Puerto Vallarta

[UrbanWildlife]

During my stay in Puerto Vallarta I partied super hard all night, and every night at various different types of bars until the sun was shining in the morning, from Mexican Cantinas, such as Mar y Tierra, Jocacitos, Los Corrales, to the puta bars in zona rosa, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, the bar which years past was called Tren, and then to the bars along the river, El y Ellas, and Conojitos. I also hit a new bar that opened up a month or two ago called Latino, which is a strip club with some high quality girls.

The bars were somewhat quiet, at least until my friends and I arrived! The bar that had the most excitement in it was Latino. Latino is located close to the stadium, and not to far from Hysteria 1. It is on the upper end of the scale, but I was treated by the security staff, waiters and of course the chicas, as if I was a King. It was a lot of fun getting that type of treatment. The chicas are also free to leave the premises at closing time, and I actually had the waiters and security staff encouraging me to set things up for after closing, which I think was 4am.

I really do not have a lot to report on that is new.

Here is a couple of recommendations that have not been mentioned on the board.
Hotels:
The hotel that Sex Hunter was asking me about in his post below is called Hotel Azteca. The rooms are $25.00 dollars a night. The hotel is very clean, the desk clerk and security staff are very friendly. You get satellite TV, a hot shower, and the rooms are pleasant to be in. The draw back is the rooms are only equipped with fans, and I have to have air conditioning. The hotel is located in a nice location that is accessible to most anything you want. A half block away is Hotel Erendia which generally has some street walkers standing around it.
Another hotel recommendation is called Hotel San Carlos. The room rates for this hotel are $50.00 dollars a night and the rooms are actually large suites with kitchenettes. At this price you are getting a great deal!. The place has a pool, air conditioning, and the rooms are very clean as well the entire hotel. You also have maid service. The one draw back of this place is the water for the shower at least in the room I checked out #20 was not very hot, and the only air conditioner was in the bedroom, and it did not keep the entire suite cold. The place is located in a great location. It is located a half block from Rizals Mercado, and in walking distance to Hysteria 2, Farmacia Guadalajara, El Torito Restaurant, the bar called Marachi Loco, casas de cambio, and every convenience you might need. You are also within a 10 minute walk to the beach. This area is what is referred to as Old Vallarta, and it is my preferred area to be in. You will also find a half block from the hotel and on the same side of the street the best birria taco stand in all of Puerto Vallarta. It is called Robles Birria, and it is only open from about 9:30am to the time they sell out, which is about 12 to 12:30pm. It is a must to try if you are in this area.

Lastly for hotels/motels, if you are looking to have some fun go to a motel called Motel Dudas. It is located just off the main road coming from the airport. Every taxi driver in the city knows where it is at. It is a sex motel that is very clean and the rooms are rented I believe for a 4 or 6 hour period for $50.00 dollars. For your $50.00 dollars you get a room with a Jacuzzi, porn channels, and the rooms are large suites. They are very nice. I ended up on Thursday and Friday nights having an orgy type party after the bars closed, and on Saturday night I ended up going with a girl from Stravaganza. By the way, this girl from Stravaganza was awesome sexually, a total nympho freak. Her name was Alejandra, and she was working sort of as a host. On Saturday it just so happened to be her birthday, and I was fortunate enough towards the end of the night to attract her attention somehow, as she approached me asking me if I wanted her company, and of course I had to say yes since it was her birthday. No money was discussed, but when she departed at 12pm or so, I gave her the eight hundred pesos, I had left in my wallet. Just an awesome fun girl who I will definitely hope to see again. I did not get her contact info or pics unfortunately, but she told me she has worked at Stravaganza for quite a long time, and has lived in Puerto Vallarta her entire life.

I am sorry that some of the pics are going to come out smaller than normal, but that is due to some cropping I had to do. Also the quality of the girls in the pics is not up to my normal standards, but who really cares when you are out having fun in a party atmosphere that has alot of life in it.

Thanks again to Don Tonto and Palamides for sharing your recent information with me prior to my trip in your posts below. I am now back in Colombia for two weeks, and not sure when I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta, since I will be coming back to Colombia again in September, and have plans for the Philippines in November, and a trip to Mexicali hopefully in August. I hope you guys as well as others will continue to share information here, as I will always consider Puerto Vallarta "home" for me.

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[UrbanWildlife]

Sex Hunter pay Jackson your membership dues so you can send and receive messages. The main board is not a board for communicating in personal messages.
Will post a report later as I am to busy partying to take the time to write one now. Had a great party after zona rosa closed. I rented a jacuzzi suite at motel Dudas and had 4 girls for me and my friend partying until 10am this morning. It was alot of fun with alot of girl on girl action taking place. Just my type of party! Tonight it is a Mexican cantina bar tour, which will include stopping at all the puta bars in zona rosa and out by the El y Ellas. Another long night but it will be a long night of fun!. I am even taking my pocket rocket with me tonight. (The vibrator in the pics I posted on this board I believe in April.) The girls love it.

Thanks for your kind words Palamides, hopefully our paths will cross in the near future. Your girl was one of the girls with me last night or should I say this morning!

[Palamides]

Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.

I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.

I am long gone from puerto vallarta or I'd join you, Urban. Great pics on the columbian board! Based on your taste in women I hope you definitely check out Lysette at Stravaganza I think you will like very much! Looking forward to your report. I'm long gone from PVR but I am holding up my end on the Juarez, Mexico board and headed there tonight!

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Urban Wildlife!

Can you please give me the name of that Hotel (my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you.) you are talking about? By the way: Where in PV will I find Farmacia Guadalajara and Hysteria 2?

For a cheap hotel, and there are many in the $20.00 dollar a night range, my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you. The hotel is in a decent area and is very secure. The rooms are also very clean, and have cable, hot water, nice water pressure, air conditioning if you request a room with it, and so forth. It is very well worth the $20.00 dollars. It is located not to far from Farmacia Guadalajara, and Hysteria 2. From my experience, all hotels that are located outside the tourist zones are girl friendly. Remember at this time of the year Puerto Vallarta gets extremely hot and humid, so air conditioning is mandatory.

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Urban!

I´m down friday next week and stay for 2 weeks there! Are you still in PV at that time?

I hope you enjoy your time in PV and I also hope that you have every night something to do to keep you busy! Please post some pics if you can make some!!!

Regards,

TSH

[UrbanWildlife]

Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.

I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.

[Don Tonto]

Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?

At the high-end places, taking the girls out is often encouraged. Of course, it costs more. Another idea though is to set up a date with the girl for a meeting outside of the club. The girl will make more money because the club won't take a cut.

If you really click with a girl, ask her out on a normal date to go eat or go to the normal clubs on her day off. Some, but not all, of the girls lead a really boring life. The wake up at 2 P.M., do a few routine things during the afternoon, arrive at the club by 9 P.M., stay at the club until 6 A.M., go home and sleep. In the smaller clubs, many of the girls live on premises. I wouldn't recommend forming a serious relationship with a service provider, but a few times out on the town might be fun and exciting for her.

As an example, Samantha, from my last post, likes to go to the cinema to see comedies. There are a few decent cinema houses in Puerto Vallarta to go to. The problem is that Samantha, like most women, doesn't like to go to the movies alone. There is no guarantee that she would accept an offer to go, but you won't get thrown in jail for asking.

[Don Tonto]

Sorry, minor edit for my last post:
Samantha is not from Guadalajara, I remember she said she is from Tepic. Her eyes were "honey colored".

At the risk of sounding like her pimp, the good thing about this lady is she only drinks Corona beers (at 130 pesos each - lady's beer price, not yours) and takes her time finishing off the bottle. Some El y Ella girls will try to "up-sell" you with mixed drinks (at 150 pesos each - lady's drink price, not yours) that can be finished in a hurry!

[The Sex Hunter]

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[Don Tonto]

Hello guys,

Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?

Unfortunately, I am returning to the U.S. tomorrow, after a nice week in Puerto Vallarta. Next month, I'll have a few days stay in England.

1)The bar "El y Ella" has two new girls who are quite different from the typical fare.

Samantha, from Guadalajara, is a very cute, 19 year-old with light-skin and light-colored eyes (maybe green, but don't remember). She has a full-bodied hairstyle with shoulder-length light-brown hair Nice girl, nice legs, slender with ample, natural breasts. She is Mexican, but doesn't have strong Hispanic features.

Dulce, from Michoacan, is a very cute, tiny girl (maybe 4' 11" without those high heels) and has a light-complexion. She has straight chestnut-brown hair that curls-in a bit at her shoulders. Dulce is slender with large breasts in comparison to her body frame. But, she smokes like a smokestack and drinks like a fish. She doesn't seem to mind a bit of exposed breast fondling/kissing/sucking from her customers, as long as they are buying her drinks. But, she finishes-off those drinks quickly!

2) "Stravaganza", in the Zona Roja, has a new crop of girls, but no one who really pegged my interest meter.

3) "Matehuala" (ex. Mi Tren), in the Zona Roja, had an attractive, very large-breasted (silicone-enhanced) chica working there for a couple of weeks. She wore the sexiest "fuck-me" dresses that you NEVER see in places like the Zona. But, she didn't like Puerto Vallarta so much and is returning to Tijuana.

[The Sex Hunter]

Hello Don Tonto!

Ooooh, after I read your report I have to say I am very happy that I did´t find the place by my first (and until now last) PV visit!

Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?

Hello Urban Wildlife!

When are you in PV? Are you setting up a party?

A successful hunt wishes,

TSH

[Don Tonto]

Junior's is located on the Southside of town, near the pier. They did a fancy remodeling of the place a few years ago, but now it is starting to show a lot of decline. Many of the vinyl chairs have rips in them and I haven't been too impressed with the "girl quality" there.

The same owners also have Candy's Girls and the newer Aquah Club: both located on the main road in the Marina Area. These two places seem to be getting more attention from the owners.

The last time I went to Junior's, the doorman tried to charge me 200 pesos cover charge. I knew that the cover was really only 100 pesos and politely said, "Thank you", and turned to walk away. Then, he countered, "It's ok, you don't have to pay anything!" I walked in free of charge!

Once inside, I discovered there were only two other customers; both sitting at the same table. They had three average-looking girls working. A fourth, small-breasted girl would have been a cutie, except that she had these big fugly tatoos all over her body.

I have a lot of good memories about that place from several years ago when they always had a lineup of of a dozen, or more, sharp-looking chicas. Back in those days, you could see through the window into the girl's dressing room from almost every table. They even had a shower that was visible from all the customer tables where you could sometimes watch a girl freshing up after her dance.

[The Sex Hunter]

Hi Don Tonto!

Thank you for marking the map! Know we have a usefull map in the PV threat! Do you also know where Juniors is located?

[UrbanWildlife]

Hello guys,

Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?

[Don Tonto]

Hi TSH,

I have marked the locations of the Zona Roja and Conojitos/El y Ella on your first map. The satellite image is a few years old, so I also marked the new Liverpool store location. You can see the rectangular shape of the Zona Roja compound from the satellite image.
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4930/mapop1.jpg