Puerto Vallarta

[Acehi491]

Just curious; I've been to LA a few times and found most of the girls to be pretty friendly, but they always seem to be in a rush. I guess it is, after all, a volume business, but I'd still like them to take it a little slower.

Anna aside, is that your experience too?

[Scubatoo]

Just curious, was "your" Anna wearing a black and white striped dress? If so, she was the most attractive girl there at 1 pm (but was busy the whole time).

P.S.: I've been told the place closes at 6 PM or so, which means you can most probably negotiate a better deal later as the day goes by. But then again the best girl probably made their money and left the place.

PPS: it was funny when I was sitting at the bar just chilling, this 60 why-o or so couple walked in, froze for a second at the sight of all the girls, thought "oh hell no" and immediately left haha.

PPS: keep posting, I'm here for 3 more weeks and appreciate recent information.

PPPS: did you check out Tapanko yet? According to reviews it seems to have the best quality / price ratio.

Yes. That was Anna. Great in the room.

[Bruno2000]

Swung by LA this morning around 11. Just two girls sitting together, one patron. I approached Gloria and Julie. Gloria a meaty girl with nice rack clutched my rod the whole time. Julie pretty face and body looked good. They wanted to go together for 1000 pesos plus 500 for the room. I chuckled. I offered 600 pesos each. They said no. Then, each said 1500. I chuckled again. When Gloria started to pout, I offered Julie 1000. Meanwhile, Anna came in and I went to her to go back to the room. She said to take one of her friends instead. So back to the two, and Julie said ok. We showered together, she had a nice ass with ok rack. Big areolas with nice erect nipples. A couple of tattoos. On the bed, she became obsessed with the condom. A poor BJ, then to a horrible CG ride as she held onto the condom during the mount. I then went doggie, and she would not let me all the way in, again holding onto the condom. Then went side bed mish, but she complained that it hurt. Finally told her to jack me, and she had no lotion. Enough I said, got dressed and back to the bar. No GFE, no DATY. She even asked for a tip. I don't think so. So I made a mistake. I should have taken Anna again. She has been great, but she was now occupied. Not the worst waste of 50 US bucks today, but very disappointing. But I will live to fuck another day.

Just curious, was "your" Anna wearing a black and white striped dress? If so, she was the most attractive girl there at 1 pm (but was busy the whole time).

P.S.: I've been told the place closes at 6 PM or so, which means you can most probably negotiate a better deal later as the day goes by. But then again the best girl probably made their money and left the place.

PPS: it was funny when I was sitting at the bar just chilling, this 60 why-o or so couple walked in, froze for a second at the sight of all the girls, thought "oh hell no" and immediately left haha.

PPS: keep posting, I'm here for 3 more weeks and appreciate recent information.

PPPS: did you check out Tapanko yet? According to reviews it seems to have the best quality / price ratio.

[Scubatoo]

Swung by LA this morning around 11. Just two girls sitting together, one patron. I approached Gloria and Julie. Gloria a meaty girl with nice rack clutched my rod the whole time. Julie pretty face and body looked good. They wanted to go together for 1000 pesos plus 500 for the room. I chuckled. I offered 600 pesos each. They said no. Then, each said 1500. I chuckled again. When Gloria started to pout, I offered Julie 1000. Meanwhile, Anna came in and I went to her to go back to the room. She said to take one of her friends instead. So back to the two, and Julie said ok. We showered together, she had a nice ass with ok rack. Big areolas with nice erect nipples. A couple of tattoos. On the bed, she became obsessed with the condom. A poor BJ, then to a horrible CG ride as she held onto the condom during the mount. I then went doggie, and she would not let me all the way in, again holding onto the condom. Then went side bed mish, but she complained that it hurt. Finally told her to jack me, and she had no lotion. Enough I said, got dressed and back to the bar. No GFE, no DATY. She even asked for a tip. I don't think so. So I made a mistake. I should have taken Anna again. She has been great, but she was now occupied. Not the worst waste of 50 US bucks today, but very disappointing. But I will live to fuck another day.

[Bruno2000]

Swung by Las Antorchas today at 1 pm (cruise boat in town).

As I got in, there were about 7 ladies sitting that greeted me. Quality is pretty average, 5-7/10.

I didn't negotiate anything as it was my 1st time there, but was quoted 1500 pesos total for 2 girls, or 1000 for one.

Finally went with the youngest girl they had (can't remember her name, I'm terrible with names) she said she was 19 and I believe her. Face and body kinda meh, but whatever. There was a girl slightly better than everyone else (Anna?) but she saw 2 guys back to back and left.

Took a short walk with her to the house, once we got in we kissed, she gave me a long BBBJ, followed by sex in various positions. Took a quick shower, got dressed and left. Lasted probably 30-40 minutes total, but I'm a one shot guy and didn't bother to spend more time in the room with her once I was done.

I then spent an hour inside the bar, so here are some overall thoughts;.

-Some ladies asked me to buy them a beer, which I did (50 pesos VS 25 peso for my beer). I'm guessing they get some extra money each time because honestly both of the girls drank literally half of their beers and didn't bother to finish them (I did).

-they told me there are workers there every single day, but unless there's a cruise ship in town, there's only going to be 2 ladies or so (more on Saturdays).

-still a very decent value for 1000 pesos. I'll be back tomorrow or the day after to see if they'll take 800.

[Scubatoo]

Was near Marina and decided to look for Golden Boy and Botana in early afternoon weekday. Both are on Violeta. To get there turn at the bull fighting arena and follow to a major intersection. Continue straight onto 16 September. There is a culvert in the center of the street as you pass the intersection. At the point where the culvert ends, you will take the first road on your left. Violeta. Neither club was open. Did some shopping and thought I would check it out later. But doing a turnaround, I opted instead to check of St. George's Sports Bar. This is next to Club Aqua. Entered a large bar area. Nice atmosphere. Approached immediately by the house manager. She immediately told me there were only two girls in the house at the time (mid afternoon). $2500 pesos for 30 minutes plus two condoms. She then introduced me to Lady, a 25-30 year old attractive Mexican. Sat at the bar with her for some chit-chat. A drink for the lady is $320 pesos. My shot of tequila was just $80 pesos. I told the girls I did not have time to stay, at which time the price dropped to $1200 pesos for 50 minutes. A lap dance was requested for $290 pesos. Just a three minute venture in the back room got me a great look at La and feel of lady's nice tits and erect nipples, and a drop of the shorts gave me ample access to her nice ass and tickle of her pussy. I will return for a spin with her in the room. Bottom line, don't be afraid to play hardball on prices. If I can get this pussy for $1200, it will be a major score.

[Bruno2000]

Stopped by Disturbio Friday night, I was there from midnight to about 4 am (drank a lot of beers and spent a lot of time talking to girls and the staff). Some quick observations;

The good.

-decent bar setup, very friendly staff (doorman, owner, etc.).

-you can smoke inside (I'm a smoker.)

-45 peso Coronas, 120 for a lap dance (brought only 1000 pesos, drank like 8 beers and had a couple dances.

-girls are decent. About 10-15 workers. Most of them seemed to be in the 25-30 ish age range, and even though there wasn't any solid 10/10 or 9, I thought they were all reasonably attractive.

-one of the girls I had been talking to for like 5 minutes began kissing me on the neck, which escalated to french-kissing for a whole 5 minutes, while she was firmly caressing my crotch area (hand over pants). Was better than any of the lapdances I got.

The bad.

-no young girls with spinner bodies (fit / petite).

-the place was dead empty, I'm talking about a maximum of 5 customers the whole time, myself included, so girls would often come talk to you (which is understandable when there's 2 x-3 x more dancers than patrons.).

-most of them being bored and just sitting on couches while checking out their phones.

-they charge 2000 pesos for 30 mins of sex, which I feel is slightly too much considering the quality of their girls. 1500 would be more reasonable (though you can probably negotiate it).

[Scubatoo]

Back to LA again. City size cruiser in port today. Thought a number of girls would be at the bar, but only two, and about 6-8 patrons sitting around. Anna and another decent looking Mexican MILF. Took Anna for another session. Nonstop GFE. She is a cute, sweet girl. I could fuck her on a regular basis. But I am going to go hunting for other bars. I will avoid the strip clubs as I have not liked the way they try to get in your pocket for everything and the high prices. If anyone has some updated local knowledge, let me know.

[Scubatoo]

Stopped by around noon. One cruise ship in port. Only three girls in bar. No patrons. Sat with Anna. She asked for 1000 pesos, but I know would take less. It included the room, which I usually had to pay 200 pesos to the house mom. But good will was in order to help secure good standing for my PV vacation. Showered together. Cute body with modest tits with dime size erect nipples. Fresh, shaven pussy with a nice trimmed direction arrow above. Great ass. Passionate. Long BBBJ, very spirited. Then a long and energetic CG ride until I exploded. Then she insisted giving a massage, which was appreciated. Showered again. She was a total GFE. Loved the session which lasted at least an hour. With the US exchange rate now, incredible value. Will be stopping in again.

[Retiredltrp]

22 days from now they will be in the lobby of the courtyard for the theater 3 doors to the East.

[Bruno2000]

So it's safe to assume all the girls on craigslist / backpage have fake pics? I contacted PV playmates escort agency, and was quoted 3500 pesos for one hour, which is a ridiculous price considering I can get better quality girls in Montreal for less money.

Can anyone recommend a legit agency? I read that Old Parr has some contacts for legit girls, but can't subscribe as a paying costumer ATM (forgot my credit card in Canada).

[Bruno2000]

Hello,

I'm a 34 why-o canadian currently visiting my parents in PV.

I'm staying at their private condo and have never been in Mexico before.

I read some information here and will probably check out King George and Las Antorchas, but if anyone wants to tag along while checking out various stripper clubs or regular clubs, just send me a message, thanks!

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[NeedFootball]

Hey all,

First time visiting / mongering PV. I was only there for two days so I couldn't really venture into the monger hot spots.

I managed to slip away to Coni Spa at 3 PM on a Tuesday. There were about 4 good looking girls on the steps playing with their phones and saying "Massage senior? I said yes and went upstairs. Two college-aged American women were settling their bills at the front desk upstairs, which kind of threw me off. I was led into a room with a door that didn't reach the floor and walls that didn't reach the ceiling. All this made me think that this might not be a full service massage place.

A lady walked in and asked if I wanted a normal massage or a special massage. $850 for HJ, $1500 sexy massage, $2500 full service. I just got a HJ because I wasn't sure if she was the one who was going to give it to me (she wasn't very attractive). I was also hesitant to ask if I could pick one of the girls from the stairs because of the two civilian girls out there paying for their massages. The whole thing just caught me off guard. The hot girls on the steps made this feel like a classic bait and switch.

Anyway, a different girl came in, still not very attractive. She gave a good massage with a jackhammer he. I'm curious if the attractive, young girls on the steps are reserved for "sexy massages" or "full service". I dunno. I left Coni and one door down was another massage place with hotter girls in the waiting area, I wish I would have gone there. (I'm sure the quality of the girls changes daily, so I suggest everyone check both spots. They're right next to each other.).

Also of note, the massage was done with menthol scented oil that was pretty strong. I didn't care, but you may want to ask for unscented (or a shower) if you're mongering in secret.

I went to 4 Play gentlemen's club, which is the only strip club in the Romantic Zone / Old Town to the best of my knowledge. No cover and the doormen / bartenders were actually pretty cool and some spoke really good English. Lady drinks $350, I can't remember how much lap-dances were, 25 minutes in a private room upstairs is $1100. One dancer told me that full service is $2500 and is available inside the club, which might be new information for this board. The dancer told me that not all girls do full service.

I was there on a Wed night, maybe 8 dancers there and half a dozen customers. Two dancers were 10's, two were okay, and the rest were overweight and unattractive (to me). I chatted with a girl who spoke really good English, bought her a lady drink and a lap dance. The lap dance is 3 minutes and a total waste of time. I wanted to fuck her for $2500, but she didn't do full service. We went to the private room upstairs instead for $1100.25 minutes and a bottle of some awful drink. It was an apple wine cooler or something like that. Whatever. The private room was pretty cool. A bunch of nice couches, a stripper pole, and a sliding glass door that overlooks the street. My 25 minutes lasted forever. So I might have misheard them. They might have said 35 or 45. It was getting late so I actually cut the private session short. I've never done that before, LOL.

I'm guessing that there are private rooms for full service on the third floor. All and all, I had a really good time at 4 Play. The staff wasn't trying to rip me off all night, which is always nice.

Anyway, my uncle just bought a house down there (I was in PV with him for the closing) so I should be visiting PV a lot in the future. I'm loving this exchange rate!! I look forward to visiting the more storied monger locations. Thanks to everyone for the previous reviews.

[Member #4458]

New to the board here (though I've been reading for months for tips on other various trips). This is my first trip to Puerto Vallarta.

Swung by Antorchas this afternoon / evening around 5 pm. Parked several blocks down (past the car sales place). Walked in there were 3 girls there and no one else. One big girl, one tall older named Patricia and a young super sexy thang named Angeles. Picked Angeles as she was my dream Mexican in a tight set of yoga pants and I forget the top (though she had cheetah print bra). $500 for the room for 1 hour. Walked along a really long sidewalk to a 2 or 3 story house in the back, room had two beds. Anyway, had a great time, she was very fun. Told me she was 25 and has been in PV for 2 months. Paid her $500 + $40 and she walked me back.

Now for the sketchy part, I said thanks and walked out of the bar toward my car. A dude came out behind me and yelled for me (I think I saw this dude sitting on the side of the sidewalk on the way back to the house) and said I hadn't paid enough. Now I didn't know if the dude had a shank or what the situation was but I started to freak out inside and look behind me for other people. I told him, the girls told me to say that I only paid $500 if someone asked but I paid a full $1000, the last half in the room. He kept saying he was going to take a loss and he needed another $100, finally I said, dude I like your place I like your girls I want to come back, I paid what they asked. And he said fine he'll see what he could do. Then I fucking sped walked to my car. Fuck that place, I am not going back.

Great memories, scary ending.

[Member #4458]

Greetings all, headed to PA this weekend. It seems Coni is the main massage place to visit but are there others worth consideration?