Puerto Vallarta

[UrbanWildlife]

Saturday night Rogilio, another friend of mine, and myself, started out the night at a place that is now called Calypso, which is the former bar Clandestanos (not sure of the spelling of it) but it is located on Honduras street a couple doors off from the beach. Beer is only 15 pesos, and the bartender and waitress are super beautiful!. We were met later on by 2 new members from the board who got in touch with me and who were from Boston. This is a decent place, and I hope anyone who goes to Puerto Vallarta will go and checkout the place, since it is a new place they will need all the business they can get, as tourism is way down in Puerto Vallarta, and tourism drives there whole economy.

From there we went on a bar tour of Mexican cantinas which was alot of fun. I was able to meet some really fun waitresses, get some phone numbers for future use e.c.t. Eventually, as is always the case when I am out partying, we made it out to Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. Like friday night, there were some quality girls available in both places, especially in Stravaganza. We all ended up getting girls in both of these places, costing us 500 pesos in Las Alazenas and I believe it was 120 pesos for the room. We ended up making arrangements for 5 girls from Stravaganza to join us at Motel Dunas at 4am. We paid 1500 pesos to each of the girls, with one of the girls being a hostess in the bar, and then we tipped the guy in charge of the girls, who I know quite well 750 pesos for letting the girls leave earlier than closing. The girls were exceptionally beautiful and alot of fun. While in Stavagana we ordered buckets of beer and I bought a bottle of tequila called Traditional, which is my favorite tequila. We partied in Stravagaza for quite awhile with the girls enjoying shots of tequila with us. For a group of people this is the way to go, as it is much cheaper in the long run. One thing I do want to mention to you all about the waiter we had in Stravaganza. He tried to keep bringing drinks for the girls without us ordering them. He tried to do this on several occasions, and I had to tell him I did not order them and was not paying for them. Keep this in mind if you go to this place.

With the girls set up for later, we went out to El y Ellas and Conojitos, which was also alot of fun. I think Stravaganza had more quality girls than either of these places. As was the case in Stravaganza we got a table, ordered buckets of beer, and had some girls join us. We ended up leaving Conojitos at approximately 3am to go back to Stravaganza for the girls. At 4 o'clock we then left to go to the sex motel Dunas. Previous to leaving for Dunas, I went and bought some beer and a bottle of rum from my friend who is the manager in Las Alazenas. We get to Dunas, pay for the room, and then fill up the jacuzzi, turn on the porn channels on the television, and the rest is history. It was an orgy type of party that turned out to be one of the best times I have had in a very long time! It was one of those times where the chemistry was just perfect. We ended up leaving Dunas at 10 in the morning.

I do have some pics to post, but I am not sure I want to after what just happened to me with the pics I posted on the Colombia photo gallery thread.
Some guy actually printed my pics off of that thread, and then walked into the place the girls work at with the pics in his hand, asking for the girls by name, which he got from my post. One of the girls as you might expect was very upset with me for posting the pics on the internet, and not only did it cost me my friendship with her, but it has caused me big problems with several of the other girls who also work in the place.

Here is the address to the hotel I stayed at and recommended in my below post. Hotel San Carlos, it is on the street called Constituion #210, which is approximately one block to the Rizal supermarket. Here is the telephone number and email contact information. Dialing from the U.S you would dial 011-52-322-222-5484 or 011-52-322-222-6230. henry6008pv@yahoo.com.mx or es.geocities.com/henry6008pv./SANCARLOS.htm

I am off to Colombia this week, and then I will be in leaving on February 11th for a 4 week stay in Thailand. I am hoping to make it back to Puerto Vallarta on March 27th, if I can find some decent flight times.

I hope the new guys I showed around this weekend will post about there experiences!

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[UrbanWildlife]

Pelodiscus called me and joined my taxi driver friend, Rogilio, and I for a night of fun. I hope he posts a report. It was his first time really venturing out in Puerto Vallarta and I think I gave him an experience to remember. We hit several cantinas such as Mar y Tierra, then went out to Las Alazenas, Conojitos, and then I hooked us up with a group of girls to go to Motel Dunas for a sexfest, arriving back to my hotel at 11 this morning. Everywhere we went last night had some quality girls I was able to befriend, including the waitresses in the cantinas. I do not want to post to much as it will be nice to read a post by a newbee, (Pelodiscus) and read about his thoughts and experiences.

Tonight I will be back on my same tour which also should also be a good time, since again I will have a couple of guys who are new to Puerto Vallarta to show around. One of them told me he spent $600.00 dollars partying last night in a stripclub called Aqua, and his experience was not that great. He told me a ladies drink alone in there was $25.00 dollars!!!!!!! (270 pesos) Another guy who contacted me told me he had a girl from PV Playmates and paid her $300.00 dollars, and she wss not even that hot, that her pic was much more attractive. This is fucking insane!.

One last thing before I go to the beach. I had a big problem at checkin at the Hotel Eloisa. They overbooked there rooms, and tried putting me in a regular room that was below par for my standards with no view. I had booked and paid for a suite through Expedia. I contacted Expedia, and they ended up giving me a $200.00 dolllar credit voucher, as well as a complete refund of my money for the hotel. I ended up going and staying at a hotel about 4 blocks from the beach called Hotel San Carlos. I posted about this place previously. The rooms are actually suites with kitchenettes, and they are equipped with air conditioning. The cost is $60.00 dollars a night, and again I highly recommend this place.

For anyone who intends to stay at Hotel Eloisa, I would confirm 24 hours before your arrival with the hotel, or through the company you made your booking through, that they have your type of booking reserved. I would only book a suite through them. I will add that the suites do have nice views and are nice. I am also going to share my bad experience with them on the hotel reviews on Expedia and travel advisor.

Alright, it is time to go to the beach and sleep my hangover off in the sun, so I can be in good shape for another night of fun!

[UrbanWildlife]

I arrived in Puerto Vallarta a few hours ago and went from the airport to checkout the scene at Las Antorches because I am really in the mood to party. There were 3 girls working, and for the first time that I have been in the place I found someone attractive I wanted to fuck. Her name was Patricia. She is 24 and I had a few beers with my taxi driver friend who picked me up at the airport, Rogelio, and then I proceeded to take Patricia back to the rooms in the building several hundred feet from the actual bar. I gave her 500 pesos, and 120 pesos for the room. I really had fun with her. For those that are nipple lovers, she has those very long ones which is a real turn on to me. She told me she has been working there for 2 months. The other two girls who were there were FAT AND UGLY with one of them weighing over 200 pounds.

I would suggest anyone going to Las Antorches checkout Patricia. Tonight I am on my tour of bars with Rogelio and I know it is going to be not a good time but a great one!. I stopped by the restaurant called El Torito and met the hostess in the door way who is possibly the most beautiful chica I have ever scene in Puerto Vallarta. Her beauty alone is worth checking out. Her name is Ruby. I plan on going back there later to see if I can somehow talk my way into seeing her at some point this weekend. The problem is the waiters there all know me and are all cock blockers!
Anyone around who wants to join in my party send me a p.m.

[Pelodiscus]

I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.

I didn't know it takes 24 hours to upgrade membership. Unfortunately will be leaving in the morning. Was looking forward to possibly hanging out with Urban Wildlife since he knows the lay of the land so well. I ran into a taxi driver (Leo) last night going to Las Carmalitas restaurant. I wish my friends had told me it was going to be so remote. It has a really nice view, I guess locals take chicas there to make out/fuck. Be prepared to pay a 100 peso deposit to the parking guys if you ever go. Anyways, Leo says he knows of a SP from one of the higher end bars that works days. He told me to call after 3pm. He speaks fluent english and is really cool, I'm calling him here shortly. I will post his phone number later if he's cool with it. Debating on whether or not to just go to El y Ella later tonight instead. I need to hit the bank and get a few things from the OXXO store. Will log on a little bit later.

[Exthalmus]

I am confirmed and booked at Hotel Elosia with their largest suite. Friday and Saturday night will be one Hell of a Party. I do have a back up room booked at a nearby hotel in case we get kicked out lol.

We can use my Suite for the Party. I know Urban Wildlife and his cool driver/guide Rohlio should be there, but we would like to get a few more people to come have fun with the local chicas of PVR with us.

Please email or post here if you are trying/planning on coming.

Exthalmus

[UrbanWildlife]

Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

Exthalmus

If this interests you I suggest you book now! You can book a flight/hotel package really cheap right now using www.expedia.com for that weekend. I am hoping to be there to help create the party with Exthalmus, arriving on Friday, March 27th, but I am having trouble booking a flight that has reasonable flying times. I hope many will try to make it, as we can call it the "Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring party 2009! Exthalmus will be arriving on Thursday, March 26th, according to his p.m

I will also be in Puerto Vallata, as I noted in an earlier post this Friday through Sunday, and will be checking out the Hotel Eloisa first hand. Then it will be off to Colombia the following weekend. I posted some pics of my last couple of visits in the Colombia photo gallery for those that are interested.

[Exthalmus]

Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

Exthalmus

[Bifford]

Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.

I agree with your points. I went there last evening and had a forgettable experience with Dora, the only slender one in the place. 26 years old, hard-looking face and a loud talkative personality, but reasonable English and interesting person to talk to (ask her about being locked up in the U.S. for trafficking). Unfortunately her stomach appeared to be sewn up inwards, which was a big visual turnoff. $400 (pesos) for FS + $20 for beer + $120 for room. The maid also expected a tip.

Before running over to this place, take stock of what you can tolerate in your quest for cheap pussy. Here are some things that turned me off: lots of second-hand smoke, dirty tablecloths, cracked cement floor, smelly men's room, small selection of beer, VERY LOUD jukebox music, unattractive overweight women, unlit dog-filled trash-filled walkway back to the hotel, very plain bedroom.

Other than the daytime availability mentioned by Mexico Larry, I find little incentive to return to Las Antorchas.

[Mexico Larry]

Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.

[John Dough]

what is the Maelcon?

http://www.puertovallarta.net/intera...bcam/index.php
The Puerto Vallarta Mexico WebCam on the roof of Hotel Rosita now roves around town automatically, at times it points at the beach in front of the famous Puerto Vallarta Malecón (called "boardwalk" by many, but it has no boards :-)), the main seaside strollway in town.

[Three Holes]

This is from December when I met up with Exthalmus and he has posted some detail, I’ll try not to double up.

The reason for the delay is I also went to Cuba (see my report there in Havana) then got stuck on family holiday.

I will endorse that it is worth while using Rogelio the taxi driver/guide he was a big help and got the prices down a little in Stravaganza.

We had 2 nights in the Zona, didn’t do much but drink and check it out first night but on the 2nd night took a girl to the gross rooms next door, 800 pesos for ½ hour. Can’t remember her name but she was hot willing little thing. There weren’t many good lookers there to choose from.

Missed out on one I would have liked who was outside in the carpark on her day off. She kept saying "you want fuck me? " and flashing an awesome looking camel toe.

We also visited Prestige, apparently the most expensive place in town. Paid 150 pesos door charge, can’t remember the drink prices, girls drinks extra, 10 minute over supervised lap dance 700 pesos and a 1 hour FS 3200 pesos. Ouch, decided not to pay that, had a couple drinks and left. They had some good looking girls though, definitely a few notches up from Zona.

I also had a night at Hysteria, again better looking girls than Zona. Door charge also 150 but the waiters and the guy organising girls were a big hustle.

Got a seat and a girl shoved next to me before I even got a drink. Said no to the first girl, a Russian, she just hustled too much, but next one they sent over was just right, very pretty Hispanic with a body to drool over, Alexa was her name I think. Decided to take her to a room next door for 2500 pesos 1 hour, too much I know but I was hooked. I paid the organiser and paid my bill of 720 and waited and waited for my change from 1000 peso bill. It didn’t come before Alexa and I got hustled out by the organiser.

We got shown into an even tackier room than the one at Zona and got hustled again for a tip by the organiser, smallest I had was 200 pesos.

The room had no hot water so the showers we had before and after were cold plus we had only 1 towel between the 2 of us.

While Alexa was willing enough and her CBJ was deliciously sloppy, plus she had a nice tight pussy, the whole experience wasn’t that stimulating.

Rosita Hotel started putting wrist bands on all guests too after Exthalmus had a few exciting words with the receptionist. It was a fun few days though.

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[Mexico Larry]

Hola,

The rooms were up stairs at the club. They are 3.5 star hotel room quality. Some of the girls live in the rooms. There is a maid service between customers so the rooms are fresh and very clean. On my way back to the action in the club I met the maid so I tipped her 10 pesos, she was very happy about that.

I will be here for one more week and plan of checking out the clubs in la Zona tonight and Friday then some of the massage services advertized in the local paper Meridiano. Several places are running specials for 500 to 800 pesos for one hour of out call service. Any intel on these would be greatly appreciated.

Looking for love in all the right places.

Mexico Larry

[Section11]

Hey Mex Larry,

Thanks for the info. Did you take the girls to a room at the club or to a hotel? Some reports have implied the rooms at the lower end clubs are pretty bad.

Thanks

[UrbanWildlife]

I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.

[Don Tonto]

Hi Mexico Larry,
Although I don't specifically know the two ladies you mentioned, I completely agree with all your other comments.

Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.