Puerto Vallarta

[Ocean976]

Tapanko is a favorite of mine. Always a good number of girls. Currently they have open bar (beer only I believe) for $280 pesos. Not a bad deal if you're spending some good time there. Lady drinks were $130 pesos for a glass and $550 pesos for a jar (if I remember correctly). I don't really think the jar uses up more than 4 drinks worth of a girls time, but it might depend on the girl. Going to the room, I was given two different prices on two different nights. On a weeknight I was told $1300 pesos, on a weekend night I was told $1500 pesos. I don't know if some girls can charge more or if the price changes based on the night. Its can be a fun atmosphere there with the dj doing some games / contests on the weekends. Its not a club full of knockouts but there's not really any dogs and always a couple of girls that I'd like to get with.

[Old Parr]

At Mamitas I handed the waiter a 100 peso note for my beer, he returned 10 minutes later saying I have to run a tab. I mentioned it to the guy sitting at the table next to me and he said some clubs are like that. Maybe what he told me was inaccurate and it was just a one time thing, but he seemed pretty sure about it. And as I said before, I've never had a problem running a tab before. I've always been given the itemized bill and it checked out ok, this was the first time I can remember additional things being added.

Harem was just a regular strip club when I was there.

Thank you for the post. I am a regular at Mamitas and have never had that happen to me. I am going to check with others when I go there on tonight. Maybe I will swing by Harem before going to Mamitas to see what it is all about.

[Ocean976]

I am a bar / club regular here, and I find your information totally inaccurate, so please post what places do this, and I will be sure to check them out immediately, and post what I find out. Also because I know so many people who go to almost every major bar, disco / nightclub, strip club, I most certainly would have heard about it.

As far as Harem, goes I have not been there because it was a gay bar as well as strip club for girls. I am not sure if it still has this concept or not.

At Mamitas I handed the waiter a 100 peso note for my beer, he returned 10 minutes later saying I have to run a tab. I mentioned it to the guy sitting at the table next to me and he said some clubs are like that. Maybe what he told me was inaccurate and it was just a one time thing, but he seemed pretty sure about it. And as I said before, I've never had a problem running a tab before. I've always been given the itemized bill and it checked out ok, this was the first time I can remember additional things being added.

Harem was just a regular strip club when I was there.

[Old Parr]

The only problem with wanting to pay as you go is some places won't let you pay as you go. If you do, then you need to have exact change on you or let them keep the change. Some clubs are now refusing to give change except at the total bill.

I am a bar / club regular here, and I find your information totally inaccurate, so please post what places do this, and I will be sure to check them out immediately, and post what I find out. Also because I know so many people who go to almost every major bar, disco / nightclub, strip club, I most certainly would have heard about it.

As far as Harem, goes I have not been there because it was a gay bar as well as strip club for girls. I am not sure if it still has this concept or not.

[Ocean976]

Many people have advised against running a tab in a bar in mexico, now you know why.

Yeah, I knew why but not every club does this. The only problem with wanting to pay as you go is some places won't let you pay as you go. If you do, then you need to have exact change on you or let them keep the change. Some clubs are now refusing to give change except at the total bill.

[Bbond]

Harem club pads the bill. Adds extra lady drinks on your tab that you never ordered, includes tip in the price but put their thumb over it so you don't see it. I only caught it because I took the bill out of his hand and looked at it. I didn't cause a fuss because there's not much I can do, I doubt they'll admit their mistake / scam. I just paid the bill leaving only the change for a tip (like 30 pesos). Waiter seemed pissed but I just walked straight out, never to return.

Many people have advised against running a tab in a bar in mexico, now you know why.

[Ocean976]

Harem club pads the bill. Adds extra lady drinks on your tab that you never ordered, includes tip in the price but put their thumb over it so you don't see it. I only caught it because I took the bill out of his hand and looked at it. I didn't cause a fuss because there's not much I can do, I doubt they'll admit their mistake / scam. I just paid the bill leaving only the change for a tip (like 30 pesos). Waiter seemed pissed but I just walked straight out, never to return.

[Scubatoo]

We are all getting some good intel from all of you guys that are reporting. Thanks for taking time to fill us in. I hope everyone who benefits from this intel, but do not report, will start doing so. It makes our time in PV so much more productive.

[Walk Softly]

Sorry, If you are referring to my report, I meant $400-500 pesos in the zona. I seem to have had a problem with zeros. Less than $45 US for me in the zona.

Ah, that makes more sense!

Cheers!

WS

[George03]

$4-5000 pesos in the zona?

The really hot ones on CL are mostly asking $3000. Some as low as $1500 (pesos) in the off season.

I think the lady I saw at Las Antorchas when I was last there in December (High season) cost me $1500 including the extra for BBBJ.

Ought to be cheaper this time of year without lots of dumb gringos around willing to pay the same price as at home. (Or more!

Cheers! WS.

Sorry, If you are referring to my report, I meant $400-500 pesos in the zona. I seem to have had a problem with zeros. Less than $45 US for me in the zona.

[Walk Softly]

$4-5000 pesos in the zona?

The really hot ones on CL are mostly asking $3000. Some as low as $1500 (pesos) in the off season.

I think the lady I saw at Las Antorchas when I was last there in December (High season) cost me $1500 including the extra for BBBJ.

Ought to be cheaper this time of year without lots of dumb gringos around willing to pay the same price as at home. (Or more!

Cheers! WS.

[George03]

Did you mean $100 pesos?

If its the two I'm thinking of then I think the T one is Tapanko. That's actually a favorite place of mine. Friendly and helpful staff. I forget the name of the one across the parking lot, its a little run down but I had fun there one night. If we're talking about the same area then next to club that's not Tapanko used to be a working girl bar. I never went in it but have read about it.

I think all the motels / rooms attached to these clubs are basically run down. The only exceptions would be the really high end strip clubs.

I did go to Guatemala street and Boliva one day, there were a few girls but nothing that interested me.

Yes, that is the name, Tapanko. Or at least close. Next door is a hotel. Across the street is the other club, a little run down, but nice girls. The rooms were shit. And yes, the cab ride was $100 pesos, not 1000.

[Ocean976]

I took a cab to the Zona Roja near the bull ring, $1000 pesos from the romantic zone. Don't pay more!

Did you mean $100 pesos?

There appear to be two clubs there. I can't remember the names, the nicer one starts with a T. I walked in the first night, but most girls were busy. I went to the other, not quite as nice, but had a MILF type walk up that was nicely shaped. Her name was Gladys. Went to the back, $4000 pesos. CBJ, CFS, multiple positions, good value (more on the rooms later).

If its the two I'm thinking of then I think the T one is Tapanko. That's actually a favorite place of mine. Friendly and helpful staff. I forget the name of the one across the parking lot, its a little run down but I had fun there one night. If we're talking about the same area then next to club that's not Tapanko used to be a working girl bar. I never went in it but have read about it.

Anyway, the rooms are like screwing in a garbage dump. While it appears that the girls at this place made every effort to be clean, I am not sure that I would go back to this club, unless it was to take a girl to the hotel. It didn't appear that there was running water, the girls all had buckets of water in the rooms. I didn't get to check out the other club, but the hotel next door appeared to be much nicer, but don't know how this operates.

I think all the motels / rooms attached to these clubs are basically run down. The only exceptions would be the really high end strip clubs.

I did go to Guatemala street and Boliva one day, there were a few girls but nothing that interested me.

[George03]

i already posted some info about lotus spa across from army wings. i went back and had another therapist. cuter than the first. i don't remember the name, but she was thin. she gave a great massage, slow and sensual strokes. unlike the first girl, she avoided the boys. too bad, because she would have really had me worked up. at the end, i asked if more was available. she said happy ending was. the first one offered fs. again, she quoted $700 pesos for hj. when i left, there was a tall stunner in the waiting area. too bad i was leaving or i would have checked her out right away.

i went to another place across the street, and great massage, two different therapist, but no happy ending. $350 pesos for massage. other places $250, no he .

i went to privilege one night about $25 us to get in. this included a drink and a lap dance, which basically consisted of a girl sitting in my lap, but my hands freely explored. i was just checking this out, but was quoted about $190 us for fs for 20 minutes. all the girls that i could see here were smoking hot. this was a strip club, it appeared rooms were upstairs. i was given a card when i left for free admission, drinks, and a dance. i was thinking about returing, but didn't make it.

i stayed in the romantic zone area. i only saw one working girl on the streets in the week i was there. average looks, but i was in the mood. she agreed to $400 pesos for fs. we went to what look like someones residence with a room. even though we discussed full service, she started bbbj, it was very good so i finished this way. she said should would do greek, but i never saw here again.

i took a cab to the zona roja near the bull ring, $1000 pesos from the romantic zone. don't pay more! there appear to be two clubs there. i can't remember the names, the nicer one starts with a t. i walked in the first night, but most girls were busy. i went to the other, not quite as nice, but had a milf type walk up that was nicely shaped. her name was gladys. went to the back, $4000 pesos. cbj, cfs, multiple positions, good value (more on the rooms later).

i went back to the zona the next night, wanting to go to the nicer club, but it had rained heavy previously so they were temporarily closed. i went back to see gladys, but she wasn't around. a cute spinner walked up, ended up in the back for $4000. i little evidence of child birth, but nice petite body, great ass, multiple positions. she gave me her phone number, i was going to call her to come to my hotel, but lost the number. i walked through the nice club again, it had reopened, there were some nice looking girls there, this place much nicer than the other place. there is a third club in the zona that appeared to be closed.

i understood, maybe through reviews, or talking to the girls, that the zona was always open. so i went during the day. the nice club had the doors locked. there was a lady at the food stand, i asked her if the other club was open, she said no. i asked if any girls where around, and she said only one. i ask to see the girl. she came to the front after a few minutes. she was a little plump, but since i had paid for the cab to get there, i went to the back. once unclothed, she actually looked cuter in an average sort of way, than i thought. she was plump, but curvy and not fat. firm skin, a couple of tats, and long, curly, permed hair. it was hot and humid, and we went at it in multiple positions for over 30 minutes. she was tight and enjoyed the sex. $5000 pesos.

anyway, the rooms are like screwing in a garbage dump. while it appears that the girls at this place made every effort to be clean, i am not sure that i would go back to this club, unless it was to take a girl to the hotel. it didn't appear that there was running water, the girls all had buckets of water in the rooms. i didn't get to check out the other club, but the hotel next door appeared to be much nicer, but don't know how this operates.

i did go to guatemala street and boliva one day, there were a few girls but nothing that interested me.

i did not go on this trip primarily to monger. it is a great place for vacation. good food, cheap massage, but a little harder to find talent. i am sure if you are a regular visitor, you have have more info. if the rooms hadn't been a dump, the other club would be consider a bargain.

[George03]

Went to the place is across from Wings Army, had Santa, great massage but she shorted me 15 minutes. She left the room without flipping me on my back and never returned. When I went to pay I told her she shorted me and left without letting me know she was done, she said "oh, sorry". There was a little cutie that looked at me like she knew what I wanted and she said "you come back amigo and I will give you very good massage", and she smiled.

I returned the next day and just as I walked in the little cutie was walking to the back with a customer, the reception gal said un momento, and came back with Santa, I said I'll return later and left.

I then went to Damely on A Serdain, got a great massage and HJ. 600 pesos total, had to negotiate a little to get her on board, but she gave a really good HJ.

Returned to Damely 3/16, she greeted me with a smile, and said welcome back, you want same today? Of course I said yes, and it was even better. I'll be back.

Third massage today in PV. The first with HJ. The place across from wings is called Lotus Spa (or something with Lotus in the name). A very good massage and no covering the privates or avoiding a brush of the boys. Massage only $250, with HJ $700 pesos, remove clothes and touch, $2000 for FS. Could understand the name, similar to Luz. Cute, will go back but not cute enough at that price for FS. May try to find Damely.