Puerto Vallarta

[PVMonger]

Hey,

I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.

This is a very difficult post to answer.

If all you need are "strippers" (I. E. No sex involved), your best bet. If you have a few days beforehand. Is to visit a few strip clubs and ask the waiters if any of the chicas speak English and go from there. You may find a few. But certainly not "a bunch".

Other than that, the only thing I can think of is to contact an escort agency like PV Playmates and see if any of their girls would do a "strip only" gig. But if you go that route, you might still have to pay the regular fee which, I believe, can run north of $3500 pesos (about $175 USD) per hour per chica.

Your best bet. If all you want to do is see stripper perform. Might be to have the manager of the villa arrange for a van to haul the guys around to the strip clubs.

[Name897]

Hey,

I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.

[Walk Softly]

Checked it out last night. Arrived at about 11:00. The place was just starting to liven up. The cover charge was posted at 80 pesos and that is all the door men asked for. I was offered a table relatively near the stage and a young lady came over to join me. Sadly, I can't recall her name. A little on the well- padded side but quite pretty. Of the ladies I saw take to the stage, I would rate 1 as a 4, 3 or 4 as 5's, 3 or 4 as 6's and 3 as 7's. One younger girl had the body of an 8+ but an average face and never smiled. There was 1 girl, a redhead named Sharon, who I would rate as an 8. Unfortunately, she never seemed to be available at the right time.

The prices I can recall are as follows: Beer 40 p. Short lady drink 150 p. A taller lady drink was (I think) 300 p. And a Strongbow (for most time / touching) was 450 p. Also 450 as I recall was a 1 song private dance. A longer private show was 750 p. And half an hour of full service was 1650 p.

I didn't partake of any of the higher priced offerings as I was never able to get one of the 3 ladies I was interested in to my table.

That's all for now.

iSalud! WS.

[PVMonger]

Thank you! Super helpful. I hate the "per shot" pricing and the BBBJ upsell. 1300-1500 pesos per hour is doable if it includes a full hour and BBBJ, as I generally found to be the case in cdmx.

I've been reading about Guadalajara and it does seem a lot more reasonable, but I don't want to put up with the cold.

There are virtually no chicas in PV that will do $1500 pesos including BBBJ. Jaki is the only one that I know of but she's on the wrong side of 40. But with great BBBJCIM skills.

[Walk Softly]

Anyone have any relatively recent intel on the Tapanko on Hwy 200 near La Peñita?

I'm in the area and thinking I should check it out tonight.

[Walk Softly]

I'm passing through PV Friday / Saturday. Anyone interested in meeting for a drink and a BS or maybe hitting Tapanko in the evening?

PM me.

ISalud! WS.

[FRobertson]

PV has action but lot's of research needed. The more you go, the more you find. Check out some of the Dominican Republic threads, IE. Sosua, Blackbeards.

Ya I've been reading the DR threads, but overall it seems like a trashy place. And expensive around the holidays.

I'm thinking Aruba actually, there are surprisingly reasonable tickets to get there.

[FRobertson]

The single biggest problem with Vallarta during the holidays is finding a place to stay. This is a popular vacation destination (and time) for both gringos and Mexicans and many hotels have already been booked.

The second biggest issue is your phrase "reasonably priced access". A lot depends on what you mean by "reasonably priced". Most escort chicas in Vallarta go for about $100 USD / hour and one hour means one shot. Many (most?) offer a discount for the second hour.

The third biggest issue is the BBBJ. You'll probably need to pay extra. CIM is also extra and many won't even do it.

Having just returned from Guadalajara (but didn't partake, unfortunately), the chica prices there are much more reasonable. With a lot of the talent going for about $1300 pesos or approx $70 USD per hour. The esteticas are even cheaper. $850 pesos / hour or about $45 USD. The only problem with GDL is that it is freaking' cold. At least for someone who lives full-time in PV.

Thank you! Super helpful. I hate the "per shot" pricing and the BBBJ upsell. 1300-1500 pesos per hour is doable if it includes a full hour and BBBJ, as I generally found to be the case in cdmx.

I've been reading about Guadalajara and it does seem a lot more reasonable, but I don't want to put up with the cold.

[George03]

Colleagues,

I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.

I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day..

PV has action but lot's of research needed. The more you go, the more you find. Check out some of the Dominican Republic threads, IE. Sosua, Blackbeards.

[PVMonger]

Colleagues,

I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.

I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day..

The single biggest problem with Vallarta during the holidays is finding a place to stay. This is a popular vacation destination (and time) for both gringos and Mexicans and many hotels have already been booked.

The second biggest issue is your phrase "reasonably priced access". A lot depends on what you mean by "reasonably priced". Most escort chicas in Vallarta go for about $100 USD / hour and one hour means one shot. Many (most?) offer a discount for the second hour.

The third biggest issue is the BBBJ. You'll probably need to pay extra. CIM is also extra and many won't even do it.

Having just returned from Guadalajara (but didn't partake, unfortunately), the chica prices there are much more reasonable. With a lot of the talent going for about $1300 pesos or approx $70 USD per hour. The esteticas are even cheaper. $850 pesos / hour or about $45 USD. The only problem with GDL is that it is freaking' cold. At least for someone who lives full-time in PV.

[George03]

Any hotels in this area that are chica friendly?

[FRobertson]

Colleagues,

I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.

I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day.

Here's what I'd like:

- Reasonably priced access to a broad variety of talent (I mention partytreffs because for me the rabbit-style works best, a few sessions about 4 seconds each, with lots of cuddling and touching before and after).

- Pricing per hour, not "per pop".

- Good, GFE-like attitude.

- Easy BBBJ.

Here's what I'm concerned about:

- The talent suddenly going home for the holidays and me being stuck dating my right hand.

Would you recommend PV? Or what would be a better destination? I'm wide open to suggestions.

I've been to CDMX, Cancun, Cabos. Cabos seems too expensive. Cancun seems to not have enough talent for my liking (although I could have been doing it wrong). CDMX is good but the city is kinda ugly and somewhat depressing. Plus I prefer warmer places.

I've also been to Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Panama. All are okay destinations. Actually if there is no new information I'm thinking CDMX or Buenos Aires or Ecuador. However, I really hope for the members with regional experience to share your thoughts.

Respectfully,

Me.

[Scubatoo]

I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.

I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?

From the airport, Sayulita is about a 45 minute ride. There are many taxis at the airport during arrivals, and you can negotiate with all of them. Buses service all the outlying communities, and cheap, but I have no idea the time or location to catch them. Rental cars are rather inexpensive in PV. If you plan to venture out repeatedly, I would opt for the rental. There are a couple of cool communities north of Sayulita; namely, San Francisco and Lo de Marco that are nice little towns to visit. I have found these areas to be quite safe during the day, as well as the highway that gets you there and into Nuevo Vallarta and PV. Factor in another 15-30 minutes to get from the airport into the old section of PV. Some fun bars on the Malecon at night. Sayulita can get crowded during the day. Parking can be difficult in the middle of town, but there is street parking on the streets leading into town that is relatively close. Your hotel may have its own parking for guests. Since I have mongered all over the area, the rental car is the perfect way to travel. A small, economy class with air conditioning is great for parking in some tight spaces and negotiating some narrow streets.

[Yellowfever82]

Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.

I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.

I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?

[Scubatoo]

From WI, US, heading down to Sayulita, north of PV in January for a surfing trip.

Thank you all for the PV info. It will be helpful if it's too dead where I'll be, as I'll check PV at least for a night.

Was wondering if anyone has been to Sayulita or have any suggestions / recs. I'm guessing it's much smaller than PV and therefor not as much to offer.

Locally, I've been very successful with Seeking Arrangement and wonder if anyone tried that route in PV. I checked out the PV inventory and it appears to be promising with at least semipro girls available.

I'd be happy to give tips for whoever comes to Madison, WI (don't know wh would you though.).

Cheers.

Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.