Havana

[BeersTerry]

As far as I know, it is still illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba except under license. It is also illegal for American companies to facilitate transactions with Cuba. I believe that means none of your American cards or American affiliated cards will work. Unless that has been recently changed and I am not aware.

[SBeach25]

You're welcome, gained quite a bit of knowledge from here, so only good I should pay back with some of my own experiences.

I speak a few words of Spanish, been learning via.

https://www.duolingo.com/

Which makes it quite fun, addicted to this app now and can download to mobile phone, but need an internet connection to at least download the new lessons then can use offline.

Yes, she spoke very good English. So made it a lot easier. She was a dancer and ballerina. Very slim and fit body. She has travelled to Europe before and been back a few months.

Made me a little suspicious she has done this sort of thing before, maybe has foreign boyfriends and or sponsors. Don't know. I not want to get involved though, lovely girl as she was.

I wanted some variety. I was in Havana for 15 nights.

Thanks for the heads up on the Capri. I take 24/7 internet access for granted in the UK. Even travelled through Cambodia last year where had a local sim card 5 $ all week with data and listened to internet radio with few interruptions.

So load up your MP3 player with lots of good music and maybe some video too.

2 minutes from my apartment there was a bank with many working ATMs and a Cadeca where you could change money. The cadeca was open from 8 - 8. For 150 I was getting 225 CUC with no fee. They not accept any notes with tears or writing.

I only had one note like this but was then OK to change in the bank. Used the ATMs couple of times with no problems. Same exchange rate but a 6 CUC fee.

Some good eateries along calle 23 too more geared to locals all listed in the real havana guide. You could get a big meal, couple of beers for 10 cuc.

Would anyone know if a Charles Schwab will work at these ATM? I'm thinking because the embargo is still intact, I don't think it will but if it does, it will make my world a lot easier while in Cuba.

[SirMarjAlot]

What a great first day report! Thanks for posting.

Question, do you speak Spanish? Or does the girl you met and had coffee in her home with. Sex too. Speak enough English?

Look forward to more reports.

The Tall Man.

You're welcome, gained quite a bit of knowledge from here, so only good I should pay back with some of my own experiences.

I speak a few words of Spanish, been learning via.

https://www.duolingo.com/

Which makes it quite fun, addicted to this app now and can download to mobile phone, but need an internet connection to at least download the new lessons then can use offline.

Yes, she spoke very good English. So made it a lot easier. She was a dancer and ballerina. Very slim and fit body. She has travelled to Europe before and been back a few months.

Made me a little suspicious she has done this sort of thing before, maybe has foreign boyfriends and or sponsors. Don't know. I not want to get involved though, lovely girl as she was.

I wanted some variety. I was in Havana for 15 nights.

Thanks for the heads up on the Capri. I take 24/7 internet access for granted in the UK. Even travelled through Cambodia last year where had a local sim card 5 $ all week with data and listened to internet radio with few interruptions.

So load up your MP3 player with lots of good music and maybe some video too.

2 minutes from my apartment there was a bank with many working ATMs and a Cadeca where you could change money. The cadeca was open from 8 - 8. For £150 I was getting 225 CUC with no fee. They not accept any notes with tears or writing.

I only had one note like this but was then OK to change in the bank. Used the ATMs couple of times with no problems. Same exchange rate but a 6 CUC fee.

Some good eateries along calle 23 too more geared to locals all listed in the real havana guide. You could get a big meal, couple of beers for 10 cuc.

[Captain Solo]

I like your attempt at humor. But there are lots of perverts who like sex in public restrooms. So cops set up their stings:

Xxxxxx.

CNN Mon August 27,2007.

Senator pleaded guilty, reportedly after bathroom stall incident.

Craig, 62, paid a $500 fine when he entered his guilty plea on August 8 in Hennepin County Municipal Court in Bloomington, Minnesota, according to state criminal records.

CNN confirmed that Craig was sentenced to 10 days in jail but that sentence was stayed.

Minnesota law defines disorderly conduct as brawling, disturbing a meeting or engaging in "offensive, obscene, abusive, boisterous or noisy conduct."

According to Roll Call, the arresting officer alleged that Craig lingered outside a rest room stall where the officer was sitting, then entered the stall next door and blocked the door with his luggage.

According to the arrest report cited by Roll Call, Craig tapped his right foot, which the officer said he recognized "as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct."

The report alleges Craig then touched the officer's foot with his foot and the senator "proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times," according to Roll Call.

At that point, the officer said he put his police identification down by the floor so Craig could see it and informed the senator that he was under arrest, before any sexual contact took place.

This is my first ever trip report. I hope it doesn't disappoint.

Day One: Sunday.

So I spot this cute little number at the airport. She is on display so I know she is a hardcore pro. I lean over the counter and whisper the only Spanish word I know, "cuanto'. One thing leads to another and soon I am taking it to the bathroom. Now this is a little embarrassing but I'll admit I was done in three minutes flat. I don't know whether it was because it had been so damn long, or because I was so paranoid of getting caught doing it in the bathroom. But my voracious appetite could not be suppressed any longer. I had to have her. Man was she sweet. Tasted like honey, smelt like cinnamon; my first taste of Cuba was more than I could have ever hoped for.

That night I fell asleep and dreamt of my sweet bathroom churro.

To be continued.

[The Tall Man]

I am really tired now and jet lagged. Walk along the malecon and getting a few offers from some cute chicas.

Back up calle 23 pass midnight and many girls on the streets, some too young though but very attractive, Havana is humming.

Good first night in Havana.

What a great first day report! Thanks for posting.

Question, do you speak Spanish? Or does the girl you met and had coffee in her home with. Sex too. Speak enough English?

Look forward to more reports.

The Tall Man.

[RacShack]

Used sky scanner to find a flight to Havana via mexico but with a 5 hour layover, went fast though 10 hour flight from London then 2. 5 hours from mexico city to Havana.

Did my research with the real Havana guide that you can download off amazon, excellent guide although non mongering info but list some of the clubs etc.

I also paid for joneses gentleman's Havana guide and thought it lacked detail. The guy had made over 80 trips to Cuba so will operate with an unconscious competence now, that no newbie can hope to emulate.

Straight through customs and the border guard was an attractive Cuban girl with short skirt on and fishnet stocking, I was already getting turned on getting my visa stamped.

Had to wait over an hour for my luggage to come through and it was HOT!

Taxi waiting for me with my name, 20 $ to my 1 bedroom apartment in Vedado along calle 23 just round the corner from Habana libre which was my base for internet, breakfast etc.

You can use the swimming pools at Habana libre and Nacional for 16 $ a day but 13 $ goes towards food and drink. Internet is 10 $ an hour which lasts 3 days if you not use it all up..

Good first night in Havana. Internet card at hotel Capri is only 4 $ per hour instead of 10 your paying, hope this helps you and others! Enjoy, I love Cuba!

[GrownMan1]

Well, I have actually left yet so this story is just that, still a story. I thought I would lighten things up a little and write a report not about sex but about food. I am actually talking about, churros, lunch, and ice cream cones.

Food? You are talking about eating food! Now that I know I can DX (military term) reading your trip report. Enjoy your vacation.

[SirMarjAlot]

Used sky scanner to find a flight to Havana via mexico but with a 5 hour layover, went fast though 10 hour flight from London then 2. 5 hours from mexico city to Havana.

Did my research with the real Havana guide that you can download off amazon, excellent guide although non mongering info but list some of the clubs etc.

I also paid for joneses gentleman's Havana guide and thought it lacked detail. The guy had made over 80 trips to Cuba so will operate with an unconscious competence now, that no newbie can hope to emulate.

Straight through customs and the border guard was an attractive Cuban girl with short skirt on and fishnet stocking, I was already getting turned on getting my visa stamped.

Had to wait over an hour for my luggage to come through and it was HOT!

Taxi waiting for me with my name, 20 $ to my 1 bedroom apartment in Vedado along calle 23 just round the corner from Habana libre which was my base for internet, breakfast etc.

You can use the swimming pools at Habana libre and Nacional for 16 $ a day but 13 $ goes towards food and drink. Internet is 10 $ an hour which lasts 3 days if you not use it all up.

Apartment was 30 $ a night and totally self contained, I could come and go as I please with no one to answer to. Landlord warn me about [CodeWord902] chicas. Me and him would be in trouble, they need to be 21+.

Unpack then wander down calle 23 La Rumpa. Then along the malecon. Stop at a bar restaurant along the malecon big pink building where they pad your bills, beware of the place.

Then walk into centro. Its evening now around 5-6 pm and many people stand outside their houses enjoying the sea breeze that blows up the street and the banter.

I notice a real cute malatta girl with her mother, grandmother and cousin. She speaks some English, tell her she is really pretty. She invites me inside for a coffee.

Lovely big room with rocking chairs, we chat for about an hour. What a unique experience this is. We walk around the corner to a bar and I spend $20 on a load of beers and we take them back and have a little party.

Later I make another trip and spend another $20 but having a great time.

I want sex with this mulatta girl. She tell me, her and her cousin will come back to my apartment with me, but don't want two girls in my apartment. She then tell me not come alone problems with police and tourists.

She wants to talk to me alone in her bedroom. Tell me can stay with her family at her house for 15 $ a night! What an offer.

I start kissing her in her bedroom, she tell me too rapido. One thing leads to another, she tell me for $50 I can fuck her now. So pay up and what a great fuck.

Shaved pussy but hairy nipples. Figure that, would prefer it the other way around. Girls if your going to shave your pussies, then do your nipples too.

Leave her at midnight with a promise to visit tomorrow, we will buy some food and she will cook a meal for us all.

I am really tired now and jet lagged. Walk along the malecon and getting a few offers from some cute chicas.

Back up calle 23 pass midnight and many girls on the streets, some too young though but very attractive, Havana is humming.

Good first night in Havana.

[Sammytheman]

So let get this straight. This guy got a blowjob at the el banyo from a hamburguesa?

[MrSoulo]

Some more attached.

5th photo looks like a chica I fucked in Santa Lucia 2 yrs ago.

[Kalifornication]

Some more attached.

Nice c9 llection.

[Taboc]

Time might be better spent improving your one word Spanish vocabulary.

Agree with Mr. Gogo. The best investment you could make is reading this forum as far as you can go back and the second best one is learning Spanish. Someone showed me how to type in English and google translator gives the spanish translation. You would like the fact that it can even read it out, so you know how to say it. I think it is not perfect, still better. So type statements like.

Where do I get a taxi particular.

Is there a beer shop close by.

Or go bold like, Are your boobs real, they look amazing.

The problem is not spanish for some mongers. It is just that they do not know how to pick up using their own native language, leave alone in spanish. So practise hard, and it will all be worth it. When you finish the deed and lie down on the bed and watch the chica puts her panties up, you will have a smile on the face as all your work of learning paid off.

The cuban reply will be fast as hell, like bullets coming out of a rifle, so don't expect to understand all. I understand the Mexicans in Cali without any problem, same is not the case with cubans. Thats ok, you are still better off than knowing nothing.

[BeersTerry]

"Plane landed at the airport 1 pm. I am here no less than ten minutes and already the Cuban heat has me going crazy. ".

Ya, that line really confused me, I didn't realize you were talking about a ham sandwich.

[SamAlbert00]

I hope you guys are just busting my balls here because I thought it was obvious, even before I explained, that I was talking about food and not sex. My intention wasn't to trick or offend anyone, clearly. I've stated already that I don't leave for Cuba until Thursday. I just thought that perhaps I could offer something else to this forum, but apparently this forum is for sex talk only. Got it.

If my intention was to mess with you guys I wouldn't have bothered spending the $20.

The airport joke was lame. However, I'm still looking forward to your report.

[Mr Gogo]

I hope you guys are just busting my balls here because I thought it was obvious, even before I explained, that I was talking about food and not sex. My intention wasn't to trick or offend anyone, clearly. I've stated already that I don't leave for Cuba until Thursday. I just thought that perhaps I could offer something else to this forum, but apparently this forum is for sex talk only. Got it.

If my intention was to mess with you guys I wouldn't have bothered spending the $20.

Time might be better spent improving your one word Spanish vocabulary. Car CD, phone apps for Spanish, flash cards, and even you tube would help you to better prepare for your trip. Learn to Spanish dance. The food riddle for a pre-trip report didn't fly. Actually guys here are very mellow compared to the Sosua board where they fight everyday over nothing. People here probably want to see you take your preparation a little more serious. As mongers we have to wear many faces as we travel to protect us and keep others from hustling us. You threw an interception for a touchdown on the games first play but you still have the rest of the game to play so tighten up. But good luck and keep reporting.