Puerto Vallarta

[OJeito]

I just got back from preforming a special reconnaissance mission regarding the chica situation on calle Guatemala and Ecuador and can confirm that the scene is completely haggard for a Tuesday night. I walked inside the "white door" to see 4-5 putas all being no more than 5/10's. I immediately pullled a you-turn and walked out and towards the corner of the intersection and saw another 4 girls plying their trade and didn't see anything worth a spin. It was Absolutely a waist of time. Yesterday I visited the zona Roja but all the bars had yet to open. The complex itself looked well built and upscale from the parking lot, However I did not take a peek inside so I can't report on the talent prospects. I will be returning sometime in the next few nights and I plan to share my experience with the fine gentlemen of the ISG. Until then, I salute you all. Monger on.

[Apprenticed]

Was thinking of asking her for her WhatsApp info, but didn't. Pretty sure she would have obliged.
By the time we were done, it must have been 3 am or 3:30 am.
I will definitely return.
Now wondering how early the magic white door opens. This was an exciting development for someone who has been to PV many times over many years.

I believe that 1000 pesos is tourist price. These girls go from 400 to 800 and only one time there was one gal that asked for 900, but that one had a very good body and she knew it.

I also wondered about asking the phone number. I wouldn't be surprised if they accepted to give you their number and meet you somewhere else another time, for something around 1000 pesos.

I also think that the later the hour the more expensive will be the price.

[BayBoy925]

Here you go my long time buddy:

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/j...erto-vallarta/

They also cover a few other countries, but Mexico is well represented.

Oh I know of this site but never used it. I've heard that sometimes the girl looks different LOL did she look good and maybe what's her name? Or user tags? LOL maybe we can be Eskimo brothers LOL.

[Daviddurand69]

My experience is about 5 the door is open. I did have some pretty good luck a few years ago at that time. Not always a lot of girls around that early.

[FarmerBoy45]

Going to be down in PV next week. Just wondering what to look out for if using Mileroticos? Any tips on how to spot real profiles vs scams and such?

Nice, my experience has been there is absolutely no way the photos on Mileroticos will match the person. From my experience, I would go with the two main agencies that often post ads in.

English. I've had good to great experiences with them both. I tried to post the exact URL for the one I prefer on this forum before, but it seems I was breaking the forum rules, and I don't want to push the envelope. The one I prefer has an ad out now that begins with "Pretty Face". They always have delivered for me. Just be specific when messaging on WhatsApp exactly what you are looking for. If you do this, with this agency, you will most likely be happy.

[NiceRichard]

Going to be down in PV next week. Just wondering what to look out for if using Mileroticos? Any tips on how to spot real profiles vs scams and such?

[FarmerBoy45]

Was there recently and went into Bar Tarazza around 2 am. There were again only a few people there. One table was taken by three guys, and another table was taken by three older, heavier gals. One of these gals seemed to be above 60 years old. A guy was there with them, only a little younger, groping the 60+ year old. After I had a beer and had seen enough, I decided to take my first plunge through the magic white door. I left the bar and made the immediate right turn. I waled toward the outside white door and saw three chicas standing there. The first chica I saw seemed attractive, maybe 25 years old, who said her name was Lucero. I decided to accept after hearing her rate was 1000 pesos. We walked inside and she said the room was 100 pesos.

It was nice and cool outside by that time, so after we got to the room, the temperature wasn't an issue. We quickly undressed and she asked me which position I wanted. I wasn't sure if that meant I only had one option, but it turned out she was open for anything it seemed. She seemed to be a very sweet and accommodating young gal, and to me, she was surprisingly beautiful. She had store bought breasts, which I generally don't like, but these were nice.

Was thinking of asking her for her WhatsApp info, but didn't. Pretty sure she would have obliged.

By the time we were done, it must have been 3 am or 3:30 am.

I will definitely return.

Now wondering how early the magic white door opens. This was an exciting development for someone who has been to PV many times over many years.

[TomJackin]

Hey there can I get info about that service you use please?

Here you go my long time buddy:

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/j...erto-vallarta/

They also cover a few other countries, but Mexico is well represented.

[Woorace]

After the disappointing pricing I ran into in Cabo the other day, I wasn't holding out much hope. I got off of the ship around 10:00 and took a cab over to the Marina area. The driver dropped me off next to Vallarta Massage, and I saw only 1 lady working. I headed down towards the Marina, and on the Strip Mall that runs around that part of the Marina, there were several Massage Parlors. Most had ladies standing or sitting out front so you could see pretty much what was available on your stroll. I came across a place called Sea Relaxation, and there were 3 girls working, 2 of which I would be very happy with. I asked the cutest to give me their pricing, and she handed me a pretty complete menu. I went for the $177 FS option, and she was a good choice. Great, slim body, though not much on top. Her massage was average, but with some teasing, and she did welcome my hands roaming all over, and soon she was naked. She skipped any CBJ and went straight for FS by hopping on top. She was nice to look at, but the condom wasn't doing it for me, So, I had her finish me by hand, while I got her off by hand as well.

[BayBoy925]

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there. I get to the front door and a man is sitting there who says something in Spanish that I didn't understand. I asked him if I could buy a beer inside, and he waved me through. I walk in, and the big room is empty. Completely empty with no one there except for a couple dudes working the bar / kitchen (area. I decided, what the hell, and sat down and ordered a beer, wondering what would happen next.

In maybe fifteen minutes three customers walk in with a fairly good looking lady. They order beers and one dude starts feeling up the lady.

Eventually, two other older ladies walk in and take a seat a couple tables away from me. I told the waiter I wanted to purchase them both a drink. He delivers their drinks and they give me the universal "cheers" sign. I thought this was enough to at least get one of them to come to my table so I'd have someone to talk with, so I wouldn't feel so strange sitting there by myself. But no such luck. A little while longer a dude who seemed to be a manager type at Terrazza walks up to them, looks at their beers, then looks at me, then seems upset. For what I don't know. He walks away and I motion to them like "WTF". They smile, laugh and with their body language and hands wave it off as to say "don't worry". It was really confusing.

Then a little later, another older woman sits at the table by me. We share a smile. But by this time I was thinking I just need to get the F out of there.

Real weird vibe. So. My question is. Does this place sometimes fill up? Like. Was I there too early?

As I walked out and made a right to get back to the main drag. There were MANY street chicas out looking for company. But I kept walking.

Got back to the hotel and just used the normal service I found on Mileroticos a couple years ago. They are consistent, and the person on the other end of the WhatsApp messages knows me by now and is always friendly. She always sends me photos of two or three choices. Always gals in their early 20's. Almost all have always been excellent and provide GFE. Probably going to stick with this on my next trip as it is just so much more relaxing for me to enjoy the no hassle of quality service being delivered to the room.

Hey there can I get info about that service you use please?

[Apprenticed]

I don't know what happens inside the bar, but there is a white door besides the La Terraza where all the action happens:

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6...7i13312!8i6656

In Colombia Street the action takes place in here (door number 1422 A):

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6...7i16384!8i8192

[Apprenticed]

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there..

I don't know what happens inside the bar, but there is a white door besides the La Terraza where all the action happens:

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6210961, -105.2282076,3 a,75 y,3.88 h,79.82 t / data=!3 m6!1 e1!3 m4!1 sUKgHbycMO86 E6 fkFN5 GQHw!2 e0!7 i13312!8 i6656.

There should be girls hanging out there and maybe one sitting inside in a chair waiting for clients. You go talk with them and first thing you do is ask the price and services just to settle the deal (Hola! Como estás? Cuanto me cobras? Que servicios haces? After that she takes you inside and you pay 100 pesos for the room (in the reception) and 20 pesos for the condom. Inside of the room you pay the girl whatever you've agreed with her. Prices can range from 500 to 900 pesos.

There are also girls in the way between that white door near La terraza (Guatemala St) and the other house in Colombia street.

In Colombia Street the action takes place in here (door number 1422 A):

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6220004, -105.2294574,3 a,15 y,127.1 h,86.6 t / data=!3 m6!1 e1!3 m4!1 sZuRrk-ONcK8 wYTyfgWfWtA!2 e0!7 i16384!8 i8192.

[RocksWithSalt]

Hey I'm going to be heading down to Vallarta with next month. We'll be staying in Old Town. Don't think I'll be able to have anyone come to the place I'm staying. Wondering if anyone can recommend any good massage parlors, brothels, or escorts with an incall in the area. Or just any general advice on pooning in Old Town.

My last visit was in March of 2022. A few tips on PV. Pay to pay is legal as long as the only person benefiting is the provider. At the Massage joints I visited you can ask to "see the menu" and the majority of time they will have one printed. It will list masturbation, nude masturbation and intercourse as the three levels of service. They will often have two versions of the menu US dollars and Pesos. I've always found the peso version cheaper. They will often have it under a towel at the counter up front or tucked away. Sometimes they will ask a provider to meet you and discretely recite the menu. There are no games to be played like waiting for the flip to negotiate service.

check out the street view on google maps heading inland from the starbucks near the Loft hotel on the Malecon. on the right is a massage joint just a few doors down. I had some fun there.

[Potato21]

Anyone know of a barbershop or hair cut place with attractive females? Extras would be nice but not necessary. Just would prefer a haircut with some eye candy versus a sweaty dude.

[CaliFuck]

Going to PV next week, would like to visit Smiley can you share the Spa? Did you get to meet Linneth?

Was in PV the past few days. First day I walked the Marina Vallarta spa area. Did not see any spinners except for one but she did not turn me on. Ended up picking a 18-20 yo medium thick girl. She was firm and had a very tight pussy. Had trouble getting inside even with a super lube condom and I am not that big! After about half way in doing mish she motioned she would get on top. She gets on top doing reverse CG and squats it in with her weight. Then starts to twerk it. Holy shit it felt so good. I held off and back to mish as I wanted to drive it home. She was so wet and open but still tight now that I could just pound away. Finish line I came. She didn't speak a word of English but had a killer smile all the time.

Later on I tried another thick girl and she was pretty tight too. Just missing the smile of the first girl.

Took a day's rest. Next day was my last day to play. Usually I like to close out my visit with a known performer. Couldn't shake the smiley face from my mind so I went there first. She was sitting outside with 3 other girls and when she saw that I was heading straight for her, her face lit up with the biggest smile. Back to inside the spa. She was horny as hell. I told her to lay down on the table then I fingered her wet pussy and slowly slipped it deep inside her. After 5 minutes mishing her I remember the reverse cowgirl twerking. I asked her to twerk me to a finish. Shit. I didn't last 2 minutes! It was so hot that day I thought I was going to have a heart attack as I laid there all spent.