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11-27-23 18:41 #2547
Posts: 2Marina. Avoid Vallarta Massage, extremely disappointing. Others offer high quality
Went to massage parlor scene in the Marina during different times 11 AM and 3 PM on two different days last week.
Went to Vallarta Massage which is at the other end and was disappointed with the quality of the girls in the morning at 11 AM, started walking to towards the marina and there are massage parlors on either sides spanning different types of stores. Took a right turn and the first 3 or 4 massage parlors are genuine massage parlors and do not offer any service.
The ones after you make a slight left turn and a right offer full services. There was some young girls marketing and I went in and asked for the menu. After agreeing for $2500 for FS I was asked to get undressed and then a chica (Tanya) (atleast a 8 or a 9) walked me into the room. After some massage, she started fore play, slipped the rubber and gave a CBJ and after a few minutes she rode me and we did multiple positions until I popped. One of the most memorable experiences with any chica anywhere. As I was walking out, I saw two other beautiful girls (at-least 9). You cannot go wrong at this place.
The next day, since I heard so much about Vallarta Massage in the forums from different posts mostly 1. 5 years before, I decided to give it one more shot. As I walked I saw atleast a half dozen girls and all looked like they were in their 30's or mid thirties. They seem to be on the heavier side, or short and (5 or 6 rating) by my standards. Disappointed with the quality of the girls again, I started walking.
I was wanted to try the other parlors on the left side since they got mentioned in the previous posts and also was trying to see if I could pick up some phone numbers for later that night. Went directly to to Serenity Spa and found two chicas (rating 7 and 9). Immediately took one (Ara) and she gave me a decent massage and FS. Privacy is a little problem if you make noises or have rough sex. Nevertheless had a great time and got the number. Unfortunately, I could not find the time to call her that night as I was exhausted. This is the place for a good massage and full service experience.
Extremely disappointed for wasting valuable time going to Vallarta Massage. I would strongly recommend not going to Vallarta Massage and try the other places instead. These places I went to are very clean as well.
I also heard from the local taxi drivers that the Massage Parlors on the main road next (Dreams Resorts), I. E. , Hotel Canto Del Sol (4-5 minutes tax ride south of marina) have good Chicas (rating 7. 5 to 9. 5).
Happy Mongering.
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10-11-23 00:18 #2546
Posts: 14Two MPs in PV
I went to The Best Massage. It's a block over east from the beginning of the Malecon. My SO wanted a deep tissue massage for 90 minutes. They charged 1200 each, which is crazy expensive. I think we would've bailed on this place if it wasn't for the crazy walk in the rain and it still pouring outside. Anyways, this place had walls all the way to the ceiling, which was nice. There was a couch in the room which I got excited about. My therapist was Paolina. She was a chubby girl but didn't have big tits or ass. It was a bummer. And she wasn't that cute. She was like a 5/10. In the middle of the massage, she asked if I wanted extra. I asked for the pricing and it was nuts. I finally haggled down to $140 for naked HJ with no kissing. I should've said no looking back. Worst part is that she still charged me for the deep tissue massage. In my opinion, skip this place. The other girls there weren't that pretty either.
On another night, I went to Janna Spa, in the hotel zone. You go up stairs and there are two rooms with two tables in each room. This time I got the relaxing massage for 400 for an hour. In the middle of the massage, my therapist, Katia, asked if I wanted a special massage. I offered a $100 and she gave me an HJ, nude, kissing, and DATY. She was cute. Like a 7/10. Her tits were a little droopy but still nice. Had to be super quiet because the walls were glass or plastic. And the walls didn't go up to the ceiling.
Overall, Danielle at Serenity was the best.
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10-08-23 04:32 #2545
Posts: 8Bucerias
Any recent intel on Bucerias, I'm aware of the clubs, more curious of the massage places. I know it's a little north of Vallarta, just thought I'd check. Thanks.
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10-06-23 15:54 #2544
Posts: 14Serenity Spa in the Marina
After an outing in the sea, my SO and I were looking for a massage. We checked out a few places for pricing but that was my excuse to see the talent. I was trying to make to Vallarta Massage but my SO was getting impatient so we decided to just go with Serenity Spa. I immediately thought that nothing was going to happen because the walls do not go all the way up to the ceiling. We got a 90 minute massage. My MT was Danielle. She was super cute, nice ass and a great set of BS. After an hour of the massage, which was pretty good, I asked if there were any extras available. She asked what I wanted and for how much. Since the walls are open and my SO was in the next room over, I new I couldn't go to pound town. So I just asked for a HJ, with roaming. She started the HJ nice and slow. Then she whipped out her boobs. After a few minutes of this, I really wanted some DATY. She didn't completely take off her clothes but she did pull her pants down to give me access. It was delicious. Next we went back to the HJ in her boobs and then I popped. I offered her a hundo US dollars. It was was probably more than the current rate but that's all I had and only way for the SO to not find out. Anyways, Danielle was great. I would've loved FS with her but not sure is even possible there with open walls. Everyone would hear what's going on. She did give me a card with a number that offered "home service" but no way that's going to happen with the SO with me.
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09-09-23 05:16 #2543
Posts: 41My town just got direct flights lots of good info here, thanks.
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09-08-23 00:37 #2542
Posts: 42Originally Posted by TwatHunter [View Original Post]
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08-19-23 02:40 #2541
Posts: 44I would stir clear of the strip clubs, they are crazy expensive to begin with but then they make you buy drinks for the girls and some even charge for rubbers etc. Probably looking at at least $500/ per there. I have had luck with PVP which is puerto Vallarta playmates and seeking arrangements. Idk if PVP does that sort of thing but I'm sure some of the chicas on seeking would be go. Don't waste time with mileriticos etc. You order a 10 and 2 hrs later a sea donkey comes knocking on your door. Horrible experiences there LOL. Good luck! I'll be back in October, if you are there before me let me know what you used and how it was!
Originally Posted by ShavedKitties [View Original Post]
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08-14-23 23:34 #2540
Posts: 3Bachelor party
Hello,
I'll be in Vallarta in a couple of weeks with 5 guys for a bachelor party getaway. I've been to Vallarta a couple of years ago but only did the massage parlor scene.
Any of you have recommendations on where to go with the guys? Any strip clubs in Vallarta to have some fun with cute under 30 girls?
Not sure if there are Turkish bath locales like some other countries in south America where one can chill in the sauna with your pals and pickup a "masseuse" to take to a room.
What would you guys recommend to make this an epic bachelor party in Pto Vallarta?
TIA.
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08-10-23 17:34 #2539
Posts: 20Can you bring strippers to Motel Pedregal?
I was in PVR last year and had a great time across Tapanko, Sahara, and the other one. I'd usually pull one from two of the clubs each night (I didn't do MP's last time around). However my Spanish wasn't great so when I pulled girls we went to the back rooms and there was a decent upcharge that was super annoying, like requiring I order drinks / champagne to the room or charging for rubbers, basically doubled the cost of the event.
I'm coming back to PVR soon and I wanted to know, can you take any of the girls to Motel Pedregal inside around the corner? How much does the motel cost and is there like a fee to take the girl from the club? I just don't want to deal with the annoying upselling guys at the clubs.
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08-08-23 18:24 #2538
Posts: 42Scam Report
What out for one that goes by Faby or Fabiola age 34 but it much older w kids.
She will take your money and leave after 20 minutes with only a normal massage given even though FS was agreed on.
Will say boyfriend is in car waiting.
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08-07-23 14:10 #2537
Posts: 44I did. Brought 5 chicas over to the air b&b through the week. All of them were the girl in their adds. I would recommend it.
Originally Posted by Apprenticed [View Original Post]
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08-02-23 03:49 #2536
Posts: 149Marina Spa's
Originally Posted by JoeBazooka55 [View Original Post]
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07-28-23 16:18 #2535
Posts: 14Originally Posted by Woorace [View Original Post]
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07-28-23 03:13 #2534
Posts: 149Marina Area
Originally Posted by JoeBazooka55 [View Original Post]
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07-10-23 21:10 #2533
Posts: 14Massage Parlor with extras
I'm going to be in PV in a few months. I was wondering if there's any massage parlors that offer extras near Dreams Vallarta Resort. If you know of any, I'the appreciate any info. Also, if you know of any in other areas, I'the appreciate that too. I've done some research but it seems it may be outdated.