Puerto Vallarta

[FarmerBoy45]

Stayed there two nights. Is definitely GF. The rooms were clean but basic. Nice pool, free continental breakfast. No fridge in room and the Wi-Fi was not good.

[Sol12]

Strip Club.

This experience was weird. On my last night in PV, I was pretty drained already and didn't want to have sex anymore, but wanted to check local strip clubs. So I went to Tapanko (that is considered red zone) - three clubs on the same plaza with hourly motel, I came there at around 10, and it was a ghost town, a couple of dozen ladies, matching number of bouncers, and no guests, girls were not dancing. Bouncer told me usually dancing starts at 11, most action after 12. I went for a little walk and came back at 11. There was one lady dancing and some people started showing up.

The way it works is completely different comparing to US.

First, bouncers do not like when you throw money at ladies, I threw few dollar bills to a girl on a stage, and she didn't pick them, later one of the bouncers came and picked my money. It looks like they want all the cash flow to go through the bouncers.

Again when you walk in, they are extremely nice, because otherwise I would go to another club on the same plaza. Girls just barely move on the stage, there is no show really, I'm from Oregon, strip is a huge show here. I sat there for few minutes, ordered a beer. The moment I ordered a drink, one bouncer went to a group of ladies, took one and brought to me. She was the hottest lady in the house. Columbian lady 8-9 points. Really hot, and she was crazy in a good way. I didn't know what to expect and what the boundaries are, but she helped me, allowing to touch anything I want..

I think this just boils down to you being a foreigner and expecting Mexico to be the same as the US. On top of that without speaking the language and I'm not sure if those in the club spoke English and if they did it might of been just basic stuff.

I haven't been to this place but in general it sounds like many clubs in Mexico. Most Mexican guys don't tip dancers, they watch the girls and if interested they invite them for a drink.

The drink prices vary, my guess is the first price he told you was for a small bottle and since you said it was to much he told you the price for just a glass. Also the guys you referred to as "bouncers" are just the waiters and managers in the club.

The price to go with the girl is split between the club and the girl that's why you don't pay the girl and it's all just added to your bill when you pay at the end. Now some clubs have a reputation for inflating the bill at the end so you do need to be on guard sometimes so your not taken advantage of. They hope your busy drinking and having fun with the ladies and don't keep track of how many drinks you have bought. Seems that this place was very honest and maybe that's what upset the waiter because you still didn't trust him.

When you asked for the check and you paid the money to the girl because you didn't want it going in the waiters hands was very disrespectful IMO, you have to remember you are in Mexico and to adjust to the customs of how they do things. You wouldn't go to a restaurant and walk back to the chef to pay your bill so you shouldn't have gave the money to the girl. She gets a voucher that she can redeem for the amount of the drink and another one for the time with you in the room. Some clubs pay daily some pay weekly.

So I'm sure after just giving money to the girl they were done with you so throwing more money at the girls dancing was just icing on the cake for them to be happy to have you leave.

I suggest next time maybe sit and watch how others act and do the same, or go to the places in Mexico that are more Americanized like Tijuana.

[Metourist]

My sex travel report to Puerto Vallarta:

I went to PV for the first time.

I researched different web resources. I was surprised how little information was available, had to go through forums, including this forum. Hopefully this report can help to people who are planning for a first trip, set the right expectations to avoid frustration by fantasizing too much reading unrealistic guides.

I was only for a short trip of few days, so I didn't explore all the options.

First thing to know for people who travel for the first time, PV is a capital of gay community in Americas, which I did not know about at all. The whole Zona Romantica is a gay area.

This was one part where my expectations crashed, I was fantasizing a line of hot ladies in the bar wanting to have sex with me. I got a hotel in central area next to romantica and first night went into local bars for some sweet pussy, and was really surprised about crowds of gay people and gay events in the local bars. I asked a taxi driver what it is a good place for straight people night life, and he said this would NOT be in zona romantica, the whole zone is a gay zone, I have to go to bars closer to hotel zone for that.

I can't say much about night life, it starts late, people start gathering closer to midnight, I did see some ladies in bars, most of them were in friend groups or couples.

One thing to consider is hooking a local tourists from Mexico, there is plenty of single ladies traveling to PV, who are very open to communication. On a third day I had a success with a single recently divorced lady from Mexico who came to PV, I met them (two female friends) on a tour though, not in a bar, invited for a dinner and she didn't mind to go to my room after a couple of drinks.

So don't hesitate approaching local tourists, they will instantly cue you if have a chance or not.

Street hookers.

I did find the white door brothel (https://maps.app.goo.gl/BwGy9JSixm9HghpG7), and there is plenty of hookers on the street. Some of them I would not hire, they look like drug users, but some younger ladies are very appealing I would definitely spend time with. You wouldn't miss them, they are usually on corners of nearby blocks and by the white door, they start gathering at around 5 pm, I saw more ladies dropping around that time.

However the area is very shady. I walked through that street twice, at night time 9 pm and evening time 5 pm, before the sunset it looks okay in terms of potential danger, there is plenty of people on the street. The area did not feel safe to me at night though, I dropped this idea since I was in alert mode and probably wouldn't be able to relax with adrenalin pumping. I engaged into a conversation with one lady, she offered a BJ for 600 pesos or 1200 pesos for FS. I thought of inviting one of the hot ones to my hotel, but preferred safety over bargain.

Call in.

Instead of street hookers I tried mx. mileroticos.com resource. Booking was extremely easy, I checked few ads, they all were with the same phone number (end with 5532), I guessed this is an agency.

I sent a whatsap message, explained my lady preferences, and asked to send a nice lady. A person on the other end pretended to be an independent lady, which was a lie, but I went along with this, ordered a lady at 9 pm. Service costs 2000 pesos. She got to hotel and texted me, I got outside and walked her into the room. She was a gorgeous lady 6-7 points. Smooth skin, round butt, not fat on the belly, nice tits, really amazing, just like I asked. She did not speak english at all, google translate helped. She took a shower and jumped into my bed. Immediately started doing CBJ, and then laid on her back inviting for the rest of the menu. She wasn't very performing, just laying, limiting my movements to reduce sensation. I did few poses with her, when was done, she immediately dressed and excused herself out. She definitely was not open for MSOG or spending full hour with me as promised in the ads.

I'd say try this option, it is definitely a cat in a bag, you don't know what you get, but very convenient, definitely tell the agent what your preferences are.

Massage.

I wanted to try experience of massage in PV. Right next to my hotel there were two massage places (Morelos street close to the bridge between romantic and central zones on the central side), at the doors there were pretty ladies, I chatted with one of them, they invited me in, and showed alternative menu, they are very direct, listing directly verbally what is included and price. One place wanted 3000 pesos, the other 2700. I went to the cheaper one, offered 2500 and she agreed. This lady was amazing. She had a little extra on her belly, but was still hot, with nice breast and amazing butt. She did a little of massaging, gradually taking cloth off, then flipped me, CBJ, Russian and CFS in multiple poses. She acted really well, moaning, movements, gagging, dirty talks. After I was done, she went to a shower and offered to go with her, I joined, enjoyed a view of her being in the shower, I tipped her well. The whole session probably took around 40 minutes.

If you see a massage place nearby, don't hesitate approaching them and asking if full service is offered.

Strip Club.

This experience was weird. On my last night in PV, I was pretty drained already and didn't want to have sex anymore, but wanted to check local strip clubs. So I went to Tapanko (that is considered red zone) - three clubs on the same plaza with hourly motel, I came there at around 10, and it was a ghost town, a couple of dozen ladies, matching number of bouncers, and no guests, girls were not dancing. Bouncer told me usually dancing starts at 11, most action after 12. I went for a little walk and came back at 11. There was one lady dancing and some people started showing up.

The way it works is completely different comparing to US.

First, bouncers do not like when you throw money at ladies, I threw few dollar bills to a girl on a stage, and she didn't pick them, later one of the bouncers came and picked my money. It looks like they want all the cash flow to go through the bouncers.

Again when you walk in, they are extremely nice, because otherwise I would go to another club on the same plaza. Girls just barely move on the stage, there is no show really, I'm from Oregon, strip is a huge show here. I sat there for few minutes, ordered a beer. The moment I ordered a drink, one bouncer went to a group of ladies, took one and brought to me. She was the hottest lady in the house. Columbian lady 8-9 points. Really hot, and she was crazy in a good way. I didn't know what to expect and what the boundaries are, but she helped me, allowing to touch anything I want. A bouncer came and said I need to buy a drink for the lady, 640 pesos, I said that's too expensive, I can buy a dance from her instead, the bouncer lowered price to 320 for the drink, I agreed. Immediately the lady started doing quite a show on me, I was pleasantly surprised, I was shoving dollar bills into anything I could shove in on her cloth, she turned me on instantly, when she felt my boner, she offered full service, bouncer came and said it would be 2500 pesos for 30 minutes, at the time I already was thinking with my lower head, and agreed with pleasure. The bouncer tried to raise the price and sell 1 hour of her time for 400 dollars, I refused politely and agreed only to 30 minutes. We walked upstairs into a little room, a couple of couches, not super convenient. What can I say, this was the best hooker sex I had so far, she was so hot and performed so well, deep throat, amazing oral (covered), then invited me for the rest, and moved like a really horny GF.

When I was done, it was quite already late, past midnight. I walked out, a guy with a mop waiting for me outside asked for tips to clean the room after me, gave him 5 $. I head downstairs and asked the bouncer for a check. I'm not sure why, he was somewhat pissed off active rude, maybe he expected more money from me. Before heading out I approached the stage and threw a couple of dollars on a stage where some lady was dancing. He immediately flagged to another bouncer to kick me out, I was on my way out anyway, but that was really rude, although I had a nice friendly chat on the way out with another security guy.

I did not decode the secret rules of strip clubs.

My guess is: don't pay directly to ladies, that makes bouncers mad, since they don't get the cut.

I also spoke with taxi driver, strip clubs are just brothels, people don't come for a strip show, they walk in, pick a lady and go get laid either in the club or hourly hotel on the street. He said, they work even during the day, from 2 to 4 they have a happy hour, where everything is cheaper, that's when locals visit.

Do not go to fancy hotel zone strip clubs, those are too expensive and as reported in this forum scammy, get an uber to the roja zone Sahara / Tapanko, or there are some other ones in the same area that are a little cheaper.

I'm assuming the expectation is you just walk in, pick a girl, buy her a drink, and go have sex with her and be done.

The fact that it was all based on verbal agreement with bouncers was a little fishy, they didn't ask for money upfront, they said I would pay later for the drinks and sex, it was very fishy, I was afraid they would scam me for a larger bill, but they chose not to, I ended up with 220 $ bill and all the money I shoved into the lady, I tipped her well as well in the secret room, so she would get the money directly.

I would say the rules are weird, bouncers are pushy, but the ladies are hot.

Anyhow, my learning from my trip, don't stay in romatic zone, most visitors are locals (from Mexico), you won't see crowds of horny tourists for a hook up, hookup is definitely possible, requires an effort though and perhaps some night clubs. As far as hookers goes, prepare for a price of 150-200 for a decent encounter, sex tourism in PV is not cheap, but you get to see really nice ladies.

[FarmerBoy45]

Took a stroll down Guatamala street last night. A chunky gal approached me. 800 plus 120 for room. It was short and sweet. Just what the doctor ordered.

On another note, finally found the number of the agency I used for a few years who always provided nice chicas and good service. I sent la jeffa a message asking if she was.

Still in business because I hadn't seen her adds listed on Mileroticos recently. She said she now only serves "VIP and return customers". Not sure I believe her. I'm guessing she.

Got squeezed by a strong organization of some sort that encouraged her not to post on Mileroticos anymore. I told her I don't feel comfortable bringing a chica back to my.

Current location and asked if she could suggest a hotel. Told her I don't like Motel Blu. She suggested City Express Plus, located across the street from Puerto Magico, as being.

Guest friendly. She sent a few photos of good looking chicas. Still debating if I'll get a second room.

[QUOTE=Apprenticed;2908590]Mexican price for a street walker in the 5 Deciembre is 500 or 600, in the Colonial maybe 700 max. But the price for a gringo can be 1500 to 3000. Same service, just different price.

I've met a 23 yo from CDMX over there, really sweet girl, treated me like a boyfriend, and for several months she provided me an amazing service with lots of intimacy, sometimes we would stay 1 h30 for the price of 30 minutes which is only 600 pesos. Since February she's back to CDMX and after that didn't came back. My best chance is to look for some other young girl working as "mesera" in Pitillal in those Sports Bar where you pay them a drink in order to have them join you and seat at your table. I'll see if I can convince them to go to a motel. Don't know what else to do because there is a huge gap in the sex market in PV in terms of high prices for bad service. Mileroticos is not great in PV neither in CDMX. You have no idea who is going to show up. And they make wait a lot of time for the girls so that is not so easy to just send them back. The girls are also afraid of you (because the don't know you) soo they leave their phones on a ongoing phone call with their pimp during the time they are having sex with you.V.[/QUOTE

[Apprenticed]

I don't have anything in-particular on my radar. I don't have another trip booked. If I do start planning another trip, I will start researching then. I am leaning towards "seeking arrangements" if I come back. Do you have a recommendation?

As far as I know there is no such thing as a brothel inn PV.

[Apprenticed]

I wouldn't pay more than 2,500 for an outcall experience in PV. Sure, mileroticos can be hit and miss. If I was a newbie in PV and only had a few days.
I'the probably stick with the massage places if budget is an issue.

Mexican price for a street walker in the 5 Deciembre is 500 or 600, in the Colonial maybe 700 max. But the price for a gringo can be 1500 to 3000. Same service, just different price.

I've met a 23 yo from CDMX over there, really sweet girl, treated me like a boyfriend, and for several months she provided me an amazing service with lots of intimacy, sometimes we would stay 1 h30 for the price of 30 minutes which is only 600 pesos. Since February she's back to CDMX and after that didn't came back. My best chance is to look for some other young girl working as "mesera" in Pitillal in those Sports Bar where you pay them a drink in order to have them join you and seat at your table. I'll see if I can convince them to go to a motel. Don't know what else to do because there is a huge gap in the sex market in PV in terms of high prices for bad service. Mileroticos is not great in PV neither in CDMX. You have no idea who is going to show up. And they make wait a lot of time for the girls so that is not so easy to just send them back. The girls are also afraid of you (because the don't know you) soo they leave their phones on a ongoing phone call with their pimp during the time they are having sex with you. Usually they are very cold and distant which makes absolutely no sense for a Latina.

I don't know what to say about the rip off that is the sex market in PV.

[Vendelo]

How are their prices?

I recommend you contact and request info.

[FarmerBoy45]

How are their prices?

Have never used the services. Inquired directly with the agency in November 2021. Was given a selection of 8 chicas, each with slightly different prices per hour.

On the low end, the prices were 3,500 - 4,000 pesos per hour. For my taste and preferences, much better values exist on Mileroticos.

But I'm guessing PV Playmates gives those who can afford it, a more secure and dependable service.

I once had a go-to agency reguarly listed on Mileroticos in PV, but I haven't seen their phone number listed in a while.

I wouldn't pay more than 2,500 for an outcall experience in PV. Sure, mileroticos can be hit and miss. If I was a newbie in PV and only had a few days.

I'the probably stick with the massage places if budget is an issue.

[Leroy1969]

What brothel are you thinking about?

I don't have anything in-particular on my radar. I don't have another trip booked. If I do start planning another trip, I will start researching then. I am leaning towards "seeking arrangements" if I come back. Do you have a recommendation?

[Apprenticed]

I used PV Playmates a few times.
The agency provides a very high level of customer service.
P.S. Don't bother requesting her contact.

How are their prices?

[Apprenticed]

I will try the brothel scene.

What brothel are you thinking about?

[Leroy1969]

You in town for a bit? I'll be down on Wednesday if you are interested in a WingMan for the stripclub / brothel scene.

I am back home now. Even if I was not, I would not be interested in a wing man.

[LR123]

You in town for a bit? I'll be down on Wednesday if you are interested in a WingMan for the stripclub / brothel scene.

I am in my 40's, and have traveled a bit. I have a preference for ladies in their late 20's to mid 30's. I have had some brothel experience in Berlin, Cologne, and Amsterdam. I prefer an independent, GFE, escort type experience. I have had 2 great escort experiences in Prague, and too many to count at home, in Seattle.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...1/?list=pxi74x#.

I had a trip planned to PV, and I picked Amber. We had some communication before I got to town, and I felt comfortable that I was not going to be scammed, or robbed. I scheduled a 2 hour meeting. Under the list of services was GFE. I love to kiss, and a blow job feels like nothing if I have a condom on. Of course, I wrap up before intercorse.

Amber was 15 minutes late to our meeting, as expected. The lady that showed up at my door was beautiful! Amber does not show her face in her pictures. What a pleasant surprise. She was gorgeous. We made small talk, and did not have much in common. Soon, we were naked. I asked for consent before I started kissing her. This is when she told me she did not french kiss. After a few smooches, I could feel that this was not something she enjoyed, and I moved on to her tits. She stroked my dick for a while, and I asked about a BJ. She communicated that I would need a condom for that. I told her I respected boundaries, and preferred an HJ to a covered BJ. We did cow girl, doggy, and I finished in missionary. She pretended to get off in doggy, and I am 78% sure it was real.

After round one, we made more small talk. Not feeling a connection, I asked her to stroke my wang more. Soon, we were getting it on in doggy. This is when she turned on the dirty talk, and she was actually pretty good at it. Most ladies are not.

I had staged 2 condoms for our meeting. After round 2 I decided I enjoyed Amber the most while fooling around, and asked for more HJ. She said OK, but this was going to be the last round. I told her no problem, and I just wanted a handy. She gave a good one, with her tits in my face, and some good encouragement.

After my 3 round, I felt like I got all I needed. About 90 minutes had passed since she showed up. I could feel Amber was ready to depart. So, I got dressed. We hugged it out, and she left.

I had an amazing time, and am really glad I got to experience Amber. I enjoyed getting to chat with a local, even if we did not have much in common. I probably won't book with her again. She was definitely not a GFE. She was definitely beautiful, friendly, and charming. If what I described sounds like a good time. Amber will not disappoint. She was very pleasant to be with, and very beautiful. I have never had a sex worker make me cum 3 x, and did not know I had it in me. The next time I come to PV I will try seeking arrangements, or PV playmates. I will also communicate my expectations better. If I am solo, with time to kill. I will try the brothel scene.

[SurfDog123]

Wow. Those prices are high. Obviously bc PV is a tourist destination. For the amt I get 3 HR FS in my hotel in Guadalajara / Mexico City. And the girls are 9+ between 18 & 25.

Where do you find them in GDL / CDMX?

[Leroy1969]

I am in my 40's, and have traveled a bit. I have a preference for ladies in their late 20's to mid 30's. I have had some brothel experience in Berlin, Cologne, and Amsterdam. I prefer an independent, GFE, escort type experience. I have had 2 great escort experiences in Prague, and too many to count at home, in Seattle.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...1/?list=pxi74x#.

I had a trip planned to PV, and I picked Amber. We had some communication before I got to town, and I felt comfortable that I was not going to be scammed, or robbed. I scheduled a 2 hour meeting. Under the list of services was GFE. I love to kiss, and a blow job feels like nothing if I have a condom on. Of course, I wrap up before intercorse.

Amber was 15 minutes late to our meeting, as expected. The lady that showed up at my door was beautiful! Amber does not show her face in her pictures. What a pleasant surprise. She was gorgeous. We made small talk, and did not have much in common. Soon, we were naked. I asked for consent before I started kissing her. This is when she told me she did not french kiss. After a few smooches, I could feel that this was not something she enjoyed, and I moved on to her tits. She stroked my dick for a while, and I asked about a BJ. She communicated that I would need a condom for that. I told her I respected boundaries, and preferred an HJ to a covered BJ. We did cow girl, doggy, and I finished in missionary. She pretended to get off in doggy, and I am 78% sure it was real.

After round one, we made more small talk. Not feeling a connection, I asked her to stroke my wang more. Soon, we were getting it on in doggy. This is when she turned on the dirty talk, and she was actually pretty good at it. Most ladies are not.

I had staged 2 condoms for our meeting. After round 2 I decided I enjoyed Amber the most while fooling around, and asked for more HJ. She said OK, but this was going to be the last round. I told her no problem, and I just wanted a handy. She gave a good one, with her tits in my face, and some good encouragement.

After my 3 round, I felt like I got all I needed. About 90 minutes had passed since she showed up. I could feel Amber was ready to depart. So, I got dressed. We hugged it out, and she left.

I had an amazing time, and am really glad I got to experience Amber. I enjoyed getting to chat with a local, even if we did not have much in common. I probably won't book with her again. She was definitely not a GFE. She was definitely beautiful, friendly, and charming. If what I described sounds like a good time. Amber will not disappoint. She was very pleasant to be with, and very beautiful. I have never had a sex worker make me cum 3 x, and did not know I had it in me. The next time I come to PV I will try seeking arrangements, or PV playmates. I will also communicate my expectations better. If I am solo, with time to kill. I will try the brothel scene.