2004 Archived Reports

[BowHuntMopar]

Tiujuana update (10/13/04)(4 more days until departure from *****monger heaven):

10/11 (Monday)

Jennifer - (2nd shift girl who starts work at 8 p.m.), 23, 5'7", slender @ 110-120 lbs., long shoulder length black hair, fake tits 34C or D ups, beautiful eyes, speaks great Engish, NY runway model type body & face!!!

Face --- 9 or 10.
Body --- 8 or 9.
Attitude --- Great downstairs at AB, but -2 in bed.
Performance --- ZERO (0)!!!
Cost --- $60 plus $11(hotel) & requested a freaking TIP (which I politely refused!!!
Summay --- She was worse than screwing a rubber doll, has (2) little boys ages 2 & 4. Thought her crap didn't stink. Type of woman who wouldn't even look at you on the streets unless you were Brad Pitt.

10/12 (Tuesday)

Candy --- 1st shift lady, 5'7", long black hair, 40 to 45 years old, stands around Hottie Central, really quiet until you get her upstairs, usually wears a summer dress.

Face --- 6 or 7.
Body --- 6 or 7.
Attitude --- 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance --- 10+ (Unbelievable!!!!!)
Cost --- $60 + $11(room) + $20(tip).
Summary --- Unbelievable CBJ, screws incredibly well, initiated intercourse with reverse cowgirl position. She's a sperm-drainer extro-dinaire(spelling?)!!!!! She did almost all the work. Took all my stamina not to blow my load too soon. Walked out of the hotel room drained and in need of a good nap. Luckily, my hotel is less than a block away & slept several hours after this encounter.

10/12 (evening shift)

Melanie, 24, 5'8" to 5'10", fake breasts (almost looked real), long black hair with blond highlights, dragon tatoo centered on her back, dagger tatoo at the bottom of her back, several other tatoos rest of her body. Stands around DJ booth area. She just finished her dance routine when I approached her as she was dressing.
Face --- 8 or 9 (looks like Brooke Shields twin). Beautiful eyes!!!
Body --- 9 or 10 (fake but great boobs aobut 36C or D).
Attitude --- 7 or 8.
Bedroom performance --- 7 or 8 (allowed breast licking, missionary, doggy).
Cost --- $60 + $11(room) + $10 (tip).
Summary --- Another girl to take home to mom. Potential wife material. Has 4 year old daughter.

It's 12:45 p.m. and I'm typing away here at this Internet Cafe again, while my Vietnam vet buddy is already at the AB mongering away!!! Gotta go!!! So many girls, so very little precious time left!!! You San Diego mongers have it made. BTW, met up with a civil litigation attorney whose been at the AB for 10 years. Said it took him 5 years before he found it. Great guy even if he's a freaking lawyer.

[Joe Hart]

Finally went to TJ for the first time Friday 10/8 after a couple of months getting tips at this great site.

Flight got in about 5:00PM and got to the border about 9:0PM after checking into hotel in SD.

Took a Yellow taxi to AB at the cost of $5 as was expected here.
Walked into AB and did the circle. wow lots of girls. Checked out hottie central and was very impressed. But wanted to take my time and check out the area. Got a seat at the bar on the left hand side. I enjoyed girls coming to me and rubbing a little and asking for a drink. Of course, bought the first one that could speak english a drink ($7) just to talk to her a while and get some info. She wanted $60. I said no it's too early I want to enjoy myself a while. She quickly said $50. sucky/F**ky. No I said too early. OK, she says $40 then. Geeeeez I wasn't even into negociating. But turned her down , she smiled and went on her way.

I stayed there for couple of hours and I heard $40 many times.
Decided to take a walk and stopped in the Miami Bar. Wow this place was rocking. Girls not as hot as AB,but you could dance with any if the girls for $1 a dance. As I like to dance, I had a great time here dancing some fast songs, Latino songs and slow songs with a several girls. I found them all to be fun. I did like this place. Beers were 2 for $4. not bad.

Then I went out and tried a bar directly across the street when you leave MB and turn left. Not sure of the name.

Again 2 beers for the price of 1. As I was having my beer and checking out the Bar, A girl came over and kind of picked me up.

Her name was Ifeelya (I-Feel-ya). We danced some and she didn't want the $1 a dance. After a while she asked if I wanted to go back to her bar. which was on revolution. No way, I said I too afraid to leave the area. But damn I was having lots of laughs with her and decided to go anyway. Probably not a good idea but I was starting to trust her. So, we went to this local bar on Revolution with only about 12 people there. (3 Girls) She introduced me all around and again I had a great time talking to the people (who could speak some english) and dancing.

I try to get her to go to a hotel but she kept putting me off.

About 3:00 AM decided it was time to go back to AB. Told her I would meet her on Saturday at the same bar at 1:00 PM (I showed up at 2:PM but she was not there maybe she meant 1:AM?)

Walked backed to AB down the middle of the streets with no problemo. whew.

At AB I met this short girl with a great smile. She started off at $40 and I said Ok it was time. Went up with her and had an almost GFE with lots of giggling. BBBJ, Cowgirl and Miss. As I had a lot of beer it took me the entire time. She was fun to be with and never stopped smiling. That's a real turn on for me. Sorry didn't get her name. I heard so many names that I just can't remember them.

OK back to AB. sat and had another beer or two. Noticed the time was now about 7:00 AM and decided that was enough for now Headed to the border (Yellow Taxi $5) and waited in a long line to get back to US.
Went back again later on Saturday and I'll put that in another report.
All in all I had a great time and want to thank all the fellow mongers here who gave me some tips. Most of which I followed.

I know I should not have went to that bar on Revolution but it did work out.

Enjoy

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Blitz Dog]

Unexpectedly my friend and I hit TJ on sunday in the early afternoon. We went and ate tacos and drank some beer then we hit Adelitas (my 1st visit) and it was going pretty good. I liked the selection.

We then headed out back to the alley and did some sight seeing, it was kind of dead and the selection was very limited, we decided to hit Chicago club, it was empty BUT their was 2 hotties in their and they waved us over, we sat and had a beer and then par took in their hospitality.

I hooked up with Laura semi hot chica (7), her face was 6 but her body (petite & tight) definetly a 8. We talked and she told me she had a daughter at home and she had only been working for 5 months.

We got up stairs and she disroped, asked if I wanted the porn channel on I said whatever. She sucked my rod for about 5 min (CBJ) and then hoped on top, we did the cowgirl thing and she seemed alittle less intersted, I asked what was wrong she said she like doggie, I bend that girl over and tagged that ass, now she id really into it and starts to moan and move with a purpose, I decided to finish miss, so I rolled her over and pounded away for another 20min, we must have been at it for 40 min, she was really moaning by this time, well I shot my load and she wasked if I wanted to shower with her, I agreed and she washed my tool and toweled me off, claims that she would like for me to return soon.

All in all .40 service, .11 room .10 tip

We went back to Adelitas but we were pressed for time, I am definetly hitting a adelita girl next time.

Peace and release to all my fellow mongors

Blitz

[AsianDude]

Wow, this BowHunt dude is on a mission to screw every TJ girl in sight ! May the force be with you !

About flat chestted Thai girls Vs Latinas.
It's like comparing people who only like beef with people who only like chicken. It's a matter of preferrence. Heck, I don't care as long as it's a girl.

About GFE.
How do you define GFE ? If the girls does DFK and let you finger/suck her you know where, is that GFE ? When money is involved and the girl is a prostitute(let's face it), is that still a GFE ? If you take the money out of the equation, do you guys still think the chicas will treat you with a GFE ? Like I said before, true GFE only comes from E fro your GF. Everthing else is WFE(***** friend experience), if money is involved.

[BowHuntMopar]

Tiujuana (Adelita Bar) update from a St. Louis, MO visitor:

10/10/04 (evening) ---

Brenda, 22 years old, 4'11", 90 pounds, shoulder length blond hair, starts work at 7 or 8 p.m..
Face --- 9 or 10.
Body --- 8 or 9.
Attitude --- 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance --- 8 or 9.
Cost --- $60 + $11 (room) + $20 (tip) = $91 (total price - most outstanding babe I've had in a long time). A girl to take home to momma!!!

10/11/04 (day shift) ---

Lezza, skinny with small firm breasts, 5'6", 100 to 110 pounds, petite wears a straw cowboy hat, 26 years old.
Face - 7 or 8.
Body - 8 or 9 (OUTSTANDING FIRM REAR END).
Attitude --- 8 or 9 (self masturbation of cltoris leading to orgasm - fake?)
Performance --- 8 or 9.


That's it for now. The sun's going down. I'm at a Internet cafe on Constitution Blvd and just finished (4) tacos for $3.20. Got to get my hunting gear (condoms, ejaculation delay cream, thigh high stockings, Big Red gum) and go out on another safari tonight. It's HELL, but someone's got to do it!!! BTW, the girls all seem to know about the internet, so none will permit any photos any more.

[BowHuntMopar]

Response to KJ & Chupolalgas,

I read that the AIDS foundation did a survey about 5 years ago on (20) of the women at a popular bordello in Thailand. Out of the the (20) Thai girls, (13) were HIV positive.

You are risking your life with those girls. I wonder how your buddy that screws bareback is. Is he still alive or dead?

At the Adelita Bar, all the women are checked monthly. The girls with any diseases are kicked out & become SW's. I am Asian and I prefer HOT Latino babes to the flat chested Asian girls in Asia (Thailand).

I've been to Amsterdam (twice), Frankfurt (twice), Vancouver Canada (numerous), Nuevo Laredo (once) & TJ (numerous times).

For the price, you can't beat it. One just has to determine where the locals go. I learned from the locals never to go to any of the strip clubs along Revelution Blvd because they are all rip-off joints filled with women that will NOT put out & transsexuals.

[Mutha Foo]

Chupon,

Will he still be your hero when he gets AIDS?

[QuackUp]

Trip report, Sunday 10-10-04,

After being away for three weeks I decided to visit the ladies south of the border. Wow, they are now repaving Av Revolution. Is this the beginning to the end as some have suggested?

Anyways, I arrived around 18:00 and went to Las Chavelas to see if my favorite Denise was there. Indeed she was. When she saw me she gave me a big hug and a big kiss. Denise is one of the few girls who will dfk, even in the bar area if she likes you. We went upstairs to finish our fun and stay until the second knock came. She left her mark with a big wet spot on the sheets.

After our session, by the way, she only works until 20:00. She is about 5'3" black hair, flauca ( thin ) and has the girl next door look to her. I headed towards A/B. At the time the girls were just so-so. I hung for about an hour, saw nothing to my taste and headed over to Tropical bar.

As usual, the T/B was dark and hard to see the girls. I got a drink and surveyed the scene. I didn't see Katia who I had a great time the last time I was there. I did see one girl who I would rate as a 9 but she was with a local. I stayed at T/B for an hour and a half thinking this girl would be finished with the local, and have my fun with her. Guess again, she never left the local and the local never took her upstairs. Or at least all the time I was there. To me it's crazy, for what the local paid in drinks, he could have easily have taken the girl upstairs, probably twice. I got tired of waiting and left back to A/B.

Walking through the door of A/B bam, three hotties just to the right. I should have gone up with one of them or at least talk with them, but nooo! I had to do my walk around because I always want to know if there is anything better. Bad choice. There was nothing better and by the time I got back near the front all three were gone. I never did get to talk with any of them because either they were upstairs or they were at a table talking to some guys. Oh well, there is always next time.

Time to head over to Chicago. More crowed then I had expected. Maybe because Columbus day was Monday? Better selection than the last Sunday I was there. There was one beautiful girl wearing a white top, slim, black hair who I wanted to do in the worst possible way. She was sitting with an asian fellow and he wouldn't let her go. I would be looking their way just to see when she was finished with him so I could get 1st crack at her. Most of the time she looked bored and the guy would just be sitting with her not talking. All I'am thinking is dude, just take her up so someone else can get some. I was there for two hours and never did they go up. He did get another girl to sit with them though. My question, aren't we there to get our rocks off? Maybe he is into romance? Who knows. At least now I have a reason to go back to C/C next time I'am in town.

Since I never spoke with the girl or even got her name I started to look for someone else. It was getting late and I wanted to do one more girl before heading home. I saw a tall slim stripper danceing, and waved my dollar at her. As I put my dollar in her bikini, I told her to come by my table after so I could buy her a drink. She came over and for the life of me, I can't remember her name. For you fans of C/C, she is a stripper, black hair, slim with a firm body and is about 5'8". She is from Matlazan.

Upstairs she wasn't bad but she wasn't great. No kissing on lips. Quite a dissapointment after Denise. No daty and a cbj. Because she looked so good and her body so firm, it did the trick. She also didn't ask for the money up front. I paid her $60.00. I left a happy camper.

Almost forgot, I paid $50.00 for Denise. Until the next road trip.

Quackup

[Late Night]

KJ,

We had the same problem comparing flat girls with hot Latina girls over the Rio thread. Please do not compare Thai with Latinas. No comparisson!!

GFE or not, please don't insult the hot latinas with those plain flatties!

[Rabo Verde]

HOW TO GET GFE:
I have a friend (honest, it isn't me I WISH I had thought of this!). He travels and stays for months in various of our favorite places. He is quite handsome and rich, especially by third world standards. He meets girls and tells them he is just looking for a wife and family, someone to take back to the U.S.A., but he wants to make sure they can have kids, because kids are REALLY important to him. He will marry them and take them back to the USA as soon as they get pregnant. They fuck him bare-back night and day. The punchline: He had a vasectomy 10 years ago! My hero!

[KJ Vegas]

Blourghus,

Well said. I just returned from Thailand, 99% of the girls in Thailand will give you GFE and 99% of the girls in TJ will not give you GFE. I'm supposed to go to TJ next month, Tj is just ok. I might save my money for my February Thailand trip. Comparing TJ to Thailand is like comparing a ford Pinto to a Lamborghini IMHO.

Cheers,

KJ

[Badfish]

Thats to funny I haven't been there in almost 10 years started at 100 then. There was a hot blonde i think named Stacey from Cancun there, trying to get into America. hey is Calente Sports book still there?

[Hardbarg]

Badfish:

I wander in there every once in a while, mostly out of curiosity. Always mid-week. Not a bad place for a quiet drink. Short supply (maybe 10 girls). Average to poor quality. Usually opening quote of $100. Havn't actually rented there so can't comment on value/$. As always - ymmv.

[BowHuntMopar]

Greetings Fellow TJ Mongers,

I'm from St. Louis and here for a week on vacation. First, I'm posting some helpful info about a few girls we "boinked" on Saturday & today (Sunday). These notes were taken at the Adelita Bar in dim light with my little "black" book. Some of the info is incomplete due to excessive alcohol consumption between "sessions". Second, I would like some help from you experienced mongers about a few of the girls I would like to try but am cautious about. Seems like the best looking girls have the worst attitude & bedroom performance. Nothing new to me here, except I don't want to waste my money on another GREAT LOOKING girl.

Saturday (10/9/04) --- Arrived from STL to SAN about noon:

Nikita, 26, blond, about 5'10" tall, skimpy white outfit she wore today.
Face - 7 or 8.
Body - 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance - 4 or 5.
Costs $60 + $11 for room (typically for all girls listed below).

Kayla (my buddy selected her so he nor I recall much about her due to too many Corona beers).
Face - 6 or 7.
Body - 6 or 7.
Bedroom performance - 5.

Angelica - another moger's (we sat next to) rating.
Face - 8.
Body - 9.
Performance - 5.

Katherine - My buddy & I both "boinked" her, but no physical description recall due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Face - 6 or 7.
Body - 6 or 7.
Bedroom performance - 8.
Attitude - 8.

Sunday - 10/10/04

Fernanda, about 25 to 30 years old, 5'5", about 130 pounds, about 36C tits, shoulder length straight black hair. My buddy recommended her from last night.
Face - 6 - 7.
Body - 6 - 7 (scar due to Ceasarian section).
Attitude - 9.
Bedroom performance - 8 or 9 (almost GFE) allowed titty licking, DATY (I know it's dangerous, but I was intoxicated). Had to give a $10 tip.

Here's the info I need on some of the girls listed below. I got their names but wanted you guys help to provide assistance on which girl was good "upstairs".

1 --- "Brenda/Belinda/Melinda" - I could not hear her too well due to HIGH music volume at Adelitas. Petite blond shoulder length straight hair. Works from 7 p.m. until 6 a.m.

2 --- "Italiano" - ???

3 --- "Caroline" - ???


Thanks in advance for all your help & you can PM me if the message is personal.

[Blourghus]

The difficulty of GFE seems to be a Tijuana-specific problem. In every other country, and even most every other part of Mexico, GFE is not something you need to butter up a girl for, it just happens and is part of the deal. Let's take something as fundamental as KISSING. I love kissing prostitutes (especially those with braces - they drive me wild). In other border cities of Mexico, say Nuevo Laredo, kissing is pretty much assured with any girl in a club - usually DFK. In other countries girls initiate DFK. In Adelita's no girl would kiss me, because as they said, "it's dangerous". And let's not even talk about the street girls.

That's just kissing, then there's also nice converstation, meeting up outside the club for movie or lunch or pool, BBBJ & BBFS. I'm a young guy, speak good Spanish, am well groomed and in good shape, and get along great with prostitutes anywhere else, but I've connected less with those from Tijuana than any other place in the world. Anywhere else I get everything I want with knockout women with no fuss. Yeah, there's difficult women everywhere, but not a single compassionate one in Tijuana. They can't be - Tijuana is much more competitive for the girls than other places and if they lower their guard for one second they'll get eaten alive. Has anyone ever had a meaningful conversation with a girl at AB? Another factor is that nearly all girls in Tijuana come from far away from the interior of Mexico by plane - they're all high-paid pro's not innocent part-timers like in other areas.

There's nothing wrong with wanting GFE - I live off it - but Tijuana is the last place on earth for it. In Tijuana they don't even wait for you after you've finished the deed, but are already on to their next customer by the time you've zipped yourself up. If you want GFE don't go to Tijuana but to any other place in Mexico or the world. If you want to bang a whole bunch of prostitutes who won't hassle you or remember you afterwards then Tijuana is the place.

Re: Donkey Show. The picture posted below is from Martha's in Nuevo Laredo Boys Town. They still do the Donkey Show.