Puerto Vallarta

[Baloneyboy]

Winston,

I tried Chica's and another place across the street. Prices inside were pretty high and you need to tip everyone and their brother. Got a BJ in the back room but it was rushed. I did better when the girls were sitting with me watching the show and asked for their phone number. All the girls that I asked provided their number but I had a problem dialing because they gave me their cell phone #'s and I needed to enter a prefix. Also, called "Marilyn's massage" (in the Spanish section of the yellow pages, but not in the English section.) Got a real pretty dancer from Chica's that was on vacation from Chica's. I believe it was $150. The girl also gave me her cell phone # and asked me not to go thru the service as she didn't want to have to pay a commission. The hotel I was staying at prevented me from taking one of the girls to my room because they knew she was working, so we had to go to a cheap motel. Taxi's, room charge and drinks started to add up.

Good luck.

[Winston569]

Gentlemen,

Will be heading to PV Feb 19, and will be going just to sample the clubs. I will post when I return. I will be there for 2 weeks, so if there are places you recommend or would like to have a report about, please post or pm and I will check them out and report back!

Winston

[Sure Schottt]

AcaHeat,

Did you try Junior's at all? It is overpriced as well, maybe 1800 pesos for the hour, but the girls are very attractive.

[AcapulcoHeat]

Evening Gentlemen,

Just got back from a 12 day (first time to PV) stay in Puerto Vallarta and would like to give my brief report.

Obviously, depending on the time of year and one's own personal experiences I am certainly not going to judge what other's have said about PV. I am only going to give my opinion based on what happened to me. So here it goes.

I went only to two different clubs in PV. This is due to the fact that I have been to many different strip clubs around Mexico. (Acapulco, Cancun, Playa del carmen, D.F. etc) thus I basically compared these two places to the other clubs in those above mentioned cities.

There is absolutely no comparision. The strip clubs for monger action in P.V. SUCK!!!

On a Friday night I went to club Prestige. (It is right next to a Good-year tire center, directly across the street from the hotel
Canto del sol). I went about 11:00 PM and the place was practically empty. There was a $10 dollar cover charge and the drinks were very expensive. ($12 US dollars for a beer) Needless to say I only ordered one beer and was sitting around waiting for some babe action. There were about 8 girls there and for the exception of the two that came immediately to sit on my lap, the other girls did not seem to be very interested in doing anything. Not even stripping.

Now the two girls that sat on my lap I would rate about a 3 in looks. Damn ugly. I was not interested in either of them so it only took about 5 minutes for them to get the message and they left. The other girls like I said showed no interest in anything (plus they were not that great looking either). So I finished my beer and left. I was probably there for a total of about 45 minutes and considering that this was a Friday night, I was extremely disappointed.

When I left I walked north for about 3 blocks and found another club called BayWatch Girls. (Close to a burger king) The Guy at the front door was handing out little playing cards with pictures of the girls. Extremely hot were these pictures. So I decided to go in.

Here too there was a $10 dollar cover, but the drinks were a little more reasonably priced compared to prestige. ($6 US dollars for a beer). Anyway, this place was very small compared to any other strip club that I have been to in Mexico, and it only had about 4 girls for only 5 other customers including myself.

The girls here were better looking than the ones at prestige but not much better. One Girl named Claudia sat with me. She had a pretty face. (About a 8 in looks) and seemed to have a nice slim body. She also looked very busty, (I like big tits) so I was talking to her for about a 1/2 hour. She offered to take me for a private dance, which I agreed to. It cost $20 dollars and was upstairs in a room that was nothing more than a Chair with a bare light-bulb for lighting. Well, in the real light. Claudia was not as busty as she seemed and her body was not that tight.

Anyway, she was very friendly so I let her finish her dance. (No big deal). She then offered sex in a room adjacent to the private room. Like most places in Mexico, she asked for $140 US. I said no and was able to bargain her down to $110 US. Because I have had many monger experiences in other cities I first said that I wanted to see the room. So she took me next door. It was a dump. I would not sit on that bed if I was in all my clothes let alone naked. I told her forget it and that I would be back some other time.

Needless to say, I was very disappointed. I am certainly no prude but considering the action to be gained in clubs in other places like tabares, and las chicas in Acapulco. I could not believe the lack of quality girls. I have been with Playboy types in other cities. Also, I personally get turned off by a room that looks like a bum has slepted in it.

I did give these places one other chance on a Saturday night. I will report on that later.

Hopefully, my experience was not typical of the types of clubs to be found in Puerto Vallarta.

More to come later.

Good luck Men,

AcaHeat

[Freak Show]

Hi guys,

I am new here. This is my first post I believe. Anyways I am heading to Puerto Vallarta from Dec 26/03 till Jan 9/04. If you guys have any contacts and would like to share them that would be great. Or if you have any good spots.

Thanks

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[Dickhead]

Choosy Guy: Horseshit to that! If you have info to provide about this secret jewel, then post it. Otherwise you are full of shit. No PMs. I have been there many times and have posted ALL my info so if you have any then cough it up. Did you GO to any of these "little known" clubs?

[Choosy Guy]

I have not been in PV for a couple of years and I always had early mornings and did not stay out later than 1am, so ymmv but, here goes.

There were a couple of strip clubs up on the hill at the south end of town. They were fairly expensive, entry fee and high priced drinks. The Ladies ( many could no longer be called girls) would strip (some I wish hadn't) and then wandet the patrons for typical Mexican full contact lap-dances or more.

I did see some SWs in Old Town but never hooked up. (The people I was with were not into the hobby.)

On the north end of town near the marina were a couple of more clubs but they were not even as good as those above.

The apparently little known PV gold mine is a group of clubs on the north end of town near the Marina. This is NOT a tourist place. Little English is spoken here. PM me for details!

My expierence is US $20s get 200 Pesos worth of service. That is a 10 to 1 exchange rate as opposed to the 8.5 to 1 typical at that time at the cambio.

CG

[El Monger]

Will be in P.V., Mazatlan & Cabos, in January. Any ideas guys? Now I am use to BT in NL, so I refuse to pay USA prices! So HELP me too!

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[GettingTang]

I'm heading down that way late february. Please post your findings. I refuse to pay about US escort prices for Mexican working girls, so if you find any bargains, let us all know. I here it is spendy down in PV and not much to choose from.

[AcapulcoHeat]

Evening Gentlemen,

Acapulco is my usual stomping ground. I have been to many different parts of Mexico. (Mexico es en mi sangre), and while Acapulco is by far my favorite, I am giving PV a first time try. Last week I posted that if any other fellow mongers will be in the PV area during the Holiday's let me know we can hook up and do my three favorite B's. Beach, Babes and Booze. Damn Men, nobody out there who will be in PV to babe hunt??

Have a nice holiday all.. (You too Jackson, keep up the great site)

AcaHeat

[AcapulcoHeat]

I will be in P.V. from Dec 26 until Jan 5th. Anyone wanting to hook up and go do some fellow mongering. Let me know.

Later Gents

AcaHeat

[GettingTang]

This thread shocks me.
I'm planing a trip to PV in November. I have not been to PV in about 6 years. During that trip the action was fair but not great. It amazes me about the lack of reports on this thread. I know PV is no Bangkok or Pattaya, but I can promise you there are lots of working girls to be found in this little resort town. Does anyone have any recent reports? I always did my best with the local bars picking up "nice" girls or shopping centers. Not much in the way of organized hookers or strip clubs etc, unless you want to pay more the US prices. This too always got me, when the average going wage in the area is $6 per day, why do these girls think they can get away with charging as much or more then in the US
Any help on recent action would be appreciated.

GETTINGTANG~!

[Outworlder]

Any action in or near Taxco?

[Winston569]

Hello again from your big spending idiot. I have changed my reservations to the Marriot Casa Magna and was wondering who to ask about chicas available around the hotel. Would the bell hop be a source? Would sure like to be able to have it easy instead of having to travel all over for girls.

Any suggestions of other places besides Juniors? Seems like I have the worst experience with that place but don't really know other places. Anyone with experience on the bar scene for "free" hookups with tourists (or locals for that matter). Also, how do you ask for "2 girl show" in mexico, have not had much luck getting 2 girls who are into each other (and me, also, of course). Thanks for your help, experienced people. I am in your debt. If anyone is going to be in PV the weekend of Feb 19-23 2004 and wants to hang out (especially if you know the scene) I could use a compadre (or cabejero!!)

Thanks for any help.

Winston

[Toledo Rocket]

I have stayed at the Westin Hotel and the club and have had no problem getting a chica into either one. They keep a little bit closer eye on guests at the Club Regina, but if the girl sticks close to you, it's not a problem. Another thng to keep in mind, wait for a male to be working at the concierge desk and ask if any of the maids or other staff are "available" to come to your room for a tip. One trip I took there, I found out from one of the guys at the concierge desk that one of the massage girls at the club spa would give "extras" for a tip. Another time I found a maid that was in play.

On a related note, where is this Lucys place located. I am going in February and would like to give it a try.

Rocket