Puerto Vallarta

[George03]

I have always had shit luck wasting time and money with baits and switches, older, heavy, ugly women with fake pics in SA, Twitter, Mileroticos, Skokkas.

Putas bars near the hotel zone have hot, young girls wanting crazy prices, $200-300ST sessions. There were no clients in the bars even after 10 PM. The girls would sit around all night not doing any business, but they insist on high prices, indicating cartel-controlled business.

Tourists bars along the malecon, and in old town, have unattached women hanging out in 1 or 2 at night. They wear casual clothes, look like GNDs, semi pros, but definitely open for companies. They were a little older and heavier than I like, late 20's to early 30's, average figures. Sr. Frog in town has hundreds young boys and girls drinking, partying, dancing until the morning. Try to hit on them.

I prefer pretty, sexy young spinners, so drove along the coast North past the cruise terminal. Before the bull ring on the right hand side, a dirt road leads into La Zona Roja, about 300 yards from the road, with 4 or 5 active putas bars, where hot young authentic Mexicanas are available on premises for 1,000 to 1500 pesos. They were more authentic Mexicans, nice, sweet, mellow, unlike Tijuana chicas. Found a hot one, took her to her room, had a long, slow, hot session with her. Another was wearing her can can dress as she danced in the bar. Took her to her room in the back and pumped her a long time.

Has the Zona been fixed up a little in the last two years? I have been there a couple of times. Last time I went to the zona, one club was like a strip club, pretty nice, the other was a dump. No running water in the rooms, although they had a few cuties.

[PVMonger]

I unsuccessfully googled her. Can you provide some search terms? Or send me a PM? Cost?

I just sent you a PM.

[Captain Solo]

I have always had shit luck wasting time and money with baits and switches, older, heavy, ugly women with fake pics in SA, Twitter, Mileroticos, Skokkas.

Putas bars near the hotel zone have hot, young girls wanting crazy prices, $200-300ST sessions. There were no clients in the bars even after 10 PM. The girls would sit around all night not doing any business, but they insist on high prices, indicating cartel-controlled business.

Tourists bars along the malecon, and in old town, have unattached women hanging out in 1 or 2 at night. They wear casual clothes, look like GNDs, semi pros, but definitely open for companies. They were a little older and heavier than I like, late 20's to early 30's, average figures. Sr. Frog in town has hundreds young boys and girls drinking, partying, dancing until the morning. Try to hit on them.

I prefer pretty, sexy young spinners, so drove along the coast North past the cruise terminal. Before the bull ring on the right hand side, a dirt road leads into La Zona Roja, about 300 yards from the road, with 4 or 5 active putas bars, where hot young authentic Mexicanas are available on premises for 1,000 to 1500 pesos. They were more authentic Mexicans, nice, sweet, mellow, unlike Tijuana chicas. Found a hot one, took her to her room, had a long, slow, hot session with her. Another was wearing her can can dress as she danced in the bar. Took her to her room in the back and pumped her a long time.

[PVMonger]

I unsuccessfully googled her. Can you provide some search terms? Or send me a PM? Cost?

Sorry, I misspoke. I meant to say that she has a FB page.

IIRC, the cost was $1000 pesos which, IMHO, was cheap at twice the price. I tipped her $500 which is more than I usually do but like I said, the massage was very sexy and so was she.

[Vendelo]

Had an incredible erotic massage last night from a new (new to me, at least) provider. She goes by the name of Lucy Garcia.

The most unfortunate thing about the massage is that she lives near Mezcales, north of Vallarta. Therefore she doesn't know Vallarta well at all. So we had to meet at a motel near Home Depot (Motel Marina del Sol). It is a DUMP.

But, on to the good stuff. Lucy is a spinner, so perfect for me. She's about 5'4" and maybe 100 pounds soaking wet. Her nuru massage (using coconut oil, though) was incredibly sexy.

Overall, I had a great time. Unfortunately, Lucy speaks no English but I speak enough Spanish so that it wasn't much of a problem. Lucy has a web page.

I unsuccessfully googled her. Can you provide some search terms? Or send me a PM? Cost?

[Vendelo]

This will be my first trip to Vallarta. Going this weekend. I usually hobby in GDL.

So I've been looking for girls on SA in the last 2 weeks. What a fucking waste of time and $100. I hade one girl set up for a 3-day stay at my Airbnb then she deactivates her account. Not sure wtf that was about. I'm a seasoned monger so I am sure I didn't say or do anything to unsettle her.

I've probably messaged 30-40 girls. A handful replied then they ghosted me.

I've had success with SA in GDL and California but PV is a whole new world to me. Looks like I'm going to use PV Playmates. Oh, one last thing, PV prices are 2 x what I pay in GDL and DF. I presume its the fucking married tourists that have inflated the prices. Fuckers.

[PVMonger]

Had an incredible erotic massage last night from a new (new to me, at least) provider. She goes by the name of Lucy Garcia.

The most unfortunate thing about the massage is that she lives near Mezcales, north of Vallarta. Therefore she doesn't know Vallarta well at all. So we had to meet at a motel near Home Depot (Motel Marina del Sol). It is a DUMP.

But, on to the good stuff. Lucy is a spinner, so perfect for me. She's about 5'4" and maybe 100 pounds soaking wet. Her nuru massage (using coconut oil, though) was incredibly sexy.

Overall, I had a great time. Unfortunately, Lucy speaks no English but I speak enough Spanish so that it wasn't much of a problem. Lucy has a web page.

[Vendelo]

Was in Puerto Vallarta for a week. Messaged Nicol from the forum report by PineTree. She was in Guadalajara so started messaging other ladies on mileroticos using whatsapp. Most were asking for 1200 pesos to 2000 pesos for an hour. As I was with family, I needed to find a lady with her own place or willing to meet at a short time motel. As far as short time motels go, I came up with two options, Motel LOS Angeles or Motel Blu.

After some back and forth on WhatsApp, settled on a 25 year old hottie with large tits. Johanna had her own place at a cheap hotel and agreed to meet me there for 2500 pesos. Although a bit steep, this arrangement worked perfectly for me, since I wouldn't have to interact with the motel staff to rent a room, and then wait for a chica to show up. Johanna is a Colombiana visiting from Medellin. She'd only been in the city for 3 days. She had just gotten out of the shower when I arrived. I speak a little Spanish, and have been to Medellin a couple times. This helped me to build some rapport with her, and although she had initially insisted on everything covered, she did give me a BBBJ. The main event itself wasn't anything special, and I was on my way in 45 minutes. I still have a few numbers from the ladies I did not get to see this time, but hope to see some of them on my next visit..

I'm going this week. I'm interested in legit massages. I'm staying in the Old Town. Are the legit masseuses old ladies? I'd like to get a legit massage from a decent looking girl.

Do the legit places require draping? And do they totally avoid your cock?

[HumptyHump]

I would be interested in knowing the massage places for 300-500 pesos.

Almendras Garden Spa & Beauty Salon - 300 pesos for a 60 minute massage. They are on a rooftop, so don't really expect ambiance at this place. The massage however is very, very good.

Essencia Spa - 450 pesos for 60 minute. Massage was average.

Didn't inquire about extras at these places, as I wanted a regular massage.

[VanGuy]

Was in Puerto Vallarta for a week. Messaged Nicol from the forum report by PineTree. She was in Guadalajara so started messaging other ladies on mileroticos using whatsapp. Most were asking for 1200 pesos to 2000 pesos for an hour. As I was with family, I needed to find a lady with her own place or willing to meet at a short time motel. As far as short time motels go, I came up with two options, Motel LOS Angeles or Motel Blu.

After some back and forth on WhatsApp, settled on a 25 year old hottie with large tits. Johanna had her own place at a cheap hotel and agreed to meet me there for 2500 pesos. Although a bit steep, this arrangement worked perfectly for me, since I wouldn't have to interact with the motel staff to rent a room, and then wait for a chica to show up. Johanna is a Colombiana visiting from Medellin. She'd only been in the city for 3 days. She had just gotten out of the shower when I arrived. I speak a little Spanish, and have been to Medellin a couple times. This helped me to build some rapport with her, and although she had initially insisted on everything covered, she did give me a BBBJ. The main event itself wasn't anything special, and I was on my way in 45 minutes. I still have a few numbers from the ladies I did not get to see this time, but hope to see some of them on my next visit.

This was my first visit to PV. Really enjoyed the town. Lots to see, cheap massages and great food. Got a couple of regular, full body massages for 400 and 300 pesos. Happy to answer any questions.

I would be interested in knowing the massage places for 300-500 pesos.

[HumptyHump]

Was in Puerto Vallarta for a week. Messaged Nicol from the forum report by PineTree. She was in Guadalajara so started messaging other ladies on mileroticos using whatsapp. Most were asking for 1200 pesos to 2000 pesos for an hour. As I was with family, I needed to find a lady with her own place or willing to meet at a short time motel. As far as short time motels go, I came up with two options, Motel LOS Angeles or Motel Blu.

After some back and forth on WhatsApp, settled on a 25 year old hottie with large tits. Johanna had her own place at a cheap hotel and agreed to meet me there for 2500 pesos. Although a bit steep, this arrangement worked perfectly for me, since I wouldn't have to interact with the motel staff to rent a room, and then wait for a chica to show up. Johanna is a Colombiana visiting from Medellin. She'd only been in the city for 3 days. She had just gotten out of the shower when I arrived. I speak a little Spanish, and have been to Medellin a couple times. This helped me to build some rapport with her, and although she had initially insisted on everything covered, she did give me a BBBJ. The main event itself wasn't anything special, and I was on my way in 45 minutes. I still have a few numbers from the ladies I did not get to see this time, but hope to see some of them on my next visit.

This was my first visit to PV. Really enjoyed the town. Lots to see, cheap massages and great food. Got a couple of regular, full body massages for 400 and 300 pesos. Happy to answer any questions.

[Sky Jump]

Thanks great report and just down the street as I am also in 5th of Dec area. I have so so Spanish skills and an adventures heart. LOL.

Its my first time visiting this coastal resort city and I have to say I really like it. I normally spend all my beach and sun visits to Mexico in Q. Roo, the Caribbean side of the country. I decided to rent an airbnb on the hillside of the 5 de Deciembre barrio. It's within walking distance of centro and the malecon. But you have to navigate some steep hills and if you do you are rewarded with some great views of the bay and better sea breezes. If you do stay in those hills just take your time and rest in between blocks. Anytime I had something to carry, like groceries I used a taxi to get up there. Buses are 10 pesos and will take you along the main coastal avenue. I arrived Saturday but spent it exploring my barrio and the malecon. My airbnb is pretty close to the red light district so I did get some info for those of you more adventurous at heart. I found 3 places and two are the brothel bar type and the third a saloon type bar with chicas to drink, dance entertain you like the days of old.

Bar Terraza del Colonial 48350, Guatemala 367,5 de Diciembre, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

There is one door to enter the bar and another next door for the chicas and rooms. I talked to several of the chicas. Perhaps late 20's, early 30's of age. Ok to look at but this is so not my scene, jaja. They stated cost of chicas is 800 pesos for half an hour and 100 for the room. So 900 to get your rock on.

La Botana 48350, Colombia 1422,5 de Diciembre, Puerto Vallarta, Jal.

Same setup, two doors one goes upstairs to a bar and the other is for rooms with the chicas..

[Sky Jump]

Great report and link. Can I ask was that the rate for a couple hours and have you used this service before? Just flew up from living in Medellin and trying to figure out the ropes here since I will be living here for a few months. Any pointers would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[Vendelo]

I usually monger in GDL and use twitter, SA or one of the better agencies. I'm planning a trip to PV and have been using SA to make contacts.

I realize there is a Seeking Arrangement forum but wanted to post this here; please read on as to why.

As many SDs know, many SBs are flakey. Long story short and without providing details, I had a bad experience with an SB and reported my experience to SA. By the way, they request evidence when you submit a report, which I provided. I expected they would email me but they did not.

So I found out from the SB that SA terminated her account! I was actually happy and surprised. Happy because she should not have done what she did and surprised because SA acted swiftly. I also learned new Spanish words and phrases as she I and argued over texting! A 22-year old can be feisty. I just wish my Spanish was better so I could better explain what she did.

Anyway, I'm still engaging a handful of girls on SA. I've hobbied in Mexico (GDL & DF), Thailand and the US but if anyone has SA referrals please PM or share here. Thanks!

[Vendelo]

I traveled US to GDL in Dec. GDL did not require a Covid Test. I just read PV requires a Covid Test upon arrival from the US. Is this true? Link?