Puerto Vallarta

[Exthalmus]

Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.

Hi There,

I will be in PVR Nov 28th-Dec6th. Would really like info on your boats. I went to PVR in April and loved it. Need to learn the language to be able to easily find the Monger Zones. I am in the Pro Sports business and am bringing clients down with me. so Please let me know how to get ahold of you to schedule up some fishing time.

Cheers,

Pendor

[UrbanWildlife]

Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.

[WantSomeFun]

Thanks for the info. Since I will be arriving via cruise ship, I think I'll check out Las Antorchas. They day we are there in port, I believe there will be another 1 or 2 cruise ships there, so I would think the chicas would be working. I"ll report back.

[Don Tonto]

Sorry, I've driven through Mazatlan a few times during the day, but never really made it my final destination. Once, I slept there overnight but was too tired, after hours of driving, to do anything

[Don Tonto]

can someone tell me how to get to zona rosa?
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the best way to get there is by taxi. you could probably ask him to go to stravaganza: the best club there. there are usually taxis waiting in the parking lot, so don't worry about getting a ride home. don't plan on arriving before midnight, or you will be disappointed.

if you want to drive there yourself:

1. starting at the walmart/sam's club/vips parking lot.

2. exit the parking lot to the right and follow the frontage road (alongside the main highway) north about 1/4 mile to the intersection where you will find the "la paloma" bullring and an oxxo convenience store.

3. from this frontage road, you will turn right onto a small road at the la paloma/oxxo intersection.

4. you will follow this road for about 0.9 miles, going over several speed bumps along the way. after you go over the last speed bump (maybe the 5th one if memory serves correctly), take an immediate right turn into the gates of the zona rosa dirt parking lot.

the entrance is not well marked and one might drive right by without good directions. note the the road you have been following will end a short distance further when it hits a small highway. if you reach the end of the road, turn around and go back to the last speed bump.

also, is there any daytime action to be found? if so, where?
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las antorchas, next to the san javier hospital and across from the marine terminal (where the cruise ships are docked), is probably the best daytime bet, but it is really hit-or-miss with the girl quality. also, if you don't see a cruise ship in port: don't go because the girls won't be there.

[Don Tonto]

Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.

One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.

Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.

Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee!

[WantSomeFun]

Can someone tell me how to get to Zona Rosa?

Also, is there any daytime action to be found? If so, where?

Thanks!

[WantSomeFun]

Just read on another board that Junior's is going to be closing. Guess the owner sold the land to a developer that is going to put up condo's there. Been to Junior's a few times and overall found it to be an OK place.

[UrbanWildlife]

Sorry guys for not having the opportunity to log on for several weeks but work has overwhelmed me to put it nicely. Puerto Vallarta is a very expensive city and not really the mongering destination, but there are girls to be had like in any other major city. At this time there is little tourism so the nightlife is not really happening, but that should be changing in a few weeks. I have my bar open so if anyone wants to stop in for a free drink, have some good free Mexican botanas (appetizers) drop by and ask for Eduardo. The hours are weekly from 12pm to 2am.

There is no bar, cantina, or discotec in Puerto Vallarta, or the surrounding communities that has better looking waitresses working in there establishments than I do. I do want to clarify that these girls working in the bar are not putas but normal senoritas. I do have some contacts for nice putas as well. The best time to see all the chicas working in the bar is from 6 to 8 pm, as the day and nightshift is working together at this time.

I am now in the process of getting a caberet license that will permit me to open up a bikini bar where there will be table dances on the first floor, the second floor will be topless that will have a pole where the girls can slide down to the first level. On the 3rd floor will be a sex novelty shop. In the meantime, while I am still getting the proper license to go ahead with my plan, the bar is a normal type of Mexican Sports Bar that is small, clean, and confortable. It is located in front of Senor Frogs Disco, and next door to Los Amigos discotec, and a couple doors down from El Torito Restaurant. The beach is one and half blocks away. Any taxi driver will know this area and more than likely know where the bar is located. As stated in previous posts it is called the Original Monchi Sports Bar. This area is in the heart of the main entertainment district.

If you are seeking condos, tourist tours, english speaking air conditioned taxis, airport pickups, wingman, or need any other information please get in touch, and stop in the bar for your free drink or cerveza. All my prices are very reasonable. A drink is about two dollars and a bottle of beer (cerveza) one dollar fifty cents.

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[Mick420]

i am a canadian, and very much tired of the cold ass winters. i don't have a passport, so that really does limit my potential destinations. mexico seemed to be the easiest, as its not too long of a flight, the climate is right, and it suits my needs...i hope. i don't actually have anything booked yet, but was thinking around december 1 would be perfect.

my first question is a little bit unrelated to this forum, hopefully someone has some ideas. i want to stay longer than 1 or 2 weeks, which seems pretty typical from these online travel agents. i am thinking like 2-3 months, maybe longer. i have the time off work, the cash in my pocket, and the canadian dollar is doing the best i've ever seen it, so i can't think of a better opportunity. problem is, paying a hotel like 60+ dollar a night over 3 months is way too expensive. i would like to rent out a furnished apartment that won't bust my wallet. i only plan to sleep there, and spend my days and nights going out, so i don't need anything fancy. all of the rentals i have found online have been luxury condos that go for $1000 us dollars a month or more. these are usually 2-3 bedrooms. i just don't need that much space. i was hoping to find a place that is no more than $500 us a month(utilities included if possible). if anyone can help me out with that, i'll get you mad drunk if you're in pv the same time i am. the way i'm looking at it, is the less i spend on living expenses, the more i can spend on fun stuff.

now, onto the mongering. the reason i have chosen pv is that it seems to be the safest place for gringos to walk around. i've never been anywhere in mexico before, so i don't really know for sure, only what i have read online. thanks to this forum, and reading 16 pages, most of my questions have already been answered.

how strict are the clubs about making sure a girl is atleast 18? i've read on various sites that pv has a problem with **** prostitution, and i don't really want to spend any time in a mexican prison for having sex with a minor. on the flip side, girls in there 30's and 40's don't really appeal to me(i am 22) i'm sure that if i'm careful, it's nothing to worry about, but i would rather be too careful, than not careful enough.

last question; marijuana. i am from bc, and all the stereotypes you hear are pretty much true...we're mostly all stoners. i myself am a daily toker, and usually smoke 1-2 grams. by the sounds of it, the taxi drivers can hook me up, and i noticed in one previous post, the guy had to buy 50 dollars worth at one time. my question is, how much do you get for that money? here, 50 dollars will get me a quater ounce, or 7 grams.

thanks in advance for any information or hints you can provide me. i know i am probably going overboard with this, but it will be my first time out of country, and i'd rather be overly prepared, than under prepared.

[Skug37]

Good report, Skug. You gave helpful updates on some of the old haunts and info on places that I don't remember being reviewed here before.

If you got your last-minute deal to PV at a place other than Priceline, I hope you can reveal it.

I'm glad Las Antorchas is still open, for those of us who like daytime action.

As you exit La Zona, which side of the street and in which direction is Tierra y Mar?

And where is El y Ella?

Hey Duke,

I always like your articles because they’re very informative.

I got my last minute deal to Vallarta from Travelocity believe it or not. I was checking for prices to go back to either El Salvador or Colombia, but couldn’t find any competitive prices.

As you leave La Zona, you go to the right, and then it’s about an equivalent of 6 blocks or so, and then you’ll come to a street where you take a left, and Tierra Y Mar is just straight ahead a few blocks. I realize that this is very vague, but I don’t know the name of the street since I’m always really drunk when leaving from Tierra Y Mar. I usually get there about 5:00 or so, and it is always hopping. I’m never quite sure if the women at Tierra Y Mar are for hire or not, and I’ve never really tried since my immediate plans are always to go to La Zona. This was the first time that I went to the place across the street from Tierra Y Mar. It appeared to be a very cool place. The women were really hot, and obviously seemed for hire since I noticed lots of customers rubbing their asses and what not while dancing with them. Plus, not only a Cab Driver, but also one of the posts here had said that the waitresses there are hookers.

El Y Ella is in an area called La Curva. I don’t know exactly what part of town it’s in, since I had always gone there after drinking a lot in La Zona. In years past, I remember it being about a 40 or 50 peso cab ride from La Zona. Last time I was there was a few years ago, and the price for a woman was about 600-700 pesos. It was a tad bit more upscale than La Zona, but not to the point where it is ridiculously expensive. You also have lots of negotiating power there, since Conejitas was (and maybe still is) right next door. They are both strip clubs. As you leave El y Ella, Conejitas is to the left, however if you go to the right, and walk about a block, there was (and maybe still is) a pool hall bar where the waitresses can also be easily bought. They charge about 60 pesos to buy one of the waitresses a beer, and full service (although they don’t have rooms at that particular bar) is about 500 pesos.

Oh, and I almost forgot. Some waiter at a restaurant told me that Antorchas has the most amount of women there on Wednesdays, since apparently that is the day that a Cruise Ship comes in. He said that most of the women that go there are from La Zona, so La Zona is normally dead on Wednesdays.

Hope this info helps, and happy mongering.

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[Bifford]

Good report, Skug. You gave helpful updates on some of the old haunts and info on places that I don't remember being reviewed here before.

If you got your last-minute deal to PV at a place other than Priceline, I hope you can reveal it.

I'm glad Las Antorchas is still open, for those of us who like daytime action.

As you exit La Zona, which side of the street and in which direction is Tierra y Mar?

And where is El y Ella?

[Skug37]

Although I hadn’t planned on going to PV again because of the inflated prices, I ended up getting a last minute deal for the Weekend.

Probably most of my information will be repetitive with other reports, however I will still try to provide as much informative information as possible.

On my first night, I went to La Zona. My first stop was Stravaganza. They charged me 30 pesos for a beer, so I was already pissed off. The place was dead, and has been remodeled to an unnecessary, luxurious level for that area. I then saw the waiter charge 20 pesos for a beer to a local, so I left. Went next door to El Cadilac. Although it had reopened since I was there last, it was a different owner. There were about 3 women, and about 4 transvestites (which was never the case before). So, I left before I finished my beer. Then, I went across the parking lot to Las Alanzas, which always kicks ass. As usual, it was the best place. It was packed with hookers, and only charged 15 pesos per beer. I ended up banging one of the putas for 500 pesos. By the way, always tell them that your price includes everything (including the room), or they always try to jab you for an extra 100 pesos or so. Then, I would have gone to El Tren, but it was closed. As I was leaving, I saw some really thick titted woman getting out of a taxi, about ready to go into Stravaganza. I ended up nailing her for 550 pesos.

Afterwards, I took a taxi to the strip club that’s across the street from Hotel Alamo. They charged 30 pesos for a beer, and one of the hookers said she charges 900 pesos. I got pissed off and left, with intentions on going to Hotel Alamo. Much to my surprise, Hotel Alamo is still closed. The cab driver said that it had been closed for about the past 6 months. So, I just went back to my room.

The next morning, I went to Antorchas. Besides the bar tender, it was empty. I just drank one beer, and then when I left, there was a so so woman waiting outside. We agreed on a total price of 450 pesos. We had to take a dirt trail from behind the building to a house that had 2 rooms for sex. Afterwards, I went to Pitiyal because I was told that a place called Las Ranas had women for hire. All that was in there was the Bartender, who was kind of hot. I asked her if she was for hire, and she said no, and that it wasn’t that type of bar.

Later on in the evening I went to Tierra y Mar where I always like to drink before going to La Zona since it is just within walking distance. Per a report here on the site, and a taxi driver, I decided to go to the bar across the street from Tierra Y Mar, in order to look for Prostitutes. There were several waitresses, however they were occupied with customers that were buying them drinks and dancing with them.

So, I went to Las Alanzas (which by the way opens earlier than the other places in La Zona). It is normally open by about 9:00 PM or so. Ended up buying a woman that I run into just about every time I go to Vallarta. She never charges much, and is always pretty wild. This time, we agreed on 500 pesos, and as always she was worth every peso.

Although I diddn't have time over the weekend to go to El y Ella, a cab driver told me that it is still open. I forgot to ask him if Conejitas (which is right next door) is still there, but I'm sure it probably is. The last time I was there, there was also a bar down the street from the two that although was not a strip joint, it still had working women inside.

Hope this info is informative, as I have always found the other reports on this site to be extremely helpful for my mongering purposes.

[Solidrockfun]

Did you manage to get the bar up and running? If so, expect some visitors this coming week

Kwork,

Pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars so you can get and receive personal messages. It will be well worth it to you.

The bar will not be open until approximately August 10th. My name is Eduardo. I will not be in Puerto Vallarta until August 3rd, as I am closing out my businesses here in the United States.

As I stated in my previous post, I will publish information when I have things all in place. Thank you for inquiring!

[Reese27]

I am looking for information on Damely Massage in PV. Has anyone visted the MP recently? Can you tell me something of your experience? And specifically did you see Patty one of the two sisters who run the MP? I would appreciate any information.

Thanks