2004 Archived Reports

[Member #1050]

SHAME ON ADELITAS BAR.

I witnessed a very disturbing scene this weekend at AB. The messero's were kicking out poor smucks from Adelita's if they did not have beer goggles on. Apparently the fight in the TV had the place packed and to make room, the messero's started kicking out anyone that was not consuming beer like water.

I witnessed myself a guy that had had quite few beers already.

Perhaps the messero's don't know, you pay a big fine to drive drunk in the US.

I walked out in solidarity with the poor smuchs. (only God knows they have to feed the fat wife at home, and the demanding kiddos, and still try to have some dough left for fun with the providers).

So, My reviews for providers are for The Chicago club this time.

I will give AB another chance to redeem themselves. Otherwise, they will get thumbs down from me from now on.

Curiously enough my favorite girls were not working, only the girls that push beers hard.

Shame on AB.

[Member #1050]

CHUPOSNALGAS, YOU ARE BAD , VERY BAD BOY!!

I am almost tempted to have the moderator ban you, or reprimand you. Unless you are joking, but I see no hints of it.

I asked someone to translate.

Real meaning after":"

Eres muy gorda = You are very beautiful:You are fat
Eres tan fea = You are very sexy:You are ugly
Tengo el SIDA = I have a big dick:I have AIDS
Soy Maricon = Please give me a discount:I am gay
Chingate en el culo = Let´s go upstairs:Get lost!

You can get into big trouble by saying some of this in TJ.

[irishman]

Platinum,

Of course this girl wants to use you. Most likely, and hopefully, she is not a bad person who means you ill, but rather she just sees you as someone who can help her out. If you have your eyes wide open about this, then I don't see much of a problem.

Whatever you decide to do, it should be based on what you get out of it without expecting much, if anything, in return from her. What you get may simply be a good conscience from helping her out, if that is a sufficient motive for you. Or perhaps helping her provides the possibility of sex or companionship for some time period.

I am simply saying that before you do anything for her or take any risks for her, you need to accept and understand her motives, which, given the circumstances, obviously do not involve any feelings or probably any real concern at all for you. DO NOT be naiive. On the other hand, everyone uses everyone, and the mere fact that she is using you does not mean that you should avoid the situation.

By the way, glad to help out with the 805/5 information. Just take the 805 all the way to the border. You run right into the border, can't miss it.

[Rabo Verde]

Some helpful Spanish phrases to use in TJ:

Eres muy gorda = You are very beautiful
Eres tan fea = You are very sexy
Tengo el SIDA = I have a big dick
Soy Maricon = Please give me a discount
Chingate en el culo = Let´s go upstairs

For those of you who don't understand this Spanish, Chuponalgas is kidding.

In other words, Don't Use These Phrases.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Late Night]

Platinum Rover,

Oh big mistake. Sorry, your "house" not your apartment.

Good luck to you.

[Platinum Rover]

To the TR roomies,

First of all thanks again for so much info on TJ, a great help in finding the perfect safe, connection. I am going down this evening to again hobby. Posting tomorrow.

UPDATE: I spoke with the girls parents, they live in a small town outside of Oxaca (sp). I am going to visit them this upcoming weekend. Just in case I am bringing a wingman and it will be on my turf, the hotel lobby. It appears that they are quite genuine, but as I have been warned by you all, be careful.

To answer the person who asked why I took 805 and then cut back to I-5--well I did not know any better, I am new to Socal area. Everyone talked about I-5, so that is where I thought I had to be.

To all newbies to TJ, read the posts, they will keep you safe and your johnson safe and as always, use your best judgement.

Do the girls mind if I take pictures? I would like to post to the forum, the girls I meet and greet>

Take care

[Explorer8939]

PlatinumRover:

Ask to visit her home before making any further decisions.

[Coquí]

Simple M,

I am sorry you could not find any girls to your liking. AB's and Chicago has the best girls in the area but there are some nice ones in many of the places you mentioned. Maybe my rating is not as yours, better luck next time.

PS. Give Adelitas a chance next time.

[Dash]

Platinum Rover: re: girl wanting to visit. You should try and find her and see what's up. You have nothing to lose at this point. Keep in touch if you liked her. Does she have a tel # or email?
For bringing girls to the usa there are several options. I assume you live in CA, or a west coast state.
1. she crosses with a coyote, it costs you a bunch of money, and maybe it works out for you. Nobody will come get her, she'll be with the millions of other mexicans here in CA illegally. She'll be able to work, etc. with papers easily obtained for about $100. She could also pay you back the coyote cost in installments.
2. You could apply for a "fiance visa" they are good for 90 days, after which time they expire. You are supposed to be married or she goes back.
3. You visit her from time to time in TJ until you know what's up.
Not knowing her or you, or the real situation, I can't comment. However, my philosophy is life's too short, and I believe in further fact finding if she was the type you could enjoy for a LTR. I think that the chances of it being successful are no worse than with a "local".
Just my 2 cents. If the girl is not from TJ, that's a plus. I would not trust a real TJ native as far as I could throw her. As they say "trust, but verify." Regards, Dash.

[Simple Man]

Well I checked out some of the TJ massage parlors this weekend. First, Luxor at the Pueblo Amigo Plaza was closed both Friday night and Saturday afternoon. It did not have any of the government stickers on the door so I really don't know what is going on and whether it will reopen. On Friday night I also checked out what used to be Deja Vu but is now called Hotel Lu***** or whatever. About ten girls there nothing that caught my attention so I moved on. Went to the massage parlor behind La Tropa, again about ten girls nothing that I found attractive. Also went to Chicago, Tropical, La Chevela, Hong Kong and AB's, AB's was so packed that you couldn't get in the door. Didn't see anything above a five at any of these spots. On Friday night I also checked out two strip clubs Kabala's and Boleros. Kabalas is filled with larger older women, while Boleros has some good looking dancers it is hands off just like an american strip club in short I wouldn't recommend either place.
On Saturday I went to Real Ejecutivo, Mision De Loreto 2970, L-1 Second Floor, Zona Rio. It is in a non-descript grey building the only sign on the building is for a party equipment rental business. There were six girls available when I arrived but I did not like any of them. It seems like a nice place and was clean so I will probably check back and see if they upgrade their staff. Next I went to Mermaids, Calle 8 No. 8011 Entre Constitucion y Ninos Heroes, the sign there now says Express Hotel, there were three girls available all in their 30's and not very attractive so I moved on. Paris Al Noche which is on Revolucion right before the corner of Calle 8 remains closed with government stickers on the door. Also an Estetica on Calle 8 just above Revolucion is closed down with health department stickers announcing that the health department has suspended their permit. They are still in business and will lead you through the small shopping plaza to the back door. I didn't check this place out because I am not too anxious to see what conditions prompted the TJ health department to shut them down. Next I went to Monte Carlo Ejecutivo, Plaza Jardin Local 23, Segundo Pizo Via Poniete #4246. There were about 8 girls ranging from 3-5's. Accordingly, I went home dry. It seems to me that TJ continues to slip further downhill in regards to hobbying. What I generally do now is put the money that I would have spent into a fund for my next trip to a local where it is still worth mongering.

[Poon Searcher]

Plat,

Thanks for pointing out Google. Some guys just have absolutely no shame at all! So much for credibility.

[Turbolover]

Hey Platinum,

In response to:
But the story does not end there, she called my cell and wants to move to the US and live with me. Ah the possibilities, this girl was 19, gorgeous, slim, great face and nice rack. So who knows? Any adivice?


My very strong bet: She disappears as soon as she gets what she wants.

I shouldn't even call it a bet at all.

You are under her spell and she knows it, further south these things get really clear, really quick. Nice you helped her out for the immediate time, but she can take care of herself, and she is. Her story worked on you the first time, she found her mark. She knows she is pretty and that guys trip over their dicks when they see her, even if it takes them awhile to see she is a package deal.
You seem like a real smart guy, just under the spell of the sirens.

None of this is meant to be offensive to you or your motives, just to save you headaches.

If you are really feeling generous and want to help, there are plenty of homeless kids sucking on tits on the street, etc.
Also, Jackson has a charity which deals with such issues very directly. Your dollars go way further towards dramatically helping people with his particular charity.

[CEO Morgan]

Platinum,

Check out Lookingforlefty's posts on the Milwaukee board for suggestions on allowing her to move in with you. Thanks for the update on the Paris Hilton look alike. I saw her last March when I stopped by AB. Several guys did not hesitate to take her out. I bet they are somewhat sorry they did now.

CEO

[mr.booie]

I was wondering if any mongers are heading down to TJ tomorrow, i'm leaving from LA. I've been to adelitas a few times by myself however it'd be nice to hang out with a fellow monger/s for a change.

You can email me at my email from this post.

Manny

[irishman]

Platinum: Why did you take "I-5 and then the 805 to avoid SD traffic and then cut back across to I-5 after SD."

The 805 goes all the way to the border (or at least within a couple hundred yards, where the 5 and 805 merge). No need to cut back across to I-5 before the border.