Puerto Vallarta

[Oldstyle]

The last night in PV sitting down and posting about a few encounters. Just left El Y Ella (spelling?). What a FKing Ripoff from the tine you walk in the door. Wife and I walked in and the guy at the door said one cover of 100 pesos so I gave him 200 and he said change ok. Never got my change even after asking for it about ten times. Was told we could only order a bucket of six beers for 280 pesos. Ok whatever so ordered the beers. Watched a few dancers and negotiated for a nice looking gal with the same door guy. We agreed on 1100 pesos and headed up to the room. (However before we went up I gave him a 500 pesos bill and three 200 pesos bills I looked around for ten seconds and he said you only gave me a 500 and two 200 pesos. I said no I gave you 1100 so we looked around and somehow the extra 200 pesos bill was on the floor behind me-fking magican throwing bills behind my back. Got to the room and then he said we had to pay an extra 300 pesos for the room and my wife came unglued. It was awesome! I said just give us our money back, We walked down to the front entrance and I said give us our money back and get us a cab. They apologized and said the room was free and go have fun. We knew we were not getting our money back so we went up and they brought us our beer which was missing a beer-they just can't help themselves. At that point all the drama has you fking pissed and it wasn't really much fun. In short, don't go to this place it's a 1st class ripoff. There is a place next door didn't catch the name-has anybody had any experience there?

We recommend Platino's as we have met a lot of nice gals there and the management is a lot more professional and understands that repeat business is what makes a business survive especially in PV's economy.

We did try the place next to Guadjalara Pharmacy downtown last weekend and had a good time with a gal with a peirced tongue. However we went back the last few night and they were closed. A cabbie tonight said they were closed. Anybody know the status.

The other adventures were with Sophi-nice performance good time and Ashley time share girl on CL-also good time and performance.

Should be back in about a month for more fun! Oh and way too cold at night here in PV!

Plantinos, is it open during the day? Need a place durring day or veryearly nite. Staying at the golden crown, los antroches very low quality so far. Please give me some guidence, thanks

[Pvtrader]

What has happened to massage scene? Seems like they have either closed or gone legit. Only one I can find is Damely (Ely) but that has gone down in quality.

Anyone know of a new place?

[WantSomeFun]

The last night in PV sitting down and posting about a few encounters. Just left El Y Ella (spelling?). What a FKing Ripoff from the tine you walk in the door. Wife and I walked in and the guy at the door said one cover of 100 pesos so I gave him 200 and he said change ok. Never got my change even after asking for it about ten times. Was told we could only order a bucket of six beers for 280 pesos. Ok whatever so ordered the beers. Watched a few dancers and negotiated for a nice looking gal with the same door guy. We agreed on 1100 pesos and headed up to the room. (However before we went up I gave him a 500 pesos bill and three 200 pesos bills I looked around for ten seconds and he said you only gave me a 500 and two 200 pesos. I said no I gave you 1100 so we looked around and somehow the extra 200 pesos bill was on the floor behind me-fking magican throwing bills behind my back. Got to the room and then he said we had to pay an extra 300 pesos for the room and my wife came unglued. It was awesome! I said just give us our money back, We walked down to the front entrance and I said give us our money back and get us a cab. They apologized and said the room was free and go have fun. We knew we were not getting our money back so we went up and they brought us our beer which was missing a beer-they just can't help themselves. At that point all the drama has you fking pissed and it wasn't really much fun. In short, don't go to this place it's a 1st class ripoff. There is a place next door didn't catch the name-has anybody had any experience there?

We recommend Platino's as we have met a lot of nice gals there and the management is a lot more professional and understands that repeat business is what makes a business survive especially in PV's economy.

We did try the place next to Guadjalara Pharmacy downtown last weekend and had a good time with a gal with a peirced tongue. However we went back the last few night and they were closed. A cabbie tonight said they were closed. Anybody know the status.

The other adventures were with Sophi-nice performance good time and Ashley time share girl on CL-also good time and performance.

Should be back in about a month for more fun! Oh and way too cold at night here in PV!

[Exthalmus]

Hi folks,

Thanks for the great info, I've never been to PV looking for working girls but sounds like I can have a blast. Anyone else planning on being in PV during this time? I noticed some of the massage post were a little old so not sure if they are still valid, so any info on that would help. Oh I'm also going alone, will this be a problem concidering the areas where a lot of these clubs are located? I don't plan on using any online escort services as I can do that here in the states and I'm trying to get the PV experience. I also want to look out for some good deals so I'll be on the lookout. Once I get back I'll post up a report on how my trip went. Thanks again to all those who have posted in the past.

Coming back with several friends. I know I have attempted to meet a few of you and failed, But I have secured a cell phone down there from a Realtor friend so if You wish to hook up please send me a Private Message and I'll send you the cell #

Cheers,

Exthalmus

[Puma007]

Hi folks,

Thanks for the great info, I've never been to PV looking for working girls but sounds like I can have a blast. Anyone else planning on being in PV during this time? I noticed some of the massage post were a little old so not sure if they are still valid, so any info on that would help. Oh I'm also going alone, will this be a problem concidering the areas where a lot of these clubs are located? I don't plan on using any online escort services as I can do that here in the states and I'm trying to get the PV experience. I also want to look out for some good deals so I'll be on the lookout. Once I get back I'll post up a report on how my trip went. Thanks again to all those who have posted in the past.

[Albertadog]

Hi Guys.

I was IN PVR Jan 7-14.

Seen an ad for Kelly on CL. Only Spanish. 2000mp / 2 hours. She advised she would do the couple thing but didn't work to hard at it.

Cute gal, not into the couple thing, great 1 on 1, great rack, tight.

Had her over 2 times.

Fast to arrive. 2 hours the first time. 1.5 hours the second. Bailed a little early each time but finished the work at hand.

I stayed at Posada de Roger, paid about 660mp / night.

Mainly ate at Jo Jacks, like the 2 for 75mp Mojitos in the afternoon.

Breakfast at Cafe Ole, Bacon and eggs. 39mp.

Drank at Andale, flirted with the servers, Vanni, Carla and shooter gal Karina.

Will return in 6 weeks or so.

Kept an eye out for the famous Rogiilios taxi #85 but didn't see it. Others must have been keeping him busy.

Thanks H

Had to keep King David off my wife.

[The Sex Hunter]

Hello, Johnnybolter.

Thank you for your interesting report! I only don't understand why you went to the escort agancy if you had the change to get the girls in the places you went with the red zone guy?

Thank you very much for you invisible answer why you went to an escort service if you could get a goodlooking girl for less then half of what you payed for! Special thanks also for telling others that they are wasting there time by not doing it the way you do!

Quote Johnnybolter: "You are wasting your time here if your don't."

Guys like you just poison the sex prices in PV!

[The Sex Hunter]

PV review.

I have just completed my first trip to Mexico and Puerto Vallarta.

I kept an eye on this forum for a few months leading up to the visit over Christmas and New Year. It appeared I would be in for a lean time on the mongering front. Yes it was there but you needed knowledge. I stayed in Zona Romantica. The old town. And there's no apparent mongering scene. I feared for the worst.

That said, I saw references to a local cabbie who appears well connected but I didn't use him. Buried in the forum, I did find reference to a "red zone" tour where this guy takes you around for $50. Sounded good to me. I got in contact via email, made the booking for a Sunday night and then anticipated.

So, I get picked up by this ex-pat American and I had one of the most fun nights of my life. He is a thoroughly top guy, is well connected, speaks fluent Spanish and knows the good and the bad. He drives meaning you can have a few drinks along the way. He is very matter of fact about his business, all of the girls in al of the clubs know him and he is a thoroughly interesting to boot.

So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery and I was dropped back. The tour guide then pointed to an escort service he is connected with. Teresting to boot.

So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery. I was a happy customer.

Before you doing anything else in PV, do this:

http://www.redzonetours.com/

You are wasting your time here if your don't.

I then investigated the web site.

http://www.pvescort.com

There was a good selection although many chicas had returned home for Christmas and New Year with their family. If you only speak English, ensure you get a chica who speaks a little English. It is painful otherwise. They range from USD100 to USD140 and they're worth every cent. No uglies, no druggies, no weirdos. What you see is what you get. Over the following week I gave three a go.

http://www.pvescort.com/raquel.html

Tall, mid 20's, sexy, slim, nice tits, real girl next door, awesome cowgirl performance. Will repeat.

http://www.pvescort.com/gaby.html

Bit disappointing although acceptable. Booked for an hour but disappeared after first shot at 30 minute mark.

http://www.pvescort.com/brittany.html

Sensational, chunky, fun and awesome tits. I'd love to go out for drink and dinner and then shag this one. It would be a fun night.

So, I spent USD400 over the course of 2 weeks on 3 chicas. Excellent value compared to some other time and money wasting I have done over the years. None of this wouldn't have happened without the tour.

I know this reads like and advertisement. It is not. It is just a good advice field report from someone who did his research on ISG and then followed through.

JB

Hello, Johnnybolter.

Thank you for your interesting report! I only don't understand why you went to the escort agancy if you had the change to get the girls in the places you went with the red zone guy? Like this you payed at the end much more:

140USD for Raquel.

130USD for Gaby.

140USD for Brittnay.

410 USD for 2. 5 hours Sex.

This is around 4 800 Pesos. For 2 500 Pesos other people fuck 1 girl for full 4 hours. Also that you payed the 130USD for Gaby that was with you for 30Min. Instead of 1 hour shows that your result was not the best.

[JohnnyBolter]

You are correct, it is a well written advertisement for your agencies. It is not to difficult to decipher, and go right ahead and continue to pat yourself on your own shoulder by telling yourself how great a guy you are! LOL. Pretty humorous actually.

What really gave it away is the fact you never mentioned how much you paid for lodging, where you ate, what bars you went to, or anything really of value. Your sole post was about your agencies, which many on here have labled as garbage, and infact, I am not sure if I found one actual positive report on them.

What you did do, is soley promote your red zone tours, and your whor agencies, NOTHING MORE.

Hi BlackHawk,

I can 100% guarantee that I have no former or current association with with the owner of the tour or agency. I am a genuine traveller and have now left PV after two great weeks there. I repeat, he is a good guy and provides a top service. It is a shame there aren't more similar operations elsewhere in the world!

I am amused by your comment that I never reviewed anything else. No, I didn't. Because this is a mongering site. What you refer to is what Trip Adviser and thousands of other cites are for. If you want to know, I stayed on Olas Altas for $100 a night and had a great time at Andales each night.

Lighten up dude. It is mongering. Not world peace.

JB

[JohnnyBolter]

PV review.

I have just completed my first trip to Mexico and Puerto Vallarta.

I kept an eye on this forum for a few months leading up to the visit over Christmas and New Year. It appeared I would be in for a lean time on the mongering front. Yes it was there but you needed knowledge. I stayed in Zona Romantica. The old town. And there's no apparent mongering scene. I feared for the worst.

That said, I saw references to a local cabbie who appears well connected but I didn't use him. Buried in the forum, I did find reference to a "red zone" tour where this guy takes you around for $50. Sounded good to me. I got in contact via email, made the booking for a Sunday night and then anticipated.

So, I get picked up by this ex-pat American and I had one of the most fun nights of my life. He is a thoroughly top guy, is well connected, speaks fluent Spanish and knows the good and the bad. He drives meaning you can have a few drinks along the way. He is very matter of fact about his business, all of the girls in al of the clubs know him and he is a thoroughly interesting to boot.

So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery and I was dropped back. The tour guide then pointed to an escort service he is connected with. Teresting to boot.

So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery. I was a happy customer.

Before you doing anything else in PV, do this:

http://www.redzonetours.com/

You are wasting your time here if your don't.

I then investigated the web site.

http://www.pvescort.com

There was a good selection although many chicas had returned home for Christmas and New Year with their family. If you only speak English, ensure you get a chica who speaks a little English. It is painful otherwise. They range from USD100 to USD140 and they're worth every cent. No uglies, no druggies, no weirdos. What you see is what you get. Over the following week I gave three a go.

http://www.pvescort.com/raquel.html

Tall, mid 20's, sexy, slim, nice tits, real girl next door, awesome cowgirl performance. Will repeat.

http://www.pvescort.com/gaby.html

Bit disappointing although acceptable. Booked for an hour but disappeared after first shot at 30 minute mark.

http://www.pvescort.com/brittany.html

Sensational, chunky, fun and awesome tits. I'd love to go out for drink and dinner and then shag this one. It would be a fun night.

So, I spent USD400 over the course of 2 weeks on 3 chicas. Excellent value compared to some other time and money wasting I have done over the years. None of this wouldn't have happened without the tour.

I know this reads like and advertisement. It is not. It is just a good advice field report from someone who did his research on ISG and then followed through.

JB

[LornPavan]

Thanks very much Blackhawk. I can't see Rogilio's number in your post, and I can't receive private messages as I have a free account. Is there any way you can think of to get me his number, or is there a location I can go to that he frequents? Also, I'm planning on getting ahold of him tomorrow night, I hope no one else is planning on giving him a call. ISG double bookings would be hilarious.

[Kcmale41]

Thanks Blackhawk. I owe you a drink man. If you happen to be PV during the month of January. Let me know. I would be happy to hang with you. My name is Mike.

[Kcmale41]

Hi Everyone,

I will be in PV this weekend and wanted to know if anyone has had any experience with the little girl from PV Playmates Karla? Any info on a recent expoit with a girl that isn't bullshit and isn't ugly? Please post or email me. My email is kcmale41 at yahoo dot com put in the proper format of course. I would greatly appreciate the help! I'll be in PV all of January and looking for a girl that would like to be a girlfriend for a month.

Thanks

[LornPavan]

Thanks very much guys, I really appreciate it. I did read a fair bit of the thread, but missed some of your posts that would've helped me out, apologies for making you re-state some things. I'm here until the 5th and starting to run a bit low on spending cash, especially after a buddy took me to "Collage" for the foam party, lost / had a lot of money stolen there. Avoid it at all costs unless you like boys, or are from jersey shore. Yuck. I was planning on taking my friend to one of the strip clubs (for his first time) just for the real strip club experience, but I'll be looking up Rogilio before I leave. One last thing, obviously we're all sailors in foreign ports here, and wrap our members like fort knox, but has anyone ever had a problem as far as STDs go? And being the holiday season, if you had to say which of the strip joints in town were the best bang for your buck, assuming you didn't want your buck to go towards a fuck, which would it be?

Thanks again for your advice guys!

[The Sex Hunter]

Hey guys,

I've been creeping this page forever and been doing research, but there's a couple of questions I need to ask before I go for it and order an escort down here. I'm visiting Puerto from Canada, am 20 years old, and have never used an escort before in my life. I've read most of this thread and the general feeling I get is that escort services tend to be sketchy. There's a few girls that I've found on the escort sites though, that I would kill to fuck the shit out of. So, as far as escort services in PV go, have you guys ever had ANY success with the following?

http://www.pvescort.com/

Karina, and Brittany are hot as hell.

http://pvplaymates.info/

Nikki and Tiffany caught my eye.

My main worry is that I'll rent a motel room, they'll show up, and be completely NOT as advertised, or have some other mishap occur. What do you guys recommend if I did want to use one of these services? If the girl shows up and is a unfuckable weirdo, should I just pay her cab home, and get out?

Also, I've looked into the "Red Zone Tour", as he as a few listings on his site for the above escort sites, and offers a tour of the lower end strip clubs / brothels / red zone for $50. Something smells fishy though, when I emailed Brittany for more pictures I got a reply from "vallartafun@gmail.com" saying there were no more, but that she was available. Fair enough. When I sent an email to the Red Zone Tour Guy, asking if he had ever met any of the girls, or who he really recommended (via the red zone tours contact us form) , I recieved a reply from [Email address deleted by Admin], the same email address as the person who handled the bookings for one of the escort sites. So, I suppose my second question is,

Have any of you ever gone on The Red Zone tour?

What was it like? Worth it?

Thirdly, if I were to just go to one of the clubs in town (Candy's, Prestige, Taboo, etc.) which would you recommend? I'd preffer to pay a little bit more if I can get a girl that's REALLY attractive. If that means I have to go to one of the more expensive clubs, so be it. I'm willing to spend about $250-$300 to have a really good night, even if that means I just get 3/4 drunk, and have sex for an hour. Thanks very much for your help in advance guys, I appreciate it!

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I used both agancys. Read my reports about them!

If you would have taken a closer look to the PVescort site you would find the answer about the red zone tour!

If you go to a strip club (Candy's, Prestige, Taboo, etc.) with 3 000 Pesos in your pocket you can flop first of all some cover out to get in. Put another 1 500 Pesos for 2 drinks down (1 for you and one for the girl) then you have the pleasure to start to ask her to go to the room. I posted the prices as other did too down here on how much you can flop out again to stick the dick with her away for 20 to 30 min. With the cash in you pocket you have left after your drink with the girl you will quickly realise you need much more for a quick 30 Min. Fuck.

Nexttime read the thread!