Puerto Vallarta

[SmallWorld21]

Prices update:

1) I go to dameley sometimes and she gives me half hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos. Her HJ is good but she is not very into it. I heard she will give BJ or FS but I never asked her. She seems greedy and not really into it at all and she has tried to rush me too. So to me this is not a great option. She is looking more & more worn-out as time goes by.

2) massage across from hotel buenaventura I have used lupita who will give hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos also. Her HJ is decent but not as good as at dameley and she is fugly (short & old w/ lots of makeup). I have only seen lupita in there and have went 3 times in last month. Haven't seen any other girls there.

3) went to massage across from pemex on honduras and got myra who surprisingly gave me BBBJCIM with hour massage and I didn't even ask for it. I gave her 700 pesos which I know is too much but I was so surprised. She didn't swallow but it spiled out onto the towel. But myra is also fugly and not an attractive shape.

4) I have went to lilly's massage and always get the owner and she will not even brush the genitals. She acts like my balls & cock are a poison area or something. She always covers you too. It is 300 pesos for 1 hour and I find it really hard to believe she gives the HJ if you ask. Please tell me how you asked her & was it at the end and you just pointed to it? Was it good HJ? Last time I went to lilly I saw a younger girl there with her but wasn't able to try her. Maybe I will go back and see if the younger girl will give the HJ.

In summary, massage scene here in pv is rubbish. All girls who give HJ are fugly to me (f'ing ugly) and not attractive bodies. Girl at dameley used to look nice & petite but now looks used up to me. Owner of lilly's is nothing special and myra & lupita are poor in looks and plump body types. Some other massage places around here have hot young looking chicas but they won't come near your junk and won't touch it even if you ask or offer tip.

How much are you guys paying for the HE at damely, buenaventura, lilly or honduras? Are you asking for the HE/HJ or is it given automatically like in most asian spas?

I think the best thing would be to learn spanish and try to hook up with non-pros here that would be happy with 1000 pesos for all night instead of CL girls who are pimped and escorts in yellow pages with mamasan & pimps. There are so many hot young chicas walking around here it is amazing but none will even make eye contact it seems if you are a gringo they seem so conservative but I know they are fucking someone. There has to be lots of 20ish age girls around here in pv who would love a sugar daddy but so hard to meet or communicate to them I guess especially if only here for short vacation.

[Floss247]

I am organizing a bachelor party in PV for labor day weekend. Can someone please provide some recommendations on what areas to stay? I already have great information on where to monger from this forum.

I am looking to reserve a large villa to house 15 guys. Aside from mongering we'd be interested in partying and meeting local chics at the beach. It looks like I can get a villa in Los Muertos, Conchas Chinas, or downtown and be close to good action. Is that correct? Can anyone comment on the beaches vs. Downtown? I also don't want to be near the gay beaches. Been reading that there are some large patches of those.

Also if anyone can comment on if those outcall services will also do bachelor party oriented things like dancing. Is it feasible to get like 5 chicas to come entertain? Someone told me that the culture down in MX they don't really understand the "bachelor party" idea where the groom to be is humiliated.

Thanks!

[Don Tonto]

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[Gonzo]

i’m sitting here in an apartment that i rented from blackhawk69 aglow with the high of having my way with a young mexican cutie. i’m sure you know that feeling…all is right with the world, superb contentedness, you wanna shake hands and hug people.

anyway, blackhawk69 told me that pv is not really a mongering destination. certainly it’s no brazil or colombia or fkk club, but all around the world, if you’re a man with extra cash, p*ssy is not far away. and that is true almost anywhere.

this story begins with our hero landing at the airport and being met by the taxista rogelio, who’s the best. more on him later. i landed in the late afternoon and rogelio suggested, why not have a look in antorches? now, i’ve read this entire forum and basically the scoop is that antorches is where the buffalo roam, so my expectations were low, but couldn’t hurt to look and have a few beers.

i walked in and to my surprise, amidst the grazing buffalo (ok, that’s cruel), there were 2-3 attractive women, 6-7s, which is fine with me. rogelio and i sat down at a table of 6 women and i bought a round or two of cold beers, making some instant friends. my spanish is just barely good enough to catch a portion of the conversation, and rogelio translated the rest, some pretty funny stuff.

i wasn’t in the mood for a back room thing at antorches, so we left and after dinner, i finally decided that i was ready. patricia really caught my eye, she’s 5’8”, a cute face and joan crawford-like shoulders. but she was too drunk on all the beers by the time rogelio called for me, and i had to settle for jessica. she’s a sweetie, thin, but not a great looker, imo. however, she came over and gave me an awesome massage for starter, applying professional therapeutic techniques. i asked her, where did you learn how to do that? she said by watching it being done on tv. huh. so she’s good for a real massage and a fs happy ending if that’s something you like.

spent the day at the beach and ran the gauntlet of gay beaches to the south of the center of the city before i found a straight beach. truth be told, i don’t like having men gawking at me either! the next night i did hookup with patricia, and i highly recommend her. she’s young enough to be attractive, but old enough to be very sexually experienced (that’s how i like ‘em personally speaking). let’s just say she’s very creative and we finished up the first dozen pages of the kama sutra.

next day did the usual breakfast at freddy tucan’s (great omelets, highly recommend) and the beach in front of hotel arco – here you can buy a day pass for $15, which gives you a beach chair, big towel, umbrella and a full course buffet for lunch or dinner, very good food.

the night before patricia said that i had to meet her friend mara, who’s a part timer at antorches. i came by and she was a cutie, and was definitely the highlight of my trip. she looks like 22 but is really 30 and has a bubbly, youthful, energetic personality of a teenager, so damn cute and it’s a very powerful combination. don’t know if i caught her at the right time, good chemistry or what, but she was dynamite en la cama. highly recommend. she also instructed me in the subtleties of mexican slang, like “que honda, guey (way)”, “no manches, guey” , and expresiones asi.

the only bummer of the evening was that at the end, blood was pouring out of her right ear. it turns out that she had a session a few days previous with a member of one of the cruise ships didn’t know the difference between love and s*x and got jealous of mara because she took another guy for a session. he got angry and slapped her so hard in the face that her ear was inflamed and she lost hearing in it (temporarily, i hope). i don’t know about you, but there are some lines, when they are crossed make me see red, and this is one of them, especially considering how tiny mara is. i’m leaving tomorrow and this guy’s boat is coming back next tuesday, so i can’t have the pleasure of meeting this tool in person. rogelio may have a little talk with him however. ugh.

the clubs

finishing up pretty early with the antorches chicas gave me the opportunity to go pub crawling at night with rogelio. i can’t say enough good things about him, he knows just about everyone in town, including club owners, chicas, etc. and he is a fun companion to go bar hopping with. he is also fearless in approaching chicas of any stature – one night we were in a fast food joint and two 9s walked in. as soon as they sat down, he went up to talk with them. they told him to f*ck off, but it didn't faze him a bit.

one night we did the lower end of the club scene, azafanas and stravaganza. these are 2/3 of a trio of bars in zona rosa beside each other. the third is a travesti bar, some of the “girls” were outside and beckoned for us.

azafanas is definitely a local place and there ain’t much over a 5, but it’s cheap. stavaganza is higher end, and more expensive, and there are a few cuties amidst the ordinary. one hottie was crystal, who was a helluva dancer, cute face smoking body, but turned out to be a real shark/tiburona. almost all these clubs do the usual by getting the guys to buy the ladies drinks to run up a tab. didn’t like stravanganza, just a weird vibe for me in general,

el and ella was very different, though again, you gotta watch out to not run up a big tab. lot’s of good looking ladies and you can touch all you want. rogelio and i got there early and were anointed two ladies. he had a cute blanca from a town outside of guadalajara, an aerobics instructor. i had sofia, a cute morena spinner with a real-firecracker attitude, a real trip. she rubbed me so much i was getting sore and anything short of penetration was allowed. some great dancers on the pole also, worth a watch if nothing else imo. unfortunately i lost track of the tab, and was not sure if i got ripped off or not, but have no regrets. took sofia upstairs for a roll in the cama, but it almost seemed redundant considering the 2 hours of various foreplay that she instigated. the rooms are a bit noisy but clean, and good enuf for a half-hour wham-bam-thank you m'aam boom-boom.

salsa club and the malecon

rogelio took me to a salsa club and i watched him hit the dance floor with a couple of ladies. man, the guy can dance! i asked him when he learned salsa - he told starting at 5 years old. latino culture is a dance culture. this club is on the malecon, and it is worth the effort to check out the eye candy going in and out of the clubs up and down the street. high quality 9s with short skirts that only a hooker would wear in the usa.

ritmos of the night

wanting to do something different, i booked a night tour called rhythms of the night from vallarta ventures and i have to say i do recommend. i invited patricia as my escort, because she looks a touch mature and it won’t look too weird being with a young chica. rogelio can set you up with a guy that can get you a discount on it (johni). the tour consists of a mini-cruise ride, with music and drinks, across banderas bay at sunset to a beach called caletas south of pv. they have it setup to look like a jungle paradise (or a set on the show survivor). once you get there, you get a top notch buffet dinner and a fantastic dance show. these dancers really impressed the hell out of me, and if you’re travelling with a chica, this is a good couple’s thing to do. another one may be the pirate’s boat tour at evening, adults only, lots of heavy drinking and everyone gets dressed up as pirates and wenches – usually not interested in those kinds of things, but it may be fun. anyway, rogelio picked patricia and i up after the return trip and we took her back to her house. i paid her for her time and she left happy.

luv'em and leave 'em

the last lady i had was michelle, one of only 3 chicas that i found attractive at antorches (patrica, mara and her). michelle is 22 and is the new girl on the block, having started only 3 weeks ago and it appears that some of the ladies do not appreciate her, since she is definitely one of the prettiest and taking away bizness. i like antorches simply because it is a club for independents and not much of a middle-man in the way, money-wise). anyway i had rogelio pick her up to take her to my apartment, and she was truly impressed, first time p4p outside of antorches. and it was clear that she felt a little timid and fearful, not being in her usual haunts. and it was also clear she was new to the business, first thing, she asked me if i had any condoms. how cute! she also had a baby a mere 8 months ago and it's amazing the shape she is in - so many mexicanas seems to have a bit of a gut, from what i've seen. she seemed to especially like the mirror view of our action.

in any case, for a non-mongering destination, pv ain't half bad. i can't make me forget colombia, but i like it - it is safe, beautiful, there are plenty of chicas with whom to hook up (especially if you utilize rogelio), the beaches are decent, and there's plenty of nearby places to explore. ya me voy, guey.

[Vitrea]

You did well for a Monday night. Mondays and Tuesdays are the slowest nights for mongering. Many bar ladies take those two nights off. Even Sunday nights are much better.

I don't know if Stravaganza has changed it's way of doing business, but in the past the girl's price included the room. You first went to pay at the bar and then walked with the girl to the rooms. I guess the girl got her cut from your payment at the end of the night, when she also turned in her accumulated "ficha" bracelets, for cash. I agree that paying 900 + 450 = 1350 pesos is just too much!

I agree with Don Tonto. Unless the rules changed in the last two weeks, there is no extra charge for the room. I do tip the guy guarding the rooms couple of bucks to try and ensure full 30 minutes.

Is it possible that they were trying to scam you? Next time they try this check with the guy at the front door. (the fit guy that collects entrance fee) He is also the manager. The lady behind the bar counter is also helpful.

[Don Tonto]

Monday was a good day. I had Alondra from craigslist come over to the hotel. She was great. No rush and not a clock watcher at all. I had late dinner and checked out Ell y Ella. No cover and the girls were plentiful. They ran from a 4 to 8. They had very few customers. It would have been nice if they had little more private area away from the stage but it was a good strip club and prices were reasonable for a strip club. Then I headed out to the zona. At Stravaganza I ran into Tamara fro Leon. That is the girl than came by Sunday and had worked at Platino's. She said work was slow there and hoped to do better at the Stravaganza. She quoted a unreal price of 1900. Finally agreed on 900 which is still high but I was ready. When we went next door the guy quoted 450 for the room. I just laughed and went across the street and got everything for 600. Now I know why she can't make any money even though she was the best looking girl at both Patino and Stravagaza. Someday she'll learn attitude is everything. Last night and I am trying out another girl from craigslist since I had such a good time with Alondra.

You did well for a Monday night. Mondays and Tuesdays are the slowest nights for mongering. Many bar ladies take those two nights off. Even Sunday nights are much better.

I don't know if Stravaganza has changed it's way of doing business, but in the past the girl's price included the room. You first went to pay at the bar and then walked with the girl to the rooms. I guess the girl got her cut from your payment at the end of the night, when she also turned in her accumulated "ficha" bracelets, for cash. I agree that paying 900 + 450 = 1350 pesos is just too much!

[Vitrea]

I have seen reports about Jessica. I know her and have been with her. She is very simpatica, and not expensive. But there are much better girls in PV. Not sure what all the fuss is about from Ex and others. You can do better.

Not to offend other people's tastes or choices but I agree with you completely re Jessica.

V

[Pvtrader]

I have seen reports about Jessica. I know her and have been with her. She is very simpatica, and not expensive. But there are much better girls in PV. Not sure what all the fuss is about from Ex and others. You can do better.

[Pvtrader]

For those guys who posted recently and others who were disappointed at Damely, see my earlier report. There are 3 others with HE. Paticularly the massage on Honduras turning right at Pemex entering town from the north is good. Behind the taco stand. The girl I have seen is very friendly and accomodating. I give her what I decide. She never quoted a price. Good to know the alternatives.

[The Sex Hunter]

Sex Hunter,

Read my last post and you will find the answer to your question.

Do I understand it with my poor English right that he went to the USA last Sunday?

[Duke69]

Monday was a good day. I had Alondra from craigslist come over to the hotel. She was great. No rush and not a clock watcher at all. I had late dinner and checked out Ell y Ella. No cover and the girls were plentiful. They ran from a 4 to 8. They had very few customers. It would have been nice if they had little more private area away from the stage but it was a good strip club and prices were reasonable for a strip club. Then I headed out to the zona. At Stravaganza I ran into Tamara fro Leon. That is the girl than came by Sunday and had worked at Platino's. She said work was slow there and hoped to do better at the Stravaganza. She quoted a unreal price of 1900. Finally agreed on 900 which is still high but I was ready. When we went next door the guy quoted 450 for the room. I just laughed and went across the street and got everything for 600. Now I know why she can't make any money even though she was the best looking girl at both Patino and Stravagaza. Someday she'll learn attitude is everything. Last night and I am trying out another girl from craigslist since I had such a good time with Alondra.

[Pussyforme]

Pussyforme,

Read through the back reports and contact our friend Rogilio who is a taxi driver in Puerto Vallarta. His contact information is in several posts over the past couple of months. You will be very happy you did, or send me a personal message. A great feature on here is the search button located on the top of the webpage. Enter in Rogilio, click on Puerto Vallarta, and click the box for posts toward the bottom on the left hand side of the webpage, and you will find many posts from different members on here recommending him to be a great source for a first time visitor to Puerto Vallarta.

Sex Hunter,

Read my last post and you will find the answer to your question.

Thanks for the info. BH Found his info will call him tomorrow, headed on the RZ tour tonight. Will post a review on that later

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Ex!

What happend tonight? We should be in a Motel right now and fucking the shit out of Jessica and her friend Patricia! I hope all is ok and you answer all the PM´s that I send you the last days. ;-)

[Pussyforme]

Never been In PV before can't seem to find as much as a rub and tug lol
Down here on my own, thinking I'll take the redzone tour myself tomorrow. Any help from a fellow monger is appreciated. Don't know my way around either. Staying downtown. Also a newbie to the board, please forgive me if I haven't read enough but only got a week here.

[The Sex Hunter]

I´ve seen some street walkers near a gay club in the old town a few nights ago. Me and my friend where guessing if they where Transvestites or not. I guess that they are. The gay bar is very very close to Roxys Rock house. Looks like this area is in the hands of the gays!
We went after to the new Taboo Club. We had a hell lot of fun there with beautifull women dancing naked infront of us!