Havana

[EMode]

At Emode.

Definitely agree with the messaging you to death until you arrive.

That's one of the reasons I got a burner sim before my trip. So that after the trip I could just toss the card and I wouldn't be bothered by any girls trying to follow up with requests for topups and such. I kept the contacts of the girls I liked for next year and that's it.

[Big Zozo Intl]

At Emode.

Definitely agree with the messaging you to death until you arrive.

[EMode]

Got back 2 weeks ago from a quick 5 night trip to Havana. Here are some tips that may or may not be useful to anyone.

My friend and I went down for a relaxing getaway from the stresses of life. Mongering was a definite, but it wasn't the overall main goal of the trip. Getting away from real life for a bit was the main goal.

Tip #1: I jumped on Badoo about 3 weeks out from my trip. I know it has been mentioned here that the earlier the better to be on Badoo as most of these girls don't have consistent connectivity to the internet, but I actually feel like it would have been better if I had gone on closer to the trip instead. I found that the earlier I contacted a girl, one of three things happened:

#1 They'll message you every day all the way up to the trip to make sure that they didn't lose out on a client.

#2 They would forget that we were in contact weeks ago and you'the have to start all over again.

#3 They would drop off the internet and it feels like a bit of wasted time.

Either way, with regards to mongering, I could have gone onto Badoo the week before my trip and I feel like that would have been more than enough. However, with the limited time we were there, I was glad I did do some sort of early recon since there were a few times where it was just easier to break the phone out and invite a girl over for some drinks rather than going hunting. So whether it's Badoo or IG or whatever the kids are using these days, do yourself a favor and take a little time ahead of your trip. Make sure you get their WhatsApp number right away as it works much more smoothly than the messaging system in badoo. I didn't run into a single girl that didn't give me her number as soon as I asked for it. By the last week, I was asking for their numbers within the first few messages.

Tip #2: Lots of very attractive and not so attractive girls absolutely everywhere. Slim and tight or black chicks with badonk, it's all available. As has been mentioned, San Rafael and Prado were full of girls giving you winks and psst psst any time from late afternoon on. We walked all around Old Havana and again, lots of girls out on the prowl. Even picked up a fantastically hot MILF on the patio at Hotel Inglaterra. And by "MILF", I mean late 20's early 30 ish with actual curves that jiggled and with enough experience to know exactly how to grind my dick right off my body and leave me smiling ear to ear. Also found quite a few girls in the park right in front of La Floridita. And we got lots of attention on Obispo from the afternoon through the evening.

Tip #3: Best piece of advice is to just walk up to any girl that has given you a look, chat for a few minutes, then get her name and WhatsApp number. We did that for plenty of girls throughout the day when we weren't interested in going back to our apartment yet. Then it's up to you if you want to call them later in the evening if nothing better comes along.

Our second night there, there was a thunderstorm of epic proportions that started around 6 or 7 ish so there was no way we were going out. So out came the phone and an hour later I had a super cute 20 year old that I had contacted over Badoo pretrip for me and another girl who's WhatsApp number I had collected the day before that promised my buddy a "very special massage" over for a few drinks and some sexy times. Absolutely no rush. Drinks were flowing, music was playing, laughter was abundant. It was a fantastically fun night. Sufficed to say that my friend and I both slept like babies that night. Each girl went home with $50 in her pocket, some chocolate bars and some new clothes.

Tip #4: Learn Spanish. Just do it. Anything you can speak just ups your chances of getting hotter girls and making your experience even better.

My buddy is a pretty good looking and very in shape guy. I however am a short, fat, bald ogre. Any restaurant we went to, he would get the sly looks from the waitresses. However, as soon as he started to trip himself up with his limited Spanish and I had to step in to translate and get the girls laughing or engage them in a conversation, it was I who was able to get the girls' number to call them later for a "date". I cannot overstress the importance of being able to hold a conversation with a girl. If you can actually talk to them and ask them about themselves and their lives, their interest levels go through the roof and even a guy like myself can pick up most hot waitresses like I'm Clooney. In fact, that girl from the rain night stuck around in bed for at least an hour after the deed, just talking and continuing to give my little knubby shuleleh oodles of attention as we talked about her life and whatever else came up. So do your penis a favor and learn some Spanish. My buddy is already practicing for next year's trip.

Small stuff:

-talk to your airbnb host pretrip to see if they can help you exchange money. We got 310 to 1 USD and the lady had the money waiting for us at the apartment for when we arrived.

-absolutely every person you pass is going to try to stop you to exchange money, sell cigars, sell rum, "I have the most beautiful girl for you", etc. Do not make eye contact and do not break your stride. Just say, "no thanks" as you keep walking. Some will follow you, some will call after you "oh, you don't like talking to Cubans? Do Not Break Stride and just ignore them. Anything more than that is engaging with them and it becomes very exhausting dealing with that by the end of the first day. We actually got to the point that we didn't even say "no thanks", we just ignored them and kept walking. It feels like a jerk thing to do at first, but the attention is so abrasive, that you get over being a jerk real fast.

Ok, that's all I can think about for now. Questions or comments, post here or DM me.

[Mondo707]

Did you book it online in the US or just show up with cash? Was there an extra charge to bring in a Cubana with you? I think a read that the Cuban government owns a piece of all the hotels and that the US prohibits Americans from staying in them but that airbnbs are ok since privately owned.

Same question here, how did you pay for the hotel / incidentals? I take it you prolly paid in USD, correct? My main concern about paying in USD, was / is that some places they'd not take them.

Case in point, when I arrived in January and tried to buy a sim card outside the terminal at JMI airport, they would not sell it to me in USD, only in CUP.

Mondo.

[HSendatsu]

Did you book it online in the US or just show up with cash? Was there an extra charge to bring in a Cubana with you? I think a read that the Cuban government owns a piece of all the hotels and that the US prohibits Americans from staying in them but that airbnbs are ok since privately owned.

The hotel has to be paid by credit card if you have not booked it in your country.

I went to Meliá areío de Oro (in Guardalavaca) wih my girl and we just paid for the room.

[AmorPorFavor]

We was thinking, maybe we were allowed to book Melia Resort because its a Spanish owned resort.

Did you book it online in the US or just show up with cash? Was there an extra charge to bring in a Cubana with you? I think a read that the Cuban government owns a piece of all the hotels and that the US prohibits Americans from staying in them but that airbnbs are ok since privately owned.

[Chris H]

That is very interesting. Perhaps it is only the marketing of the all inclusive types of resorts in Cuba that is not allowed in the US. My understanding was that Americans were not allowed to go to these resorts, but I stand corrected. I am sure that the resorts and the Cuban authorities would not have a problem with it, so if the US side has no problem with it that is interesting.

We was thinking, maybe we were allowed to book Melia Resort because its a Spanish owned resort.

[Zeos1]

FYI. We stayed at Melia All Inclusive Resort in Varadero last May, no problems, and we are all Americans. Flew AA nonstop from Miami.

That is very interesting. Perhaps it is only the marketing of the all inclusive types of resorts in Cuba that is not allowed in the US. My understanding was that Americans were not allowed to go to these resorts, but I stand corrected. I am sure that the resorts and the Cuban authorities would not have a problem with it, so if the US side has no problem with it that is interesting.

[Chris H]

Great report Tom. Thanks for keeping us informed.

Which terminal de omnibus are you taking about? I googled it, and it shows location right by the Parque central, is that the one you referred to in the post? I remember the main bus terminal in Habana is quite far from that area. Also, which street is your Airbnb located at?

Also, I take it you're Canadian, right? I wouldn't mind taking a hot Cubana for a week to Varadero, problem is mongers from the US can't get a hotel rental there, any suggestion on that front?

TY.

Saludos.



Mondo.

FYI. We stayed at Melia All Inclusive Resort in Varadero last May, no problems, and we are all Americans. Flew AA nonstop from Miami.

[CaliNoob]

I personally like the light skinned Latinas. They were harder to find in Havana. It's rather like liking natural blondes in an American city. They exist but you're going to dig deeper and longer to find them in Havana.

And those tattoos for fucks sake. Every girl over 18 has shitty tattoos. Chest tattoos, thigh tattoos, hand tattoos. It's so trashy.

And those stupid long fake nails are a status symbol like they are among poor girls in the states. I always way to tell them in the states, but never do, that well heeled people look down on that look because it's the equivalent of having shiny fake rims on your Corolla. The people who think it's cool are in the Kia next to you.

Yep, I preferred the light skin latinas as well, but as you mention they are harder to find but if you can find some with some effort. I agree, any girl that had the long nails was an automatic no go for me, complete turn off. I can tolerate the tattoos, but the nails were to much.

[AmericanPi]

I continue to assert that Havana is black chick heaven, if you are into that. So many gorgeous ones, without the western attitude. I'm more into the mulattas myself, but it's all good, different strokes for different folks. I will say it is unfortunate that, as someone mentioned below, girls with nice firm asses think they are deficient in this post-fatass Kardashian world. Some of my thinner starters have plumped up, unfortunately, because that appears to be in demand (many purposely pose their pictures to make their butts look bigger! Oh well, that's why you have a bullpen. But yes, too many fatass chasers can cramp my style, no offense. Fortunately, some girls just have amazing genetics. I admonished my new starters not to gain an ounce, or get any more tattoos.

Another unfortunate trend, mirroring the US, is the spread of tattoos on otherwise perfect skin. Gah! How and why did this trashy trend catch on?! It's funny, but it's not American capitalism that is bad for Cuba. It's American culture.

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I personally like the light skinned Latinas. They were harder to find in Havana. It's rather like liking natural blondes in an American city. They exist but you're going to dig deeper and longer to find them in Havana.

And those tattoos for fucks sake. Every girl over 18 has shitty tattoos. Chest tattoos, thigh tattoos, hand tattoos. It's so trashy.

And those stupid long fake nails are a status symbol like they are among poor girls in the states. I always way to tell them in the states, but never do, that well heeled people look down on that look because it's the equivalent of having shiny fake rims on your Corolla. The people who think it's cool are in the Kia next to you.

[Big Zozo Intl]

Hey all, just got back from 8 nights at our favorite island. Good times! As usually, my girls were from Badoo and Bumble and IG (new). The IG ones definitely need more convincing since they get endless DMs.

Anyway, some thoughts. Since I usually have more leads than nights on a typical visit, I'm not out trying to meet girls on the street, but I did do some scouting on this trip just to see. I need exercise everyday, so I walk as much as I can, and take the stairs in my Airbnb to try to keep some semblance of fitness. Well the Prado and San Raphael are great spots, as mentioned below, and it is virtually impossible not to get looks or "pss pss" or "hola" from some girls if you look foreign and walk around. I'd just smile or say hola, as I have a very specific type, and just based on sheer numbers to choose from, the online thing seems to work better for me. Plus, my espanol isn't awesome, and it's easier to overcome that via texts. But, to be clear, if you walk the Prado in late afternoon, you will see girls out for sporting purposes. I can't comment on evening patrols, because that's when I am otherwise engaged, haha. But logic would suggest its even better at night. Just sitting on the prado with a cigar is good for the lazy or tired, and people watching can be fun. Watching the crazy skaters and roller bladers, some of whom look 5 years old, is its own form of entertainment. I met two mujeres de la noche on the Prado, and I got their numbers as backup. Both were later afternoon. But it does seem that the purposeful streetwalkers are more desperate and lower on the spectrum of desirability, which is why stumbling on random non-pro women is much better IMO. But you'd need to initiate that interaction, and more chance for rejection. But who cares? My only concern would be pissing off a mama or papa, or a large jealous novio. But honestly I see cubanas on Badoo all the time who have boyfriends in their profiles and statuses, JJJ. It's probably best not to try it in from of the boyfriends though.

Speaking of cigars, not sure where the $50/ stick number comes from, unless you like overpriced Cohibas, but $18-$20/ stick for most brands for robustos or small Churchills is about average at the Habanos stores. Maybe that's aristocratic for some of you, but look at all the money you're saving on not going to restaurants! It's always funny coming home from vacay and having *lost* weight.

I continue to assert that Havana is black chick heaven, if you are into that. So many gorgeous ones, without the western attitude. I'm more into the mulattas myself, but it's all good, different strokes for different folks. I will say it is unfortunate that, as someone mentioned below, girls with nice firm asses think they are deficient in this post-fatass Kardashian world. Some of my thinner starters have plumped up, unfortunately, because that appears to be in demand (many purposely pose their pictures to make their butts look bigger! Oh well, that's why you have a bullpen. But yes, too many fatass chasers can cramp my style, no offense. Fortunately, some girls just have amazing genetics. I admonished my new starters not to gain an ounce, or get any more tattoos.

Another unfortunate trend, mirroring the US, is the spread of tattoos on otherwise perfect skin. Gah! How and why did this trashy trend catch on?! It's funny, but it's not American capitalism that is bad for Cuba. It's American culture.

BTW, I've been to Havana 3 times in the past 10 months, and every time I go, I see changes. The good being, there is more capitalism and importation of goods, many American. The idea that there is still an American embargo is specious. Cuba can buy anything from the US other than weapons or technology, just not on credit. Cash on the barrelhead! But I saw things like 7-Up and Pepsi stocked in stores for the first time.

The not-so-good are the fact that gasoline has quintupled in price since my last visit in January. The only good news being, that leads to less people driving and therefore less traffic and smog.

I didn't eat a single Cuban thing while there (no pun intended), other than a little beer (I even brought 3 6-packs of my own beer from the US). Even the bottled water was imported by my hosts.

Some questions:

"Stoop" girls. Do you mean random girls just hanging out on their stoops?

I'd love to stay somewhere where I could get some sun and beaches, but there don't seem to be many appealing AirBNBs in Veradero. I love having a civilized place to stay with hot water and good Wifi and a working fridge and oven, and mercados nearby, and hosts who will sell me imported water bottles, and good security protocols (multiple doors to entry, a safe in the casa).

Next visit:

I'd like to do more business during the day so I can prowl the Parado at night. It's so crowded and well-lit that I think it's safe. But I wouldn't want to deviate much from there. I know some of you creech around at night, but that seems risky. Would appreciate more reports on night carousing.

I'll definitely bring more food and snacks for me and less gifts. I get 2 70 lbs bags and a carry on with international business class, so I bring a shitton of stuff. But I always forget things.

Oh, and I am definitely getting the VIP lounge pass for the Joe Marti entry next trip. I stood in long lines processing through immigration. Like 90 minutes.

Next trip likely late May, early June.

Good report. I see many here are catching on to my IG strategy but more importantly HAPPY to see that Cigars in Havana are affordable because I kept reading they can be pricey.

[JinaWrangler]

Hey all, just got back from 8 nights at our favorite island. Good times! As usually, my girls were from Badoo and Bumble and IG (new). The IG ones definitely need more convincing since they get endless DMs.

Anyway, some thoughts. Since I usually have more leads than nights on a typical visit, I'm not out trying to meet girls on the street, but I did do some scouting on this trip just to see. I need exercise everyday, so I walk as much as I can, and take the stairs in my Airbnb to try to keep some semblance of fitness. Well the Prado and San Raphael are great spots, as mentioned below, and it is virtually impossible not to get looks or "pss pss" or "hola" from some girls if you look foreign and walk around. I'd just smile or say hola, as I have a very specific type, and just based on sheer numbers to choose from, the online thing seems to work better for me. Plus, my espanol isn't awesome, and it's easier to overcome that via texts. But, to be clear, if you walk the Prado in late afternoon, you will see girls out for sporting purposes. I can't comment on evening patrols, because that's when I am otherwise engaged, haha. But logic would suggest its even better at night. Just sitting on the prado with a cigar is good for the lazy or tired, and people watching can be fun. Watching the crazy skaters and roller bladers, some of whom look 5 years old, is its own form of entertainment. I met two mujeres de la noche on the Prado, and I got their numbers as backup. Both were later afternoon. But it does seem that the purposeful streetwalkers are more desperate and lower on the spectrum of desirability, which is why stumbling on random non-pro women is much better IMO. But you'd need to initiate that interaction, and more chance for rejection. But who cares? My only concern would be pissing off a mama or papa, or a large jealous novio. But honestly I see cubanas on Badoo all the time who have boyfriends in their profiles and statuses, JJJ. It's probably best not to try it in from of the boyfriends though.

Speaking of cigars, not sure where the $50/ stick number comes from, unless you like overpriced Cohibas, but $18-$20/ stick for most brands for robustos or small Churchills is about average at the Habanos stores. Maybe that's aristocratic for some of you, but look at all the money you're saving on not going to restaurants! It's always funny coming home from vacay and having *lost* weight.

I continue to assert that Havana is black chick heaven, if you are into that. So many gorgeous ones, without the western attitude. I'm more into the mulattas myself, but it's all good, different strokes for different folks. I will say it is unfortunate that, as someone mentioned below, girls with nice firm asses think they are deficient in this post-fatass Kardashian world. Some of my thinner starters have plumped up, unfortunately, because that appears to be in demand (many purposely pose their pictures to make their butts look bigger! Oh well, that's why you have a bullpen. But yes, too many fatass chasers can cramp my style, no offense. Fortunately, some girls just have amazing genetics. I admonished my new starters not to gain an ounce, or get any more tattoos.

Another unfortunate trend, mirroring the US, is the spread of tattoos on otherwise perfect skin. Gah! How and why did this trashy trend catch on?! It's funny, but it's not American capitalism that is bad for Cuba. It's American culture.

BTW, I've been to Havana 3 times in the past 10 months, and every time I go, I see changes. The good being, there is more capitalism and importation of goods, many American. The idea that there is still an American embargo is specious. Cuba can buy anything from the US other than weapons or technology, just not on credit. Cash on the barrelhead! But I saw things like 7-Up and Pepsi stocked in stores for the first time.

The not-so-good are the fact that gasoline has quintupled in price since my last visit in January. The only good news being, that leads to less people driving and therefore less traffic and smog.

I didn't eat a single Cuban thing while there (no pun intended), other than a little beer (I even brought 3 6-packs of my own beer from the US). Even the bottled water was imported by my hosts.

Some questions:

"Stoop" girls. Do you mean random girls just hanging out on their stoops?

I'd love to stay somewhere where I could get some sun and beaches, but there don't seem to be many appealing AirBNBs in Veradero. I love having a civilized place to stay with hot water and good Wifi and a working fridge and oven, and mercados nearby, and hosts who will sell me imported water bottles, and good security protocols (multiple doors to entry, a safe in the casa).

Next visit:

I'd like to do more business during the day so I can prowl the Parado at night. It's so crowded and well-lit that I think it's safe. But I wouldn't want to deviate much from there. I know some of you creech around at night, but that seems risky. Would appreciate more reports on night carousing.

I'll definitely bring more food and snacks for me and less gifts. I get 2 70 lbs bags and a carry on with international business class, so I bring a shitton of stuff. But I always forget things.

Oh, and I am definitely getting the VIP lounge pass for the Joe Marti entry next trip. I stood in long lines processing through immigration. Like 90 minutes.

Next trip likely late May, early June.

[CaliNoob]

Taking another trip to Havana in May. I had several of badoo connections that I wanted to meet but I just ran out of time my last visit. Going with the same gameplan, will be going for non-pros but might get curious and visit Jonnies to see how the women are there. Anyways will report back once I'm there.

[Zeos1]

I am traveling to Havana this summer and I have seen a post here on trios with sisters. I was wondering if that is pretty common in Havana? I would also like to find a mature mother and daughter. Maybe even a wife or girlfriend who wants to use me as a bull to cuck her man.

Anyone have any luck with any of these?

For the most part the girls working in Cuba are just trying to survive, everything is scarce and people are suffering badly. I think it would be very unlikely to find such specific arrangements and so my guess is that these things would be very rare. It is not like other places where there is more advertising and promotion and ranges of options. You could always ask I suppose, but especially the cuck fantasy is one that would probably not exist there. At least I can't imagine it existing there. It's not the environment where women would ever be looking for something like that.