Puerto Vallarta

[VanGuy]

Well, it seems like the most popular place for massage is the Basillo Badillo street.

I was going to write a review on Coni Spa, but got quite busy lately and didn't get a chance to do so. Anyway, long story short, I personally don't feel like it's worth the money, both because the girls aren't good looking and their technique is quite dull.

What I can recommend to you is go to either Coni or Kinich (hope I spelled it correctly) in the afternoon if you can (Coni changes shifts at 3 pm and the "better looking girls" come in), choose a girl you like and negotiate the price. Don't be shy to do it, they are used to it and they will quote very high at the beginning. I got a "sexy massage" with the girl naked, and a lot of touching and titty sucking for 1000 pesos.

So, the usual prices are:

FS: 1500 pesos.

He: 700 pesos...

I totally agree with you LeonD.

The prices on Basill Badillo are outrageous for what they offer.

I have had better and cheesier experiences at las Antorchas.

I'll be in PV middle of June again, I am looking forward to finding some diamonds in the rough.

[Yo Vallarta]

I need to say so, she is fabulous in all respects! Great recommendation! I hope she doesn't get too busy, I would like to be able to spend more time with her! She can make your teeth chatter if you have any ha ha!

[LeonD]

Hi guys,

I'm extremely new to this forum and thank the heavens that I found such a wealth of information. My problem is that I only stumbled upon this site. Very recently so I'm strapped for time. I'm going away to Riu Jalisco resort in Nuevo Vallarta in about a week. Unfortunately I haven't done too much travelling. So I thought a resort would be a good way to start. I'm looking for a way to get some massages with happy endings or something even more if possible. I'll be travelling. With my girlfriend so I'm hoping to sneak away for a while. Any suggestions? Any info or input is welcome. I apologize again if I'm asking for too much, however time is a factor.

Well, it seems like the most popular place for massage is the Basillo Badillo street.

I was going to write a review on Coni Spa, but got quite busy lately and didn't get a chance to do so. Anyway, long story short, I personally don't feel like it's worth the money, both because the girls aren't good looking and their technique is quite dull.

What I can recommend to you is go to either Coni or Kinich (hope I spelled it correctly) in the afternoon if you can (Coni changes shifts at 3 pm and the "better looking girls" come in), choose a girl you like and negotiate the price. Don't be shy to do it, they are used to it and they will quote very high at the beginning. I got a "sexy massage" with the girl naked, and a lot of touching and titty sucking for 1000 pesos.

So, the usual prices are:

FS: 1500 pesos.

He: 700 pesos.

Sexy massage (happy ending with the girl naked and maybe touching): 1000 pesos.

Again, only go for it if you find a good looking girl, because their massage technique is lacking, at least the one I tried seriously needed some training.

A simpler and quicker option would be Las Antorchas bar, when there's a Cruise ship in port (you can find the schedule online) there's a few girls to choose from and the going rate is lower than any escort or massage place in town.

Cheers and good luck!

[Old Parr]

Will be arriving again on Friday, but this weekend I am taking sand to the beach per se, as I am bringing a Colombian Princess with me from Santa Marta, Colombia. Still will be partying hard like I normally do, but if anyone wants to meet up for drinks or information let me know.

[GDeffer]

Hi guys,

I'm extremely new to this forum and thank the heavens that I found such a wealth of information. My problem is that I only stumbled upon this site. Very recently so I'm strapped for time. I'm going away to Riu Jalisco resort in Nuevo Vallarta in about a week. Unfortunately I haven't done too much travelling. So I thought a resort would be a good way to start. I'm looking for a way to get some massages with happy endings or something even more if possible. I'll be travelling. With my girlfriend so I'm hoping to sneak away for a while. Any suggestions? Any info or input is welcome. I apologize again if I'm asking for too much, however time is a factor.

[GDeffer]

Hi guys,

I'm extremely new to this forum and thank the heavens that I found such a wealth of information. My problem is that I only stumbled upon this site.

Very recently so I'm strapped for time. I'm going away to Riu Jalisco resort in Nuevo Vallarta in about a week. Unfortunately I haven't done too much travelling.

So I thought a resort would be a good way to start. I'm looking for a way to get some massages with happy endings or something even more if possible. I'll be travelling.

With my girlfriend so I'm hoping to sneak away for a while. Any suggestions? Any info or input is welcome.

I apologize again if I'm asking for too much, however time is a factor.

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[LeonD]

Thanks guys!

Glad to see my report is appreciated.

This forum needs a few active members who keep updating their findings. I am absolutely sure that there must be a few delicious Mexican gems out there, that we have yet to discover.

My aim is to find them and let the community know about them so that everybody wins. We get the fun, they get the good customer "portofolio".

While I enjoy having my naughty fun, I am not happy with participating in the sex trade and all the abuse it implies, so I prefer independent girls despite the effort one has to make to find one. The husky voice girl from my previous post was a grim reminder of how sad and ugly this world can be for them.

Anyway, not trying to preach or anything, just expressing how I feel about it. Plus. I find an independent girl a lot more of a turn on. There must be a few of them quick-witted hot latinas in Vallarta who only work with an exclusive group of customers.

That's what I aim to find eventually, hopefully when I return in June!

In the meantime, I will write another report on my Coni massage experience soon.

Cheers!

[Old Parr]

LeonD,

Very nice report and very happy you found yourself a winner in Jaki! You are also absolutely right regarding the fake pics on Craigslist. My suggestion to you is to go to the Stripclubs that have no cover and have a beverage of your choice, and talk to the girls, and try to arrange yourself a date during the day with them. You might also consider asking Jaki for a recommendation, as she is a honest person. I am not sure what is out your way, so that is why I am suggesting you come into Puerto Vallarta.

Thank you again for your much appreciated report!

[Tony1010]

What a great report! Thank you.

Yes, I have seen good reviews of Jaki, although I have never met her.

My buddy & I are arriving tomorrow (May 13). We're taking the Red Tour in the evening.

Tony.

Hello mongers,

Here's my "infield" report from Vallarta:

Been here (La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, approx 40 min drive north of PV) for 2 weeks now on business, and I've been searching for some adult fun ever since I got here. I am not a fan of strip clubs, plus I am on my own so for safety reasons I didn't check what's on offer. What I did instead was look on the local classified websites, and thoroughly checked profiles and pictures, most of which proved to be fake, stolen or even belonging to internet celebrities. (Thank you Tineye reverse image search! Finally found a girl I was interested in and whose pictures seemed legit, sent her a text, 30 seconds later my phone rings. A cute voice tells me in Spanish that she is free whenever. I say okay, let's meet tonight, I say I'll be picking her up and if she's not the girl I will just leave (I am staying in a residential complex and didn't want to risk having her or her "taxista" make a scene if I refuse to let her in, should she be a different girl from what I asked.). So we agree on the time and the place, I get there after many miscommunication and changes on her part. So I was already kind of pissed, when this sad and tired looking girl with a scary husky voice hops in the car. Before I get a chance to say anything she goes: "I don't want to go to La Cruz, it's too far" I am thinking WTF. So I say obviously annoyed: "You are not the girl I spoke with over the phone".

She goes: "No I'm not" then kept apologizing while I was urging her to get out of the car. So at this point I was afraid of her extremely rugged voice and overall demeanor, she was probably afraid that I was going to abuse her in some way or more likely that her pimp will, cause she kept looking into my eyes begging for forgiveness. I kinda felt bad for her as it really seemed it wasn't her fault but I was to pissed off to care so she stepped out of the car and I left. I should've just gone to a strip club, but I contacted another "chica" on Craigslist but when her response came with the picture I quickly realised that this was all one sex business advertising on numerous websites with fake pictures and they just send whichever girl is available. So I was done for the night.

A week later, I decided to do a proper research about the Vallarta sex scene and so I stumbled across this forum and based on a few good reviews found here I contacted Jaki, a pretty popular MILF (found one of her ads on Craigslist) who apparently used to work for one of the local agencies but now works on her own.

Same agreement, I pick her up, drive her to my place. Etc.

We agreed on four hours, she asked $1500 pesos for the first hour and $1000 pesos for every hour after that.

I met her on time, no miscommunication this time, she looked FAR better than I expected. A genuine MILF, big rack, pretty face, tall, slim, long legs, great ass. I was horny instantly) Couldn't wait to get on top of her.

We get to my place, I ask her to undress and lay on the bed so I can "give her a massage" (I know, sounds strange since she should be the one doing it to me but I wanted to be in control. And explore her. No way was I going to lay there with my eyes closed while she massages me.) 15 minutes later we switch roles and she starts getting all playful and proceeds to give me the best BBBJ I've had in my life. I guess experience matters! No more than 5 minutes later I came in her mouth, she cleaned every single drop, then went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. We then had a drink, went to the pool, where my lust quickly rebuilt watching her sunbathe. Went back to the room, and yes, you guessed, she did it again. That out of this world blowjob of hers. She even put honey on it, and then playfully sucked it off to my absolute delight) Then Continued sucking, fucking then sucking again, riding her in every possible position,. Every time CIM sensually and gracefully received. Can't even remember how many times I came.

All in all a really fun experience, hot body, good manners, chatty (I guess my conversational Spanish helped there), very playful, wonderfully experienced and most important professional. Very likely, I'll contact her again before I leave.

It's only a pity that it's so hard to find serious girls like her in Vallarta. Shouldn't be like that. Having to filter through infinite amounts of fake pictures and fake ads can be quite a turn off. Maybe the strip clubs are always a safe option, given that you are actually able to see the girl beforehand, but even so, I heard they can get quite pricey if not a ripoff in some cases. I might give a few of them a try though as I am getting more comfortable with this place now that I've been here for 3 weeks.

Happy hunting!

[LeonD]

Hello mongers,

Here's my "infield" report from Vallarta:

Been here (La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, approx 40 min drive north of PV) for 2 weeks now on business, and I've been searching for some adult fun ever since I got here. I am not a fan of strip clubs, plus I am on my own so for safety reasons I didn't check what's on offer. What I did instead was look on the local classified websites, and thoroughly checked profiles and pictures, most of which proved to be fake, stolen or even belonging to internet celebrities. (Thank you Tineye reverse image search! Finally found a girl I was interested in and whose pictures seemed legit, sent her a text, 30 seconds later my phone rings. A cute voice tells me in Spanish that she is free whenever. I say okay, let's meet tonight, I say I'll be picking her up and if she's not the girl I will just leave (I am staying in a residential complex and didn't want to risk having her or her "taxista" make a scene if I refuse to let her in, should she be a different girl from what I asked.). So we agree on the time and the place, I get there after many miscommunication and changes on her part. So I was already kind of pissed, when this sad and tired looking girl with a scary husky voice hops in the car. Before I get a chance to say anything she goes: "I don't want to go to La Cruz, it's too far" I am thinking WTF. So I say obviously annoyed: "You are not the girl I spoke with over the phone".

She goes: "No I'm not" then kept apologizing while I was urging her to get out of the car. So at this point I was afraid of her extremely rugged voice and overall demeanor, she was probably afraid that I was going to abuse her in some way or more likely that her pimp will, cause she kept looking into my eyes begging for forgiveness. I kinda felt bad for her as it really seemed it wasn't her fault but I was to pissed off to care so she stepped out of the car and I left. I should've just gone to a strip club, but I contacted another "chica" on Craigslist but when her response came with the picture I quickly realised that this was all one sex business advertising on numerous websites with fake pictures and they just send whichever girl is available. So I was done for the night.

A week later, I decided to do a proper research about the Vallarta sex scene and so I stumbled across this forum and based on a few good reviews found here I contacted Jaki, a pretty popular MILF (found one of her ads on Craigslist) who apparently used to work for one of the local agencies but now works on her own.

Same agreement, I pick her up, drive her to my place. Etc.

We agreed on four hours, she asked $1500 pesos for the first hour and $1000 pesos for every hour after that.

I met her on time, no miscommunication this time, she looked FAR better than I expected. A genuine MILF, big rack, pretty face, tall, slim, long legs, great ass. I was horny instantly) Couldn't wait to get on top of her.

We get to my place, I ask her to undress and lay on the bed so I can "give her a massage" (I know, sounds strange since she should be the one doing it to me but I wanted to be in control. And explore her. No way was I going to lay there with my eyes closed while she massages me.) 15 minutes later we switch roles and she starts getting all playful and proceeds to give me the best BBBJ I've had in my life. I guess experience matters! No more than 5 minutes later I came in her mouth, she cleaned every single drop, then went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. We then had a drink, went to the pool, where my lust quickly rebuilt watching her sunbathe. Went back to the room, and yes, you guessed, she did it again. That out of this world blowjob of hers. She even put honey on it, and then playfully sucked it off to my absolute delight) Then Continued sucking, fucking then sucking again, riding her in every possible position,. Every time CIM sensually and gracefully received. Can't even remember how many times I came.

All in all a really fun experience, hot body, good manners, chatty (I guess my conversational Spanish helped there), very playful, wonderfully experienced and most important professional. Very likely, I'll contact her again before I leave.

It's only a pity that it's so hard to find serious girls like her in Vallarta. Shouldn't be like that. Having to filter through infinite amounts of fake pictures and fake ads can be quite a turn off. Maybe the strip clubs are always a safe option, given that you are actually able to see the girl beforehand, but even so, I heard they can get quite pricey if not a ripoff in some cases. I might give a few of them a try though as I am getting more comfortable with this place now that I've been here for 3 weeks.

Happy hunting!

[Old Parr]

Believe or not, we were going to go in August, but a co-worker of mine said that was the start of rainy season. So we scrambled to find a better date and June 4-7 just happens to be the only time that worked for everyone in the group. The date can't change, but maybe the location can. Any suggestions?

Thanks for the reply!

If you can and want, send me a message in a couple of weeks, and if I am in Puerto Vallarta I will take you on a bar tour which is what I like to do, as I hate staying in one place all night, unless it is at a normal nightclub. I generally go back and forth between Puerto Vallarta and the country of Colombia a couple of times a month so it is a good chance that I will be there the first week of June.

[LemonHead]

First of all why are you coming here in June? It is low season, with temps in the 90's and 100 percent humidity. It is also the start of the rainy season. What I am telling you is if you can change your plans I most certainly would. If you do come, Tapanko seems to the be busiest place at the moment. I also like Mamitas.

Believe or not, we were going to go in August, but a co-worker of mine said that was the start of rainy season. So we scrambled to find a better date and June 4-7 just happens to be the only time that worked for everyone in the group. The date can't change, but maybe the location can. Any suggestions?

Thanks for the reply!

[VanGuy]

First of all why are you coming here in June? It is low season, with temps in the 90's and 100 percent humidity. It is also the start of the rainy season. What I am telling you is if you can change your plans I most certainly would. If you do come, Tapanko seems to the be busiest place at the moment. I also like Mamitas.

I'll be there in mid June.

It is low season and humid but it is still a blast.

More chicks to choose from without all the tourists competing for action.

I had a good time in Tapanko last time I was down. All locals and friendly.

I still find prices way too high in PV for what you get but once in awhile, a gem is discovered.

I have been to most places but I avoid the high end strip clubs. Total ripoff.

[Old Parr]

Hi all,

Appreciate all the recent updates. A group of friends and I are going to be near PV in early June. Are there any places that are better for a group of 5? We will only be there for 3 nights, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Is one of those nights better to go out than the other?

Thanks!

First of all why are you coming here in June? It is low season, with temps in the 90's and 100 percent humidity. It is also the start of the rainy season. What I am telling you is if you can change your plans I most certainly would. If you do come, Tapanko seems to the be busiest place at the moment. I also like Mamitas.

[LemonHead]

Hi all,

Appreciate all the recent updates. A group of friends and I are going to be near PV in early June. Are there any places that are better for a group of 5? We will only be there for 3 nights, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Is one of those nights better to go out than the other?

Thanks!