Puerto Vallarta

[George03]

Any hotels in this area that are chica friendly?

[FRobertson]

Colleagues,

I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.

I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day.

Here's what I'd like:

- Reasonably priced access to a broad variety of talent (I mention partytreffs because for me the rabbit-style works best, a few sessions about 4 seconds each, with lots of cuddling and touching before and after).

- Pricing per hour, not "per pop".

- Good, GFE-like attitude.

- Easy BBBJ.

Here's what I'm concerned about:

- The talent suddenly going home for the holidays and me being stuck dating my right hand.

Would you recommend PV? Or what would be a better destination? I'm wide open to suggestions.

I've been to CDMX, Cancun, Cabos. Cabos seems too expensive. Cancun seems to not have enough talent for my liking (although I could have been doing it wrong). CDMX is good but the city is kinda ugly and somewhat depressing. Plus I prefer warmer places.

I've also been to Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Panama. All are okay destinations. Actually if there is no new information I'm thinking CDMX or Buenos Aires or Ecuador. However, I really hope for the members with regional experience to share your thoughts.

Respectfully,

Me.

[Scubatoo]

I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.

I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?

From the airport, Sayulita is about a 45 minute ride. There are many taxis at the airport during arrivals, and you can negotiate with all of them. Buses service all the outlying communities, and cheap, but I have no idea the time or location to catch them. Rental cars are rather inexpensive in PV. If you plan to venture out repeatedly, I would opt for the rental. There are a couple of cool communities north of Sayulita; namely, San Francisco and Lo de Marco that are nice little towns to visit. I have found these areas to be quite safe during the day, as well as the highway that gets you there and into Nuevo Vallarta and PV. Factor in another 15-30 minutes to get from the airport into the old section of PV. Some fun bars on the Malecon at night. Sayulita can get crowded during the day. Parking can be difficult in the middle of town, but there is street parking on the streets leading into town that is relatively close. Your hotel may have its own parking for guests. Since I have mongered all over the area, the rental car is the perfect way to travel. A small, economy class with air conditioning is great for parking in some tight spaces and negotiating some narrow streets.

[Yellowfever82]

Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.

I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.

I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?

[Scubatoo]

From WI, US, heading down to Sayulita, north of PV in January for a surfing trip.

Thank you all for the PV info. It will be helpful if it's too dead where I'll be, as I'll check PV at least for a night.

Was wondering if anyone has been to Sayulita or have any suggestions / recs. I'm guessing it's much smaller than PV and therefor not as much to offer.

Locally, I've been very successful with Seeking Arrangement and wonder if anyone tried that route in PV. I checked out the PV inventory and it appears to be promising with at least semipro girls available.

I'd be happy to give tips for whoever comes to Madison, WI (don't know wh would you though.).

Cheers.

Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.

[Yellowfever82]

From WI, US, heading down to Sayulita, north of PV in January for a surfing trip.

Thank you all for the PV info. It will be helpful if it's too dead where I'll be, as I'll check PV at least for a night.

Was wondering if anyone has been to Sayulita or have any suggestions / recs. I'm guessing it's much smaller than PV and therefor not as much to offer.

Locally, I've been very successful with Seeking Arrangement and wonder if anyone tried that route in PV. I checked out the PV inventory and it appears to be promising with at least semipro girls available.

I'd be happy to give tips for whoever comes to Madison, WI (don't know wh would you though.).

Cheers.

[PenOne]

Saw their ad on CL and gave them a call. Negotiated for 3000 pesos for an hour. Both showed up promptly and while they are a little bit older both) 38 and 39) were attractive and had great figures. After showering together it was off to the bed for the full variety of services. Orak natural with everything else covered, no holds barred and they did an excellent job. They are bi sexual as well so they put on a little show prior to the action which was greatly appreciated. We all showered together afterward and sat in the jacuzzi for a few minutes just relaxing and chatting. I really enjoyed their services and would definitely repeat. PM for contact info.

Room w / Jacuzzi at El Pedegral: 530.

Services 3000.

Tip: 500.

Attractive MILFs who I highly recommend.

Saludos!

Hey there,

Tried to PM but could not find the option for that. Do you mind sending me their contact info? Will be in PVR in Jan and they sound exactly what I am looking for.

Thanks!

[PVMonger]

Spent some time with this gal some time ago, sounds like she is still active, with some new enhanced breasts. She is a white girls from the US or Canada. Anyone spend anytime with her and can provide feedback on her skills?

I contacted her once. About 6 months ago. When she emailed back and said she charged $3500 pesos / hour, I passed.

[CloudSource69]

Spent some time with this gal some time ago, sounds like she is still active, with some new enhanced breasts. She is a white girls from the US or Canada. Anyone spend anytime with her and can provide feedback on her skills?

[VIslander]

I hear ya, I have been to clubs in Mexico before (Tijuana and East Coast,) along with clubs in Europe and all across Canada, so I know the rules of not getting taken advantage of. Most of the guys have been to various clubs in Canada, primarily Montreal and Toronto which are a lot less predatory but you still have to keep your head on straight. I guess what I need to know is whether Tapanko is the best for what I am looking for? Are there any other options which I may be overlooking, from the pictures Tapanko looks a little small, is LA10 or Sahara bigger or do they have a spot in a corner where we could reserve some space? Do any of these places have a private stage like I have seen in Toronto and Montreal?

Thanks for your help.

For sure Tapanko or Sahara should be big enough. I haven't been in the other one but you can poke your head in when you are there. The third is a Thursday so it shouldn't be too packed. You may find yourselves with the place almost to yourself. Things don't get going until later in Mexico, and unlike Tijuana, PV isn't 24 hour operation like say HK club is. Nothing will be happening until after 9 or so. The previous advice about paying as you go is good advice. I find Tapanko and Sahara less predatory than some of the strip clubs on the main drag. I'll be in town on the 3rd, but chances o slipping away from the family is slim or I'd offer to chaperone. For the guys who've only been to TO or Montreal, the 'hands on' approach of these clubs might be quite the experience. I've gone to these clubs on my own and never had a problem other than being convinced to have a very good time, spend a lot and over tip. For guys who work the patch, it should be an ideal place as long as nobody does anything stupid.

[Big Bob]

I won't hold the Winnipeg Jersey against you, but just some friendly advice. You should have a friendly fireside chat with your amigos before going out and while they are all sober. Do no let the strip clubs control your tab or have access to a credit card. That will be a recipe for disaster and potential conflict for your amigos. The three clubs behind Topanko open late and are next to each other. Large parking lot with lots of taxis hanging outside. Before going to the clubs, I would have all of the guys leave their credit cards at the hotel. Cash only for drinks as you order them. No tabs. If possible, have one or two guys control the payment for all drinks. Do not order drinks distributed by the bar to other patrons. Instead, order them to your table, pay for them and then have your friends hand them out to others. Know the prices before ordering anything. A drink for the girl will be much more expensive than the one for you. Otherwise, you are most certainly going to get fleeced, as has been written many times over the years in reviews. Everyone in these clubs wants to get in your pocket, and will pad the bills when opportunity presents itself. Limit the possibility of turning what should be a fun night into a disaster. And remind any of your obnoxious friends to be a bit less so in the presence of locals, plenty of whom will be in the clubs. You do not want to get into arguments that lead to police arriving and you want to make sure you get your buddies back to the hotel in taxis to avoid any possibility of being pulled over by local cops. Hope it works out for you, and hope you report how it goes.

I hear ya, I have been to clubs in Mexico before (Tijuana and East Coast,) along with clubs in Europe and all across Canada, so I know the rules of not getting taken advantage of. Most of the guys have been to various clubs in Canada, primarily Montreal and Toronto which are a lot less predatory but you still have to keep your head on straight. I guess what I need to know is whether Tapanko is the best for what I am looking for? Are there any other options which I may be overlooking, from the pictures Tapanko looks a little small, is LA10 or Sahara bigger or do they have a spot in a corner where we could reserve some space? Do any of these places have a private stage like I have seen in Toronto and Montreal?

Thanks for your help.

[Scubatoo]

..... I need to plan a stag party for roughly 12 .....gringos with no Spanish language skills most of them pipeline workers who can be noisy and obnoxious but are great guys with money to burn, the likelihood of them buying a round for the entire bar more than once is 100 pct. .....

I won't hold the Winnipeg Jersey against you, but just some friendly advice. You should have a friendly fireside chat with your amigos before going out and while they are all sober. Do no let the strip clubs control your tab or have access to a credit card. That will be a recipe for disaster and potential conflict for your amigos. The three clubs behind Topanko open late and are next to each other. Large parking lot with lots of taxis hanging outside. Before going to the clubs, I would have all of the guys leave their credit cards at the hotel. Cash only for drinks as you order them. No tabs. If possible, have one or two guys control the payment for all drinks. Do not order drinks distributed by the bar to other patrons. Instead, order them to your table, pay for them and then have your friends hand them out to others. Know the prices before ordering anything. A drink for the girl will be much more expensive than the one for you. Otherwise, you are most certainly going to get fleeced, as has been written many times over the years in reviews. Everyone in these clubs wants to get in your pocket, and will pad the bills when opportunity presents itself. Limit the possibility of turning what should be a fun night into a disaster. And remind any of your obnoxious friends to be a bit less so in the presence of locals, plenty of whom will be in the clubs. You do not want to get into arguments that lead to police arriving and you want to make sure you get your buddies back to the hotel in taxis to avoid any possibility of being pulled over by local cops. Hope it works out for you, and hope you report how it goes.

[Big Bob]

First off I just wanted to to thank all the contributors who have shared their experiences. Your stories have given me a good sense of what I want to plan.

As mentioned I need to plan a stag party for roughly 12 guys as we are all part of a destination wedding. The plan is to spend a day on the water fishing, dinner then hit a strip club until the wee hours. It seems like the only clubs to consider are Tapanko and Andromeda.

It will be 12 gringos with no Spanish language skills most of them pipeline workers who can be noisy and obnoxious but are great guys with money to burn, the likelihood of them buying a round for the entire bar more than once is 100 pct.

I would prefer to keep them in one place for the night so I don't have to worry about anyone waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, it would be best if the place had a quiet corner we could be put in because they will be noisy (but harmless.).

Should I find a 'chaperone' to translate and try to keep them out of trouble or is there a bar where we could have our own waiter that speaks English and we will tip him well. Also which bar, I see that there are two other bars across from Tapanko, la10 and Sahara are they any good? And would either of them better to accommodate 12 rowdy Canadian pipeline workers. The date for this will be January 3rd. If you are out that night and see 12 gringos having a great time look for me I will be wearing a Winnipeg Jets Jersey. I would love to buy you a couple of beers.

Thanks in advance for your help with this and thanks again for all your great stories and advice.

Big bob.

[PVMonger]

Ok, yes, I was an idiot, but I was horny and the scam was good. This person advertises on mileroticos and has a website: https://www.karina.blogsmx.com/ with a review section. It was the reviews that put me over the edge. I did try to post a simple comment asking a simple question and it never got answered so whoever this person is, likely a guy, they are answering their own questions with fake accounts.

It's a prepay deal, they get the money and never answer back.

It's the first time in 30 years of mongering that I've ever gotten scammed like this, the only other scams I'ver ever had are bait and switch. Easy to deal with.

I took at look at the link and, yes, no wonder you were scammed.

The first thing I noticed was the phone # in one of the photos. It had a 557 area code which is Mexico City. While some Mexico City and Guadalajara hookers do visit PV, many do not use their CDMX or GDL phones since cheap, disposable cell phones are available via Telcel for a few hundred pesos.

The second thing I noticed was that she has an apartment near the Palacio National. Which is in Mexico City.

So, yep, a scam for Puerto Vallarta.

[Scubatoo]

Can anyone give me a review on king George's sports bar?

Just do an "advanced search" on this site and search "King George". Enough details to give you a good feel for the place, hours and prices.