Puerto Vallarta

[Tony1010]

Thanks for the information.

Do you know the name of the place near Walmart & Sam's Club?

Do you remember which direction or about how many buildings away?

Thanks.

How much did you pay for the massage today in Bucerias?

The place I'm talking about in Puerto Vallarta isn't a massage studio it's a cat house by the Walmart / Sam's Club. You can get a massage for 500 pesos which includes a happy ending. You have to pay for the room as well which is 200 pesos. You can also pay another 500 pesos if you're looking for sex. If you speak Spanish you might be able to get a better deal than that but I only speak English. There are usually 5-10 ladies to choose from. They are a hell of a lot better looking than the place I told you about in Bucerias. I would say the ladies range from 18-45 years of age.

[Jason96]

Hope you get well soon!

I just arrived and went to a massage place but no happy ending as the Chica did not even want to massage my upper legs near the Johnson so I did not even care to ask. I wonder how this places can survive since they are all the time empty and apart there are a lot of them!

I am not a friend of the massage places in PV as they are all tourist traps and I will not pay there rip off prices for a mechanical hand job. I love small towns like Bucerias since this is Mexico. PV is nothing else as a paradise for tourists who can't speak the language. Let me know when you are better so we hang out.

How much did you pay for the massage today in Bucerias?

The place I'm talking about in Puerto Vallarta isn't a massage studio it's a cat house by the Walmart / Sam's Club. You can get a massage for 500 pesos which includes a happy ending. You have to pay for the room as well which is 200 pesos. You can also pay another 500 pesos if you're looking for sex. If you speak Spanish you might be able to get a better deal than that but I only speak English. There are usually 5-10 ladies to choose from. They are a hell of a lot better looking than the place I told you about in Bucerias. I would say the ladies range from 18-45 years of age.

[SimJam]

OK. I am glad this is popping along. Conversationally. Admittedly as massage hound. Love the slow build up and would like to find a FS massage place closer to home. Bucerias. Very hard to find attractive talent.

Bucerias offers he but the talent is frightful and a towel over the eyes is not a bad idea. Anything in Nuevo would make it better for me. The south side of PV is a hike. I generally leave early to get there for 9 am and back into Bucerias for 11 am for work.

Cheers.

Buceriasboy

Bucerias Boy.

Which massage places in Bucerias offer he? I have tried several once in the past but never found one. Please let me know where to go in Bucerias for a he.

Much appreciated!

[SimJam]

I know there are quite a few massage places in Bucerias but I haven't gone to any of them. I just assumed that they wouldn't give you a happy ending. Maybe you will find a place that does.

There's a place that I could show you in Puerto Vallarta. But I hurt my foot running so it may have to wait a week or two because I'm not moving around too well right now.

Hope you get well soon!

I just arrived and went to a massage place but no happy ending as the Chica did not even want to massage my upper legs near the Johnson so I did not even care to ask. I wonder how this places can survive since they are all the time empty and apart there are a lot of them!

I am not a friend of the massage places in PV as they are all tourist traps and I will not pay there rip off prices for a mechanical hand job. I love small towns like Bucerias since this is Mexico. PV is nothing else as a paradise for tourists who can't speak the language. Let me know when you are better so we hang out.

[Captain Solo]

Has anyone tried the strip bars in La Zona Roja on the coastal road North of town before the bull ring?

Are there girls in those bars?

[Jason96]

I am staying at a friend's house in Bucerias. I will let you know as soon as I find a good massage place! I will also let you know as soon as I am in town so we can meet or maybe search together for some massage places. Did you ever try some massage places before?

About this place: I never had any luck there as all girls where fat and ugly. I do not want to look inside this rooms as I am sure they are Unsanitar.

I know there are quite a few massage places in Bucerias but I haven't gone to any of them. I just assumed that they wouldn't give you a happy ending. Maybe you will find a place that does.

There's a place that I could show you in Puerto Vallarta. But I hurt my foot running so it may have to wait a week or two because I'm not moving around too well right now.

[Old Parr]

I will be in Puerto Vallarta fishing in this Marlin / Sailfish tournament so if anyone is interested in participating let me know. Will be another fun time with fishing, partying with the girls, while enjoying the ocean waters on a beautiful yacht.

http://www.fishvallarta.com/

[SimJam]

Hola SimJam,

Yes that's the place I'm talking about. Some of the girls aren't too bad it's just the luck of the draw but a lot of them are fat. I've taken 2 girls to the room over there and both times it was a disaster. The price was so cheap that I should have known better.

If you find a massage place over by the Kiosko that offers happy endings let me know about it?

I live over by the Royal Decameron on the south side of town. Where are you staying?

Yes we probably could meet.

I am staying at a friend's house in Bucerias. I will let you know as soon as I find a good massage place! I will also let you know as soon as I am in town so we can meet or maybe search together for some massage places. Did you ever try some massage places before?

About this place: I never had any luck there as all girls where fat and ugly. I do not want to look inside this rooms as I am sure they are Unsanitar.

[Jason96]

Thanks for the answer! You must be talking about the place near the dried out river by the bridge. I went there also for a beer but the Chicas there are all fat, ugly and lazy! As you say, no reason to spend a dime there on a Chica.

I am heading over to the Kiosko to try out some places there as soon as I get settled in. Can't be impossible by all this massage places of not getting a happy ending somewhere! Do you live over the main street since you post you are on the other side of Bucerias? Maybe we can meet one day.

Hola SimJam,

Yes that's the place I'm talking about. Some of the girls aren't too bad it's just the luck of the draw but a lot of them are fat. I've taken 2 girls to the room over there and both times it was a disaster. The price was so cheap that I should have known better.

If you find a massage place over by the Kiosko that offers happy endings let me know about it?

I live over by the Royal Decameron on the south side of town. Where are you staying?

Yes we probably could meet.

[SimJam]

There is one place that I know of but the service is pretty terrible. I wouldn't even waste your money there if I were you. It's an okay place to have a beer and listen to some American music but that's about all.

You should try over by the Kiosko and see if they offer anything over there. I'm on the other side of town.

Thanks for the answer! You must be talking about the place near the dried out river by the bridge. I went there also for a beer but the Chicas there are all fat, ugly and lazy! As you say, no reason to spend a dime there on a Chica.

I am heading over to the Kiosko to try out some places there as soon as I get settled in. Can't be impossible by all this massage places of not getting a happy ending somewhere! Do you live over the main street since you post you are on the other side of Bucerias? Maybe we can meet one day.

[Jason96]

Hello Jason,

I will be in Bucerias next Saturday and will stay for +1 month. I am looking for good massage places where a happy ending is possible. I had tried some places last year in the long street where Marks Grill is located but had no luck there. I have seen much more massage places on the other side of the river where the market places and "Kisco" is but never checked them out. Can you or someone else recommend any massage place there where a happy ending is possible?

Much appreciated!

There is one place that I know of but the service is pretty terrible. I wouldn't even waste your money there if I were you. It's an okay place to have a beer and listen to some American music but that's about all.

You should try over by the Kiosko and see if they offer anything over there. I'm on the other side of town.

[SimJam]

Bucerias is awesome I much prefer being out here than in Puerto Vallarta. It sounds like you're staying at the Royal Decameron.

Hello Jason,

I will be in Bucerias next Saturday and will stay for +1 month. I am looking for good massage places where a happy ending is possible. I had tried some places last year in the long street where Marks Grill is located but had no luck there. I have seen much more massage places on the other side of the river where the market places and "Kisco" is but never checked them out. Can you or someone else recommend any massage place there where a happy ending is possible?

Much appreciated!

[Old Parr]

Party time is arriving tomorrow.

I am also having a yacht party all day Saturday so if anyone is around and wants to go contact me for details. I have 5 beautiful girls going with me on Saturday who want to catch there first marlin, and are looking forward to partying there asses off while enjoying the ocean waters and the hot sun, while waiting for the marlin to bite. It is going to be a 10 to 12 hour excursion.

It was a party like no other I have ever experience before in my life, best time ever, and we also caught 2 Blue Marlin and 2 Sailfish. It was a very fun filled exciting weekend with some of the most beautiful girls Puerto Vallarta offers. Will be back in Puerto Vallarta on a couple of occasions in October.

[Old Parr]

Party time is arriving tomorrow.

I am also having a yacht party all day Saturday so if anyone is around and wants to go contact me for details. I have 5 beautiful girls going with me on Saturday who want to catch there first marlin, and are looking forward to partying there asses off while enjoying the ocean waters and the hot sun, while waiting for the marlin to bite. It is going to be a 10 to 12 hour excursion.

[Jason96]

First time to Mexico this past January. Picked the resort, liked it, and going back.

I don't spend the whole vacation mongering. Most of the time is spent touring around and kicking back poolside.

Bucerias is awesome I much prefer being out here than in Puerto Vallarta. It sounds like you're staying at the Royal Decameron.