Puerto Vallarta

[HotWheels]

I'll be in PV shortly on a Sunday and was wondering if there will be any action in Las Antorchas? Will they even be open?

[Bifford]

Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList?

Good question, Simplepleasures, especially with cuties like Daniella advertising recently. For those with some $$, here's the link: http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/566802123.html

P.S. I emailed Daniella and asked her rate for FS. I just received her reply: "My donation is 300 US roses for one hour OR 400 US roses for two hours."

[Major Mouthful]

I was just casually walking down the street, a reasonably nice SW walked me in the door at Erendira. This is southside at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan.

She offered BJ for 100 pesos.- 100 for the room. I was on my way somewhere and didn't have a condom, so I passed.

I was approached in the same block a year ago.- she had a room upstairs around the corner.

I would walk in the door at Erendira and ask the man at the desk where the girls are.- worst he could say is "I don't know".

Spanish is a must!

[Bifford]

I went by Las Antorchas at 5 pm on Tuesday (1 ship in port) and found 4-5 girls working, all chubby. After ordering a "lager" (less harsh than El Sol, their other choice) for 20 pesos, I settled in with 6-7 other clients, 2 of whom sounded like Americans.

A fairly tall, fairly cute girl appeared at the kitchen door and waved, but wouldn't come over, so I negotiated at the door. She spoke hardly any English. She wanted 700 pesos for covered FS for 20 minutes + 200 more for a room. (Yes, that rooming house in the back IS open but it's officially closed down, so you have to walk out front and around. You didn't hear this from me. )

Anyway, I got her down to 500 (+ 200) pesos, roughly $70 US total, too much in my opinion for a pickup in a dusty non-touristy bar in Mexico.

Her name is Kareli, tall, pretty face, full-breasted, big nipples, big belly, slim curvy legs, curly dark shoulder-length hair. She's got 3 kids. She works every day from 1-6. Nice enough personality.

Her performance was fine, especially at the climax when she (finally) moved her pelvis, moaned a little, rubbed my back and gave me that look like she might be enjoying herself. Otherwise, it was an effort early on to get her to remove all her garments, do a little foreplay, or even look at me. And she wouldn't do oral.

[Bifford]

Ok guys we need updates... I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08... Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona?... I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi...So in regards to Antorchas--can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?

Mr. Logan,

I guess there have been few updates because little has changed!

For example, Las Antorchas is still open in the day. I went last week at 3 pm when there were no ships and encountered the same old scene: two overweight women, 20-peso beer, and the walkway to rooms still blocked off.

For example, the Hotel Erendira on Naranjo still features one or two oldtimers across the street. I did go twice, in the late afternoon, with newbie "Ana", who is younger (22), cuter, and asks 500 pesos (room included). She is in a hurry but will slow down if you ask. Alas, this appears to be a rock-bottom price for FS in PV.

I would take a cab your first time to Zona Rosa to get the lay of the land. It's too far to walk. It's near-impossible to describe the bus drop-off point. Yes, there are green busses that pass by. The problem is they don't run past 11 pm, when things get started. And it's not a direct route--you have to endure a long dusty trip through the "suburb" of Pitillal, with many stops. On the other hand a frugal man can and should take a bus to Las Antorchas in the manner you described.

We look forward to hearing of your discoveries in February!

[Reese27]

If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.

I appreciate that you took the time to answer. She was a good friend and losing touch with her was my fault. Thanks again.

Reese

[Pv1234]

I knew Patty very well both in and out of Damely. She was great fun, and I will miss her. I understand from PV1234 that she has moved far away. If anyone knows where she is, would you please drop me a note. I would appreciate that very much.

If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.

[Nauskas]

what don says is true, but a 1.6 km is a mile and i have walked, drove it and taxi'd it. it may well be closer to a mile, but the car od read.5 whatever that really is

as you are headed east its about 5 or 6 speed bumps or just before you can see the green sign for the pemex.

so the info was noted for those maybe arriving by ship. (common customer) who find nothing better to do than do some research.

don't bother walking it so late, but if you are like me you want to check it out during the day to see where it is and evaluate the surrounding area to find it later in the dark. it is very dark and in a desolate area. bus seems to stop at between 11 and midnight, but the larger problem is they are infrequent and you probably won't be able to figure out where to get off.

your will need to go home by taxi.
not driving yourself and police avoidance is a good idea.

the t-girl is most certainly there and actively seek your time.

its a totally different scene than tj or nearly anywhere else in the world, so soak it up and adjust

overall though, i consider it sorta last resort or satisfy your curiosity.
there are so many easy tourists in the clubs and along the malecon.
sure its fun to go with some friends, but there is nothing easier than a lose vacation location.

[MrLogan1979]

Thanks Don Tonto. I will take your advice.

Thanks Nauskas for the map. I appreciate all your insight. It will definitely help.

[Don Tonto]

MrLogan1979,
The best way to get to the Zona is by taxi. The clubs there are pretty dead until 11P.M., or midnight. I don't think you will find buses running then. The walk from the main road is almost a mile (1.2 km) and it is very dark and deserted. In my opinion, it's foolish to walk that route alone in the middle of the night to save a few bucks. There are always cabs in the Zona parking lot and they will be happy to get you home.

It's not a great idea to drive a car either because the cops are all over the place late at night. There is no traffic at that time and your car will stick out like a sore thumb.

Also watch out for the trannys in the Zona. The tranny place called Las Abejas is open for business again. Their scumbag manager once tried to get me inside with the promise that he had the hottest girls in his club. Fortunately I knew better and ignored him.

Only girls will be at Las Alansas and Stravaganza. The place next to Stravaganza, that used to be called the Cadillac Club, could have a tranny, or two, among the real girls. It is so frickin dark in the ex-Cadillac Club you can hardly see who you are sitting with. The club called El Tren is closed.

[Nauskas]

From the main road near Walmart or Cruise Ship terminal , its about a 15 minute walk. This being a bit more than a half mile or about 2 km.

Within this zone, its about $4 USD by taxi or 40 pesos

Please find it here
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...a0bc528a822a17

[MrLogan1979]

Ok guys we need updates--I read all 20 pages of the PV board. I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08. Here are my analysis of my understanding of PV mongering. The "zona rosa's" best place is still stravanganza. Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona? I speak spanish and am very resourceful and FRUGAL--not to be confused with being unreasonably tight--the point is the money I do save I re-invest in mongering--for example I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi--and that money I saved will get me 2 beers--(kinda buying time to check out the girls and not be so despetate)--these girls can smell that. So in regards to Antorchas--seems like afternoon trips are good-especially if ships are docked-again 1st time in PV_-can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?.-I am late 20's not bad looking, hispanic, speak spanish fluently and also wanted to know with a little patience and good conv. Are the local women easy to get laid with? Anyway any info and updates will be appreciated.

[Don Tonto]

If there are any aficionados out there of the Alamo Hotel & Brothel, in Vallarta, you'll be saddened to know that it is now closed. So, if you need to get your plumbing worked on, you'll have to walk across the street to the new Home Depot store

[Simplepleasures]

Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList? Saw a Mischa, anybody know her?

[UrbanWildlife]

Hello Guys!

Just to let you know as of today my bar is no longer. I will still be residing in Puerto Vallarta so please drop me a p.m and I will provide you contact information if you need any assistance of any kind, such as renting of a boat, wingman, or just information of any type on Puerto Vallarta. I am just no longer operating the bar.