2004 Archived Reports

[Peter Pan #3]

The dark lighting in clubs make it very difficult to see clearly the girls you want to take upstairs. That's why there are many guys hanging around outside AB to take good looks at the chicas.

I ran into a few club girls who had a lot of restrictions and rushing once I took them upstairs. They act like I owe them a big favor which turned me off completely. I told them I would spread the words around which scared the shit out of them. Some of these girls no longer work at AB or CC probably because of bad reputations.

The SG are generally nicer and sweeter, acting more like Mexican than American bitches! Once you negotiated the terms and the price, the SG's are usually very good and natural, for 1/3 the price of club girls. Some of them even appear to enjoy their job a great deal, especially after you have boinked them a few times! they are more likely to remember who yoyu are and give you good sessions, almost GFE. Some of these SG's are far more beautiful than the club girls, Jacqueline, Sol, Brenda ... in the alley, and Guadalupe, Carla ... on Constitution for example.

IMHO, you are more likely to run into raving bitches in clubs than on the street. I like the generally nice, sweet Mexican personality. I don't need to go to TJ to find simulated bitches on wheels.

[Country John]

TJBob - yeah man.
With Gabriella, Jacqueline, Diana, and Blanca chasing me while I got my sights on Esmeralda before Ana gets back from Michoacan I'm doing the neutron dance. What better way to enhance the experience.

Tania dropped off the radar, she doesn't answer my emails! She's probably got her hands full, but we'll see!

Esmeralda is next, she's sweeter than Tania, she was GREAT at AB the other night. Can't wait to do her. She said she'd meet me outside too!

The AlleyKat charm is hard to resist!

Country John

10-4 on the drama.

[TJ Bob]

Got to the parking lot, smoked a joint and headed to the action.

God forbid, you smoked a what CJ? lol. Good to see you posting at your original home without all the drama elsewhere. enjoy all your holiday azz and don't forget about tania. :-)

[Country John]

I wanted to do this for a long time. Arrived with my wingman DanTheMan (DTM) at about 1:30PM. We had a short work day.

Got to the parking lot, smoked a joint and headed to the action. What fun. I couldn't help hearing the Beatles song "Penny Lane" and thinking that someone ought to write something about the Zona with it's cast of characters and undercurrent of sleaze, hustle and all. Newbies travelling in packs looking like they are being followed by the mob or some strange shit.

Had a few tacos at the alley restaurant then strolled the Alley, squeezing and tugging at the girls. I was looking for Gabby but she must have been up. DTM found a walker at Ninos Heros and the Alley. She was rather white but clearly latina and bottle blonde. She wanted to go with me too but DTM wanted to fly solo so he took her for 1/2 hour at $20. She used Teresa Hotel.

I told DTM I'd wait so there I am, leaning against the wall waiting for DTM to do his business when across the street I spot Jacqueline de Puebla at Venicia looking real nice in her green minis and BIG smile. I stood my ground and just admired her from across the street.

It was beautiful watching her pose for me - what a gem of a creature. Strolled across to check her out and she promised the moon for $20. Said she was 19 and so I did my best to talk to her for a while. We got a long real well and after checking her out real good, decided to go for it after she started huggin me on the street and squeezing my hand etc.

I was not disappointed. She was tight and very playful in bed. Got right down to business. CBJ to rock hard then ontop for almost 20 minutes. As we approached the half hour mark (no knock) she said "mas tiempo" I said "si" she then smiled and said "Mas Dollars???" I was having such a great time, I knew I'd have for at least an hour so I said "SI."

She got right back to work. But I could tell that as we approached the 1 hour mark she was tired. We tried all positions but ended up popping Mish.

I took her for 1-1/2 hours, paid her $60 for an outstanding performance. I paid $3.00for the room. The best thing about her (and most Latinas) is that the experience lasts and lasts. I couldn't stop thinking about how affectionate she was. You might pay X for the session, but if the girl is a gem like her, you'll be thinking about for hours. Why can't American women be like that?

Afterwards, went looking for DTM and found him wrapped up in a Lusty Latina at Miami. Nice girl but she doesn't go so we split and headed to AB after DTM got her cel number for some outside encounter at a later date. I had to get out of MIAMI because I didn't want to fool around in there while my fav was away.

Man. Say what you want but if you are the slightest bit taken by the latina then AB was heaven on earth. These girls (most of them) are beautiful. Is it just me or do you guys see what I see? They are shockingly beautiful. I hope I never lose my appreciation of them.

Saw Monica but she was with someone so I just walked by, gave her the eye and then headed back out to look for Diana de Culiacan, I brought her a Christmas Gift and wanted to give it to her. Nowhere to be found. FUCK!!. Back to the alley for another stroll and to grab a few beers this time.

Even Sonia wasn't out. Didn't see her all day. But since we were under the influence we bar hopped and had some great laughs, squeezed some girls and drank some beer.

I was also on the look out for JTull, nowhere to be found. Didn't see his car in the lot either. Where are you man???

Anyway, we roamed through the clubs and ended up back at AB for beers and squeezes.

That's where I finally met the fabulous Esmerelda.

The 39 year old lady (and I mean LADY) standing on the back wall. She stood out from the crowd with this natural beauty and I couldn't resist asking her for a hug and she was happy to oblige. I didn't have enough cash to do her but after I thought about it I decided I'd sit with her for a few drinks and tell her how beautiful she is. She was using Tania's line ("what ju sign?").

She loved it. She soaked it up like a sponge. I told her I didn't have the cash to go upstairs but I wanted to sit with her a buy her a few drinks. She was still very affectionate at the table even though she knoew I was not going with her. So we sat behind the high bar for about 30 minutes, long enough for her to suck back a few ficha beers. Lots of petting and hugging etc. She is a sweetheart. She said she had to go back to work, gave me one last kiss and hug.

I promised I'd be back and I will go back to be with her. I asked her if she could leave the club and she got up, walked to the DJ booth and then came back to tell DTM that she could not leave early but she wants to see me outside the club. We left without getting her cel phone so it could have been bullshit. She's on my to do next list. That's for sure.

I'm making one more pass around Monica, (now alone and looking hard at me but she can just wait for the next "customer" because she's 3rd string material now) when DTM hooks up with a princess (no name) dressed in a pink silk dress, blond but latina. Next thing I know he's on the stairs and I'm outside waiting. So I talk to Solinas the cop outside AB for 30 minutes. Interesting stuff. I'll post on it someday.

DTM returns after the 2pop, another cel phone number and a silly grin. Excellent session. We head back to the office, then I leave Mexico about 8:30.

For me a bit of a bust, a 1pop for all that time but with Christmas here and gifts to buy I had to be careful because I could have spent a lot more. It was tough to walk away from Esmerelda. I'll not do that again.

Oh yeah, one more thing: NEWBIES - there is no reason to walk the place like you are being followed by the mob, we all know why you're there. Jeez. If you're uncomfortable being there then deal with your issues. Stop being rude to the girls, there is no need for it. They are playing a game, you play too. If there's one thing these girls can do real well (besides fuck) it's handle rejection so there is no need to be rude to any of them.

If they tug and you're not gonna go, be polite at least. I see guys treating them like SHIT and it makes me sick. Take your happy pills for crying out loud.
Give them a smile and a wink. It's no wonder they think so many of us are assholes when so many of us are not. Why cave them in? Makes no sense.

Go with a wingman who knows how to treat women. If you have a choice between being an asshole or a nice guy, try being a nice guy. The girls deserve it and they'll show thier appreciation. Works for me.

Be safe and be nice
Country John

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My New Toy Has Tits.

[Country John]

My references to Dirty Old Man in my last post actually refers to Chupo. He has a harum in Brazil. And he really is a dirty old man.

I arrived in the Zona at 11:30 PM, an all time late for me, especially on Friday night. Work ran over and I was pissed because I was good to go for an early evening in the Zona.

No matter, the wifey was already in bed at home and I had previously told her it would be a late one.

The cops were everywhere. So were we. I turned onto Constitution and started to nose over the hill and it was alive with traffic, music, girls, girls and more girls.

There's probably no place busier on a Friday night. OK, maybe Disneyland but the Zona was a sea of humanity with a little bit of inhumanity mixed in for good measure. Why do I get a feeling of belonging in the Zona. Is it just me or is there anybody else out there who believes that they cold actually live there?? Jeez.

Rolled down the hill riding the brakes and checked out the girls while trying not to run into anyone, especially the cops. Couldn't wait to get out of the car.

I had to wait to park. Seems the cops were busy hooking up some gringo in a red Blazer 4X4. They had the entrance blocked so I hit the 4 ways and sat there till they moved. The driver was put in the police car and the truck was driven away by a cop. The truck has no plates but did have a used car lot ad and plate frame, looked like it was from San Diego.

Finally got out of the car and headed up Constitution. The place was crawling with girls and guys. The smell of the taco stands, exhaust fumes, sewer and all that along with the chill in the air was exhilarating.

Headed straight to the Alley. Saw Sonia and her pretty little smile and slim bod. I've had my eye on her for a while and my plan was to take her so I stopped, looked her in the eye and told her i'd be back in 10 minutes or so and we would go. I wanted to have a beer and see who else was out. After all, it was Friday night in the Zona.

Didn't really see anyone else I knew but there were some familiar faces.

What really struck me was the ever increasing number of wide-eyed and silly stupid childish fucking newbies out there. Man. It's like they are in some kind of fucking amusement park or zoo. Misbehaving and being disrespectful to everyone including the girls is an absolute terrible way to behave. Do they do that shit at home? Maybe it's just me.

Strolled through AB, well almost strolled. The place was so fucking crowded that the only way to get to the pisser was to move with the crowd and hope you ended up there. LOTS of girls though so If I were going to take one it would have been Friday night, but I would pop Sonia.

Ran into a guy across the corner from El Pollo fucking clip joint who was trying to get me to go there. I of course opened up like the crystal cathedral choir and told him everything I knew. He told me that he was the manager of the place. (Short guy, Mexican, trim, dresses in black, clean shaven with short black hair.) He wanted me to go over and fix things up with me. Yeah. Like a .38 slug between the ears. Not tonight.

I checked out CC, another big crowd. I usually see the place empty. Same with Tropical, LT, Miami and HK. They were barking about "no cover charge" at HK so I guess that idea didn't work well.

I was now 20 minutes late with Sonia, standing next to her again in the alley telling her "let's go." Then I remembered to make sure I had the deal right and was running it thorough one more time with her.

Out of the fucking blue came this asian guy (young) who walked up to her, took his wallet out and pulled out a $20.00 bill and said "OK let's go." I was starting my wind up when Sonia looked at him and said "OK" and walked off with him. Ouch.

So I'm leaning against the wall with a shocked look on my face thinking "WTF?" I know many of you are clutching your hearts here too. I mean 'sup???

I was telling her (and she understands English) that we might run over so if we do I'll pay her extra of course, we just needed to make sure we got the muny straight. Then this shit happened.

Looking back on it, this fuckhead was probably 21 years old. I'm an old fart so that choice is easy. But what about the other part, respect? Now maybe I'm over-reacting a bit and assuming too much. She was ready to go with me. So I decided that she will be forever stricken from the to do list and I intend to fuck the shit out of every girl standing next to her, show them a good time and give them decent tips. That'll learn her.

So she better start surrounding herself with uglies.

This guy was a newbie too. He ran up gushing with excitement, like a silly child. Jeez, maybe he was a vet and that's his game!! Maybe I'll try that. Obviously no manners and not a member of THIS board.

Let's call them the "candy store" type.

I limped down the alley licking my wounds and looking at the girls. Just past HK stood Blanca de Puebla. 5' 3 or so, petite and shivering. Said she was 19 and later told me she was 21. negotiated 40 minutes for $50. and went straight to the room at Cascades.

Started changing the deal in the room. She wanted more for sin ropa, more for blow job, more for ontop, more for breathing, more for just being alive. So, 10 minutes later it was the deal on the street or no deal. She stripped, pur her little self in bed under the covers and it was on. There would be no upselling this AlleyKat. Especially after the little episode with Sonia.

I was already very much looking forward to the session (any session) so we started with her ontop and I'm glad we did. No need for a BJ unless I went limpdick. I just wanted to get laid.

Blanca moves with the precision of a machine while massaging and giggling. A nice combination. Something American women should learn but never will.

A petite body but proportionate. Her tits were tastey but not huge. Large dark nipples gave them a sensuality that was irresistible.

Her grip was firm and she could loosen up as well. She liked to go deep, tighten with a base ball bat like grip and then rock in and out. Very nice. Good control.

All of the sudden I realized that it was ME getting fucked, not ME doing the fucking. So I just lay there and enjoyed every sensation from every nerve ending I could find with her bouncing her bottom and those titties beating against my chest. Ahhhhhhh.

She would find herself ontop a few more times during the session. Each one like the above.

She used some lube in the beginning but as we got on with the session she got very wet. She didn't erupt in multiple orgasms though and in fact I don't think she had one at all.

When I started to feel the contractions I changed to mish again. I like shooting down sometimes. I I do her again I'll shoot up. So mish it was and I came like the guys on the TV at Cascades. She drew every ounce out of me with that excellent pussy control. Some girls really know how to do that well.

Got dressed and Blanca is putting the screws to me for more money so I had to be firm. She speaks no english by the way so it was mostly sign language. She pulled out her wallet and showed me about 60 pesos as all she had. But a deal is a deal. So I paid her and she left.

Downstairs there were no signs of letting up in the crowd. By now it was 2:30 and time to roll. I stood in the doorway to Cascades watching the crown when Blanca appeared in the lobby. I figured she was going to put the arm on me for more cash but instead she walked over and wrapped her arms around me and gave me a big hug.

She said something to me in Spanish and smiled, squeezed and walked back to her spot. Stupid me didn't understand but I like the way she said it.

Back to the border, only 3 lanes open and about a 30 minute wait. Got home at about 4:30 and called it a "day."

I'll be back next week to deal with Sonia on AlleyKat 38.

Country John

[Blue Nose]

Did a quick loop through the alley yesterday on my way to Hong Kong, and it is as busy the Saturday before Christmas as any other Saturday. At 4pm there were about 60 - 70 SGs working. Some really nice looking ones also. Both Miami and Hong Kong had about the same number of people in them as they usually do. I didn't have a lot of time so I was just in HK for an hour or so. If anybody is reconsidering going to TJ because of the time of year, the zona is still open for business.

Happy Holidays to all!

Blue Nose

[Termas Time]

That is funny shit, but quite accurate. Many girls in TJ will ask you have you finished b4 you even put in. It is my opinion that sex improves as you go further south in this hemisphere (Brazil, Colombia, etc....)

Termas Time

[Rabo Verde]

There are lots of Russian girls in TJ, they are always russian you to finish!

[Matiz]

Christmas cheer was evident throughout TJ this week--even the utility poles in the alley had lights strung on them and an inflatable Santa bobbed back and forth on the sidewalk. The chicas, of course, are in full-out work mode to earn enough dinero to buy presents for their kids. For me, Christmas in TJ has always evoked mixed emotions---the seasonal good cheer highlights the underlying humanity we all share while at the same time one cannot help but notice just how little most Mexicans have by comparison with Americans.

The working girls are in a particularly tough spot--many I talked to this week
will not be able to visit their kids back home at Christmas because the domestic airlines in Mexico raise ticket prices a lot during the holidays. So they're waiting 'till January to go home. That means they'll be spending Christmas alone, or commiserating with other single working girls, or, worse, actually working. I know, I know---it's a choice they've made. Still, it's hard not to have empathy for them at this family-oriented time of the year.

After hearing several of these sad tales of lonely holidays from various chicas, I strolled into Equipales hoping to be cheered up by Rosa. Several of the lesser lights at E. converged on me as I walked in, but I was insistent that I was there to see Rosa, so they reluctantly called to her in the back where she was dressing (she had just arrived). A few minutes later she appeared, resplendant in knee-high black boots, thigh-high mesh stockings, and a two-piece fake leopard skin outfit. The top was cut very low in the front, of course, to show maximum cleavage, while the bottom was cut very high in the back to show maximum cheek-age.

Making small talk, I found out quickly that Rosa is working hard to earn enough money to buy presents for her five---yes, count 'em, five- --kids. She went over to the counter and retrieved her purse and brought over pictures of her "bebes", several of whom were actually in their late teens. The youngest daughters looked exactly like mom, only younger. It's a little strange to be playing with mom's large boobies and allowing her to massage Matiz Jr. while we talk about her kids. "No condones", she says a bit wistfully. "Accidentes." Well, I could see one or even two accidents---but five??

Upstairs we had another fine session that rated pretty high up on the Nasty Meter. Afterward, we again made small talk and I made the mistake of asking her about the transvestite floor show in the evenings. Had she seen it? Was it any good?

"Oh, yes, it's good. But they charge a $5 cover." Really? "Yes", she says, her voice getting sarcastic, "They're artists, you know." Well, I said, you're an artist too. "No, I'm a fucking w****", she replied. When I looked confused, she explained that she had complained to the manager that the TV's got $20 for dancing while she only got $2 for a half hour of grinding away and letting guys grope her. The manager told her, "They're artists. You're just a fucking
w****, a b****. You have a pussy and you're only function is to service men with your pussy."

There was a mix of genuine anger in her expression as well as real sadness. She was either about to beat the crap out of somebody or break down and cry. She concluded, "I guess when you have a pussy you're a bitchita, a fucking w****. When you don't have a pussy, you're an artist." There wasn't much I could say, so I put my arm around her (as if that would really do any good), and told her that she was an artist extraordinaire to me and she made me feel very good when I was with her. A pitiful attempt, I know, but it was all I could think of at the time.

After I left E., I wandered down to Manolo's for a drink, hoping it would cheer me up after Rosa's pall had descended over me. Unfortunately, it was karaoke night, and after listening to a number of drunk Mexicans struggle mightily with a three-note range, I can report that plastered Maxican karaoke singers are just as awful as plastered American karaoke singers. They just strangle the cat in Spanish instead of English. But everybody was into it, a group sing-along, so it was all in good fun.

As I sat at the bar, I noticed that there were many photos of Marilyn Monroe. As an adolescent, I had the hots for MM in a serious way, going so far as to spend an entire semester in art class drawing pictures of her face from the famous Look Magazine cover. One picture hanging over the coat roack was one that I'd never seen before. MM is propped up in a bed with her back resting on a pillow. She is naked except for the bedsheet. Her legs are spread wide open with the sheet pulled up to cover her panocha and her amazing boobs. Beside her is a tray with a bottle of milk and a plate of eggs. She is smiling into the camera while she cracks open one of the eggs into a glass of milk. Man, talk about symbolism--- eggs, milk, sex, breasts. Even I could figure that one out. And that smile of hers is pure gold--a mixture of virginal innocence and slutty seduction. You could combine J-Lo, Madonna, and Brittany, multiply by ten, and you couldn't touch MM on her worst day. Over forty years later, I still remember exactly what I was doing and where I was on that warm summer night when I heard she was dead. Que lastima.

So now, between Rosa and MM, I was pretty depressed. I wandered down Revolucion to Adelita's, knowing that if I could just find one of my three Sonias (from Cancun, Chihuahua, and Acapulco), I'd be right back in a Christmas mood. Fortunately, I hadn't been there two minutes when Sonia de Chihuahua (the Kay Parker 70s pornstar lookalike), disengaged from another guy, sauntered over, and rubbed her gigantic 36DD's against my arm. She patted one of her ample breasts and said, "when I saw you my heart went 'boom, boom, boom'." She's so sweet. A BS artist, like all her AB sisters, but very, very sweet. She says it with such feeling.

She nursed her drink for a half hour in a booth, while we fooled around. Sonia wears no ropa interior at AB, and, periodically, allows her short skirt to ride up so I can see the goods. Then she'll pull down the skirt half-heartedly, as if it's gonna stay there. She also has this habit of playing with her chichis and "accidentally" letting them fall out of her top. Then I help her put them safely back where they belong. Que diversion, verdad?

During our conversation, I found out she had just returned that morning from a monthlong break back home (can anyone say "horny"?). She was worried that she had gained weight from eating all those home-cooked tortillas. Actually, she did look like she'd put on about 3-4 kgs., but I certainly wasn't gonna be the one to tell her. She joked that she'd like to find tortillas that went directly to her breasts, not her hips--as if she needed more in that department. To avoid the dreaded knockus interruptus, I opted for an hour with my voluptuous amiga, and it was really worth it. We took it very, very slow and relaxed. Lots of time to just kiss and pet and so on. Sonia is a real "can do" provider for whom the customer is always right. If you suggest it, she's usually up for it. Within reason, of course. No Slinkies, farm animals, or sharp instruments.

So we built up to a big finish, which, happily for me, took the form of an excruciatingly pleasant facial/mouth finish. Unlike other chicas who will immediately run back to the bano to clean up, Sonia de Ch., bless her heart, just lay back down on the bed, rubbed it into her skin, and said "mmmmm, que rico". We continued to talk and pet, finishing with one of her back massages. Her massage technique isn't great, but, at that point in the proceedings, it's really the thought that counts. She is such a trooper--always happy and upbeat, never down--and I was very happy to contribute to her children's Christmas gift fund.

Thanks to her sweet attention, I left Adelita's once again full of the Christmas spirit. As I hope all of you are. A safe and happy holiday season to you all.

Matiz

[tjfooker]

Shoot, is nobody going to TJ this weekend ? I find that hard to believe on this board.

[Blue Nose]

Guys - I have heard a rumor that there are Russian girls available at CC. I have a friend who banged a CC girl who was from Moscow back in the fall, and I was wondering if anybody else had first hand experience.

I did a bit of research, and the concept of a Russian girl in TJ is not as unbelievable to me as it was at first. Apparently, Eastern European girls get flown into Mexico city, where immigration checks are pretty lax (and for a little dinero, the border guard will turn the other way). The girl is then usually brought to a border town and, while waiting to be snuck into the US to go work for an escort service, works for a while in Mexico.

If anybody has run into Russian girls at CC or anywhere in TJ, please post a reply or PM me. I love latinas to death, but those Russian girls sure know how to keep you warm on a cold winter's evening.

Blue Nose

[TJ Bob]

Caddy65,

SG vs BG is like a swapmeet vs department store. Both are fun and you get what you want, but are different experiences IMHO. I always do both for sleaze variety sakes. try it!

[Country John]

but what's the deal with those SG's? They were hot. They looked fairly clean too. Is it dangerous to pick up the SG's?

Caddy, sex with any prostitute is dangerous but you already know that eh? Having said that, the girls today tend to practice safe sex more than they did a few years ago.

There is a thread on this site about safe sex, check it out. You should explore this site thoroughly. There is wealth of very good info here.

YOU should practice safe sex always always always.

The street girls vary in hygene practice. You need to educate yourself on what to look for. I've boinked a lot of 'em and I'm here to tell the tale (I also get checked monthly for STD's).

Yes, the SG's are HOT, some are very hot. I love them all. There is a difference between the SG's and "walkers." The girls leaning against the buildings in the Alley are supposed to have health check cards and these must be re-validated every 30 days. If they don't have them then they're not allowed to be there. The "walkers" are "illegal" as far as "illegal" goes in the Zona. If the girls without cards are busted, they get in some kind of trouble - who knows what.

When you find one you like and you get to the room, make sure you wash your hands and your dick. Wash up again afterwards.

Check out this site for the info you need. It's all here. Many members spent a lot of time posting this valuable info. Take the time to read it and enjoy the Zona in January.

Be safe and Be NICE
Country John

[tjfooker]

Would like to make another trip down there. This Sunday, either Afternoon or evening. I live in the San Diego area.

PM me if interested.

[Caddy65]

I have been reading this post for about 2 months and I love it. I can't wait for my next trip to TJ. The last time (the only time) I was there I partied my ass off. I went to Adelitas, Chicago's, and the bar next to adelitas (can't remember the name). I also noticed some SG on a side street and they were going for $10. I didn't pick any of them up, but what's the deal with those SG's? They were hot. They looked fairly clean too. Is it dangerous to pick up the SG's? I don't know the street because that's the only time I have been there, but I will be back in January for sure. Thank in advance for advice.