Puerto Vallarta

[VegasGuy702]

I have a group of guys going down to PV in a few weeks. A couple are very much into the clubs. We are gong for fishing during the day and drinks at night. We go to TJ quite a bit for golf just out side of town and find alot of the girls that are on the street are as nice or nicer than the girls in the clubs. Are there any streets to walk down to see a few girls just hanging out?

[Anonymous]

This revised report supersedes the original report contributed by Chivas 1 on 08-20-06

Puerto Vallarta is a beautiful beach resort city that still has its Mexican culture, with cobblestone streets, taco/food stands in the streets, music blaring every place you go, and the nightlife still going strong up to 5am in some areas. The people are very happy and the life in Puerto Vallarta is very tranquil. It is not a major mongering destination but there is still a lot to be had if you want it. Here is a breakdown of some facts and my thoughts and experiences.

Currency is the peso and at this time it is 10.50 peso's to the US. Dollar.

Customs and Immigration: It goes relatively fast to pass through and is hassle free.

Dress: Wearing shorts preferably with a nice shirt is appropriate here when going out at night.

Car Rental: I was able to rent a SUV from Budget for $60.00 per day booking online with unlimited mileage.

Accommodations: Nice hotels and condo's can be had for between 50 to 60 dollars a night and they are all guest friendly and are located on the beachfront or very near. If anyone is interested I can provide you names of condo owners you can contact. A couple hotels are Hotel Roger which is a short walk from the beach and connected to it is a great restaurant and bar named Freddy's. The breakfast there is excellent and Freddy is a great guy and will greet you at the door when you enter. Hotel Los Arcos and Hotel El Pescador are a couple other hotel properties in this price range that are clean and decent hotels in great locations. I stayed in a beachfront 4 star condo community named Girasol Sur. The condo was 2 levels, it had 2 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, air on both levels, refrigerators on both levels, a beautiful ocean view off the terrace for $55. 00 dollars a night. The condo sits on one of the nicest beaches in Puerto Vallarta and across the street from it is the mountains so the views are fabulous and it is a very impressive place. It also has 24 hour security, and all the amenities a 4-5 star hotel would have. The down side of it is it is about a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride to the tourist district of Puerto Vallarta. The cost of a taxi ride is $7.00. You can also take a public bus for 5 pesos which is less than 25 cents. The buses run every 10 to 15 minutes and it arrives in Puerto Vallarta about 5 minutes later than a taxi.

Restaurants: Restaurants and taco stands are everywhere you look. In Puerto Vallarta I ate at Café Ole which is located in what is called Old Town Vallarta and the seafood I had was very fresh and tasty. I also had a steak there that was excellent. The cost is around 10 to 15 dollars but is well worth it. I also would recommend a restaurant a few blocks away if you like ribs as they were excellent. The restaurant is called El Toritos. It is like a sports bar concept. They have many TV's and you can request to watch any event you want as they have a satellite and provide great service. The owner is Felix and he is also a great guy. The staff all speak excellent English. As I mentioned taco stands are everywhere and they serve everything from steak tacos, to fish tacos, and seafood cocktails. If you have never tried a shrimp cocktail while in Mexico I would certainly encourage you to do so as they are excellent! . My favorite stands are "Mamo's" which is located about 2 blocks from what is called the tunel, and about 2 blocks from streets named Insurgents and Baldillo. Another stand I would highly recommend is located by the big Farmacia Guadalajara. Anytime you pass there at night it is filled with people standing around it eating. All the taxi drivers know where it is at. Taco's at these stands are around 7 pesos or 60 cents approximately. I ate most of the time in Pitell which is like a suburb of Puerto Vallarta and fresh seafood dinners were about 9-10 dollars and were well worth it.

Transportation: Taxi's will take you anywhere in the actual city of Puerto Vallarta for 3 or 4 dollars. Make sure you always ask the cost of the fare upfront as the taxi's do not have meters, but the taxi system that is in place has set prices. You can negotiate with the drivers if you go outside the actual city of Vallarta. Buses are everywhere, pass by you every few minutes, and the destinations are all written on the front windows. I think the cost to go most anywhere is 3 pesos or about 25 cents. As far as taxi drivers go contact me if you are going to be needing one, as I can provide you the name of a great English speaking one who knows the mongering seen in Vallarta like no-one else!. He will also party right along with you if you desire.

Shopping: Puerto Vallarta is full of shops every where you look and everything is negotiable so always bargain them down. It actually has what I would call a huge indoor flea market located in the main strip called the Malecon across from the new parking ramp. There is also a Walmart and Sam's Club in Vallarta

Internet Cafes and phone rooms. They are located everywhere and most offer phone use if you want to call back to the United States or anywhere else for that matter. You can call the United States for as low as 3 pesos (20 cents) a minute from these internet cafes.

Money exchanges: They can be found everywhere but do check around for the best exchange rate. I generally use the one near the cross streets of Insurgents and Baldillo. Banks and ATM'S can also be found everywhere.

Mongering: P4P and non-pro's. There is so much to be had of both I do not even know where to begin! . I had great luck at both. I found several non-pro's who were working as waitresses in the bars the local people go to, just ordinary small bars that my personal taxi driver I spoke of above took me to. A couple names of these are Mar y Tierra, and the bar located across from La Paloma bull ring, Monchie's which is located very close to the restaurant El Torito I spoke of above, and the Monchie's in the suburb Pitell. I also had a non-pro I actually met and asked out from Walmart. Mexican women are very friendly so if you have the ability to communicate and have a fun outgoing personality you should have no problem with meeting them. It is all about the conversation with the non-pro's. Another local type bar that is good to hang out in and has nice looking non-pro's as waitresses is Brando's and it is located in the Vallarta Marina. The cost of a beer is only 10 peso's or one dollar. They also serve appetizers.

The P4P scene I took in was at the following places:

HYSTERIA: was formally called the La Montana Club but it is now an upscale club staffed with people I knew from Juniours many years ago. This is a strip club and the women are some of the most beautiful women I have seen anywhere in the world. BREATHTAKING BEAUTY! . My last night in there almost all the women there were Mexicans with blond hair, just stunning. They have an area available for private dances as well. These women can also women be barfined. I am not sure of the cost but I am sure it is expensive. I actually was able to take 2 of the girls out of there at closing time, 5am for nothing. One of the girls I have had a friendship with for many years, and the other was a girl I just bought drinks for and had sit at my table. This particular girl was a stunner and was just an awesome fcuk! . Her name was Abril and she was actually from the Mazatlan area but was working in Vallarta because she was visiting her family there. After she got off work at 5am my taxi driver friend and I took her to my condo and then the next day I took her to buy a new swimming suit, had lunch, and spent the rest of the afternoon hanging out at the pool and the beach. At no point did she ask me for money. She did however walk away with my 2 disposable camera containing pictures of her and others! The cost of beer is 45 pesos or $4. 50 cents. Women drink prices are very high!

STRAVAGANZA: PLEASE DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR BUSINESS TO THIS PLACE! This is a low level bar *****house 15 minutes from Vallarta where the women are all working girls and you just kind of hang out drinking, listening to music, and if you want to fcuk one of the girls they have rooms right in the place. You negotiate your price with the girls and you can usually get full service for 40 dollars or so. I got ripped off here because I paid for 2 girls to have girl on girl sex then to have a 3some with me, but after we got back to the room the one girl would not go for sex on sex with another female. I was not even undressed yet when I said forget the whole thing then, and I immediately went to the manager there to get my money back and he refused. A beer was like 20 pesos or 2 dollars. No cover charges.

LAS ALASENAS: Located across the street from Stravaganza and is the same type of bar. I actually like this place and stopped in there almost nightly as I am always on a bar hop tour of some sorts, hitting on the average of 7-10 bars a night. Chava (waiter)is the main man in there and if you see something you like he will hook it up for you if you want The place usually has about 10 to 15 girls working depending on the night of the week it is as many of the girls come from Guadalajara to just work the weekend. The quality changes daily. I would highly recommend Sonia. I have known her for years and she is petite and very attractive. This place really does not get going until at least 11pm and it closes at 5am. The cost for the girls is the same as I stated above for Stravaganza. The cost of a beer is the same as Stravaganza and there is no cover charges.

TREN: Again this is a bar across the street from the bars I just mentioned above, same concept and prices but the bar is really lame and very few girls working.

RODEO: I think this is the name of the bar even though there is disco of the same name in Pitell. This bar is located along with another bar next to a river again about 15 minutes from Vallarta. These bars are lower level strip clubs but have same concept and price structure as Las Alasenas. Quality is low but I have seen a few nice ones that stand out. Prices are the same as the above bars I mentioned. I will confirm the name later and correct it if I am wrong.

ROLEX: This is a strip club located about 20-25 minutes from Vallarta. It is a good time but has a 3 beer minimum as a cover charge. Across the street is the Hotel Alamo which has P4P working there. I stopped in a couple of times to check it out but found nothing worthwhile to look at.

JUNIOURS, PRESTIGE, AND CANDY'S: These are all high end strip clubs with beautiful women but the quality of the girls do not compare to Hysteria. Very very expensive to hang out in these and they have I believe a 10 dollar cover charge.

LAS ANTORCHES: I stopped in this bar on 2 occasions in the afternoons after reading about it here on the Vallarta thread. A few perro's is all that I saw in here. It is located off the main road that goes to the airport next to the Nissan dealership? There is a bar directly across the street from the bar Mar y Tierra which has P4P girls working in it and the girls start work at 6pm. It is all free lancers and you take them out of the bar and go wherever you want. Prices are 50 dollars or so. I only stopped in here 2 times and my memory was pretty much gone during these times thanks to the great beer Pacifico and the tequila bottle.

Last comments: Stay away from Vallarta in August and September as the heat and humidity is ass kicking and it seems no places other than the high end places have air conditioning. Traffic is a real pain in the ass on the road to and from the airport as construction is going on. At night at least on weekends stay away from driving along the Malecon as you will be sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. Serinar (Fernando) I am sorry about not checking the thread after I was already in Vallarta, but I will most definitely be in touch soon as I will be returning permanently at the end of September. Last but not least Vallarta can be an expensive experience if you let it be, so don't. Enjoy the food at reputable food stands where you see groups of people eating or in local restaurants a couple blocks off the tourist zones, drink away from the tourist traps, and monger in area's like I described above.

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[WCP]

HooBoo,

There are some Poshces to be had in Candies and Juniors but in my opinion if you want the best and are willing to pay there is a (at least was) place called Prestige. In there a Poshce would be the average but you also have to pay premium for them.

Barefoot Chap,

If you hablo espanol then your in. I speak only the very basics and have met several young ladies (25 to 30) and have had a great time with them. Some like American and Canadian men becouse of the way we treat them. They will not make the first move and may be shy around other locals so be patiant. PV is also a big tourist area for Mexicans and other Central American countries so it is likely you could meet up with one from Mexico City or elsewhere. Go to the bars on the Malacone and also try Christines Disco, they start later than we do so take a nap and head out about 11 PM, 10 if your doing dinner.

[To The Point]

i want a nice hotel in a good area that isn't a rip off.

thanks, i promise i'll give a detailed report when i return.

instead of paying up your ass for a hotel check out this link to a condo for $50.00 dollars a night. i am very familiar with the property as it is a very popular condo complex in puerto vallarta situated directly on a beautiful beach. in the same complex i just rented a penthouse condo for $55.00 a night for my father and it has 2 bedrooms with 3 baths, and all the amenities you want including high speed internet. it also has 2 levels as you can see in the pictures. attached is pictures of it. send me a p.m and i will give you the owners contact information. i also know of another property for $45.00 u.s. dollars a night that is a half block from the main beach in old vallarta and that is a nice property as well. i have personally seen these properties and would highly recommend them. for the record i am not an agent and do not even know one. i found these while checking out places for my father to stay.

i also want you to know that kickboxer is a great guy who is my friend. next time you are in medellin open your eyes to other places other than the mansion, and you will see there is life outside of the aussie and it might be better. vip is a great place and you should check it out, as well as contact kickboxer for a drink so you can form an honest opinion of the man instead of running at the mouth about someone you do not know.

http://vacationrentals.com/vacation-rentals/5864.html

[Member #2041]

It's just like cars. Everybody has their own likings, but everybody can differiate between a Poshce and a Honda.

In fact, I traded up from a Porsche 911 to an Acura NSX.

Not really sure what a "Poshce" is, though.

[Hooboo]

Mucho gracias....I'm practacing my spanish already. Now back to the good stuff. How are the girls at Candys and Junnior compared to Miss Mexico 2006. I know everybody has there own perferences but some people has a loose definition of the word hotties (please nobody get offended). Its just like cars. Everybody has their own likings, but everybody can differiate between a Poshce and a Honda.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/even...5hdg--?sp=3000

[WCP]

A "good" seafood dinner will depend on your definition of "good". Puerto Vallarta has alot of very good restaraunts in general. Vitea, Trio, La Palapa and Vista Grill can easily go $30-50 US before drinks and appetizers. But you also have The Blue Shrimp, El Brujo and Joe Jack's Shack on the other end of the price scale but still with good food. Don't worry about the food there is something for everyone in Vallarta

As for the escort agencies there are several in the phone book. I used one several years ago and was very satisfied but I just prefer to visit one of the clubs. You may want to do a search on the board to see what comes up.

[Serinar]

I am just checking to see if there is a pulse.

Hello. Yes. There is a Pulse. What kin of translation is it exactly? An I'm sure we can find someone here to do it for you.

[Hooboo]

Hello,

I'm planning a trip to PV and have some questions. After going thru the forum, I think I understand Candy/Junior. However, I have some questions on the followings:

1) are there any escort websites I can use and how accurate are the pics.

2) What is the spending power of a US dollar. How much would a "good" seafood dinner cost w/o drinks.

Thanks

[Straight Shooter]

I am just checking to see if there is a pulse in the beautiful city of Puerto Vallarta since I made post a couple of weeks ago and have not received any feedback?

[Straight Shooter]

Does anyone have any information on translation services in Puerto Vallarta. I want to have my resume translated into Spanish from english. Your help will be greatly appreciated!.

[Straight Shooter]

What is the cheapest way to call back to the United States from Puerto Vallarta?

[Dafinestra]

I went and got Ely on a bad day. Same thing happened a couple of times with Paty. No touching, very mechanical. It is too unpredictable and not that great. Have crossed it off my list.

[Ampdude 2003]

Hi All,

Just got back from PV and wanted to report my humble adventure.

I know this is NOT a travel site (LOL), but have to mention that PV is definitely in my heart and soul as one of my favorite locations to travel to. PV is incredibly charming. Would love to buy a place down there and am looking into it, but for now have a timeshare which a love.

Anyway, back to the good stuff. As I am married, I also like the hobby so getting out can be tough. I did manage and checked out Candy's Girls, Massage, and the non-prescription pharma thing for viagra, cialis, etc.

Prescriptions:

Yes, alive and well and valid. Many pharma products do not require a prescription as they do in the US. I ventured into the local pharma near "Hooters" and "River Cafe" in the downtown area and bought myself both some Viagra and Cialis. You can get products in most drugstores. Yes, it is the real thing - Viagra in a sealed Pfizer package, each blue pill machine stamped correctly, pkg of 4. I bought the 50mg package - 4 pills @75.00 / pkg. I also bought Cialis (20mg). I have not tried either before, so wanted to have a little fun. I personally preferred Cialis, but watch out for this one - it so nick-named "the weekender" because has longer term effects than its blue pill competitor, which is designed to last 4-6 hours.

Refering to a past post on this board, a local PV doctor / member responding to a question on "generic" Viagra. Sildenafil Citrate is a generic form of Viagra, and is available alongside Viagra in most pharmacies and is well-documented in pharma reference guides everywhere. Do a search for the above, or keywords Viagra (Sildenafil Citrate), Cialis (Tadalafil), Levitra (Vardenafil), generic.You'll get lots of fake ads (to your point, buyer beware on internet!), but you will find legit buying information on respectable sites.

Candie's Girls:

Beautiful women and great place. You need to know how this club works to appreciate it. First, everyone wants to be tipped from the doorman, the host that seats you, of course the waiter, and the "closer" that will approach you several times from the moment you sit down to offer to introduce you to any girl and to make sure you know that anything goes with the girl you select. Be prepared for the multiple approaches and the expected tipping. I generally throw a token 10 pesos and appropriate tips to the waiter. Just a note that this paragraph is just to prepare, not to criticize. Like I said, I like the club.

When you first sit, a girl will immediately come and sit on your lap and strike conversation. The waiter will ask what you will have for a first drink, and also ask if you would like to purchase a drink for the lady. Cost for the ladies company is $150 pesos (~15.00). I may suggest to consider taking the lady up on it, especially if she is good looking which is a safe bet! It may be a good idea to break the ice. If you decline, you will be left alone for the most part, except for the visits from the "closer".

Pole dancing by dancers to showcase each girl is done throughout. There does not seem to be much / any tipping, and the girl will not really attempt to make lots of seductive eye contact to any onlookers, per instruction from management I believe (speculating).

If you are ready, you need to approach or accept from the closer who will set it up. Several private rooms on the floor will be ~$100US for 15m, ~$150US for 30m. This is anything goes, and is pretty much standard pricing and given to the closer. Once paid, the girl is yours. I selected a gorgeous girl named Claudia with D breasts, a real hottie I would give an "8" to. I pretty much had the run of the house, CBJ, titty f., FS in a couple of positions. I had fun.

I understand there is a larger room with a bed, etc., upstairs, but did not partake.

Massage:

Went to Damely Massage for my massage trip. Damely is just beyond the bridge after River Cafe on the corner, clearly marked. I was there last year so had met Eli on a previous visit. I did get a great 1 hour massage and a handshake at the end. As a previous poster mentioned, it is not a free-for-all with these sisters in terms of extras. Eli was wearing shorts and a low cut short, but was clothed. I did have some roaming but wanted to be respectful of boundaries. I sense I could have gotten to the nude massage - maybe next time. I mainly went for the massage, which was most excellent. I always want the trip on the erotic side, so got that to.

Hope this posting helps. Take care all.

[Dafinestra]

Does anyone have Paty's or Ely's cel phone number from Damely Massage? I have lost my copy and need to make an appointment.