Puerto Vallarta

[Lovin Chicas]

Junior’S was my favorite club in PVR. I have been there the last two yrs. That was the only place I always found a hot chick, that gave me a great time! You have to be patient, and tell the Waiter what you are looking for. They will keep bringing girls up until you like one!

Luckily, I have discovered the lesser Antilles Since being to PVR in April. So I believe PVR is over priced for an english speaking guy like myself. You guys may want to check out the ISG on the lesser Antilles if you vacation purely for mongering like myself! The cost for the flight is about the same (from US), but you can get much more for your money there! Plus hotel's are much more chica friendly!

Do you know when Junior's is closing? I doubt I will be able to make it back there, but curious anyways!

Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.

One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.

Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.

Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee!

[UrbanWildlife]

Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare. The bars located there are strictly for putas and have onsite rooms for the sexual encounters. I stop in to visit a friend who is a waiter in Las Alasenas from time to time, and the quality it seems is always poor. The cost is anywhere from 300 to 500 pesos, ($30.- $50. U.S dollars for full service). The other bars such as Stravaganza are more expensive to drink in and the girls are getting one hundred dollars. The quality varies from day to day with the best being the weekends when girls from Guadalajara and other areas arrive to work for only the weekend. Antorches is another bar that has been mentioned many times here on the board, and I am not a frequent visitor to this bar but the times I have stopped in the quality has never been good. There are many agencies here in Puerto Vallarta and my suggestion is to check these out when you are in town. These places are advertized in the daily newspaper.

If you are coming here and expecting a Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, San Jose, or a Quito, you are going to be very disappointed. As far as the water goes, it is warm and the beaches are nice. If I can be of any further help to you send me a p.m and I will do my best to answer you.

You also might think about renting a condo or apartment, and if you do go ahead and rent a hotel make sure of there guest policy first, as many hotels in the area have taken a hard approach against guests being in the rooms or even on the properties. Playa Los Arcos is one of these hotels.

[MrLogan1979]

Whats up guys,

I need some help here. I have read the prior reports and it seems PV is not that cheap anymore. Anyway lucky for me I speak spanish fluently and pass for mexican. So la zona is great right, any recent updates would be appreciated. I wanted to know specifics on price their, I mean if I act like a local will I get local prices? I would like to be "armed" with this vital info because it seems we "americanos" inflate the prices all the time. I am frugal not because I am cheap but if you can save money and use that money for more fun why not? I believe I have narrowed my stay at a couple hotels near muertos beach. Can anyone tell me how far that is to the Zona? I do like the beaches so this question may sound gay but is the water warm during late Feb/early Mar times? Villa del Mar is probably the hotel I am going to stay at--2 beds/ or for 2 people room that I am going to rent. I have done this in the pass in Dominican Rep. And San Jose, C. R. w/o any problems-what I mean is that I rent a room with 2 beds or king size bed and when I arrive alone I tell the hotel that I will be meeting my gf/Friend later (I do this because it is fairly easy to p/u a GF and spend a couple days with her) and they never gave me any problems. Anyway I tried this in Quito and the ***** receptionist told me if I did not arrive on the 1st day with my gf no one will be allowed in except me. Anyway any info on la zona (hours of operation, prices, location in relation to muertos beach) would be greatly appreciated. If anyone would like info of Boca Chica-D. R. , San Jose, C. R. Or Quito, Ecuador I will answer any that I can.

[UrbanWildlife]

Thank you for your kind words Tony and I look forward to seeing you stop by again on your next visit. Not sure what you mean by the "lay of the land", but maybe you can explain it to us so we all know. Thanks again!

Just spent 4 days in Puerto Vallarta and managed to get over to Eduardo's new place near El Torito.

What a great guy! He has help about the "lay" of the land. Too bad I'm not into fishing because he knows lots about it.

Friendly, cute bartenders. Locals drop in - it's the kind of place that really feels authentic.

Tony

[Tony1010]

Just spent 4 days in Puerto Vallarta and managed to get over to Eduardo's new place near El Torito.

What a great guy! He has help about the "lay" of the land. Too bad I'm not into fishing because he knows lots about it.

Friendly, cute bartenders. Locals drop in - it's the kind of place that really feels authentic.

Tony

[PassinThrough]

i was recently in pv and decided to give damely massage a try. it was right were everyone said it would be. there is a sign that i missed the first time but caught when i turned around. i went up and the woman said she was busy. i asked if there was anyone else and she called someone. i waited a few minutes and a woman showed up and took me to a room. she had me undress and gave me a towel to drape over myself. i got a nice hour massage but with a towel draped over me and absolutely no signs of extras. after the massage i asked the girl from the front if she was available. she said she was for a 30 minute massage. i opted for it and she came in. it turns out this was lily. she got rid of the towel and gave me a nice massage brushing against my privates a couple times. when she was done i pointed to my erection and asked if she would massage that. we agreed on 200 pesos and she did a nice job, then cleaned me up and i took off. she was also much better looking than the first girl. all in all i had a good time and would go back for another.

pit

[UrbanWildlife]

Pendor and others, it is necessary you turn on your email box permitting others to send you messages, or to provide me contact information so I can get you the information you have requested. Thank you to the several members who have inquired about mongering, fishing, and other services.

[Exthalmus]

Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.

Hi There,

I will be in PVR Nov 28th-Dec6th. Would really like info on your boats. I went to PVR in April and loved it. Need to learn the language to be able to easily find the Monger Zones. I am in the Pro Sports business and am bringing clients down with me. so Please let me know how to get ahold of you to schedule up some fishing time.

Cheers,

Pendor

[UrbanWildlife]

Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.

[WantSomeFun]

Thanks for the info. Since I will be arriving via cruise ship, I think I'll check out Las Antorchas. They day we are there in port, I believe there will be another 1 or 2 cruise ships there, so I would think the chicas would be working. I"ll report back.

[Don Tonto]

Sorry, I've driven through Mazatlan a few times during the day, but never really made it my final destination. Once, I slept there overnight but was too tired, after hours of driving, to do anything

[Don Tonto]

can someone tell me how to get to zona rosa?
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the best way to get there is by taxi. you could probably ask him to go to stravaganza: the best club there. there are usually taxis waiting in the parking lot, so don't worry about getting a ride home. don't plan on arriving before midnight, or you will be disappointed.

if you want to drive there yourself:

1. starting at the walmart/sam's club/vips parking lot.

2. exit the parking lot to the right and follow the frontage road (alongside the main highway) north about 1/4 mile to the intersection where you will find the "la paloma" bullring and an oxxo convenience store.

3. from this frontage road, you will turn right onto a small road at the la paloma/oxxo intersection.

4. you will follow this road for about 0.9 miles, going over several speed bumps along the way. after you go over the last speed bump (maybe the 5th one if memory serves correctly), take an immediate right turn into the gates of the zona rosa dirt parking lot.

the entrance is not well marked and one might drive right by without good directions. note the the road you have been following will end a short distance further when it hits a small highway. if you reach the end of the road, turn around and go back to the last speed bump.

also, is there any daytime action to be found? if so, where?
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las antorchas, next to the san javier hospital and across from the marine terminal (where the cruise ships are docked), is probably the best daytime bet, but it is really hit-or-miss with the girl quality. also, if you don't see a cruise ship in port: don't go because the girls won't be there.

[Don Tonto]

Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.

One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.

Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.

Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee!

[WantSomeFun]

Can someone tell me how to get to Zona Rosa?

Also, is there any daytime action to be found? If so, where?

Thanks!

[WantSomeFun]

Just read on another board that Junior's is going to be closing. Guess the owner sold the land to a developer that is going to put up condo's there. Been to Junior's a few times and overall found it to be an OK place.