Puerto Vallarta

[Vitrea]

If you were going to be in Puerto Vallarta why didn't you send me a message? I would have met you so we could do some partying together.

Dude, to use your line: "I brought sand to the beach". Last minute trip with cousins etc...My partying has been hit or miss, not knowing what I am going to do may be till 30 minutes before.

[Vitrea]

Nice report on massage place by pemex I did not know the name was venus. I am sure the girl that gave me BBBJ was myra so if you had a girl with name starting "n" then maybe there are two girls there giving BBBJ.

I also know the girl Jazmin you spoke of. Her english is so good and she is always sitting outside the door or just inside of it. She knows what HE is and I even asked her point blank if she will do them or knows where I can get that special massage and she says no and she doesn't know where. She said they can't do it there or they will be fired. I think she would maybe do it though anyways if you knew her well enough and maybe offered a nice propina (tip). The name of her place is equilibrium massage. You should try to make an appt with her at 8pm right before they close and tell her you don't want another customer in at the same time she told me they can do this. They share girls except for jazmin I think from another massage place on basillo badillo that is also legit only. They usually have cute girls at both places too bad they won't give HE.

Good info about Equilibrium.

Just to clarify, the place across from Penmex on Calle Honduras is Nirvana and not Venus. The name is on the sign off of the main Avenida side entrance to the strip mall.

[Vitrea]

Hi Skiathos and Black Hawk!

Great to hear that you would be ready to go back to Nirvana Massage. If it´s ok with you I would join you. I got the brochure with the tel. number of the place so I can reserve 2 massage chicks for us that will save us waiting time coz the place seems very busy! If anybody else is interested just fire me a PM and I blow the number through!

Thanks Black Hawk to see things as Skiathos and me with tipping some cash to people who need it but don´t ask for it or expect it.

Skiathos, when you got your membership renewed just PM me!

Happy hunting to all of you!!!

TSH, thank you for the PM with numbers. I did not end up using them. I just went there. Myra was there with a bright smile. She is probably in her early twenties, friendly face with "blonde" hair. She is a bit over weight with stuff spilling over her tight jeans. Not my type. i asked if I have any other options. She called for Nola or Nettie (she said it too fast for me to understand). This girl was drenched in sweat, leaner morena with a very thick waist. Definitely not my type.

I hate to come across as rude so I asked if either one of them spoke english knowing that they don't. I used that as an excuse and I passed.

[SmallWorld21]

Nice report on massage place by pemex I did not know the name was venus. I am sure the girl that gave me BBBJ was myra so if you had a girl with name starting "n" then maybe there are two girls there giving BBBJ.

I also know the girl Jazmin you spoke of. Her english is so good and she is always sitting outside the door or just inside of it. She knows what HE is and I even asked her point blank if she will do them or knows where I can get that special massage and she says no and she doesn't know where. She said they can't do it there or they will be fired. I think she would maybe do it though anyways if you knew her well enough and maybe offered a nice propina (tip). The name of her place is equilibrium massage. You should try to make an appt with her at 8pm right before they close and tell her you don't want another customer in at the same time she told me they can do this. They share girls except for jazmin I think from another massage place on basillo badillo that is also legit only. They usually have cute girls at both places too bad they won't give HE.

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Skiathos and Black Hawk!

Great to hear that you would be ready to go back to Nirvana Massage. If it´s ok with you I would join you. I got the brochure with the tel. number of the place so I can reserve 2 massage chicks for us that will save us waiting time coz the place seems very busy! If anybody else is interested just fire me a PM and I blow the number through!

Thanks Black Hawk to see things as Skiathos and me with tipping some cash to people who need it but don´t ask for it or expect it.

Skiathos, when you got your membership renewed just PM me!

Happy hunting to all of you!!!

[Skiathos]

tsh,

i'm glad you had a good experience at that place. i didn't know the name of the place was nirvana and that was the same girl as i had! did you see any other chicas there? i might have to make the trek up again and have another go!

if there is anyone looking for a great regular massage i found one in old town on sat. i have been there twice now. it is one block closer to the rio cuale than damely, on the bottom floor. i might be mistaken, but i think it used to be a branch office for vallarta cigar factory. it is a little cave of a place, but the girls who work there are all good looking. i have seen 3 different ones and had massages from 2. they have a very small front room area that borders the sidewalk and then an iron door which leads into the massage room. the room is fairly small, and there are 2 beds in it, separated with hanging sheets. it is so dark in there when they close the door, though, that you can't see anything. in fact, the first time i was there, i didn't even know anyone else was in there until i finished and was getting ready to leave i heard the guy on the table next to me getting dressed. i got their relaxing massage, which is only 300 pesos, and both times it has been the best massage i have ever had in pv.

the first time, they used a huge towel on me, uncovering/covering me as they worked on different areas. after the flip i thought i might have a chance at some action, but the weight of the towel kept making me lose my erection. their style of massage is very flowing and it put me in almost a trance like zone. i don't know how to describe it, but i felt like i was walking on air when i left.

the second time, this afternoon, i was walking by and one of the girls, i think her name is jazmin (from the business card) called out to me asking if i wanted to get a massage. i had talked to her after my last one (because she speaks perfect english) about when they were open. i told her i would be back in 30 min because i needed a beer and i had to go to the restroom. its not very fun getting a massage when you have one on deck.

i came back in 30 minutes and she was down the street talking to some taxi guys at the corner by damely. she saw me and met me at the door. this time i had the place to myself and the curtains were pulled back. she walked me in and said, "you know the drill, get undressed and onto the table. i'll be back in a couple minutes. " i stood there for about 10 seconds after she left and said what the hell. i got naked and laid on the table without the huge towel over me. i figured it was a good test to see if she would work on me undraped. she came back in, paused, left for about 30 second and returned with a very small handtowel. i have a fairly large body and this towel only covered most of my butt and hung down to the middle of my thighs. she started the massage and i'm pretty sure she had to wake me up to have me flip over. before the flip, she spread the large towel over me and it stayed there during face up part of the massage. i was hard immediately and it was pretty obvious. she came pretty close to my member several times, even brushing it while working on my right leg. they do a lot of neck work at this place and by the time she leaned down and whispered "finished" i was so totally relaxed that i neglected to ask for anything else!

i will definitely be hitting this place again. even though i haven't gotten a happy ending or anything else it is well worth the, what, $30 including tip?

i also got a line on some non-pro chicks that i am going to try tomorrow night. i will post some more on that after.

-skiathos

ps. tsh. i have to renew my membership. it seems that i let it expire! that's why the pm's haven't been going through. i will do that tomorrow.

[The Sex Hunter]

Gentleman, here is the report:

I just got back from the place. The Name of the place is Nirvana Massage. I got there around 2:45 PM today but the place was full so I had to wait around 30min. After walking around abit I returned and was waiting for a girl that could give me a massage. After about 5min. waitingtime a nice girl entered the place and ask me if I wanted a massage. I said yes and she said follow me please. I had luck to get the last bed in the room. As Skiathos already said the beds are just separeted by bed sheets and you can hear what is going on in the next bed. After I entered the same happend as Skiathos already reported. After the girl got in the room I ask for her name. Her name is Nereida. After looking at her I knew that I got the same girl as Skiathos had so I was very happy to get the pumpgun sucked before shooting! After the massage she ask me if I wanted a HE so I said yes. Then she took off the towel and started to play around with my mate. I ask her to kiss the dude and she just give him a kiss by making a very short contact with one of the lips. Then she played a bit more around and got finaly the shotgun to fire. After that she gave me a towel and told me that the massage is over. We then went to the front and I gave her 500 Pesos. She was also not sure if she could take it or nedded to give me change back. I was so impressed because she did not even ask me for a tip with the HJ so I told her to keep it, write me out her name and make me the bill for the massage. She was then lost completely and told me the massage is 200 Pesos. After giving her the 200 Pesos for the massage she was writing on the brochure of the place her name. After that I give her a kiss on her cheek and told her good bye.
I know you all will hate me for giving her 500 Pesos but the only reason I did it was that she did not ask me even ones for money! That impressed me a lot. I also know the time I give her the cash Skiathos reported the same so I know she is not only doing this for cash. Also that she was not sure if she can take the 500 Pesitos like this impressed me so much that I just had to say to her "keep it".

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Skiathos

Nice to read that you are back in town. I will visit today this place in calle Honduras. I will also report on my time there!

Skiathos, I tried to send you a PM but it tells me that you have deactiveted you PMs. Can I contact you with PM please or can you send me a PM so I can answer you?

Thanks,
TSH

[Vitrea]

Rosy Palm is better looking than those girls "V", and these guys are paying them good money. That is the crazy part. Yes the blond is so so, and Millie you cannot really see, but I have heard nothing but bad things about her. As far as the rest, I would rather arrange a date with Rosy. At least I do not have to look at a worn out body, or an ugly face. No offense towards the guys that do these girls, but I am keeping it real.

On another note "V", I am off for an extended stay in Colombia on July 22nd, so if you are in the country get in touch!

Hey buddy,

I am jealous of your trip to Colombia. I can't go there anytime soon. Have fun.

BTW, are you back in CTG/St Marta or going to MDE?

[Vitrea]

I debated posting this report because I wasn't the one who actually partook of this girls services, but I was there when she arrived and I did see a video of the entire thing and I wanted to warn everyone about her.

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Skiathos

Dude, These are good posts. You are a good writer too. For our sake, you should post more often.

Gracias

[Skiathos]

I debated posting this report because I wasn't the one who actually partook of this girls services, but I was there when she arrived and I did see a video of the entire thing and I wanted to warn everyone about her.

A buddy of mine called up a girl calling herself Tessa from craigslist. I warned him about using an american chick in mexico, but he wanted to get a chick with big tits and thats what her photo showed. I think he was drunk. But anyway.

He called her about 1030pm on Saturday and was giving her directions when he handed me the phone to tell her how to get to our place because I am more familiar with the town, roads, landmarks, etc. I thought she was kinda bitchy on the phone because she corrected me twice about how I pronounced a street name and then she asked if my friend would pay her cab fare, of 50 to 100 pesos. He said sure. I asked her where she was coming from and she said she was in downtown, but the price depended on how much the taxi driver liked her. A load of bs.

She arrived about 30 minutes late and she was nothing like the picture in her ad. She wouldn't stop talking about all the things that she had done, how many clients she had, etc. She had those super flat pancake tits look like deflated balloons. She had black stuff on her teeth and she hadn't shaved her pussy in about a week because it was rough with stubble. My friend finally got her to shut up long enough to get his dick in her mouth and she blew him for the better part of an hour. During that time, she got up 3 times to use the bathroom and talked to him about herself whenever her mouth wasn't full. Stuff like she was 4 months pregnant, hadn't had a client in a week because she lost her cell phone, she has a kid, but doesn't know where it is, that she had to take off her glasses because they were her mothers because she doesn't make enough money to buy her own, she is married but he lives in guadalajara. She has a boyfriend who has a 13 inch cock. She charges extra for anal. Stuff that you just don't want to hear when a chick is giving you a blowjob. She has sores on her lip, but they had burst yet, so it was ok. What a horrible thing to say to a client!

My friend ended up paying her for 2 hours because thats how long it took for him to pop one off. He said he had to close his eyes and think about another chick because everytime he looked down at her he was repulsed and started to lose his erection. She also charged him for the 15 minutes extra that she was here. The total for the 2 hrs 15 min was 2500 pesos. She lives up by the 2 tunnels, so her cab ride would only cost around 40 pesos too.

All in all a night to forget, erased her from memory.

This is why we all go to other countries to enjoy the local talent and not some american train wreck. My friend is just hoping he doesn't get any diseases from her.

Just a warning for everyone.

Skiathos

[Skiathos]

Hi All,

I finally made it up to the massage place everyone has been talking about on Honduras yesterday. I was kinda worried when I walked up because there was a couple sitting at a table right outside the door, but when I poked my head into the massage place there was a girl with a cute face inside. She looked to be around 20 or 21, maybe, and about 5ft tall. She had a really cute girl next door face (She reminded me of a girl I know from morrocco) Her body wasn't all the perfect. Her ass and legs were ok, but she had a little gut on her. Overall, one of the better looking massage girls at an actual massage parlor that I have seen in PV. I asked for a massage and she said it was 300 pesos for an hour. I said ok. She led me back to a table. Note, I don't know what it is about the massage places down here, but most of them separate the tables with a bunch of sheets, not the most private method.

I stripped down and got on the table, choosing a washcloth sized towel instead of the large one under a towel wrapped up like a swan. She came in a few minutes later and started out by doing the pressure point thing, one hand down by your waist, another up on the opposite shoulder. AFter that, she left for a minute or 2 and I was kinda left hanging. When she came back, she started giving me the worst massage I have ever had. Note, I ended up going to another massage place in old town later just to get the kinks out! When she got to my legs I spread them wide and lifted my ass so she could get at the boys. She kind of paused and then walked up to the front of the table and tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to turn over. I did, and when she made to put the towel over me, I dropped it on the floor. She didn't bat an eyelash, so I knew we were good to go. She started rubbing my legs and I started to get hard. I didn't know if we were alone in the place, so I made eyes at her and then at my schlong and she started giving me a handjob. She leaned down and said something about a big tip and I nodded. She didn't quote a price. After a couple of minutes, I pointed to my mouth and to her and she nodded and went down on me. It wasn't the best blow job I've ever gotten at a massage parlor, but it wasn't too bad. I got her to take off her top and played with her nipples. She had small, pointy tits, but nice large nipples. I should have had her leave her top on, because when she took off her shirt, she had a stomach that made her look pregnant, but it was too soft for that. Also, she was wearing a padded bra that made her tits look pretty good with a shirt on. It kind of turned me off, but since she was sucking my dick I tried to ignore it. She didn't swallow when I was done, which was annoying because down here they don't have those nice hot towels the asian places always give you to clean up with.

When I went to pay, I gave her 500 pesos and she asked if I wanted change. I kind of looked at her weird and had this look on her face like "are you sure you don't want any change? " It was weird. Anyway, I started to leave and she was bent over putting the money in her purse when I turned back to ask her name. Before I could ask her name, she opened her purse to give me change and pulled out a 100 peso note. I asked her name, which started with an N, but the rest I can't remember. I waved off her 100 pesos, thanked her and left.

I was walking down the street towards the malecon a few minutes later and pulled out my cell phone to call my buddy and see where he wanted to meet up for dinner and noticed that only about 40 minutes had passed since I got out of the cab at Honduras! It sure was a bad massage and I didn't even get the full time, but it was a pretty good deal for a BJ at a massage parlor.

[Vitrea]

I would have to be pretty wasted to fuck any of those girls! They are fricking ugly!

You are very funny my friend. I agree for the most part. There is one in there that is definitely doable. Rest are Fugly :-)

[The Sex Hunter]

How old are the girls in this place more or less?

[SmallWorld21]

Pv fan, I believe her name is Myra instead of Myrna but indeed your experience was just like mine. I never expected BBBJCIM but she did it and it was very soft and wet. If you want it hard and fast you will be dissapointed. You are also correct that her looks is below average yet attitude is A+ although the place seems a bit unkept and towels not the cleanest but fair place to clean the pipes. However, the last time I saw Myra I felt grossed out after the service just because her looks are so bad and it was total walk of shame as I left.