Puerto Vallarta

[BikerBoy22]

Back home and wanted to report on the last couple of days of my PV trip.

Night 3 started out at Pancho's Takos for some great local food, and then took a taxi to Andromeda. Tried to charge me 250 peso cover but I declined. Andromeda is a small spot off the main road with 4-5 girls and a small number of locals around midnight on a Thursday. Super cute spinner named Nikki sat down with me, she was hot so I agreed to lady drink for 320 pesos (I think they upcharged me for not paying cover), my beer was 60. She was sexy and nice but I sensed she would not be great in the private room so passed. Meanwhile I was admiring a tight bod older gal (Jessica) who was dancing on stage, she caught my eye and came over after her dance. Quoted 2000 pesos for hour, 1500 half. Went with half hour and had a good time with her, although room was pretty small she made up for it with her performance and even offered to come to my hotel after her shift. I walked out to the main street after and there was a guy on the corner handing out passes to Harem so I took a walk there to check it out.

Got to Harem around 230 am, tried to charge me 250 cover even though I had the pass that was supposed to be no cover. I once again declined to pay and they let me in. Pretty nice club with 10+ girls, I had a beer but didn't see anything special so took a walk further down the main road and came up to Jagger a little after 3 am. Jagger charges you 300 pesos to get in but it goes towards your tab. It was a decent looking place with a bunch of girls and fun vibe so I went for it. Ordered a beer and soon after Valentina came to my table - 30 yo, really pretty face and a sexy Latina body and booty. She was a total sweetheart. I declined the lady drink but opted for the 5 minute lap dance in a private room for 195 pesos. Great dance she was super sexy and passionate, grinding and groping turned to heavy DFK, so I rolled that into a 15 minute sex session in another private room with bed. Great quickly, super passionate session and one of my favorites of the trip. I don't have the 15 minute price noted but I do remember they wanted to charge me 100 pesos for the condom, settled for 50. This was the only place that charged for condom. Ended night on a high note for sure with Valentina.

Final day was out for a beach run so swung by SW area around 430 in afternoon and there was a girl at the Guatemala / Bolivia corner with a decent bod but face a little busted so I passed. Back at hotel connected with a CL girl named Brianna, very sexy and passionate performance BBBJ, DFK. 3500 pesos for her visit to my place. A little high but her pics were awesome and in person she did not disappoint (although pics were a bit dated).

Headed out at night and took a lap through the Hotel Erendira SW area but nothing there at around 11 pm on a Friday.

Took Uber to Tapanko, got there around midnight and walked in with no cover asked. Fun spot with a bunch of girls and crowd of mostly locals. I grabbed a table and a drink and was enjoying watching the girl on stage when the lovely Phoenix approached me. She is a cute blond spinner with a great ass, she sat on my lap and it was game on. Got her a lady drink for 290 pesos and she started giving me a great lap dance at the table that quickly proceeded to a make out session. We moved to a couch in the back of the room for more privacy and continued our DFK while I finger banged her. We finished our drink and then I took her to private room for 1700 pesos for a half hour, and she was awesome, another highlight of the trip. Walked out of Tapanko and there were 2 other clubs right there, but I was pretty wiped out at that point so decided to end the night and the trip on that high note. Thanks Phoenix!

Overall had a great time in PV and will definitely be back! Thanks again to everyone for the great posts and information on here.

[BikerBoy22]

Thank you everyone for all the great info here! I decided to get away for a few days, booked a last minute flight to PV and got in on Monday afternoon. I will be here until Saturday, so if anyone is in town looking for a wingman feel free to shoot me a PM.

Here are my notes so far, apologize in advance if I ramble! I am not a big poster but wanted to try to give back now that I am here.

I booked my first 2 nights at Garlands del Rio, a very cool boutique hotel with a be&be feel, walking distance to the Malecon. Very comfortable and no problem with evening guests as there is no staff there after 9 pm. I booked a session with Jaki on my first night and as others have noted she is fantastic! Super cool older MILF type and total GFE / DFK / BBBJ for 1500/ hour. Highly recommend!

Next day hung out at the Playa LOS Muertos beach which was cool, it runs along the Malecon and there are tons of fun places to eat and drink. I stopped by Coni spa on my way there and also back and was not super impressed either time with the talent out front so passed on the massage, but will continue to check in as it is right in my neighborhood. At night decided to check out King George's, took an Uber there around 9 pm. Uber arrived quickly to my hotel and driver was cool, I am working on my Spanish so he helped me out with it. I asked him about places to go and he suggested Aquah as a good spot. I didn't think much of it and when we pulled up to the location I assumed I was getting out at King George, but he actually brought me to Aquah instead! I walked up to the door and it wasn't until they tried to charge me a 250 cover that I realized I was at Aquah, and the Uber was there waiting (presumably to collect his commission). I went back to the Uber and gave the driver a "WTF" look and then just laughed. King George's was right next door so I got back in and he drove me the extra 50 feet LOL. As others have said here, be careful with taxi's (and Uber drivers) and make sure they take you where you want to go, and not their own agenda.

King George was pretty dead at 9 pm, there were like 2 other customers in there. Now this was the day after Christmas so not sure how that affects things, but I can tell you that PV is very busy with tourists and the hotels are almost all at capacity. I sat at a table and the waiter said there were 4 girls working. The two I saw at the bar were a little thicker, maybe 6 or 7/10. I told the waiter I liked a thinner / more fit / less thick girls and he came back from somewhere with a really attractive blonde named Melina. Slim / nice body with a few tattoos and overall sexy look and vibe, a solid 8/10. I got her a glass of champagne which I think was 290 and chatted her up. It was 2550 for 30 minutes in room upstairs, which is a lot but she was hot and I was getting decent signals from her so I went for it. She was definitely a disappointment in the room, I had prenegotiated DFK which she did but was lackluster, and she did CBJ because I stupidly did not ask for BBBJ upfront. The sex was pretty mechanical. Moral of the story, definitely negotiate everything before you head to the room (and even then you might be disappointed).

On another note, you can order food at KG, so after having sex I came back downstairs and ate a cheeseburger and fries haha.

Since I was in the area I walked down the street to check out Candy's. There was a 250 cover but it was only around 10:30 so there was no way I was paying cover, but I did want to see what was happening inside. A female host named Violeta walked me in to show me around, she was pretty hot. As expected there were only a handful of customers and about 4-5 girls, none worth staying for though so I took an Uber back to the Malecon. Fun vibe there at night, had a few drinks and then checked out the SW area at Guatemala St and Bolivia. Took a lap around the block and there was not a lot of action. There were 2 good looking girls sitting in a stoop right around the Guatemala / Bolivia intersection and I stopped and greeted them in Spanish but they were not very engaging and there were other people hanging out in that general area so didn't want to push it. I came upon an older girl walking who was a 6/10 and she was ready to go. I considered it but she was a little too sketchy so I walked back to the Malecon and finished the night there. Lots of fun bars and clubs there and worth a look.

Today I moved to the V177 condos in the Romantic Zone. Super nice suite right near the beach with a kick-ass rooftop pool. Paying $250 USD per night for the next 3 nights, room rates are definitely high around town this week due to high occupancy. Like Garlands, this is not a traditional hotel with a front desk so I am thinking it will be guest-friendly but I will see.

I was tied up with work stuff most of today so no action to report, tonight the plan is to check out 4 Play which is walking distance from my hotel and then Tapanko and / or Andromeda.

On another note, I have had my share of delicious and unhealthy Mexican food so far, but for anyone looking for a healthy alternative you can check out Salud Super Food and Barra Light, both near the beach in the Romantic Zone.

Healthy smoothies, wraps, etc (if you're into that sort of thing.

[Tony1010]

Jack,

Appriciate your report. Did you get any names. ?

Tony.

Went to King George sport-bar after a terrible experience at Las Antorchas on 12/11/17 in the early afternoon. Beautiful place with VIP room in back and high end rooms upstairs. Took this sweet little gal about 5 ft tall or less 90 lbs with teenage looking body and tiny little ass first to the VIP and than upstairs. Double shower, BBBJ in shower DFK constantly, multi positions. Enjoyed it immensely! Wasntcheap. But still worth it for me. Drink for each of us, 1 dance in VIP, and long half hour upstairs with tip, ran about 3500 pesos.

[JackSavage121]

Went to King George sport-bar after a terrible experience at Las Antorchas on 12/11/17 in the early afternoon. Beautiful place with VIP room in back and high end rooms upstairs. Took this sweet little gal about 5 ft tall or less 90 lbs with teenage looking body and tiny little ass first to the VIP and than upstairs. Double shower, BBBJ in shower DFK constantly, multi positions. Enjoyed it immensely! Wasntcheap. But still worth it for me. Drink for each of us, 1 dance in VIP, and long half hour upstairs with tip, ran about 3500 pesos.

[JackSavage121]

I went to Las Antorchas on 12/11/17, cruise ship in port, its a filthy open air courtyard with a few old tables and chairs. Alejandra and her friend were the best there but that's not saying much. Took them both for $1500 pesos through a sketchy dirt lot back 2 blocks to a a real sketchy dirty flop house. I confirmed lesbian experience 3 times beforehand, It was the worst P4P experience ever. Dirty, hot room, cold shower, no lesbo action, Alejandra was leaking breast milk, they were both fat. Worst CBJ ever, had a hell of a time even finishing. Couldn't get out of their fast enough and than they even ask for a tip. Never again.

[JohnEastBay]

Just a quick update. First time in PV. Stopped by the Coni tonight. Few girls were sitting up front at the table. One who spoke some English took me back to the nice room. Beautiful. 9+ body and face. Menu is the same as posted before from 350 to 2,500. Good massage; but I had better. No complaints. She was so nice looking. Have a decent shower as well.

Thank you and good luck.

[GrandPop]

Many thanks to those of you who provided information about Las Antorchas. I can confirm that it is still in business. I stopped by a week ago when a cruise ship was in port and saw two very attractive girls.

I had a nice GFE session with Alejandra, a "blond. " Her friend says that she comes 6 days a week, every day but Sunday. I went back the following day (no cruise ship), hoping to session with her friend but didn't see her and had a second date with Alejandra.

Alejandra offered to come to my hotel and we agreed on 2 k for 2 hours. She arrived 10 minutes early and left 70 minutes early. At the one hour mark she suggested that we take showers. Why? Because she's leaving. Up until that point, every thing was great. This is another example of why we shouldn't pay up front. I thought I could trust her since she had given full measure on the first two dates. She has a two month old baby and was dripping milk from her tits.

[Tony1010]

What a great report! Muchas gracias.

First of all, thanks to everyone that contributed to the PV thread, it was very helpful in planning my recent 3-day stay!

I started my journey Friday soon after checking in to the Rivera Del Rio Hotel in the Zona Romantica. Very good place by the way, a bit more luxurious than the other area hotels, but worth the price. Sweet rooftop views!

I took a walk and got on board one of these blue public transit buses (fare is 7. 50 pesos). I decided to go to Las Antorchas. Pretty much any bus going north on Hwy 200 (towards Wal-Mart, Sam's, Soriana's etc) will take you there. Just tell the driver when you wish to stop. I won't give directions as this was covered in previous posts.

Walked in Las Antorchas. There was 3 somewhat chubby girls and since I was the only one there, they all came to me at once! One was taller, better looking and had a bubbly personality. Decided to go with her. The usual 2 beers, negotiated down to a 1000 pesos deal for the hour, including the room. She was very enthusiastic and fun. Forgot her name. Dang it! Left 40 pesos tip and left.

Later in the day, after coming back in the Old Vallarta, I walked lots and ended up trying Coni Spa. 2 girls were at the door sitting on high chairs. Diana took me in. Young, cute body, a little extra meat on the bones and a nice booty. She had black curled hair and a darker skin tone. Luscious lips too. A good 7/10.

The massage was rather simple, and she quickly asked if I wanted extras. I said maybe. The happy ending was 850 pesos, including the massage. She mentioned other options going up to 2100 pesos, but I didn't understand the menu fully (her English was passable and so was my Spanish). I inquired about a CBJ, but she said she couldn't due to her dental braces, so I went for the he. It was not that great, I even had to tell her to go easy on the "tip".

So no tip. LOL.

Next morning, I had my sights set on La Botana in downtown Vallarta (the one by the Telecable office). Found the place despite having no signs up (there's a main floor and a staircase entrance). Take the stairs on the right and you'll see a small worn down bar with a jukebox blaring. I was the only gringo there! Don't be afraid, everybody looks but no one bites. Pick a table and look around. The girls there will make eye contact and smile. They come to you or you come to them. Sadly when I was there, there were too many men for the amount of women. So they were gone quickly. Only a few were worth a shot, as the majority of girls were either old, or had very disproportionate / unappealing bodies.

It was soon 4 pm after I walked out, and was looking for the streetwalker scene by Guatemala and Boliva. I walked around the block a couple times because I only saw one girl and she was "OK", but I wanted to see more before making a move.

Then I came across a beautiful, tall Mexican, wearing extra tight pants showing her beautiful Latino derriere. She had a pristine face (the make-up was flawless and the glowing pink lips had me going). After a brief discussion inside a close-by empty bar, she took me to the rooms. 75 for the beers, 100 for the house, and 500 for the girl, as I only wanted a CBJ. She was absolutely marvelous at it. Left a tip and said: "muchisimas gracias senorita"!

Had a stroll by Montes de Oca, the place where you can rent a room for up to 8 hours. There was indeed at one point a worker standing next to the place. I walked around the block once and she was gone.

Much later in the evening, I tested the other street corner by Hotel Erendira in the Zona Romantica. It was super close to my quarters, so why not?

Circled around repeatedly, but saw nothing at all. As it was explained before on here, that corner is hit or miss, and I did not find anybody there during my stay. Don't do the detour unless you are close by.

The last day, I went back to Basillo Badillo street and tried the massage place immediately besides Coni Spa (probably referred to as "Coni Spa 2" here). There's no name for the place, just white signs with "Massage" written in blue. 2 young women were there sitting next to each other in the lobby. One Mexican chica with a darker complexion, cute, beautiful body, pretty make-up, and the other girl was as good-looking but white-washed. I went with the first one. It was the very best massage I had during this vacation! However, no extras discussed, she was probably a true therapist, very methodical and structured with her massage, 350 plus a little tip. At the end, she told me to give the money to the other girl, which was really odd. Her handler perhaps?

Decided to go to the beach, had a few 2 for 1 Margaritas (heh) then came back to Coni Spa, where Bety was there with Diana (which I reviewed previously). Bety had the most beautiful body and a great smile. She was petite but toned! Nice perky tits, her face was a solid 8/10 with beautiful expressions. Her massage was good, and she hinted multiple times that she was going to do more, as she tickled, rubbed and cupped the jewels. Without my intervention, she nicely integrated the HJ with the rest of the massage. Betty was very attentive. I came all over myself during the big "O", she cleaned up patiently, and even continued massaging a bit to help me relax. That was awesome. 850 plus a 50 tip was the damage.

My only regret: when I came out, there was another girl downstairs, even smaller and youthful in appearance. Unfortunately I was running out of time and, admittedly, energy to continue!

Overall, I'm pretty happy with my experience in PV. Thanks for reading guys and sorry for the rambling.

One more thing: I felt pretty safe inside and outside tourist areas. Lots of Policia Municipal, heavily-armed guards and Jalisco State officers patrolling the streets, with multiple check stops and inspections.

I bet the recent events at La Leche restaurant have something to do with that.

[Tony1010]

You walk in order a drink, possibly buy a girl a drink, and then if you are interested in sex you negotiate with the girl. Do not take the price that they say as golden, negotiate, and this goes if speaking to management as well. They are going to come at you at a ridiculous amount, but remember you are the person with the money, so make an offer to what you feel is fare. If they do not accept it, go to another place.

You old fart!

We're in Puerto Vo Dec 6 to Dec 13. Any chance to hook up? I've love to see your sorry old assl.

Tony.

[PVMonger]

I am not in PV, but was there earlier this year. I believe at one time LA served food, which was not operating when I was there. But the part where the girls hang out, next to the pool table and beer bar was business as usual. I would find it hard to believe this place would close.

Las Antorchas is not closed. But it is for sale and has been for quite a while.

Somehow, I don't think the ball-and-chain would approve of me buying the place, tho.

[Walk Softly]

Stopping for a few days in PV on my way home from touristy stuff. I'll be staying down in old town from Dec. 20-23 but don't mind bussing it around.

If anyone will be in town and wants to compare notes over a beverage of choice, PM me. I'd love to have a winger for a night at the (local) strip clubs.

Unfortunately, the only one of those days there will be a cruise ship in port is the 20th.

Cheers! WS.

[Scubatoo]

When I RTFF, Las Antorchas looked like a lot of fun, and not too expensive. When I looked it up on Google for more info on 6-27-17, Google said that it is permanently closed. Can anyone tell me if that is true? If it is, could you suggest some place similar? I'm coming to Puerto Vallarta soon.

Thanks! GrandPop.

I am not in PV, but was there earlier this year. I believe at one time LA served food, which was not operating when I was there. But the part where the girls hang out, next to the pool table and beer bar was business as usual. I would find it hard to believe this place would close.

[GrandPop]

When I RTFF, Las Antorchas looked like a lot of fun, and not too expensive. When I looked it up on Google for more info on 6-27-17, Google said that it is permanently closed. Can anyone tell me if that is true? If it is, could you suggest some place similar? I'm coming to Puerto Vallarta soon.

Thanks! GrandPop.

[Ocean976]

Checked out Candy's Strip club, because my buddy wanted to go where it would be safer! I wanted to go to Tanpanko Candy's was dead, but decent looking girls. They ripped us off by charging us over 14 lady drinks, when we only had 1 each. In short we put a small disagreement, but paid it with a credit card. Once in the car we called a decline the charge.

Just an FYI for the future, Tapanko is perfectly safe. The outside may not be much to look at but there's nothing more dangerous there than any other late night spot.

[PVMonger]

Hi guys,

Wanted to give a big thanks to the previous guys who came before me and offered get advice.

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Checked out Candy's Strip club, because my buddy wanted to go where it would be safer! I wanted to go to Tanpanko Candy's was dead, but decent looking girls. They ripped us off by charging us over 14 lady drinks, when we only had 1 each. In short we put a small disagreement, but paid it with a credit card. Once in the car we called a decline the charge.


Stay safe and have fun.

As has been said many, many times before. Never, ever , pay with a credit card at a Mexican strip club. Always pay for the drinks as they arrive.