Havana

[Sangnyc21]

I started the day with breakfast. Same restaurant I had dinner the night before. Walked on the Malecon. Came back rested up for the night.

First stop was 245 but it was completely empty. But I did like the set up. Had to leave. Went to LM again this time was even more packed. It's really impossible to grab anyone's attention.

Next stop was 212. It's right across the street from V&S. Lots of working girls but all were not my type. Decided to head back to V&S. This night was very packed. And quite a few beauties. Went with a cute 19 yo. Her opening price was 70 usd. So off we went. Had her in a few positions finished with BBBJCIM.

I'm realizing the most expensive part of the nights are taxis. I hired a guy to take us around all night I pay him 60 $ a night. Well worth it because that's one thing you're going to need.

[Mondo707]

This is a warning for those of you planning on going to Cuba and then flying back to the US, who do not live in the US.

Met a couple of mongers outside the Etecsa office waiting in line to buy a sim card. One lives in Bama and the other one in the UK.

Both were bodies who travel to most Asian countries chasing poonang, first time in Cuba.

When they found out I was a veteran Cuban visitor they stuck around like flies to a honey pot, haha.

They were visiting for a week and planned to fly back to Miami and do some sightseeing in Key west.

The day they were leaving I got them a ride with a reliable driver I use. So, after a while he calls me on whatsapp and tells me he couldn't get on the AA flight to Miami!

The English guy WAS NOT allowed to board the flight back to the US. He was eventually put on a flight to Mexico City with a connection to Heathrow!

So, the moral of the story if you plan on visiting Cuba and the US, make Cuba your last stop before heading home, otherwise you'll be extremely disappointed like the UK monger.

My understanding, there's a law passed in order to keep strangling the Cuban economy where when the above scenario happens then end result is less tourism in Cuba, since most people given a choice where to visit will obviously choose the US and this in effect take away for tourism dollars in Cuba.

Mondo.

[Nomars777]

So, which part of town is the casa you and your boys stay in?

I'm looking to make Havana my next visit, or very soon, after 7 trips to Colombia, 2 to the DR and 1 to The Philippines over the past 18 months. I'm not afraid of 3rd world countries, having been to all of Central America and a lot of South America, as well as India, etc.

So, that said, what's the best part of Havana to stay in to get the best of the city and have the awesome experience why'all have had?

Thanks in advance, really aprpeciate your wisdom on this!

I don't know where you guys stay in Havana, but I have never had AC issues in the casa me and my crew stay in. Food is plentiful throughout the city. Water has NEVER been an issue, and there are plenty of Chicas for our entertainment, day and night. I would not have made a visit to this GREAT country, 20 times, in 6 years, if all I experienced was pain and suffering, and I have the ability to go ANYWHERE in the world, and I continue to choose, Havana. Let's not get it twisted, I have been to Brazil, I have been to the DR, I have been to Colombia, I have been to Argentina, I have been to Thailand, I have been to Amsterdam, and many more, and nothing compares to the AWESOME relaxation, chicas, safety, and overall experience ones that know the deal and don't need pussy served on a plate to them, because they don't have a mouth piece, you can enjoy in Havana.

[Sangnyc21]

Landed at HAV. Immigration really was a breeze. Picked up SIM card at the airport and this was key to having cell service.

Got to my Airbnb host was waiting for us to personally greet us. Got some pesos at 260-1.

Went to eat dinner at a private restaurant across the street from our Airbnb. The name of the place I can't remember but I will be going back. I am staying at Vedado on Malecon.

I met a couple guys who told me which clubs to go to but all of them seem to be consistent in saying hit the clubs at 12 am.

So we get out rest. First club we hit up was LM. Suppose to be the top club right now. It was packed. Walking in I already saw a few gringos in their 70's and a whole group of passport bros.

The issue was not many girls compared to guys. Lots of couples as well. So around 130 decided to leave. Entrance fee was 9 $ usd. Comes to 2 free drinks of national liquor. The Havana rum is good enough for me.

Second club we go was V&S. Now like a previous report this place is point and click. All girls are available and they make it obvious. All shapes sizes and colors. I went with a nice light skin girl. As soon as I sat her down she has her tongue down my throat. So I ask her how much for the night she tells me 50 usd and she says you can do whatever you want with me. I was taken back. I'm use to the higher end scenes in Colombia and even casino girls in CR and DR. Anyway off we go back to the apartment. The session was filled with a lot of BBBJ. And I also brought a clit stimulator which she had never seen anything like that before and was all over it. She even jumped on top without a rubber because she was so turned on and wanted to finish herself. Woke up to more BBBJ. Got 2 pops both CIM finish. And she left around 9 am. I gave her 80 $. I simply don't want any negative feedback from the cheapies here. But anyways day 1 in the books. More to come.

[Chris H]

Yeah if what he said is a deal breaker for you don't go. That's exactly how it is. The food is terrible, ac doesn't work, water temperature doesn't work, it's pretty uncomfortable. But if you can deal with that it's a very interesting place, and basically every girl is available if you offer some money.

I don't know where you guys stay in Havana, but I have never had AC issues in the casa me and my crew stay in. Food is plentiful throughout the city. Water has NEVER been an issue, and there are plenty of Chicas for our entertainment, day and night. I would not have made a visit to this GREAT country, 20 times, in 6 years, if all I experienced was pain and suffering, and I have the ability to go ANYWHERE in the world, and I continue to choose, Havana. Let's not get it twisted, I have been to Brazil, I have been to the DR, I have been to Colombia, I have been to Argentina, I have been to Thailand, I have been to Amsterdam, and many more, and nothing compares to the AWESOME relaxation, chicas, safety, and overall experience ones that know the deal and don't need pussy served on a plate to them, because they don't have a mouth piece, you can enjoy in Havana.

[Adinga]

Cuba is old school and technology is pretty much useless. Its definitely not a place for those who like alot of modern convivences. I spend alot of my nights walking for hours thru Vedado, Cento Havana and Miramar and I've gotten used to it but the pussy scene is hit or miss.

[HumanBeing1]

That was a great report and I will be sure not to ever go there.

Yeah if what he said is a deal breaker for you don't go. That's exactly how it is. The food is terrible, ac doesn't work, water temperature doesn't work, it's pretty uncomfortable. But if you can deal with that it's a very interesting place, and basically every girl is available if you offer some money.

[AmericanPi]

That was a great report and I will be sure not to ever go there.

Honestly, it's just not for everybody. If you like the kinds of luxury you get in Mexico City or even Tijuana, it's not that. This is a poor awfully run country with bad infrastructure, no investment, and a crippling embargo.

But it's interesting. It's a time capsule of 50's cars. The people are kind and social. You get a firsthand look at communist government propaganda. It's a living social experiment.

This is not a good place to visit for somebody who doesn't identify an adventurous traveler. But for people who have done tons of travel and are starting to feel like every city kind of looks the same after a while, habana is a break from that rut. If you're the kind of person who thinks I never need to see another plaza, Zocalo, Catholic Church, or national art museum again, this is a break from all of that.

[Huacho]

Expect to see poorly functioning aircon, bad food, awful furniture and mattresses, and old worn out buildings. If you're from a big city with a competitive food scene you'll find the best restaurants in Cuba sorely lacking.

That was a great report and I will be sure not to ever go there.

[AmericanPi]

Hi all,

Just got back from Havana. Putting together some pointers-for-punters. All in all a successful trip. I liked it. Not as much as Mexico City or Madrid, but it was different.

- Bring many small bills of USD. They take and want USD. They are more useful than large bills. You will have taxi rides for 10 dollars and such, but nobody will ever have change of course. And if you get change in pesos you don't know at what rate it'll be and you have no control over that. A few hundred singles is not a bad idea to bring.

- Bring more money than you need. You can always change back. I went through quite a bit of money because I was free-spending like crazy.

- I changed with my Airbnb host. They were happy to do it and were happy to change back to USD whatever I didn't spend.

- La Guarida sucks. Don't believe the hype. Go to the ones that aren't resting on their laurels.

- You can find girls on Badoo. Most Cuban girls do that stupid shit with the long fingernails and lots of tattoos. Not my jam, frankly. Send a LOT of messages because many of them don't reply or aren't on badoo much. I think maybe you don't show up in their "swipe left swipe right" thing if you're not in their target age range, so trust me just say you're 25 and then in the bio write "actually I'm X age". I wish I'd done that. Once you're offering them money, they don't care.

- I offered girls 15,000 pesos. Every single one, without fail, jumped at that in an instant. It's a lot of money in Cuba. It's only like 75 US dollars. You can 100% get cheaper, but I think it's worth it to pay money to be generous, especially when being generous is so inexpensive. Don't try to save 20 dollars here and there. This money is life changing for them there and they will be at your beck and call if you just dig a little deeper in your pocket.

- Taxis will charge you 10 USD per ride. It's too much. But it's not worth negotiating. Just suck up and figure you're out 100 bucks on transportation on this trip and deal with it. It's better than wandering around trying to shave a few dollars off and wasting your time. There seems to be an agreement among cabs that 10 dollars is the gringo rate.

- don't go if you don't speak decent Spanish. Honestly. This is not the place for it. This is third world. If you even speak some it'll make it so much easier. Girls there for the most part speak zero English.

- AirBnBs: ask in advance "can I have a guest over. " Literally every host said yes. It's weird to ask, especially female hosts, but they all said yes.

- have low expectations for your accommodations. I spent on the high side for my Airbnb and it was less nice than most Ramada Inns by a mile. They just don't have luxuries in this country. Expect to see poorly functioning aircon, bad food, awful furniture and mattresses, and old worn out buildings. If you're from a big city with a competitive food scene you'll find the best restaurants in Cuba sorely lacking. Don't be the kind of tourist who gasps. This is a choice to visit a third world communist country, not an obligation. Take the educational experience and bank it.

Ok those are the tips. I actually have some hidden special secret ones too. I'm not going to share them publicly. But if you are a paying member with at least 200 posts, meaning you're one of the people who keep this community alive, you can DM me and I'll share vía DM. If you don't have 200 yet don't DM me but do keep participating in the community. This only works if we share what we learn.

[Kokoss1]

Thanks for info, but you have any great air bnb or good hotels as I am a bit lazy in servise such as a pool as there is no beach hotels here? Any RbB to suggest that are near these hotels?

As I like the services in these hotels and quality of the stay here,.

To bad they don't allow guest,?

Thanks mate!

Nice hotels there don't allow Cubans. Plain and simple.

You get an Airbnb. And just ask the host if guests are ok. They will say yea.

[AmericanPi]

Well I am going to Habana but would like some advise onbthe 4 5 star greater hotels like Roc, Aston hotel, LE presidentbe or similar hotels, to ask are these places guest friendly?

So far they have not answered my request on this queustion, I guess busy screening guests lo!

Or if they are tried and tested casa in these areas for short term visits?

Thanks mates!

Nice hotels there don't allow Cubans. Plain and simple.

You get an Airbnb. And just ask the host if guests are ok. They will say yea.

[Kokoss1]

Well I am going to Habana but would like some advise onbthe 4 5 star greater hotels like Roc, Aston hotel, LE presidentbe or similar hotels, to ask are these places guest friendly?

So far they have not answered my request on this queustion, I guess busy screening guests lo!

Or if they are tried and tested casa in these areas for short term visits?

Thanks mates!

[Bone Yard]

Just curious why you can't bring too much chocolate? Also does customs in Cuba open search your luggage after arriving?

I went to Havana a little over a year ago and your carry-on goes through a scanner right after immigration. I believe they're looking for weapons and drugs, not chocolate.

[Huacho]

Just curious why you can't bring too much chocolate?

He means the chicas can eat as much chocolate as you can bring. And yeah chicas all over LatAm love Nutella. They'll mix it with peanut butter sometimes.