Puerto Vallarta

[Scubatoo]

After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.

She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.

Jaki is flat out awesome. You won't get FS, but her BJ, massage and conversation are top notch. She is beautiful and her body is absolutely gorgeous.

[FishrMan14]

After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.

She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.

[PVMonger]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

You might try looking on Craigslist in various sections (Activities, General, Missed Connections, Rants&Raves, Beauty and Travel / Vac) and try to connect with a Chica. But it is hit-and-miss for sure. Jaki also advertises on CL and, as reported many times here, is a great value if you don't mind someone on the wrong side of 40 (Jaki has her own car so her getting to you wouldn't be a problem).

Any "agency" will charge an arm and a leg ($3500 pesos per hour).

[VIslander]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

Many escort girls will go to Nuevo with pricing that's been discussed regularly in this thread. That said, you will need to make sure you can get them into your lodging place. I don't know of any short term motels any nearer than Gran Sol by the airport. I don't know the massage places in Nuevo, but here's a hint: if they have several attractive ladies waiting at the door or just inside your odds are good. If they look more business like it's likely regular massage. But it's no problem to ask if they do 'special massages'. The girls in these places often earn only 30% commission on all sales, which I think is somewhat criminal.

The best deal in the PV area is in colonia 5 diciembre on or near Guatemala. A little entrance next to Terraza Colonial cantina often has a couple, also on the nearby street corner and down in front of Montes de Oca motel. Cost 500 pesos plus100 for the room. The area looks dodgy at night but is quite safe IMHO and in the opinion of residents of the area. Just make sure you are dealing with a 'real girl' if you know what I mean (not that there's anything wrong with that. Just advice for those who don't want a surprise). Some surprisingly decent talent to be found here, as well as some who's best days are behind them. Not up to the standards of the peeler bars, but at 1/6 the price and levels of service in the same ball park. IMHO, the peeler bars are mostly there to expertly squeeze every peso from you, but you can have a great time for around 5 k pesos. Or get away with 30 minutes and 2700 peso fee if you are thrifty. Andromeda is a bit of an exception. I've been told by taxis that you can get a girl there for around 1 k-1.5 k, but I'd expect them to tell you 'gringo prices' that should be questioned.

[ExplorFreely]

Hi,

I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!

[JeraldoRivera]

Pvplaymates? Has anyone used this agency? They are very pricey at 3500-4500 hour not including love motel and that makes it basically US prices. I believe they are run by a gringa, atleast somebody who didn't speak spanish so I assume that explains the high price. Just curious if anybody has tried them. I don't mind payin a premium for top notch talent but I do mind gettin skimmed by some gringo tryin to peddle mid level talent for top shelf prices.

[VIslander]

Great Expectations Spa on Morelos half block from Libertad. Went in for a massage. He 1 k. He topless 1.5 k. FS 2 k something- missed the details. Was just looking for massage but thought I'd dig some info to add to the discussion.

[MrPipes3006]

I would appreciate it any information I could get to make my trip more fun. Would appreciate any advice first time to PV hoping to have a good time can't wait to get there in late January. Would love to do a three-way with girls mentioned above would appreciate any information I could get thank you in advance Merry Christmas happy holidays to everyone on the board.

[PVMonger]

Hey,

I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.

This is a very difficult post to answer.

If all you need are "strippers" (I. E. No sex involved), your best bet. If you have a few days beforehand. Is to visit a few strip clubs and ask the waiters if any of the chicas speak English and go from there. You may find a few. But certainly not "a bunch".

Other than that, the only thing I can think of is to contact an escort agency like PV Playmates and see if any of their girls would do a "strip only" gig. But if you go that route, you might still have to pay the regular fee which, I believe, can run north of $3500 pesos (about $175 USD) per hour per chica.

Your best bet. If all you want to do is see stripper perform. Might be to have the manager of the villa arrange for a van to haul the guys around to the strip clubs.

[Name897]

Hey,

I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.

[Walk Softly]

Checked it out last night. Arrived at about 11:00. The place was just starting to liven up. The cover charge was posted at 80 pesos and that is all the door men asked for. I was offered a table relatively near the stage and a young lady came over to join me. Sadly, I can't recall her name. A little on the well- padded side but quite pretty. Of the ladies I saw take to the stage, I would rate 1 as a 4, 3 or 4 as 5's, 3 or 4 as 6's and 3 as 7's. One younger girl had the body of an 8+ but an average face and never smiled. There was 1 girl, a redhead named Sharon, who I would rate as an 8. Unfortunately, she never seemed to be available at the right time.

The prices I can recall are as follows: Beer 40 p. Short lady drink 150 p. A taller lady drink was (I think) 300 p. And a Strongbow (for most time / touching) was 450 p. Also 450 as I recall was a 1 song private dance. A longer private show was 750 p. And half an hour of full service was 1650 p.

I didn't partake of any of the higher priced offerings as I was never able to get one of the 3 ladies I was interested in to my table.

That's all for now.

iSalud! WS.

[PVMonger]

Thank you! Super helpful. I hate the "per shot" pricing and the BBBJ upsell. 1300-1500 pesos per hour is doable if it includes a full hour and BBBJ, as I generally found to be the case in cdmx.

I've been reading about Guadalajara and it does seem a lot more reasonable, but I don't want to put up with the cold.

There are virtually no chicas in PV that will do $1500 pesos including BBBJ. Jaki is the only one that I know of but she's on the wrong side of 40. But with great BBBJCIM skills.

[Walk Softly]

Anyone have any relatively recent intel on the Tapanko on Hwy 200 near La Peñita?

I'm in the area and thinking I should check it out tonight.

[Walk Softly]

I'm passing through PV Friday / Saturday. Anyone interested in meeting for a drink and a BS or maybe hitting Tapanko in the evening?

PM me.

ISalud! WS.

[FRobertson]

PV has action but lot's of research needed. The more you go, the more you find. Check out some of the Dominican Republic threads, IE. Sosua, Blackbeards.

Ya I've been reading the DR threads, but overall it seems like a trashy place. And expensive around the holidays.

I'm thinking Aruba actually, there are surprisingly reasonable tickets to get there.