. It was a good experience, until I found out the price increase from the Major Domo; I thought there might be some middle ground there, but no. But I'm not one to make a scene at these establishments, so I paid and left.

It seems to me that prices have increased, even factoring in COVID and the drop in tourism. Los Anatorches used to be a lower cost alternative. I'm not sure I'll be spending cash like that at MP's anymore.

There are a few interesting ads on Milerotica, but they are difficult to contact and logistic, especially when you're visiting with family.

[PVMonger]

1 k peso or 112 US dollars? 1 k peso is about 50 US dollars.

If you look closely, he wrote "2.1 k pesos", IE. $2,100 pesos.

[RacShack]

1st time in PV. Spun by Vallarta Massage in the Marina. Private room massage. 2. 1 k mxn or 112 usd. Price higher than at other places but all cute girls in early 20's. Menu for all sorts. I got CBJ. 'L' enjoyed the shower w me. Cute face, tiny and stout, somewhat shy. All touching encouraged. Took her time on the flip and worked me gradually. Worth it.

1 k peso or 112 US dollars? 1 k peso is about 50 US dollars.

[LuvMexicanas]

If I can go any where in Mexico for a week, where would be the best place for finding women? There is a lot of information here but it is hard to compare between locations. I would like a place with a lot of easily accessible choices and reasonable prices.

For escorts, CDMX. For totally easy point and click pussy so easy a monkey could do it and party scene, Tijuana. Tijuana is expensive for Mexico but assuming you have any semblance of Spanish and ability to negotiate, still a bargain for an American holding a fist full of dollars. Tijuana also has a robust escort scene but nowhere near as extensive as CDMX. CDMX hands down too on activities between fucking but that's stating the obvious and your question focused on finding women.

[Cuba Tourist]

If I can go any where in Mexico for a week, where would be the best place for finding women? There is a lot of information here but it is hard to compare between locations. I would like a place with a lot of easily accessible choices and reasonable prices.

[CenTexCrash]

Went on a civilian 3 day retreat. Set hobby expectations low. SA ended up being a bust. While doing tourist things, one info desk employee guy on main boardwalk exchanged WhatsApp info, about two hours later he messages me asking if I'm looking for stuff or girls. I ask if he's got girl resources, he shoots me pics of mid tier girls for 1500 p / HR or smoking hot edecan 2500 p / HR.

Two things blockaded me only because I am me: 1.) I was going to be in MTY in a few days so I could wait. 2.) Unlikely that WGs in resort settings will have repeat clients, each dude is a one-time encounter so high chance that they're money hungry and provide lousy service.

Might have better chance picking up local / tourist girls at bars / clubs if you have game.

Booked a civilian hotel in Malecon, for two guests, showed up solo they asked I fudged said a friend might be joining me later tonight it is going to be a game time decision for her, she might just stay with her parents instead. Receptionist said well ok, if she does show she needs to sign in with photo ID.

If someone wants to take the plunge on the edecan, I can forward guide's WhatsApp info.

*Prove me wrong on my self-assessed resort setting theorem.

[George03]

It sounds like the MP's is where the talent is so it makes sense to me, everything else being equal, that decent hotel near them would be a good place to stay. But I haven't ever been to PV. Serenity, Lucy, Kinich, and Coni is the area I'm looking. Is hotel Los Arcos A good base?

All advice & thoughts are most welcome.

I stayed at Los Arcos once. It is a good hotel, lot's of good restaurants and bars in the Romantic Zone. As RocksWithSalt said, some of the bars will be all dudes, but there are plenty of others, and about a 10 minute walk to the Malecon party area. When I stayed at LOS Arcos, I asked if guests for allowed and there was a daily charge. I am not sure if it is easy to sneak someone in as I didn't bring anyone to the hotel that time. I stayed at another hotel, can't remember the name, in the area and I just walked my "date" right by. She wasn't dressed like a hooker, however. PV is hit or miss, but it is a fun place to hang for a few days.

[Txspine]

Beautiful girl, service was good. Not great. Easy in and out. Price is definitely on the high side at $200 for everything.

King George. Great service, beautiful girl, cost was also high once you add in the lady drinks. Don't pay in dollars. The exchange rate is pitiful and increases cost 40%.

Wanted to hit Serenity and other spas but too far. Taxi ride of 45 min.