Havana

[ISeePurple]

Walked along the Malecon, lots of young mulattos w fine ass. Don't know if they were pro, but dressed seductive and made lots of eye contact.

Turned into Avenida 23 (a street that intersects with Malecon) at around 9 pm and saw lots of pros (if unsure, say 'chicka' to any local and they'll point you to the right direction). I made eye contact with a cute mulatto girl, told her to come to my place at San Miguel and she said she would follow (local girls can't be seen walking with tourists).

Damage: 50 CUC for the night.

Looks: 3.5/5.

Personality: 4/5.

GFE: Yes.

Extra: now she's my pimp and brings girls and cigars to my place. LOL.

If anyone is in Havana, my buddy just left so I have some time to kill before meet with another friend on Friday. Feel free to contact me for questions or grab a drink. This forum helped me a lot in the past so happy to return the favour.

Sorry for grammar / spelling. Typing efficiently because internet is running out and on mobile.

Cheers.

[Uncle Volodya]

In general, late February through Early April is perfect weather in Havana. Not too cold like January and not crazy hot like it gets after April.

Good to hear about the weather, but what about the poontang??

Any (relatively) fresh reports from on the ground or news about recent closures woud be much appreciated.

Many thansk in advance.

Uncle-V.

[Combo]

Hey,

Thought I include this link for those of you visiting La Habana in the next 10 days.

Looks like good old Los Angeles weather to me, LOL with a sprinkle or two.

Mondo.

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/CUXX0003:1:CU

In general, late February through Early April is perfect weather in Havana. Not too cold like January and not crazy hot like it gets after April.

[Mondo707]

Hey,

Thought I include this link for those of you visiting La Habana in the next 10 days.

Looks like good old Los Angeles weather to me, LOL with a sprinkle or two.

Mondo.

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/CUXX0003:1:CU

[Mr Gogo]

It does not matter if you have traveled from Cuba to Mexico or Cuba to Canada before returning home, do not lie to immigration. This is the main rule. Lying to a Federal official is a real crime.

There is a small chance immigration will not know you have been to Cuba, but not a big chance. The US government has the flight manifests of all of the airlines flying in and out of Cuba. You are unlikely to be off of their radar screen. This is well documented by travelers who have been caught in their net over the years.

Even if you are in violation of the Treasury Dept rules on travel to Cuba, this is a violation, not a crime (ie, not a misdemeanor or a felony). Tell the immigration authorities the truth. Occasionally, one will be cited for violating Treasury Dept rules. If you are unlucky enough to being cited for a travel violation, request a hearing (do not pay the fine) and you will almost certainly never hear from the US government again. There have only been a couple of special tribunals since the 1960's, and the chances they are going to have one anytime soon are tiny.

In contrast, if you get caught in a lie with immigration, you become part of the regular federal legal system. Regular courts and regular trials. They do not forget or forgive and the penalties for lying to an immigration official are big. $60,000 fines are common.

Sure, you can prepare for a trip to Cuba by pretending you are there for any of the allowable 11 categories such as "in support of the Cuban people" but if you haven't done your homework do not screw yourself by lying to immigration officials in Miami, DFW or wherever. Who knows where this will go with Trump, but the US travel policies on Cuba have never been seriously enforced, so why would they start now? Lying to a Federal officer will always be a serious crime.

Wow, good shit that I didn't know. All those years (pre 2014) of sneaking into Cuba from Grand Cayman and the Cayman authorities were giving my travel itinerary to the US? Personally I'm taking a wait and see attitude because Donald and Marco might try to make an example of someone going to Cuba without the proper documents (including 5 years of receipts). Let's keep our fingers crossed for now.

[Member #4643]

It does not matter if you have traveled from Cuba to Mexico or Cuba to Canada before returning home, do not lie to immigration. This is the main rule. Lying to a Federal official is a real crime.

There is a small chance immigration will not know you have been to Cuba, but not a big chance. The US government has the flight manifests of all of the airlines flying in and out of Cuba. You are unlikely to be off of their radar screen. This is well documented by travelers who have been caught in their net over the years.

Even if you are in violation of the Treasury Dept rules on travel to Cuba, this is a violation, not a crime (ie, not a misdemeanor or a felony). Tell the immigration authorities the truth. Occasionally, one will be cited for violating Treasury Dept rules. If you are unlucky enough to being cited for a travel violation, request a hearing (do not pay the fine) and you will almost certainly never hear from the US government again. There have only been a couple of special tribunals since the 1960's, and the chances they are going to have one anytime soon are tiny.

In contrast, if you get caught in a lie with immigration, you become part of the regular federal legal system. Regular courts and regular trials. They do not forget or forgive and the penalties for lying to an immigration official are big. $60,000 fines are common.

Sure, you can prepare for a trip to Cuba by pretending you are there for any of the allowable 11 categories such as "in support of the Cuban people" but if you haven't done your homework do not screw yourself by lying to immigration officials in Miami, DFW or wherever. Who knows where this will go with Trump, but the US travel policies on Cuba have never been seriously enforced, so why would they start now? Lying to a Federal officer will always be a serious crime.

I've never had any problems with customs. They already know where you've been so yes tell them you went to Cuba, don't lie!

When I came through customs a couple months ago, the line of questioning went something like this.

-Customs. Where have you been?

Me. Cuba.

-Customs. Did you bring any Cigars back.

Me. No.

- Customs. Why not?

Me. Blank stare.

-Customs. Next time bring me a Cigar.

Me. Yes sir.

- Customs. Welcome home. Next.



True Story

[Invision6606]

I've never had any problems with customs. They already know where you've been so yes tell them you went to Cuba, don't lie!

When I came through customs a couple months ago, the line of questioning went something like this.

-Customs. Where have you been?

Me. Cuba.

-Customs. Did you bring any Cigars back.

Me. No.

- Customs. Why not?

Me. Blank stare.

Great post Ty Down. Thanks for the info.

[Ty Down]

When coming back to the states does the USA Immigration give a hard time to USA Passport holders? Do you tell them you went to Cuba?

I've never had any problems with customs. They already know where you've been so yes tell them you went to Cuba, don't lie!

When I came through customs a couple months ago, the line of questioning went something like this.

-Customs. Where have you been?

Me. Cuba.

-Customs. Did you bring any Cigars back.

Me. No.

- Customs. Why not?

Me. Blank stare.

-Customs. Next time bring me a Cigar.

Me. Yes sir.

- Customs. Welcome home. Next.



True Story

[Mondo707]

When coming back to the states does the USA Immigration give a hard time to USA Passport holders? Do you tell them you went to Cuba?

Hey I6606,

You don't mention where you are coming back from, is it from Cuba? Or a 3rd country?

If it's Cuba then custom knows so no need to lie. On the other hand, if you are coming back from a 3rd country into the US then is up to you.

If it was me I would not lie since as long as you tell them (in case they ask) that you visited Cuba and if they asked reasons for being there you tell them "support to the Cuban people" or something like that which is one of the 12 ways you can "legally" travel to Cuba.

I'll include a website so you get a better idea of traveling to Cuba.

Mondo.

https://expertvagabond.com/travel-to...for-americans/

[Invision6606]

When coming back to the states does the USA Immigration give a hard time to USA Passport holders? Do you tell them you went to Cuba?

[Zhagolo52]

Well said sir, plenty of good info there!

Welcome to the board, first thing for you to do is to jump back about 25 or 30 pages and read through the posts, once you do that you can ask some questions. Believe us all that it will be time well spent. Good luck.

TTM.

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[The Tall Man]

Going to Cuba with 6 friends in April and was looking to get some info. How are the girls there? Is it easy to find working girls? How much is the going rate for a working girl? How is the night life? Where is the best location to go to find restaurant and clubs and girls? Is there places we should be staying away from? Is there dangerous people we should be looking out for? Any input would be great full.

Thanks.

Welcome to the board, first thing for you to do is to jump back about 25 or 30 pages and read through the posts, once you do that you can ask some questions. Believe us all that it will be time well spent. Good luck.

TTM.

[Invision6606]

Going to Cuba with 6 friends in April and was looking to get some info. How are the girls there? Is it easy to find working girls? How much is the going rate for a working girl? How is the night life? Where is the best location to go to find restaurant and clubs and girls? Is there places we should be staying away from? Is there dangerous people we should be looking out for? Any input would be great full.

Thanks.

[Uncle Volodya]

I booked my trip to Havana for first week of May.

Sucks that a bunch of places have closed. Does anyone know if Don Cangrejo is still open?

[Chris H]

Going to Cuba next week for the first tine. I'll be arriving on the 19th, so if you're still there shoot me a message.

Will be there on the 19th. It will be our last day there, but hit me up if you want to hook up.