Havana

[BossMan1031]

In my last short report. I talked about not getting any action. That last night I scored. She still tries to call and text me now even tho, I haven't seen her in 5+ days now, and I'm home now. I used the app BADOO. Make sure you download it now. My friends couldn't do it there. This is where all the girls are. Nothing on Tinder, so there's no point. The amount of matches and girls writing me was crazy. Once I left Havana, I left so many on open because there was no point. I have never been close to matching with so many girls here in the US. I will say this before we get too deep. Most girls are not working girls. They will still love to go out on a date or maybe a club or two. I stayed near Club Johnny in an Airbnb. Every girl knew where that was. That might be a hint to stay there, just saying ha. One of the first girls I matched with was hot. But my friend does not pay for it. So we gave them up. After that I thought every girl was working, so I was straight up asking every girl. That caused a lot of them not to text back or just say no. Even these two super hot twins. Got me sick just thinking about it. If you don't want to pay for it, then that will work. My older friend speaks Spanish and he gets every girl's number he talks to. Crazy. He fuck a few and even took a girl to the hotel in Varadero. I will talk more in that report. Like many said to me in earlier reports. Learn as much Spanish as possible. I used Google Translate which was fine, but it was just different if you know Spanish. It will be so much easier. I didn't get much time to go downtown but when we did, the amount of hot girls was crazy. Next time around I will be down there more clubbing. Most of the girls you can go up to and talk to. I saw my friend do it the whole trip. This report is getting long so I wrap it up. Havana Cuba is a gem waiting to be seen. Every girl can be walked up to and talked to. Most girls are not working girls in the way of Thailand or the DR, but if they're single and if they like you, that will probably be the case. You can take them out for dinner or a club. Maybe they are working so they want money or a gift.

I met a girl on the app. She stayed with me from 1 to 6 in the morning. We had fun in the pool, we drinks tons of beer, played a little pool, and of course, fucked everywhere in that house. Only paid 80 USD. 40 went to the taxi because this girl lives so far away it was fuck stupid how far this girl came for me. Then the rest to her. I also gave my Kit Kat to her. She went crazy for them. If you thinking about going to Cuba, JUST GO. Learn some Spanish or be like me. Do nothing but swipe all day then set something up. Get the data for your phone on day one. There wifi FUCKING SUCKS. All the food we had was good. Stick to whole fish and pork. You be alright. Have a beer. Everything tastes good drunk haha. If you're from the US. Only cash works. Cash is king. And have a hell of a time. I'm going on three cruises in the next year so PM me if you want to talk because I will be in a different forum now since this trip is up.

Thanks to everyone who gave me so many tips on Cuba before coming. You guys are the real G for that. Thanks again. Cheers.

BM.

[EMode]

Water should be no problem if you plan a little. Find out where the closest stores to your casa are before you travel (you guys should post whereabouts you are planning to stay, instead of asking general questions about Havana provisions, so some of us can help to guide each other). There is a nice little store across the street from Jose Marti Airport that has water, beer, and rum (it might be challenging while toting luggage, but my casa hosts were with me).

I don't have anything in mind yet. My buddy and I are planning a trip in March / April and it's down to Havana or DR. I'd much rather Havana, but at the same time, I don't want to have a bad time not being able to eat or get drinks. I'm not really a fan of the touristy restaurants. I like wandering around and just stepping into some random restaurant at midnight for "2nd dinner". There's a restaurant at the other end of the block of La Floridita that I've always liked. I was just wondering if restaurants still have their full menus or if they're down to 2 dishes or something and you get what you get.

I've always had a great time in Havana. As for girls, I've always rented places that had no problems with "visitors". Like you said, if the ad doesn't say anything, its probably ok. I've also learned to look for places that state "the entire space is for your use" or something along those lines. Then I know I'm not renting a room in someone's house and I don't have to feel awkward making crazy monkey noises at 3 am.

[Indy Hundred]

Wow! Just wow. Questioning why English isn't taught in Cuba. I love Americans and how they think everyone should speak English.

It's funny how Cuba will give free education to the doctorate level, but not teach English in schools. I get the FU to the USA thing, but Spain is the country that turned you into a colony. Maybe the government thinks if they teach English to their citizens they'd be even more likely to want to leave. Regardless, I'd say 1/10 girls know some rudimentary English, but don't count on it. They get it mostly from US music (I was stupefied to learn that one of my favorite young Cubanas had a Queen song on her phone!

[Mondo707]

Water should be no problem if you plan a little. Find out where the closest stores to your casa are before you travel (you guys should post whereabouts you are planning to stay, instead of asking general questions about Havana provisions, so some of us can help to guide each other). There is a nice little store across the street from Jose Marti Airport that has water, beer, and rum (it might be challenging while toting luggage, but my casa hosts were with me).

With that said, the Parque Central Hotel on Old Havana is a great resource for food, including breakfast and hamburgers. It also has an awesome cigar lounge (BYOC is OK). It is indeed "central" in that a lot is nearby, including restaurants and bars (including El Floridita, tourist trappy, but a good landmark) and other hotels and a Habanos store in the general area. (it's right by El Capitolo, and if you can see that, you're not lost). I had no problems finding food at the better TripAdvisor restaurants, I'd just say, be sure the food is hot AF so you know its pasteurized.

LOL my first trip like 20 years ago I stayed with my 1/2 Cuban friend's elderly aunts. They didn't care if we dragged in ladies at night (literally stepping over them sleeping on the floor), but it did feel awkward and weird, lesson learned. Get your own casa you cheapos! Hint: Look at the "house rules" on AirBNBs. If they are silent on guests, you're probably OK. General rule in flouting rules: It's better to ask forgiveness than permission.

If you are trying to stay in Cuba on the cheap, well, you get what you pay for. That includes the company. Just compare it to what things cost in the first world and everything is a steal in Cuba.

JW,

Thanks for the comments, I think they're spot on, specially for the newbies here.

Saludos.

[JinaWrangler]

Hey BossMan, just curious as to what's the food and water situation in Havana these days? Did you eat out at restaurants much? And if so, was the full menu available or just limited stuff? Was there any trouble getting bottles water and stuff like that?

Water should be no problem if you plan a little. Find out where the closest stores to your casa are before you travel (you guys should post whereabouts you are planning to stay, instead of asking general questions about Havana provisions, so some of us can help to guide each other). There is a nice little store across the street from Jose Marti Airport that has water, beer, and rum (it might be challenging while toting luggage, but my casa hosts were with me).

With that said, the Parque Central Hotel on Old Havana is a great resource for food, including breakfast and hamburgers. It also has an awesome cigar lounge (BYOC is OK). It is indeed "central" in that a lot is nearby, including restaurants and bars (including El Floridita, tourist trappy, but a good landmark) and other hotels and a Habanos store in the general area. (it's right by El Capitolo, and if you can see that, you're not lost). I had no problems finding food at the better TripAdvisor restaurants, I'd just say, be sure the food is hot AF so you know its pasteurized.

Good luck at your next destination. It must be tough liking up chicks to bring them back to where you're staying with family. Hopefully you have better luck in the next town. Looking forward to your full report.

LOL my first trip like 20 years ago I stayed with my 1/2 Cuban friend's elderly aunts. They didn't care if we dragged in ladies at night (literally stepping over them sleeping on the floor), but it did feel awkward and weird, lesson learned. Get your own casa you cheapos! Hint: Look at the "house rules" on AirBNBs. If they are silent on guests, you're probably OK. General rule in flouting rules: It's better to ask forgiveness than permission.

If you are trying to stay in Cuba on the cheap, well, you get what you pay for. That includes the company. Just compare it to what things cost in the first world and everything is a steal in Cuba.

[Rocketeer666]

I would not base a decision on a few dollars difference in the price of pussy. The other differences in the places are a much much bigger factor. There is no comparison. Cuba is a very difficult place to have a relaxing good time. Water issues, food issues, restaurants without basic food, and on and on and on. To say nothing of living in a place where you are being watched all the time essentially. In Colombia none of that.

Thanks for the input.

So Colombia seems more easy for having an all round relaxing holidays although I would like to know how is the experience to GFE a Cuban girl for the holidays. Is that common? Or you need to see them by hours / days? Also some idea on usual prices would be great.

Cheers.

[Zeos1]

Hey fellas,

I would like a bit more info on Havana and Cuba in general for prices and getting a holiday girlfriend price too if you have more updated information as I'm having second thoughts about my 2 weeks holiday in October, a friend said that Colombia is actually cheaper, I'm thinking go to Caribbean Colombia instead of Havana to do a cheap hobbyist holidays. I've read 20 min in Colombia in many casas is around 10 bucks and 25 bucks an hour. That's very competitive prices. How about Cuba? How hot they compare to Colombians? Also the quality of service? Are they full GFE?

Thanks!

I would not base a decision on a few dollars difference in the price of pussy. The other differences in the places are a much much bigger factor. There is no comparison. Cuba is a very difficult place to have a relaxing good time. Water issues, food issues, restaurants without basic food, and on and on and on. To say nothing of living in a place where you are being watched all the time essentially. In Colombia none of that.

[EMode]

I will keep his short, bc I plan to do a big report when I leave Cuba. We are having tons of fun in Havana but I hadn't got lucky yet sadly. My friend who speak Spanish been able to walk almost to everyone and talk. If you know Spanish then that goes a long way. He been able to score which is good. The only girls I talked to was on Badoo app. I got a lot of matches. One of the girls wanted 100 usd each. We have something line up for tonight but I'm not hopeful. It doesn't help that my friend doesn't want to pay for sex which is fine. We share a house with a bunch of family members so that also hurts. We leave tomorrow for a different part of Cuba. Hopefully I can score there. I will give an update I'm a few days more than likely, then one big report once I get home. Thanks.

BM.

Hey BossMan, just curious as to what's the food and water situation in Havana these days? Did you eat out at restaurants much? And if so, was the full menu available or just limited stuff? Was there any trouble getting bottles water and stuff like that?

Good luck at your next destination. It must be tough liking up chicks to bring them back to where you're staying with family. Hopefully you have better luck in the next town. Looking forward to your full report.

[Rocketeer666]

Hey fellas,

I would like a bit more info on Havana and Cuba in general for prices and getting a holiday girlfriend price too if you have more updated information as I'm having second thoughts about my 2 weeks holiday in October, a friend said that Colombia is actually cheaper, I'm thinking go to Caribbean Colombia instead of Havana to do a cheap hobbyist holidays. I've read 20 min in Colombia in many casas is around 10 bucks and 25 bucks an hour. That's very competitive prices. How about Cuba? How hot they compare to Colombians? Also the quality of service? Are they full GFE?

Thanks!

[BossMan1031]

I will keep his short, bc I plan to do a big report when I leave Cuba. We are having tons of fun in Havana but I hadn't got lucky yet sadly. My friend who speak Spanish been able to walk almost to everyone and talk. If you know Spanish then that goes a long way. He been able to score which is good. The only girls I talked to was on Badoo app. I got a lot of matches. One of the girls wanted 100 usd each. We have something line up for tonight but I'm not hopeful. It doesn't help that my friend doesn't want to pay for sex which is fine. We share a house with a bunch of family members so that also hurts. We leave tomorrow for a different part of Cuba. Hopefully I can score there. I will give an update I'm a few days more than likely, then one big report once I get home. Thanks.

BM.

[Rebel Monger]

As Wet Nose said, definitely download the Spanish pack for Google Translate *before* you get to Cuba, because cell connectivity there is like 2001. Without that and the iOS translate app, I'd have been dead in the water. It can be a fun game to hand the phone back and forth. And a great opener.

It's funny how Cuba will give free education to the doctorate level, but not teach English in schools. I get the FU to the USA thing, but Spain is the country that turned you into a colony. Maybe the government thinks if they teach English to their citizens they'd be even more likely to want to leave. Regardless, I'd say 1/10 girls know some rudimentary English, but don't count on it. They get it mostly from US music (I was stupefied to learn that one of my favorite young Cubanas had a Queen song on her phone!

BTW, for those used to Mexican Espanol, Cuban is a very different accent. Sometimes I'd say a word perfectly in a Mexican accent, and they wouldn't know WTF I was saying. I'd show them the word or phrase on my phone and they'd burst out laughing. Cubans seem to have this speaking practice, why say in three syllables what you can say in one? Their accent seems to confuse the translate apps too.

Such a unique country. Is it winter vacation yet?

Nothing in life is free, slaves owners didn't charge slaves for the food, was it free?

Education in Cuba!? Have you heard their "president" talking!?

When I lived there, if you wanted to learn a language, you had to be cleared by the "higher up," except if you wanted to learn Russian or any other "communist language," something that few wanted to learn.

When it comes to Cuba, nothing is what it seems. Just go, enjoy and don't try to understand it because in order for that to happen, you have to live there as a Cuban!

[BossMan1031]

As Wet Nose said, definitely download the Spanish pack for Google Translate *before* you get to Cuba, because cell connectivity there is like 2001. Without that and the iOS translate app, I'd have been dead in the water. It can be a fun game to hand the phone back and forth. And a great opener.

It's funny how Cuba will give free education to the doctorate level, but not teach English in schools. I get the FU to the USA thing, but Spain is the country that turned you into a colony. Maybe the government thinks if they teach English to their citizens they'd be even more likely to want to leave. Regardless, I'd say 1/10 girls know some rudimentary English, but don't count on it. They get it mostly from US music (I was stupefied to learn that one of my favorite young Cubanas had a Queen song on her phone!

BTW, for those used to Mexican Espanol, Cuban is a very different accent. Sometimes I'd say a word perfectly in a Mexican accent, and they wouldn't know WTF I was saying. I'd show them the word or phrase on my phone and they'd burst out laughing. Cubans seem to have this speaking practice, why say in three syllables what you can say in one? Their accent seems to confuse the translate apps too.

Such a unique country. Is it winter vacation yet?

I downloaded both apps so I should be good to go. Sadly I spent a little bit of the money, I was going to bring on some fun tonight but it still should be enough. I leave in a week so I definitely report back.

[JinaWrangler]

Thanks for the report. I will definitely watch those videos. I also got an app to learn but I been so busy these last few week. I don't know how much Spanish I'm going to learn in two weeks but I give it a shot. Thanks.

As Wet Nose said, definitely download the Spanish pack for Google Translate *before* you get to Cuba, because cell connectivity there is like 2001. Without that and the iOS translate app, I'd have been dead in the water. It can be a fun game to hand the phone back and forth. And a great opener.

It's funny how Cuba will give free education to the doctorate level, but not teach English in schools. I get the FU to the USA thing, but Spain is the country that turned you into a colony. Maybe the government thinks if they teach English to their citizens they'd be even more likely to want to leave. Regardless, I'd say 1/10 girls know some rudimentary English, but don't count on it. They get it mostly from US music (I was stupefied to learn that one of my favorite young Cubanas had a Queen song on her phone!

BTW, for those used to Mexican Espanol, Cuban is a very different accent. Sometimes I'd say a word perfectly in a Mexican accent, and they wouldn't know WTF I was saying. I'd show them the word or phrase on my phone and they'd burst out laughing. Cubans seem to have this speaking practice, why say in three syllables what you can say in one? Their accent seems to confuse the translate apps too.

Such a unique country. Is it winter vacation yet?

[BossMan1031]

I'm sure you can find what you need with just English, but I will say this. I'm a heavy ogerish looking guy. Back home, I don't get a 2nd look. But when I was in Havana last, the fact that I could walk up to a hot girl and speak in her native tongue made me a rockstar.

This one time, I walked into a bar and started speaking spanish with the bartender, and I instantly got the attention of a very attractive young lady. She was sitting with a much older white dude and they weren't even looking at each other. I have no doubt that I could have easily taken her from him if I was more of an asshole (than I already am).

Speaking spanish, I was able to talk to any girl I wanted and get much more of a GFE vibe from them. And all of them seemed excited to be able to hold an actual conversation with a guy instead of a boring night of just sitting there, then letting a guy do some pushups on her.

If you have the time and put in a little effort, definitely learn at least some conversational spanish. The fact that you can speak a little, but not fluent may make you even cuter to them.

Look up "que hora es dr danny evans" on youtube. My buddy didn't speak a lick of spanish and started to learn the day after we got back in advance of our next trip. He said he learned so much from that youtube series, more than even rosetta stone.

Put in the effort and your penis will thank you for it later.

Thanks for the report. I will definitely watch those videos. I also got an app to learn but I been so busy these last few week. I don't know how much Spanish I'm going to learn in two weeks but I give it a shot. Thanks.

[Wet Nose]

Do the girls speak any English or only Spanish?

99 times out of a 100, she'd only speak Spanish.

If you do see a doctor though (or med student), there's a near 100 percent chance that they can speak English. It's a requirement for their graduation.

Beyond the basics, you can download the Spanish language pack to your Google Translate app for offline use and it's pretty terrific.