Puerto Vallarta

[Apprenticed]

It's best to call them and ask if you can bring guests to your bedroom prior to booking.

[Golfing]

I do believe most AI sell a day pass that will let you bring a guest onto the resort, but I have no idea the cost.

Is it accurate to say that any all-inclusive hotel is an automatic no-go?

And is it best to book a hotel in Centro / Zona Romantica?

Thanks to everyone contributing.

[Flawless Zeal]

Is it accurate to say that any all-inclusive hotel is an automatic no-go?

And is it best to book a hotel in Centro / Zona Romantica?

Thanks to everyone contributing.

[Apprenticed]

Real weird vibe. So. My question is. Does this place sometimes fill up? Like. Was I there too early?

If this was a traditional Mexican cantina bar I'd expect them to join your table and make sure that you consume drinks, as they'd be paid commissions for each drink you order.

And eventually you could invite them to go to the room.

Unfortunately I've never seen anything like that going on there. I know that sometimes girls go inside but I just don't see anything going on there.

Nevertheless, outside, near the door there are many girls, usually good looking and waiting for clients to choose them to go make sex in the rooms.

Prices vary from 600 to 800 pesos.

800 pesos is the usual, some accept to negotiate down to 700, and the less good looking may do it for 600.

[Apprenticed]

I'm coming back to PVR soon and I wanted to know, can you take any of the girls to Motel Pedregal inside around the corner? How much does the motel cost and is there like a fee to take the girl from the club? I just don't want to deal with the annoying upselling guys at the clubs.

You can bring any girls to any Motel, that's what they are for.

I think that the prices are about 400 pesos.

Better call then to confirm the price.

[Apprenticed]

La Nueva Reja Cantina (saloon) Guatemala 243,5 de Diciembre, 48350 Puerto Vallarta, Jal.
Here is a lively place with local music, dancing and chicas waiting to join your table to entertain you. Chicas I use the term loosely, they are really Tias. The ladies are independent and anything you arrange is with them solely. Its like a pickup bar for us but with a serious local flavor.

Did anybody have any success picking up these girls for sex?

If so can you explain how you approach them?

I've been there and saw some nice girls, better looking than the ones on the street.

Thank you!

[Golfing]

Would anyone know if the Hotel Rio Malecon is guest friendly? I will be staying here mid January and would like to have a girl or 2 visit while there. Also is there any massage places that offer something like a soapy massage or similar to what you can find in Thailand?

[NickNasty]

Hey Farmerboy45, any chance you still have contact info for the milerotica scheduler? I'd love to find a service like that for when I visit in 3 weeks. Thanks in advance!

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there. I get to the front door and a man is sitting there who says something in Spanish that I didn't understand. I asked him if I could buy a beer inside, and he waved me through. I walk in, and the big room is empty. Completely empty with no one there except for a couple dudes working the bar / kitchen (area. I decided, what the hell, and sat down and ordered a beer, wondering what would happen next.

In maybe fifteen minutes three customers walk in with a fairly good looking lady. They order beers and one dude starts feeling up the lady.

Eventually, two other older ladies walk in and take a seat a couple tables away from me. I told the waiter I wanted to purchase them both a drink. He delivers their drinks and they give me the universal "cheers" sign. I thought this was enough to at least get one of them to come to my table so I'd have someone to talk with, so I wouldn't feel so strange sitting there by myself. But no such luck. A little while longer a dude who seemed to be a manager type at Terrazza walks up to them, looks at their beers, then looks at me, then seems upset. For what I don't know. He walks away and I motion to them like "WTF". They smile, laugh and with their body language and hands wave it off as to say "don't worry". It was really confusing.

Then a little later, another older woman sits at the table by me. We share a smile. But by this time I was thinking I just need to get the F out of there.

Real weird vibe. So. My question is. Does this place sometimes fill up? Like. Was I there too early?

As I walked out and made a right to get back to the main drag. There were MANY street chicas out looking for company. But I kept walking.

Got back to the hotel and just used the normal service I found on Mileroticos a couple years ago. They are consistent, and the person on the other end of the WhatsApp messages knows me by now and is always friendly. She always sends me photos of two or three choices. Always gals in their early 20's. Almost all have always been excellent and provide GFE. Probably going to stick with this on my next trip as it is just so much more relaxing for me to enjoy the no hassle of quality service being delivered to the room.

[Hakka12]

Has anyone used the hot tub at Vallarta massage? When I was there in April it was out of order.

[Will2024]

Went to massage parlor scene in the Marina during different times 11 AM and 3 PM on two different days last week.

Went to Vallarta Massage which is at the other end and was disappointed with the quality of the girls in the morning at 11 AM, started walking to towards the marina and there are massage parlors on either sides spanning different types of stores. Took a right turn and the first 3 or 4 massage parlors are genuine massage parlors and do not offer any service.

The ones after you make a slight left turn and a right offer full services. There was some young girls marketing and I went in and asked for the menu. After agreeing for $2500 for FS I was asked to get undressed and then a chica (Tanya) (atleast a 8 or a 9) walked me into the room. After some massage, she started fore play, slipped the rubber and gave a CBJ and after a few minutes she rode me and we did multiple positions until I popped. One of the most memorable experiences with any chica anywhere. As I was walking out, I saw two other beautiful girls (at-least 9). You cannot go wrong at this place.

The next day, since I heard so much about Vallarta Massage in the forums from different posts mostly 1. 5 years before, I decided to give it one more shot. As I walked I saw atleast a half dozen girls and all looked like they were in their 30's or mid thirties. They seem to be on the heavier side, or short and (5 or 6 rating) by my standards. Disappointed with the quality of the girls again, I started walking.

I was wanted to try the other parlors on the left side since they got mentioned in the previous posts and also was trying to see if I could pick up some phone numbers for later that night. Went directly to to Serenity Spa and found two chicas (rating 7 and 9). Immediately took one (Ara) and she gave me a decent massage and FS. Privacy is a little problem if you make noises or have rough sex. Nevertheless had a great time and got the number. Unfortunately, I could not find the time to call her that night as I was exhausted. This is the place for a good massage and full service experience.

Extremely disappointed for wasting valuable time going to Vallarta Massage. I would strongly recommend not going to Vallarta Massage and try the other places instead. These places I went to are very clean as well.

I also heard from the local taxi drivers that the Massage Parlors on the main road next (Dreams Resorts), I. E. , Hotel Canto Del Sol (4-5 minutes tax ride south of marina) have good Chicas (rating 7. 5 to 9. 5).

Happy Mongering.

[JoeBazooka55]

I went to The Best Massage. It's a block over east from the beginning of the Malecon. My SO wanted a deep tissue massage for 90 minutes. They charged 1200 each, which is crazy expensive. I think we would've bailed on this place if it wasn't for the crazy walk in the rain and it still pouring outside. Anyways, this place had walls all the way to the ceiling, which was nice. There was a couch in the room which I got excited about. My therapist was Paolina. She was a chubby girl but didn't have big tits or ass. It was a bummer. And she wasn't that cute. She was like a 5/10. In the middle of the massage, she asked if I wanted extra. I asked for the pricing and it was nuts. I finally haggled down to $140 for naked HJ with no kissing. I should've said no looking back. Worst part is that she still charged me for the deep tissue massage. In my opinion, skip this place. The other girls there weren't that pretty either.

On another night, I went to Janna Spa, in the hotel zone. You go up stairs and there are two rooms with two tables in each room. This time I got the relaxing massage for 400 for an hour. In the middle of the massage, my therapist, Katia, asked if I wanted a special massage. I offered a $100 and she gave me an HJ, nude, kissing, and DATY. She was cute. Like a 7/10. Her tits were a little droopy but still nice. Had to be super quiet because the walls were glass or plastic. And the walls didn't go up to the ceiling.

Overall, Danielle at Serenity was the best.

[Jalandose]

Any recent intel on Bucerias, I'm aware of the clubs, more curious of the massage places. I know it's a little north of Vallarta, just thought I'd check. Thanks.

[JoeBazooka55]

After an outing in the sea, my SO and I were looking for a massage. We checked out a few places for pricing but that was my excuse to see the talent. I was trying to make to Vallarta Massage but my SO was getting impatient so we decided to just go with Serenity Spa. I immediately thought that nothing was going to happen because the walls do not go all the way up to the ceiling. We got a 90 minute massage. My MT was Danielle. She was super cute, nice ass and a great set of BS. After an hour of the massage, which was pretty good, I asked if there were any extras available. She asked what I wanted and for how much. Since the walls are open and my SO was in the next room over, I new I couldn't go to pound town. So I just asked for a HJ, with roaming. She started the HJ nice and slow. Then she whipped out her boobs. After a few minutes of this, I really wanted some DATY. She didn't completely take off her clothes but she did pull her pants down to give me access. It was delicious. Next we went back to the HJ in her boobs and then I popped. I offered her a hundo US dollars. It was was probably more than the current rate but that's all I had and only way for the SO to not find out. Anyways, Danielle was great. I would've loved FS with her but not sure is even possible there with open walls. Everyone would hear what's going on. She did give me a card with a number that offered "home service" but no way that's going to happen with the SO with me.

[Jdweeb]

My town just got direct flights lots of good info here, thanks.

[Apprenticed]

I have had luck with PVP

How are the prices for PV Playmates?