Puerto Vallarta

[Mick420]

Was in PV for 1 week. I didn't go just for mongering, so I had a good time. Especially since I am Canadian, and we are having -20 degree weather right now. Juniors is open, my first time there, I ended up walking a million fucking stairs to get there. After that, combined with spending the day walking along the malecon, there wasnt much gas left in the tank, so I just enjoyed the shows and had a few drinks. None of the girls were 9s or 10s. a few 8s but mostly 6s and 7s. I was quoted 170 for a halfhour with one of the girls. Thanks but no thanks. Like reported, 10 dollar cover, with a free shot of tequila. It was a tasty shot too.

The next night, we went to Hysteria. 10 dollar cover, no free booze. The women were a lot better looking. Mostly 8's, and a couple of 9's. Didnt see anything below a 7 when I was there. As well they had more frequent shows. Less down time. Beers were the same price as Juniors. I ended up getting a girl named Pamela. She was a 9 or 10 in the looks department. A real hotty with a pornstar body. She was worth the 170 dollar tab. Great stripper too. She spoke no english, and I only speak a couple dozen of spanish words, so I really didnt talk to her much. Started out with a CBJ, it wasnt the best i've ever had, but it wasnt bad either. After that, she let me have my way with her. Doggy, CG, Mish. Service was about a 7 or 8. I imagine it would normally be better, but it was 5:30 in the morning on a tuesday night, so I imagine she was tired. I was tired too, almost fell asleep after I cummed. Fake moaning, but what SP doest fake moan these day? She accompanied me into the shower, and helped clean me off, so all in all, it was a good time. I gave her a 20 dollar tip as well.

As far as the non mongering night life goes...well there is not much there. Best club we went to was called "Hilo" 10 dollar cover with a free beer. 2.50 a beer after that. They had tequila shot girls, they gave you 2 shots(they poured them, and fed them to you) wiped your mouth clean, and played with your nipples for a bit....for 3 dollars. Can't get that in the USA or Canada. Staff was super friendly, they took pictures for us, even posed with our group too.The only downfall was the bathroom was on the top floor, so there was quite a few stairs to climb everytime you needed to take a [CodeWord140]. When you're drunk off your ass and seeing triple, thats not a good thing. Hilo is located right along the malecon, can't miss it. I would highly highly reccomend it.
The other big club along the malecon is called Zoo. I didnt like that one at all. 15 dollar cover(I never even wanted to go in at that price, but the people I was with did...so whatever, we went inside) It was supose to come with a beer, but it was a tiny bottle, almost like a 1 ounce shot of beer. Staff/Servers were nowhere to be seen, and the bartenders ignored the white males until we were the only ones left. 5 dollars a beer as well. Bad service, and overpriced booze. I would avoid this place.
The worst one was called College. This was really bad at the end of the night. We had a ton of fun during the night. They had a bubble machine, and a lot of the female tourists were dancing around topless, so the eye candy was great. Cover was 35 dollars, and that was suppose to cover ALL drinks. We thought everything was going great until it was time to leave. Me and 1 other buddy were the last ones standing out of our group, and as we were about to leave we were surrounded by 6 or 7 bouncers telling us we had to pay for the drinks. We told them that the front told us all the drink were included with the cover charge. The bouncers said that because we ordered bottles of hard booze at our table, that those were not included. Our problem was we never ordered any bottles. These 2 guys we met at the bar ordered the bottles, we were just talking to them. They sat at our table while we talked for a while. Those guys ended up getting kicked out for whatever reason later in the night, but the bouncers thought we were all together. The staff expected us to take care of their tab. We tried telling them that it wasnt our fault, and that the staff should have made sure those guys paid there bill before being kicked out. The staff wouldnt hear any of it, and me and my buddy ended up paying 200 pesos each. A total shakedown. I was pissed, but there really wasnt anything that I could do about it. After that, we went to take a taxi back to the hotel. When we took a taxi from our hotel to College, it was 60 pesos. Most areas cost us 40 pesos, but since College was a bit further away, we didnt mind spending the extra 20 pesos. Trying to get a cab back, and they wanted 200 pesos from the parking lot! Even the fucking cabbies were trying to shake us down there. The drivers said that we were drunk, and if we puked in the car, then they had to clean it up. We were drunk, but not that drunk. We were talking coherently, we were not stumbling around. Obviously they had some sort of deal with the front door people. I ended up calling them fucking con artists and a bunch of other things I wont repeat. Me and my buddy just started walking away from the club. About 5 minutes later, a taxicab that was just driving along honked his horn at us, we waved him over, and he drove us back for 60 pesos, no problems. My advice: Stay away from College.

All in all, the vacation was excellent. Like it has been said here, PV is not really a mongering or nightlife destination. There is a ton of fun things to do during the day, so it is great for a family vacation.

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[Mn Lefty]

In Vallarata for 10 days for a Spanish class and some touring (returned on December 17). After reading the posts I decided to take a $. 45 bus trip from Centro to check out Antoches (just down from Outback across from the Hacienda not far from the cruise terminal as described in previous posts). Didn't intend to session, but I changed my mind.

My first visit was later on Wednesday afternoon. There were about 10 girls in the bar and after some negotiating decided on a session with Pamela (rate her about a 7+, about 22, tall, about 5'7" and athletic) who was playing pool. Cost was $500 pesos for 1 round, 3 positions, CBJ, uninspired massage, willing to please attitude, some LFK, shower-maybe a 6 for performance. She asked about coming to my hotel and going dancing but I didn't take her up on the offer, maybe next time.

Returned the next day a little later (about the same number of girls), sessioned with Mary for the same price. She seemed like the leader of the group. She was about 30, short and thin and provided BBBJCIM, massage, any position you wanted, DATY & DATO, DFK. Said she could not leave the site. About a 6 for looks and 8+ for performance.

After the deals were made I was escorted out of the bar around the back through a gravel what looked like car repair lot with friendly guys roasting squirrels or something. Then I was led along the concrete sidewalk to the 3-4 room house where the action occurs about a block away. After the sessions I went out the back gate to the bus stop about a half block away by the hospital.

The weekend after my classes I was doing some computer work and decided to check out ads on Craig's list which I do not usually do. Made a couple contacts with responses right away. Set up dates for Friday and Saturday nights.

First one was with a white North American girl named Aleyecia, about 25, short, thin, blondish hair (a 9+) for a quoted price of $150 an hour (I know, way too much but her PM's got me going and I decided to give it a shot-bad idea.). She was supposed to meet me at the bar in the hotel and after 45 minutes of waiting I gave up. Just when I was going upstairs she showed up. I should have told her to forget it but I invited her to my room for drinks. After we sat down she just kept talking and wanted the money up front. Changed her story about 5 times in 15 minutes, didn't seem interested in taking off her clothes and wouldn't let me touch much. Kept asking for her money and I told her not until we are done. After going through lots of different stories she said she would go talk to her driver about payment procedures and she left and never returned. Was out the drink I bought her plus the time of setting up the date, waiting and listening. Stay away!

Second night was a 4 hour date with Eryika, about 25 originally from Mazatlan but now living in Vallarta for 3000 pesos. About a 6 (a little thick and not a perfect face, but nice firm, perky, suckable tits, solid and a good round ass) in looks and 8+ in performance. All the positions I wanted, lots of passion, DFK, CBJ, DATY, DATO, rimming, fingers in the ass, stayed until I asked her to leave after 3 rounds and spoke some English.

[Twang50]

Is there any body besides Lily to give you a hand since Patty is gone? Just wondering who to ask for if Lily has got her hands full with clients?

[Pv1234]

Just checked out Damely and while Ely (Lily?) is still working as usual, Paty has gotten married and moved far away.

[Rain Maker]

I just got back last week from a stay in Puerto Vallarta which was the first time I was ever in Mexico. I actually had a real good time, but the posts made by Eduardo about night life and mongering is right on the money. You would think that a city the size of Puerto Vallarta would have women everywhere but this is not the case, other than Friday and Saturday nights it is pretty much a ghost city. There is just very little nightlife.

I stayed in a condo that was right on the beach and was in walking distance to about everything I would want. I had no problems with my accomodations whatsoever.

I went to the places mentioned on this site such as Juniours, Prestige, Hysteria, and a few more. These places are no different than any places I would go to in the United States. They are very expensive with a beer costing $4.50 U.S, buying a ladies drink for one of the strippers is $15.00 U.S, and to take them out of the clubs for an hour is costing between $200. and $300.00 dollars. This is fucking nuts. Forget Puerto Vallarta for mongering. I wanted to find some non-pros and that is almost impossible as well. I went to bar after bar but other than the weekend they are all empty. I am still very amazed with this city being such a tourist destination.

The highlight of my trip was going to Monchi Sports Bar and meeting Eduardo. His place is a classic type of Mexican bar, but the two girls he had working for him the few nights I stopped in were great. They were very funny and very happy waitresses. Alejandra speaks english fluently but Alma speaks nothing but spanish. His place is very clean, has big screen tv's, and a juke box. The beer he sells is some the coldest beer I ever drank, and he also serves Mexican appetizers free, and they were delicious. He is going to start serving a full menu I believe this coming week.

Eduardo himself was great, and I will be definitely staying in touch with him. I wanted to experience other bars and nightlife away from the tourist shit, so I asked Eduardo if he would show me and that he did. He got us a taxi who gave us a great discount on the price for the night, and he took me barhopping to many different Mexican cantinas that are located in and around Puerto Vallarta. All I did was pay for his drinks and what was great about these places he took me to, the price of a beer was only $1.50 U.S!!!!! Because I was having such a great time with him and appreciated the great service he was providing me I also got him a girl at the end of the nights that we partied together. The cost of this was about $40.00 U.S and he really appreciated it. I also invited the taxi driver to party with us since it was so cheap, and they both provided me with a great experience. I was able to meet many local girls who work in these other bars/cantinas, and both of them speak english and spanish, so it was very easy to get my point across to the girls with them being present. Eduardo also negotiated prices for me with the girls at the end of the night as we ended up at Las Alezenas (spelling might be inaccurate) and in a couple of other *****house type bars, and a stripclub that was out in the sticks somewhere. I believe it was next to a river.

I used the services of his taxi driver and him on 3 occasions, as it was great to have someone familiar with the area to hangout with and to know you are safe. He handled all of the money transactions and explained every bill to me, otherwise being drunk it would have been very easy for the waitresses or bartenders to overcharge me, and the same goes for the taxi drivers. I also had him rent a boat for a day to go fishing and invited him along. The price was $350.00 for 8 hours and it was well worth it. I ended up catching my first Marlin ever and it weighed about 350 pounds, and he caught a sailfish that was about 9 feet long. The other catch we had was 2 Mahi Mahi which were also good size.

To summarize my trip, I can only say that Puerto Vallarta is a great place to go on a family vacation as the beaches are nice, the people very hospitable, but to go only for mongering I would say forget it. I also want to thank Eduardo for providing me with a great experience, and I encourage anyone who wants to have fun and experience life away from other Americans or Canadians to get in touch with Eduardo. I also encourage everyone to patronize his bar. He is really struggling, which is the case in almost every bar that I entered. I can honestly say there is not a better bar in all of Puerto Vallarta that is similar to his, it is just a case that the market is saturated with bars, and there really is not that many people around.

[TwelveGauge]

Its a real small bar & hard to find at first. 1 block away there is another bar also called the monchi bar, but they didn't have any tv's that I saw. Finally I saw the right place, but I was always with my wife & was too chicken to go there & ask for you when she was with me. The bar looked like there was mostly only locals whenever I walked by. I never saw any other gringos.

[Adam6969]

Thanks for the info.

I'll stop by for some beers and a chat.

Adam

[Reese27]

Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.

They are still there and very discreet. Patty is my favorite, always with a pleasant personality and great touch. Be sure and report.

[Winston569]

Mcquire,
It depends on the girl but most are open to full touch full nude, just be specific when you talk to the "boss" who will negotiate time and price for you. If you tell him that is what you want and the girl doesn't do that, he will find you one that will most of the time. Just be specific and don't agree to pay until you have what you want. Again, though, most girls are open to full touching (and will even let you do a lot of touching at the table for free). Good luck.

Winston

[UrbanWildlife]

It is located in old town Puerto Vallarta. You just have to ask anyone local where the El Torito Restaurant is and they will direct you to it. My bar is right around the corner from it in the direction of the beach, and it is located next to a Taco stand that sits on the street. There is a sign above the door that reads "The Original Monchi Sports Bar". The exact address is Venustrano 235, Colonia: Emiliano Zapata. Directly next to my bar is a sign that reads "Lilys Massage" but it is a massage parlour without benefits.

Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.

And where is juniors located?

Thanks

Adam

[Adam6969]

Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.

And where is juniors located?

Thanks

Adam

[Twang50]

Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.

[Mcguire]

Thanks Winston but I don't have PM. Not sure if I want FS, but I want to make sure the private dances are worth it. Where I'm from they are hands on and all-nude. Is it the same there? I heard from a buddy that they leave their g-strings on even in the private room and not everyone is open to full hands on.

[Winston569]

My ATF is Juniors, with a $10 door fee and a free tequilla. The girls are mostly 6-9 with the occasional 9+ (who may not be FS occasionally). Most are FS with rooms upstairs and a private room for private dance (touching allowed and encouraged). My ATF is called Gracia (I hope she is still there) and is a very cool lady as well as a great bed buddy!! Usually, the girls circulate but if you have your eye on one and tip the "boss", they will send her your way! If you don't like a particular girl who sits with you, just don't buy her a drink and she will get the message. Good luck. I hope the rumors of Juniors closing are not true. I am going to PV in March and it won't be the same without Juniors!!! Feel free to PM with questions Mcguire.

[UrbanWildlife]

It is a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride that costs $5 to $6.00 U.S dollars from the heart of the entertainment district in Puerto Vallarta. This place is known by all taxi drivers and it is a area that has basically 3 Mexican *****houses, as they have rooms onsite, even though the club Stravaganza features a stripclub setting. I have spoken to several of the girls who have told me from Las Alazenas that they would do 12 hour sessions for $150.00 dollars.

I have made some changes in the personal working in my bar so the quality of my waitresses in quite abit down from what it was, but the service is much better. My bar is strictly a Mexican cantina and more changes are going to be taking place and I will keep you all posted.

To Adam, this is not a destiination for mongering so prepare yourself for that. It is far from a Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic or any similar country.

I've been to a few spots in PV, but don't know specifically where Alanzas is located, nor am I familiar with the Zona Rosa. If you're in the Guayabitos/LaPenita area to the north (about an hour), Mangos is a great place with lots of good looking women. They'll cost you 700-850 pesos. Need to watch some, though, as they'll have someone knocking on the door after 15 minutes telling you time is up. So make it clear you the time you want.