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[Velasco]

This is CUBA, gentlemen, fuck them and throw them away, NEVER go to their houses, to meet the family etc. Never ever fall in love with them.

I beg to differ. Just don't marry them. You can fall in love, go to their houses, meet their family & friends, their kids etc. Just don't marry them.

[Golds]

This is Cuba, gentlemen, fuck them and throw them away, never go to their houses, to meet the family etc. Never ever fall in love with them.

[MrSoulo]

http://www.thestar.com/news/immigrat...and_broke.html

http://www.thestar.com/news/immigrat...ken_heart.html

That's fucked up.

[ThirstyTravel]

http://www.thestar.com/news/immigrat...and_broke.html

http://www.thestar.com/news/immigrat...ken_heart.html

[ThirstyTravel]

Hello,

I'm french! I want to know when you talk about price in Cuba! 50cuc 70cuc. This is the night entiére?

Thank you.

It depends what you negotiate. I usually ask for a full night and if I don't like the girl I ask her to leave. And if I like her, I ask her to stay.

50 cuc to 70 cuc is about that. At the clubs.

They might ask for more, but you can always negotiate.

[RebeDeluxe]

Hello,

I'm french! I want to know when you talk about price in Cuba! 50cuc 70cuc. This is the night entiére?

Thank you.

[Kalifornication]

Hey, don't laugh, I take my shit quite seriously. .

LMAO. Funniest I've read on here. You bringing your own toilet seat. Hahahaha.

[MrSoulo]

Now that was some funny shit! God bless you man. I am also tired of the no-seat shitter. I actually brought my own soft-seat (bought from Home Depot) to Cuba so that I could actually enjoy a good shit.

LMAO. Funniest I've read on here. You bringing your own toilet seat. Hahahaha.

[Kalifornication]

Unless your inside information is superior to mine, this was all Raul. As for 90% never returning, impossible. What does your 90% represent? The 2% that can afford to leave? Or the other small percent that cannot afford to leave, but, get invited to leave by marriage? Or the % of doctors and techs that have been leaving and returning in greater numbers than those that "defect" for several years now? I am confused. Most Cubans, especially the newly immigrated Cubans to the USA could give a shit about Cuban or Miami Cuban politics. They are simply seeking economic opportunity, not unlike the poor of other nations. They love the "motherland" notwithstanding its flaws. In fact, Miami politics has changed significantly because of these new Cubans such that most Cuban-Americans now support normalized relations with Cuba. Ja.

A BEAUTIFULLY ORCHESTRATED POLITICAL MOVE BY FIDEL (not Raul)

I'm ASSUMING 90% WILL NEVER RETURN TO CUBA ONCE IN US.

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[Sammytheman]

Not only do toilets don't have a seat but I have been to many restaurants that also had no running water, soap and toilet paper. One time I really had to use the can and when I was done, I noticed there was no toilet paper. Oh oh. I yelled out to the waiter and she came back with a book. WTF? Only in Cuba!

[Adinga]

A BEAUTIFULLY ORCHESTRATED POLITICAL MOVE BY FIDEL (not Raul)

I'm ASSUMING 90% WILL NEVER RETURN TO CUBA ONCE IN US

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[Kalifornication]

Now that was some funny shit! God bless you man. I am also tired of the no-seat shitter. I actually brought my own soft-seat (bought from Home Depot) to Cuba so that I could actually enjoy a good shit.

I definitely see lots of Cuban engineers heading out to Venezuela to build its infrastructure and the oil business. If true, then also Cuban doctors will head out there and maybe to the US!

I am hypothesizing this new change could have a positive impact on our supply. Maybe more men leave to work and more cubanitas feel hungry for some TLC.

Who knows, it all depends on the fine print of this new emigration change. But trust me, lifting the embargo will have a direct negative effect on our supply and costs. We'll have better business service and better restaurant food and cleaner toilets with seats!

BS.

[BrasilSoccer0]

I definitely see lots of Cuban engineers heading out to Venezuela to build its infrastructure and the oil business. If true, then also Cuban doctors will head out there and maybe to the US!

I am hypothesizing this new change could have a positive impact on our supply. Maybe more men leave to work and more cubanitas feel hungry for some TLC.

Who knows, it all depends on the fine print of this new emigration change. But trust me, lifting the embargo will have a direct negative effect on our supply and costs. We'll have better business service and better restaurant food and cleaner toilets with seats!

BS.

[Kalifornication]

Hugo Chavez's country. At least for the time being. Otherwise I agree with you. The result of the change is simply this, it will expose the fact that the USA never wanted Cubans unless they risk their lives at sea so that the USA can then argue how bad it is for these Cubans that they take to the sea to escape Fidel and Communism. Big lie now exposed. Why? Because you are correct, the USA is NOT handing out Visas to Cubans for vacations or for any other reason. Good move Raul. Now its the USA move. They may decide to issue visas to all that apply, but I doubt it.

Cubans no longer need Exit visa. I. E: letter of invitation!

That would be great if you want to take one back to your country to marry. But seriously, which countries especially in this global economic recession would eagerly give work visas to Cubans! Can anyone think of any country handing out visas to Cubans?

http://youtu.be/e3kDZpzyUOU

BS.

[Velasco]

I used to visit Cuba semi regularly back in the late 1990's. Somebody tell me if I'm wrong. I'd love to hear that I'm mistaken. But, still shitty infrastructure, internet access is extremely poor and all the rest. Still tough, as I understand it, for an American to wrangle a way to live there legally.

No, things are still moving at a slow pace, and Cuba still in the so called "Special Period", although Fidel declared that the special period was officially over around 2004. I also visited Cuba for the first time in the late 1990s, and although things have changed some, the pace of change is glacial. I have frequently pointed out to some of my Fidelista friends that if the pace of change is still shuffling along when we get to the year 2020, then the special period will have taken 50% of the revolution.

I. E. 1959- 1990 were 31 normal years of the revolution. 1990- 2020 will have been 30 years of the special period.

Basically, short of marrying a Cubana that wants to stay on the island, there is no other way.