Puerto Vallarta

[UrbanWildlife]

I arrived in Puerto Vallarta a few hours ago and went from the airport to checkout the scene at Las Antorches because I am really in the mood to party. There were 3 girls working, and for the first time that I have been in the place I found someone attractive I wanted to fuck. Her name was Patricia. She is 24 and I had a few beers with my taxi driver friend who picked me up at the airport, Rogelio, and then I proceeded to take Patricia back to the rooms in the building several hundred feet from the actual bar. I gave her 500 pesos, and 120 pesos for the room. I really had fun with her. For those that are nipple lovers, she has those very long ones which is a real turn on to me. She told me she has been working there for 2 months. The other two girls who were there were FAT AND UGLY with one of them weighing over 200 pounds.

I would suggest anyone going to Las Antorches checkout Patricia. Tonight I am on my tour of bars with Rogelio and I know it is going to be not a good time but a great one!. I stopped by the restaurant called El Torito and met the hostess in the door way who is possibly the most beautiful chica I have ever scene in Puerto Vallarta. Her beauty alone is worth checking out. Her name is Ruby. I plan on going back there later to see if I can somehow talk my way into seeing her at some point this weekend. The problem is the waiters there all know me and are all cock blockers!
Anyone around who wants to join in my party send me a p.m.

[Pelodiscus]

I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.

I didn't know it takes 24 hours to upgrade membership. Unfortunately will be leaving in the morning. Was looking forward to possibly hanging out with Urban Wildlife since he knows the lay of the land so well. I ran into a taxi driver (Leo) last night going to Las Carmalitas restaurant. I wish my friends had told me it was going to be so remote. It has a really nice view, I guess locals take chicas there to make out/fuck. Be prepared to pay a 100 peso deposit to the parking guys if you ever go. Anyways, Leo says he knows of a SP from one of the higher end bars that works days. He told me to call after 3pm. He speaks fluent english and is really cool, I'm calling him here shortly. I will post his phone number later if he's cool with it. Debating on whether or not to just go to El y Ella later tonight instead. I need to hit the bank and get a few things from the OXXO store. Will log on a little bit later.

[Exthalmus]

I am confirmed and booked at Hotel Elosia with their largest suite. Friday and Saturday night will be one Hell of a Party. I do have a back up room booked at a nearby hotel in case we get kicked out lol.

We can use my Suite for the Party. I know Urban Wildlife and his cool driver/guide Rohlio should be there, but we would like to get a few more people to come have fun with the local chicas of PVR with us.

Please email or post here if you are trying/planning on coming.

Exthalmus

[UrbanWildlife]

Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

Exthalmus

If this interests you I suggest you book now! You can book a flight/hotel package really cheap right now using www.expedia.com for that weekend. I am hoping to be there to help create the party with Exthalmus, arriving on Friday, March 27th, but I am having trouble booking a flight that has reasonable flying times. I hope many will try to make it, as we can call it the "Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring party 2009! Exthalmus will be arriving on Thursday, March 26th, according to his p.m

I will also be in Puerto Vallata, as I noted in an earlier post this Friday through Sunday, and will be checking out the Hotel Eloisa first hand. Then it will be off to Colombia the following weekend. I posted some pics of my last couple of visits in the Colombia photo gallery for those that are interested.

[Exthalmus]

Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

Exthalmus

[Bifford]

Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.

I agree with your points. I went there last evening and had a forgettable experience with Dora, the only slender one in the place. 26 years old, hard-looking face and a loud talkative personality, but reasonable English and interesting person to talk to (ask her about being locked up in the U.S. for trafficking). Unfortunately her stomach appeared to be sewn up inwards, which was a big visual turnoff. $400 (pesos) for FS + $20 for beer + $120 for room. The maid also expected a tip.

Before running over to this place, take stock of what you can tolerate in your quest for cheap pussy. Here are some things that turned me off: lots of second-hand smoke, dirty tablecloths, cracked cement floor, smelly men's room, small selection of beer, VERY LOUD jukebox music, unattractive overweight women, unlit dog-filled trash-filled walkway back to the hotel, very plain bedroom.

Other than the daytime availability mentioned by Mexico Larry, I find little incentive to return to Las Antorchas.

[Mexico Larry]

Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.

[John Dough]

what is the Maelcon?

http://www.puertovallarta.net/intera...bcam/index.php
The Puerto Vallarta Mexico WebCam on the roof of Hotel Rosita now roves around town automatically, at times it points at the beach in front of the famous Puerto Vallarta Malecón (called "boardwalk" by many, but it has no boards :-)), the main seaside strollway in town.

[Three Holes]

This is from December when I met up with Exthalmus and he has posted some detail, I’ll try not to double up.

The reason for the delay is I also went to Cuba (see my report there in Havana) then got stuck on family holiday.

I will endorse that it is worth while using Rogelio the taxi driver/guide he was a big help and got the prices down a little in Stravaganza.

We had 2 nights in the Zona, didn’t do much but drink and check it out first night but on the 2nd night took a girl to the gross rooms next door, 800 pesos for ½ hour. Can’t remember her name but she was hot willing little thing. There weren’t many good lookers there to choose from.

Missed out on one I would have liked who was outside in the carpark on her day off. She kept saying "you want fuck me? " and flashing an awesome looking camel toe.

We also visited Prestige, apparently the most expensive place in town. Paid 150 pesos door charge, can’t remember the drink prices, girls drinks extra, 10 minute over supervised lap dance 700 pesos and a 1 hour FS 3200 pesos. Ouch, decided not to pay that, had a couple drinks and left. They had some good looking girls though, definitely a few notches up from Zona.

I also had a night at Hysteria, again better looking girls than Zona. Door charge also 150 but the waiters and the guy organising girls were a big hustle.

Got a seat and a girl shoved next to me before I even got a drink. Said no to the first girl, a Russian, she just hustled too much, but next one they sent over was just right, very pretty Hispanic with a body to drool over, Alexa was her name I think. Decided to take her to a room next door for 2500 pesos 1 hour, too much I know but I was hooked. I paid the organiser and paid my bill of 720 and waited and waited for my change from 1000 peso bill. It didn’t come before Alexa and I got hustled out by the organiser.

We got shown into an even tackier room than the one at Zona and got hustled again for a tip by the organiser, smallest I had was 200 pesos.

The room had no hot water so the showers we had before and after were cold plus we had only 1 towel between the 2 of us.

While Alexa was willing enough and her CBJ was deliciously sloppy, plus she had a nice tight pussy, the whole experience wasn’t that stimulating.

Rosita Hotel started putting wrist bands on all guests too after Exthalmus had a few exciting words with the receptionist. It was a fun few days though.

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[Mexico Larry]

Hola,

The rooms were up stairs at the club. They are 3.5 star hotel room quality. Some of the girls live in the rooms. There is a maid service between customers so the rooms are fresh and very clean. On my way back to the action in the club I met the maid so I tipped her 10 pesos, she was very happy about that.

I will be here for one more week and plan of checking out the clubs in la Zona tonight and Friday then some of the massage services advertized in the local paper Meridiano. Several places are running specials for 500 to 800 pesos for one hour of out call service. Any intel on these would be greatly appreciated.

Looking for love in all the right places.

Mexico Larry

[Section11]

Hey Mex Larry,

Thanks for the info. Did you take the girls to a room at the club or to a hotel? Some reports have implied the rooms at the lower end clubs are pretty bad.

Thanks

[UrbanWildlife]

I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.

[Don Tonto]

Hi Mexico Larry,
Although I don't specifically know the two ladies you mentioned, I completely agree with all your other comments.

Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.

[Mexico Larry]

Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.

[Mexico Larry]

I went to the zone last night and ended up at El Y Ella. Had a blast, spent time with two lovely ladies.

Karen is early twenties and has a beautiful bright smile. She has amazing nipples that respond to sucking, her pussy is tight and very tasty.

Her attitude and service make her a must see if you are in PV.

The second girl is Lola, a striking tall beautiful woman with long hair. She also has very responsive nipples and is great in the sack.

For a full evening of great fun including cabs and drinks and two women I only spent 300 pesos.