Puerto Vallarta

[Luffin]

I walked by tonight and there were 3 hots available.

I unfortunately had plans but will partake tomorrow.

Thanks to Stevienix and Vanguy, plus having 1 more day in Vallarta before meandering north, I decided to give Coni a try. I'm glad I did! Not being very familiar with the area in which Coni is located resulted in a close call. On this portion of Basilio Badillo there are a bunch of massage places including the noted 332 and, directly across the street, Coni. I figured out the addressing and was walking up the correct side of the street looking for the girls making their pitch at the bottom of the stairs. Well I found a very very good looking lady in front of what I thought was Coni. As I approached I saw "her" very nice ass and ample tits however when I finally brought my eyeballs above the shoulders I noted, in addition to expertly applied make-up, a significant Adam's apple and what appeared to be a 5-o'clock shadow! We engaged in some conversation. The longer it went the more I was sure this wasn't the place for me. So off I went thinking my ISG amigos where into things that do not interest me (no harm or foul, just not my deal). I re-read the post and took another trip down BB looking carefully at the signs and there it was. A sign I'd missed. Up the stairs to a very nicely appointed spa with 3 ladies jumping up to greet me. I selected Cecilia (a little on the portly side but not mid-western large and a very friendly lady). After showing me the room, she runs down the menu and I here to tell you it is all inclusive. Price is negotiable and, frankly, I probably gave in too soon but those tits bulging from her blouse clouded my judgement. Cecilia gave an excellent massage and, on the flip, I discovered she'd striped down to her thong. Soon she was stroking Johnson and trying to suck the mattress through my butt and out the head of my dick (BBBJ). Her nipples are dark and giant, her pussy is shaved and not all that snug. We did covered mish, perito and cowgirl. She does have a kangaroo pouch from at least one birth. All in all I'd recommend the place and I will repeat but will do 2 things next time; think with the head that pays the bills (negotiate better) and try one of the other more slender therapist. Price was as Stevenix stated with Cecilla asking 2000 pesos for FS. I laughed and we agreed on 1550 (a little over $100 US). Now thinking with a clear head and cold beer, I am positive a better deal is there!

[VanGuy]

I highly recommend see Bianca at Coni (331 Basillio Badilo) for the "sexy" massage. Way better than 332 BB across the street.

I walked by tonight and there were 3 hots available.

I unfortunately had plans but will partake tomorrow.

[StevieNix]

I highly recommend see Bianca at Coni (331 Basillio Badilo) for the "sexy" massage. Way better than 332 BB across the street.

[John Dough]

There seems to be a new escort service in Puerto Vallarta called Damas Vallarta. I don't know anything about it except their ads online. Their prices are 1000 to 1500 pesos per hour, compared to about 2700 to 3000 pesos per hour for PV Playmates.

http://mx.mundosexanuncio.com/telefono/3221096660

https://www.facebook.com/people/Dama...00008564952430

https://www.facebook.com/people/Dama...00008449591043

[StevieNix]

No cover at Tapanko. The 60 peso lap dance is just 1 song. Yes, VIP FS is for 10 minutes. It's 30 minutes for 1500 in the private room.

Previous reports indicated the 650 peso FS in VIP room is for ten minutes. How much time do you get for 1500 in the private room? How much time do you get for a 60 peso lap dance? Is there a cover charge to get into Tapanko?

331 Basilio Badillo does offer he. The place is called Coni and you walk up the steps to the second floor (there were always girls parked out front on the street level trying to get you to check it out). 350 peso normal, 700 for he and 1000 for "sexy" which is topless. The girls I saw there midday were all cute.

[Luffin]

I'm slowing making my way toward Mazatlan and, therefore, needed to find some puta action. Decided to try my luck at a massage place in Marina Vallarta. The first 2 places gave an excellent massage but nothing more and I did try very persuasively (upping the peso count). One place the cute spinner exposed my nuts and half the crank during the rubdown but never got close to actually touching Junior or the boys. Thus I decided to change my approach by getting clear on expectations before walking into the place. Off I went stomping down the malecon stopping at 6 or 6 place when I come across Nettie. Very cute face, mid-sized titties, mid-westerner sized ass and it appears she's pregnant. We start talking about services and I'm thinking "never done a pregnant girl!" As we beat around the Bush, I finally just ask. Can I have a blow job with my massage. Nettie turns a little rojo and her eyes dart around (we are standing amongst restaurants and hundreds of cruises shippers but it wasn't like I shouted.). She whispers in perfect English "of course!" Yee Haw. Finally. The massage is very good by the BBBJ was excellent. On the flip Nettie gave Junior a big kiss and then took all off all her clothes! It was then I realized Nettie wasn't pregnant. She apparently is an aficionado of large volumes of cerveza and food! Nonetheless it wasn't like we were going steady or moving in together. I simply wanted a blow job. I'm certain full service is on the table but I didn't have a condom and, in spite of her pussy being dripping wet, I was obsessed with getting a nice blow job with CIM. There are dozens of massage places lining the marina. My recommendation is to give them a spin if you're in the area but agree on expected services discreetly and before going inside.

[John Dough]

Checked out Tampanko last night. Glad I did. Cheap beer (40 peso) and I was surprised at the talent. 60 peso lap dances (during the week) is a hell of a way to test the waters with a gal before spending more. 650 for FS in the VIP room and 1500 for a private room w / shower.

Previous reports indicated the 650 peso FS in VIP room is for ten minutes. How much time do you get for 1500 in the private room? How much time do you get for a 60 peso lap dance? Is there a cover charge to get into Tapanko?

[StevieNix]

As promised, here's what's going on for massages and etc. In PV. BB332 is still providing endings that are more or less happy. I say more or less because she acted like I was doing her a favor. And in my opinion, over priced. Maybe you get a discount if you come back, but why come back with shitty service? Very mechanical and the massage before was average at best. 900 peso's (negotiated) for the uniform to come off. So if you're into bad attitudes and having to haggle for a mediocre HJ than 332 is your place. There are a few places right across the street that might be trying to compete with them. Some of the girls had that "come hither" look. Might have to check them out tomorrow. Also, you can negotiate with the Pharmacy right down the street on BB which I was too stupid last year and stuck to the bigger name brand pharmacy.

Checked out Tampanko last night. Glad I did. Cheap beer (40 peso) and I was surprised at the talent. 60 peso lap dances (during the week) is a hell of a way to test the waters with a gal before spending more. 650 for FS in the VIP room and 1500 for a private room w / shower.

[John Dough]

Is El U Ella still open?

El y Ella closed when Tapanko and Mamitas opened. I heard they reopened in 2014 but only had about 5 girls. That was months ago and could have changed by now. That place in old town is closed.

[StevieNix]

Is El U Ella still open? Any recent reports from there? I'm planning on heading down there next week and I've always had good luck at that place. As opposed to that one place in Old Town next to the pharmacy (which I've had bad experiences twice under different managements).

[John Dough]

Of the strip clubs, Tapanko seems to have the lowest prices. I haven't been there yet, but it sounds like they have rooms upstairs with beds. To take a girl upstairs is 1500 pesos Thursday to Saturday and 1300 pesos from Sunday to Wednesday, based on what I've read. I assumed that was for 30 minutes, but one report said it was for an hour. There is a short time motel next door. I don't know how much they would charge to take a girl out of the club. Maybe you could get two hours for the price of one, same as Andromeda.

[Henry R]

Other than the massage places just mentioned, here is a summary of what's available in Puerto Vallarta, not including the high priced rip off strip clubs:

Daytime.

Las Antorchas. Near the cruise ship terminal. Open afternoon to early evening. Best selection when cruise ships are in port, usually Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Rooms a short walk away. I've heard prices for FS quoted in the range of 600 to 1000 pesos or more. Marginal quality women.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6512...3EXNfKvWNQ!2e0

King George Sports Bar. Just north of Las Antorchas, beside Aquah strip club. Open noon to midnight. High class place, quality women. 2200 pesos for 30 minutes includes room. Lady drinks 200 pesos.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6651...gvH_WCvKGA!2e0

La Reja. Cantina in the streetwalker area. Might or might not have working women at any given time. Close to hotel zone. Negotiate price, probably less than 1000 pesos. Also open at night. Use short time motel.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6213...nLfciBKH3A!2e0

Night time.

Streetwalkers. On Guatamala around the intersection with Bolivia. Best after midnight. Usually around 500 pesos. Mostly fat and ugly, but not always. Close to La Reja cantina. Use short time motel.

Las Alazanas brothel. In the zona roja, near the airport. Price used to be 500 pesos a few years ago. Marginal quality women. Old worn out facility. Opens at 10 pm. Rooms on site.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6640...iIuwPoQ4EA!2e0

Tapanko strip club. In the zona roja. Lowest priced strip club. New building. Opens at 6:30 pm. Rooms on site. Decent quality women. 1500 pesos. Discounted prices from Sunday to Wednesday, including privados (lap dance) for 60 pesos ($5). Possible extra service in privado cubicle for 650 pesos? Lady drinks 130 pesos.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6640...iIuwPoQ4EA!2e0

https://es-la.facebook.com/tapanko.vallarta.1

Mamitas strip club. Another new club, inland from cruise ship terminal. Some reports of cheating tourists.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6542...jrz3TYGmIg!2e0

Andromeda strip club. Hotel zone, near the Sheraton. Small, friendly club. Opens at 8 pm but no women until 9 and not busy until 10 or 11 pm. Lady drinks 120 pesos. FS in back room 1150 pesos for 15 minutes, 1850 for 30 minutes and 2500 for take out to motel. Privados 200 pesos for 8 minutes. Good quality women. Closed Sunday. Cover charge 100 pesos if arriving by taxi or first time customer.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6285...2zyNbBvCGg!2e0

https://es-la.facebook.com/hdteg

When I went to Andromeda, I took out a girl for one hour for about 2500 pesos ($200 US). But the guy at Andromeda told me I could get two hours for the price of one, and I did.

I returned the next week and again got 2 hours for the price of one.

(Even at 2 hours, this price is still way more expensive than any other countries I go to).

Also, I saw 2 good looking streetwalkers about a block from Andales bar and around the corner. Not sure of the spelling (Andales?) but Andales Bar is on I think it's called LOS Arcos street in Zona Romantica.

The 2 streetwalkers were not together, I saw each one on a different night. I didn't try anything since I don't like it off the street.

[John Dough]

Other than the massage places just mentioned, here is a summary of what's available in Puerto Vallarta, not including the high priced rip off strip clubs:

Daytime.

Las Antorchas. Near the cruise ship terminal. Open afternoon to early evening. Best selection when cruise ships are in port, usually Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Rooms a short walk away. I've heard prices for FS quoted in the range of 600 to 1000 pesos or more. Marginal quality women.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6512...3EXNfKvWNQ!2e0

King George Sports Bar. Just north of Las Antorchas, beside Aquah strip club. Open noon to midnight. High class place, quality women. 2200 pesos for 30 minutes includes room. Lady drinks 200 pesos.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6651...gvH_WCvKGA!2e0

La Reja. Cantina in the streetwalker area. Might or might not have working women at any given time. Close to hotel zone. Negotiate price, probably less than 1000 pesos. Also open at night. Use short time motel.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6213...nLfciBKH3A!2e0

Night time.

Streetwalkers. On Guatamala around the intersection with Bolivia. Best after midnight. Usually around 500 pesos. Mostly fat and ugly, but not always. Close to La Reja cantina. Use short time motel.

Las Alazanas brothel. In the zona roja, near the airport. Price used to be 500 pesos a few years ago. Marginal quality women. Old worn out facility. Opens at 10 pm. Rooms on site.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6640...iIuwPoQ4EA!2e0

Tapanko strip club. In the zona roja. Lowest priced strip club. New building. Opens at 6:30 pm. Rooms on site. Decent quality women. 1500 pesos. Discounted prices from Sunday to Wednesday, including privados (lap dance) for 60 pesos ($5). Possible extra service in privado cubicle for 650 pesos? Lady drinks 130 pesos.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6640...iIuwPoQ4EA!2e0

https://es-la.facebook.com/tapanko.vallarta.1

Mamitas strip club. Another new club, inland from cruise ship terminal. Some reports of cheating tourists.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6542...jrz3TYGmIg!2e0

Andromeda strip club. Hotel zone, near the Sheraton. Small, friendly club. Opens at 8 pm but no women until 9 and not busy until 10 or 11 pm. Lady drinks 120 pesos. FS in back room 1150 pesos for 15 minutes, 1850 for 30 minutes and 2500 for take out to motel. Privados 200 pesos for 8 minutes. Good quality women. Closed Sunday. Cover charge 100 pesos if arriving by taxi or first time customer.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6285...2zyNbBvCGg!2e0

https://es-la.facebook.com/hdteg

[Retiredltrp]

What were the right moves? Just a HJ? Could you touch them? Did they speak English? Did you have to ask for extra services?

I read an old review from 2 years ago of this place:

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6191...67Wg!2e0?hl=en

They said they got a BBBJ without even asking. Could be different now.

Just a HJ with a lot of touching on my part. Some speak English some did not, I never had to ask for extras, just a light rub on the backside opened he door after the flip.

[John Dough]

Here is another place that has had some good reviews in previous years.

Massage Damely, Aquiles Serdan #254 - 2nd floor.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.6046...roYQ!2e0?hl=en