Puerto Vallarta

[BJohnson2004]

What Hotel were you at and able to get a Girl in? How did you do it, just walk fast like you both are staying there or did you have to check in at counter?

Ideas?

I had the good fortune of having a different hotel than my colleagues so I had indies on the brain during my last trip to PV. The first on my list began hedging on the time so I cancelled and went to #2, Nicol. She is the girl in the photos and answered WA immediately, a good sign. The delays of typing through the translator then copying to WA made her a bit anxious I think. She wanted a photo of my hotel room and my key, standard stuff really, but seemed confused about m/

[PineTree]

I had the good fortune of having a different hotel than my colleagues so I had indies on the brain during my last trip to PV. The first on my list began hedging on the time so I cancelled and went to #2, Nicol. She is the girl in the photos and answered WA immediately, a good sign. The delays of typing through the translator then copying to WA made her a bit anxious I think. She wanted a photo of my hotel room and my key, standard stuff really, but seemed confused about my intentions. After I told her I was using a translator I think she calmed down but she was really worried about getting scammed. After all of that she arrived within an hour and I met her at the hotel entrance really happy that she was the girl as advertized. Just as I had asked she didn't wear hooker chic clothing so I looked like so many other of the sugar daddies wandering around this resort hotel, except masked and hatted making the walk of shame so much easier.

In the room Nicol was just fine. She kissed well and realized that I needed to get things worked up, so she wasn't rushing me. While not aggressively sensual she was sweet and accomodating. Her BBJ could be better but she seems happy to cuddle both before and after. I'm sure she could take a pounding but I couldn't give on that particular evening. I would definitely repeat but you know I'm in this for the variety, so only if my first one or two choices flake on me.

She paid for her own cab and didn't ask for more money to pay for it. Since she arrived so soon I think she's close to the marina. She asked for 1300 pesos but I gave her 1500 and didn't ask for change. Well worth it I think.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/soy-nicol-una-hermosa-chica-muy-complaciente-y-dispuesta-a-cumplir-tu-fantasias/21999946/

[BJohnson2004]

Note: some places closed on Sunday, so could not check.

By Far the Best place is Vallarta Message at the Marina, cost some Uber wise to get there but by far worth in, large selection even in middle of day.

Like others have said Luna is by far the best if you large Large Tits, non in the area are better, but she does have some stomach which is very normal for.

Super large all natural tits. Best Massage also and charges the typical area rates as report here.

2nd best choice is KONI Spa more in Town, but limited selections so ask. Other locations were closed when I checked Sunday and again Monday.

NOTE: you do not get the full menu at ANY of the places until you are in the room, if you don't like the price or girl leave or ask for an other girl they will help you and are nice about it.

Some notes are from past posts and mine so I compile them.

1. Vallarta Massage.

Ancla 30, Marina Vallarta, 48335 Puerto Vallarta, Jal, Mexico.

Crolina- Small TIT DS short 5' 1".

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, thick waist.

"L". Cute face, tiny and stout, somewhat shy. All touching encouraged. Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

"see" there is super cute. Great spinner body. Perky tits. Very good massage skills. I would see her again.

Codes: before Hand Job. C6 Full Service and on up.

https://vallarta-massage.business.site

2. Serenity (closed to marina water).

Bad Selection when I stopped by out side, so did not even go in.

Mástil, Marina Vallarta, 48450 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Also owned by CONI Spa around Corner by water.

"why" at Serenity. Full Service She is also 21, petite nice tits $75 he no Cloth $125 EveryT touching encouraged.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/categ...0957716630215/

Do not go to.

4. Venus Spa (3 doors down from Vallarta Massage) -NO. Normal HJ only.

Kinich Spa 2, NO Av Paseo de la Marina. Unknown whether extra services are available.

Marina salon and Spa- NO Normal.

5. Coni Spa. With letter see. (don't confuse one with a K).

Closed at time.

Av México 1360 Altos, 5 de Diciembre, 48350 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

• 2nd Floor according to Web site Jan 2022.

• http://coni-spa-massage.negocio.site/.

• https://www.facebook.com/pages/Coni-Spa/305064623032041.

• Half block north Señor Frogs Souvenir store.

• Gets the best reports of spas on this street. Court Yard out in of Theater next to Wings Army.

• Elizabeth over weight by best erotic massage ever.

• Massage 400 pesos, HJ 900 pesos, sexy (topless with touching) 1200 to 1500 pesos, CBJ 1800 pesos, FS 2500 pesos. Their best looking girls start after 3 pm.

Probably walked by it 3 times while I was here. Coni Spa (despite what I wrote before) is indeed at Basilio Badillo 330 in the Zona Romántica. However, it is on the wrong side of the street, next to 329 and the other odd numbered addresses. There is also a 330 on the "right" side of the street which is where I assumed it would be but that isn't it. Also, unlike almost all the other businesses on this street it is set back and you won't see the sign unless you turn your head.

6. Do not go.

One next to CONI did not get name.

Its a normal massage, they menu out front sheet even says so, not specials in back.

7. CONI2 now called something else down hallway in side.

Was closed at time.

2nd location down street 4 blocks from Coni #1 Full Service.

JQ89+M9 Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico.

Av. Mexico 1128. Just north of Malecon.

8. No name Massage -.

I checked no sign or any thing closed.

New Name might be Ninja Massage by Cecilla Callejo?

One block behind Señor Frogs Souvenir store.

9. Lotus Spa.

Did not check this one.

North of the Isla Caule Rivers more Alta Vista Zone way south of Hotel Zone but north of romanic.

Google:

Morelos 172, Centro, 48300,48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Also owned by CONI Spa.

Person starting with V was good.

Carla.

Shasha.

By the Rio Hotel. Got baited by a college-aged gal, in her late 40's.

https://www.facebook.com/lotus.spa.puertovallarta

10. Serenity.

This was closed at time of check.

On Basilli Badillo. Near by- 2021 report.

Google:

Basilio Badillo 329, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

Here was a woman in her late 30's who seemed to be managing the place. A girl of around 20 offered to show me inside, She was about a 6, but seemed to be the only other one available at the moment. Although she spoke no English, and I understand little Spanish, she seemed very forthright about services and prices. $1 K for massage w / he. $1,500 for sin ropa (clothes off), or $2,500 for FS. I opted for the he, and she took (most) of her clothes off, and started a mediocre massage. Nice small butt, and decent breasts. Touching seemed to be encouraged. (Note: The walls are pretty thin here. There was an American who came into the room next door, shortly after my massage started, that was very loud and distracting.).

11.317 Basilio Badillo Spa.

Closed at time.

Creida, 20's, small BS, 5'0". Showered together after $2500 pesos.

Centro zone.

Google:

Basilio Badillo 317, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

12. KONI spa 319 Basilio Badillo Spa.

OPEN, Best Looking one there but super super small Tits if you like that.

Two Girls at door but more in back so ask, then you go up stairs real nice rooms.

Helina A Cup 20's. 8 or 9.

Basilio Badillo 320, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal. , Mexico.

13. The Best Massage.

Girls did not look sexy one was large, could be a normal massage so did not go in.

Please copy and paste and update my report as you find edits so its always current.

PRICES- for most places.

$30 to get you in door for normal massage.

$50 happy ending with all clothes on.

Then it goes up from here.

$115 no Clothes full touch Covered BJ.

$150 Everything Sex BJ no Clothes full touch.

Prices may vary.

Compared to High end Escort in PV for Everything at your hotel is also about $150 to $200 for high end one hour.

In Pesos everything is quoted at 2500 pesos but if you pay in dollars they will up charge you at least 5% and.

Call it a tax or conversion feed so bring Pesos only if you want to save maybe $5 to $10.

I did not care to deal with ATM machines so did USD.

[PineTree]

Just a heads up as I will be there in a little over a week. The state of Jalisco has bumped up their defense against the surge of new Covid cases. They are requiring a vaccine certificate or negative test within the prior 48 hours for entrance to bars, clubs and other mass gatherings. Could be worse and could get worse. The state of Nayarit just North of PV is currently more aggressive.

Bummer. I was just there and will be back in a few days.

With a name like Masajes Lolita I thought I had found fertile ground. Nope. The (fat, old) lady says her name is Lolita and she offers a massage in her apartment near the Walmart. Not only that even if you wanted something at all erotic from you won't get it. Straight massage and not good enough to rationalize the cab ride to see her. The legit places around the marina are more convenient and better skilled.

Speaking of the Marina, I went back there after striking out with Lolita. There is a place amongst the shops that will do full service for 3000 pesos if you're interested. If you are standing with the boats to your back and looking at the small lighthouse with the pharmacy in it, it's in the first building to your right.

[RocksWithSalt]

Just a heads up as I will be there in a little over a week. The state of Jalisco has bumped up their defense against the surge of new Covid cases. They are requiring a vaccine certificate or negative test within the prior 48 hours for entrance to bars, clubs and other mass gatherings. Could be worse and could get worse. The state of Nayarit just North of PV is currently more aggressive.

[The Tanuki]

Oh my god!

Sounds like Japan to me. I remember having a really long lay over in Narita one time and taking the train down to Akiabara. I read somewhere that there were some massage places around there so a roamed the streets a bit but didn't find any.

Fun little adventure but I bet the prices would have been crazy.

G.

Pre-COVID, a 90 minute massage with he was usually around 8000 to 10,000 yen, so less than $100 US. Or you could go to the BJ bars and get a hummer for 3000 yen at opening time. I miss being over there in Tokyo a lot.

TT.

[PineTree]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

I've seen Luna and Carolina but I don't know if they are still there. The description is correct. In the marina there a number massage places. As you stand with the boats at your back, the ones to the left offer some decent options but you will pay for full service just what you would at Vallarta Massage at the place farthest to the left. The ones to the right look more legit but I've only been to one on a side street that is totally legit. I haven't taken a cab to the south yet.

[Woorace]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

I'm headed down there on a cruise the 1st week of February, so I am looking for some updated information on the massage / escort / strip club scene. I guess we dock not too far from the airport, and will have to take a cab. Looking forward to finding something good to fill part of my day.

Thanks in advance for any current info! Will provide a report on the back-end.

[BJohnson2004]

I'm heading to the Vallarta Massage in a few days.

Any good Tips or girls anyone would suggest. Prefer all Natural and older.

My Notes from search all posts are so far.

Crolina- Small tits DS short 5' 1"" young.

Luna. Big Tit, Tall Full Figure nicest Tits ever, Thick waist Showered with.

Patrica 2017 review fake tits 25 but real good.

[RocksWithSalt]

Oh my god! Sounds like Japan to me.

Nope, the northern VA suburbs of Wash DC. The going rate for the table shower and massage is $80. Then they won't get your engine running for less than $60 tip, so net $140.

[Gregyyr]

It is all relative, in my home base a Table shower, massage and hand job from a 60 year old Asian woman starts at around $140. You want to see and feel the goodies even more. And there is plenty of competition, I can get to a dozen Happy ending massage parlors in 10 minutes from my house.

Oh my god!

Sounds like Japan to me. I remember having a really long lay over in Narita one time and taking the train down to Akiabara. I read somewhere that there were some massage places around there so a roamed the streets a bit but didn't find any.

Fun little adventure but I bet the prices would have been crazy.

G.

[RocksWithSalt]

even a hand job was crazy prices. Like $80

It is all relative, in my home base a Table shower, massage and hand job from a 60 year old Asian woman starts at around $140. You want to see and feel the goodies even more. And there is plenty of competition, I can get to a dozen Happy ending massage parlors in 10 minutes from my house.

[Gregyyr]

Was in PV recently and while I didn't have a lot of time to research mongering options I had heard there are some massage paces on the east end of Basillio Badillo in the romantic zone that may have a bit of fun.

I did stop by a couple of them and the one on the north side of the street (sorry I don't recall the name), before she quoted prices she took me upstairs to the "fucking room." There she explained it was well over $100 for fucking and even a hand job was crazy prices. Like $80 . (sorry been a few weeks so the specific details evade me).

Also next to the Hotel Rio Malecon there was a massage place where this overweight lady quoted me well over $100. At her size she would have had to pay me for sex.

I didn't make it to the north part of PV where I heard there was a brothel and other street girls options perhaps. Maybe on a next trip I can explore this.

PV is a great place to vacation. But hooker prices where I was, was a bit crazy.

G.

[GoneFishin]

Sorry guys, my contact in PV is no longer available. Her request.

GF.

[PVMonger]

It seemed to me similar to what you will find in the Cancun area. At 3000 pesos or more for an hour of quality service with an escort. Which is double what I find for an hour of comparable service in Guadalajara. With major discount for multiple hour date, GDL is my preferred mongering destination. Alex girls are usually 2000 for two hours with BBBJ. You must have added a few extra services.

GF.

You can't compare "resort cities" with large metro areas. The cost-of-living is far higher in Vallarta, Cancun, Acapulco, etcetera than Guadalajara. Plus, the resort cities cater to tourists who have, by definition, more money.