Montego Bay

[Thaijuan14]

Okay, last post.

I was wondering what has happened to the "Hip Strip" from 5 years ago. The hotel, Breezes, was.

Closed, that was a big resort on the strip. When I arrived, there must have been a thousand

People waiting for Immg, it took 40 minutes alone! Where is everybody?

I found out on the ride to Trelawny. The driver was pointing out the many "Mega resorts"

That they have built away from the strip. They are nice! Its what the american tourist wants.

They are all-inclusive, you don't have the street people, the amenities are there.

I use expedia and the people reviewed the Wexford a two star. You know, they are right.

The Wexford is not up to my standards, but its the strategic location. I am a Marriott kind.

Of guy. I would rate the Wex a 4 star for us mongers! I paid $70 which was unheard of in the.

Old days, you could not get it for under a $100. Changing times, everything has shifted to

Another area.

The Wex still has mechanical keys! They have the old style 19 inch tv, (good cable) , there.

Are a lot more things to say about the Wex and how outdated they are. I wanted to clear up.

The wifi thing. The bellman told me they do not have wifi in the main or original building, They.

Are building an extension behind the main building that is all suites (too late).

There will be 23 suites (7 are open now) and they have wifi. They gave me a room top floor.

And oceanview (for me sidewalk view, hehe). The suites do not have a view!

My last day there, I woke up with a really bad neck ache. Terrible bed and terrible pillows!

I went to this legitimate (I think) spa called Shelly's. I got the neck and should treatment.

For $20/15min. I was treated by shelly herself.

When I go back, I am going back to her, I think I can get something more (doesn't hurt.

To try?). She did this one move where I was on my back-looking up, and she stretches.

Over my face and her blouse just goes over my face exposing her breast-bra on. I think.

She was massaging my arms, but she did it 3 times. I think she wanted to see if I would.

Get hard. I didn't get a hard-on because I went in there no expecting anything.

She actually kept me in there 25 minutes! She asked a question about my wife and I.

Told her I wasn't married, I think she was feeling me out. I would do her in a minute.

This is the way Jamaica is, opportunity at every corner.

Shelly's info is as follows:

Shelly's Day Spa & Beauty Salon.

Mable ewin Drive (across from Cornwall Beach)

Sea Shell Inn.

(876) 979-5353.

From Doctor Caves Hotel, its that street on the left side of the hotel if you are facing the hotel.

Just go down to the end of the street, not far.

Last, that massage was right on time, I think I would have been in pain the whole trip.

By the time I got home, the pain was gone, I had forgotten all about.

[Thaijuan14]

Okay, I just finished kicking it with a 19 year old, I am feeling good. I am just standing at the

Sidewalk after getting her a taxi. This taxi driver (I am near the driveway of moods) comes over.

To solicit me. Normally I am sending them away but he says something that gets me talking to him.

I asked him about rejuvenation. He says its no good and he has some place better. Yeah, some.

Place that will give a kickback better! He hands me this card. Here is the link:

http://www.x-quiz-it-bodyworks.com/facilities.php

He tells me he can take me there on Monday if I want. Well, I thought I should go, so I can report.

Back for you guys. I tell him I am going to Trelawny and I should be back by 4pm.

The next day, I meet him at 4pm. He said this place is Downtown, well, we didn't go Downtown.

We went to Top road. I don't know why he didn't take me to X-Quiz-it but I will have to go next trip.

The place he took me to was like Deja Vu when I stepped inside. The business card says this:

Montego Bay Ocaen View Massage Centre.

19 Queens Drive.

Mobay, St, James.

(876) 940-7417.

Man, I swear that is the old rejuvenation but the driver and the girl I was with said it wasn't.

I meant to ask some drivers my last day there if this was true or not but I forgot. I really want.

To know and I will find out on my next trip.

They had the same menu! And in english prices. I went for the cheapest offer, a thai massage.

You get a massage and a yank. This gets you in the door so you can negotiate with the girl.

On the menu, they had a 3some they call a double dutch. They also have escort were you.

Pay $150 to take her off property for 6 hours.

So they wanted $40 for the thai massage, I told the mamasan I only have Ja dollars.

She charges me $35 in Ja dollars.

Okay, here's the good part, the girls come out, I see Sereca, she's the 3rd. I already made

Up my mind as soon as I saw her. Exactly how I like them. We get back to the room and.

We hit it off.

She gives me a nice massage and asks me what I want. Hey, I am almost 50 (49) , by this.

Time, I am down on sperm count, need more time to recover so I tell her DATY and she can

Just give me a yank.

I turned her out, she came hard. I didn't think of it but I should have checked for her juices.

I love that. When she came, she put her hand out as to keep me away for a minute, I guess.

Because of the sensitivity, she really enjoyed that and that made my day.

She jerked me off while I held her precious breast, really nice. She asked if I wanted to

Shower with her, I told her no since I was going back to the hotel. While I was putting.

On my clothes she asked for my phone number?

I reminded her I lived in Las Vegas but she said she knew but wanted my number. That.

Was a first. I have had women pass me their number (on their own) because they liked me.

And wanted to do business again, but no one has asked me for my number.

We exchanged phone numbers, e-mail addresses and she wrote her real name down.

I wrote her a letter, I will see where this goes. I am not trying to have a relationship and.

She knows but it would be cool to hookup when I come to town.

They have 11 girls working of which 3 were on escorts. The driver said the girls beg him to.

Bring them business. I think the girls would suck my dick just to get me to pick them.

You can see the desperation in them. One girl shied away when I went to shake her hand.

I asked the driver why she did that and he said they hate to get rejected and I guess she.

Knew I wasn't going to choose her. I think she knew who I had my eyes on.

[Thaijuan14]

On Saturday, during the day, I was talking to the bellman, his name is Cary. I have known him for.

5 years. I was asking him about Moods, trying to get some strategy. He told me it cost Ja200.

But when I went with my girl, I was charged Ja400 and she was charged Ja300.

Okay, thats about $2 difference, I was not going to make a scene for $2, plus it makes you.

Look like a cheap ass. I know they were treating me like a tourist, squeezing what they could.

For some reason, I have never asked Cary for a girl, but this time I did. I didn't expect to meet.

Anyone that night. So he looks at me surprised and says, you want a woman? He pulls out his.

Phone and says I have this german born girl. She couldn't come over on Sunday but she could.

Come on Monday.

Well, I had plans to visit my moms in Trelawny and I was not sure when I would get back. He.

Called another girl (Nikita) and she could come over on Sunday. Cary told me 5pm.

Sure enough, he was at my room at 5pm, hand delivered. She had the body I like. I like them.

Slim, small breast. She is 19! She was nice but she has a lot to learn. I mean in the way of

Life. Talking to her was weird, I had to keep it to hair and fashion.

If you go to the Wex, look up my boy, Cary. I gave the girl taxi fare and that was that

[Thaijuan14]

I just got back from Mobay and all I can say is how soon can I get back. This is a true mongers.

Paradise. What makes Mobay so cool is that there is so much freeplay!

I didn't do anything on Friday, but drink and try to feel out the place. I couldn't understand why the

Strip was so dead? There were more tourist police than tourist! I would soon find out why.

On Saturday, I decided to go to Moods. I was standing outside of the Wex, by the sidewalk, it.

Was early, maybe 5pm. This really cute girl starts walking my way. I just stared at her and she.

Was looking at me. I decided to get one last look when she passed. I saw that she looked back.

At me, so I waved her to come back, bingo!

I started talking to her and I asked her to go to the Cliff with me to have a drink. I ordered a

Draft and she ordered a ting. I was like, what is a ting? When he brought it to her, I remembered.

It was a soda! Anyways, we talked for 3 hours. I let her get all of her frustration out and I got to.

Understand the feelings of women there.

Let me tell you guys who plan to go there. The Jamaican men treat their women with a lot of

Disrespect, I heard that complaint time after time. You can easily get freeplay just by being nice.

I think they expect us to be nicer and would be surprised if we were disrespectful. This girl was

Telling me she just couldn't find a good man.

I told her I wanted to go to Moods that night and if she would go with me because I was not.

Comfortable being by myself. This is true, I really don't frequent strip clubs because of the

"elements" but I really wanted to see the sex show.

We went in about 11:30pm. I can't believe I have been staying at the Wex for the last 5 years.

And didn't know that club was right next door! They had 3 flat screen tv's with porn on.

Man, talking about the finest Jamaican women, a lot of them were in there! Some of the.

Girls were walking around in bikinis and they had the top pulled to the side to expose their.

Breasts.

They had 4 dancers. This was weird, only one girl was naked (she was my kind-slim) the.

Other three kept their clothes on and danced? The sex show doesn't start until 2am and I am

Thinking I can't sit here for 2 hours. I turned to my girl and said the porn was making me horny.

It was making me horny, she turned to me and asked me if I wanted to have sex.

She said she was getting bored as well. She wanted to go to her house which was about.

Ja500 by taxi. If I went to my room, the Wex would have charged me $40, about $35 difference.

I must say this, the bellman told me you can bring guests in for free from 6am to 6pm!

We went to her house and it was okay. She had saggy breast which I hate. I like be cup.

And tight breasts. At least she had a clean pussy, especially for how long she had been

Out.

We went back to the club and it was about 20 minutes until the show. I was lucky that

Night, it was a lesbian show! I heard they have couples and even a midget but I love.

Lesbians. There was three, all good looking. It was very interesting.

I will post another report because I don't want long posts.

[Fun And Sun]

I just chose the first weekend in december and it was good, because hurricane season is finish and its right before high season. I was actually surprised that the Wexford had rooms when I checked online.

Hope you had a cool trip TJ. Does Wexford still employ that loser night receptionist that wears sun glasses at night?

[Thaijuan14]

I just called the Wexford to confirm my reservation, they do have Wifi, their website confused me with "internet advantage" as they put it.

I really don't have anything planned other than going with the flow.
I do plan to go to Moods on saturday to see the sex show, if any members want to meet up then.

This is a side trip for me, so everything is new and I am not really putting a lot of effort into this trip. My big trip is to bkk in feb., I just couldn't wait that long to get out of town.

What I mean by new is that I usually go during the summer (july). I just chose the first weekend in december and it was good, because hurricane season is finish and its right before high season. I was actually surprised that the Wexford had rooms when I checked online.

I was thinking of where to go this time of the year-I hate the cold and there wasn't many places to go, but south somewhere.

I bought a camera, but it really was for bkk. I will bring it on this trip. I never bring a camera when I travel anywhere, I don't want to look like a tourist.

This camera is so thin (had to practice holding the damn thing) but I like the way I can put it in my pocket and be inconspicuous. It came with a carrying case that looks just like one of those mobile phone carrying case,I like that.

[Bonhead]

spent some time here not too long ago.

for party, go to:
margaritaville - thursday nights - great crowd. friday nights (at least when we went), it wasn't even open.

pier one - friday nights - great crowd, best party I had out there.

some outdoor spot down the road from margaritavilla - saturday nights, really good tunes and crowd. party wasn't too crazy, more a gunman attitude out here but i didn't see any issues break out.

for girls, went to two strip clubs, one down the block from the wexford, forget the name. the other is called exodus. both were pretty good. girls wanted $30-40

[PogoStick]

The last few times I stayed at the Wexford there was wi-fi in the lobby for free. It worked on the terrace for breakfast as well.

Drs Cave Beach hotel has wi-fi in most areas as well. Not a bad place for the price, about he same as the Wexford.

pogo

Don't think that Wexford does, but you can use the internet on the computers in the reception area. Toby's claims to have Wifi working in the reception area, but would not trust that to be reliable...

There are lots of internet cafes on the Hip Strip (expensive at 200 Jamaican for 15 mins). I usually access the internet from Jolly Rogers/Buccaneers. There the waitresses are too lazy to keep track of how long you use the computers so they always charge for 15 mins. There are a few internet cafes downtown also (cheaper, but most with antiquated computers).

[Fun And Sun]

I need wifi to stay in touch with back home, as my girl thinks I will be in Atlanta lol.

Don't think that Wexford does, but you can use the internet on the computers in the reception area. Toby's claims to have Wifi working in the reception area, but would not trust that to be reliable...

There are lots of internet cafes on the Hip Strip (expensive at 200 Jamaican for 15 mins). I usually access the internet from Jolly Rogers/Buccaneers. There the waitresses are too lazy to keep track of how long you use the computers so they always charge for 15 mins. There are a few internet cafes downtown also (cheaper, but most with antiquated computers).

[Thaijuan14]

I need wifi to stay in touch with back home, as my girl thinks I will be in Atlanta lol.

The Wexford does not have WiFi. They have an internet station in the lobby that is free-when I stayed there.

Be careful of your e-mail IP address. If your girl is not trusting or tech savvy, she can see where the mail was sent from.

[Ladanian]

I need wifi to stay in touch with back home, as my girl thinks I will be in Atlanta lol.

[Fun And Sun]

All the hotels use wrist bands as a control device. This is good, because you would not want just anyone walking off the street and roaming around your hotel looking for opportunity.

Last year when I stayed at the Wex, the lady just handed me the wrist band to put on myself. That was cool, because I didn't put it on, I made a simple tie to hold it on until I passed the front desk.

You don't want to be walking around the island with these florescent wrist bands, looking like a tourist a mile away. I think this time I go, I will look at the receptionist with my big brown eyes and ask her if I can put it on myself. Note: hide the band under your watch.

LOL, just noticed this little picture. In case anyone wants to know how one of the wrist bands look like... Try not to get distracted by the other stuff in the picture.

[Fun And Sun]

Coral Cliff Casino is the big casino that is located opposite Margaritaville. There used to be a few pros hanging around there, but they seem to be stricter about who they let in nowadays.

Coral Cliff is an allright place to hang out. They usually have a live band, and sometimes they have karaoke. Music is not that loud so you can have a conversation without shouting. A few of the waitresses are pretty hot and like to flirt with you if you are there by yourself. Drinks are nice but a bit expensive. Food isn't all that good and is also expensive.

In terms of the casino itself, the one armed bandits are set to very low pay out rates and the other games also have very low payouts, so you burn through money quickly if you gamble.

For some odd reason Jamaican girls love going to Coral Cliff, and you will quickly burn through money to pay for her gambling, so avoid taking a girl there unless it is to watch the band playing and not to gamble.

Just outside Coral Cliff (in front of the stairs) there is a guy called Clinton that sells beer, drinks, and cigarettes. He sells these things out of a cooler in the back of his car, and sits on a little chair next to it. A beer costs 200 Jamaican from him, and if you want to you can sit there and drink a few beers and see what interesting things pass by. Having a seat and drinking a beer like that will add massively to your street credibility since that is what Jamaicans do but no tourist does it, but don't buy a beer for anyone that asks you for one. Clinton is usually on post from around eight in the evening. Lots of people come by his store (it's called a "store" even though he is just selling things out of the trunk of his car) to get a beer or a few cigarettes. When getting a beer here, or from other people with coolers on the street, specify that you want a cold one or you will get one that is not that cold. I don't know why that is so, but that is just how it is.

[Fun And Sun]

I guess that the guide would not be complete without covering Margaritaville in it, so here goes...

Margaritaville used to be a really cool place. It was always a tourist trap, but at night it would be a pretty good club frequented by quite a selection of pros. I have not followed every turn of the story, but I think that originally Margaritaville was not controlled by Jimmy Buffet but after lots of legal turns it ended up in his empire and there are now Margaritavilles on other Carribean islands as well as in the US. I think that this is what has led to the need for the Mo'Bay Margaritaville to get cleaned up quite a lot and I don't think that they allow the pros and semi-pros in any longer, or at least they make them be much much more discrete. I very rarely head to Margaritaville any more, maybe if I am with a girl and it is Saturday night I might go there with her to drink and dance, but I don't go there to look for babes.

Margaritaville is a mid-sized club. It seems to be pretty much open all the time. In the day time people go there and drink and ride the water slides. In the night time things sort of start to get going around 10, and get good at around midnight. The entrance per person is 500 Jamaican, and a beer is 350 Jamaican, which is a rip-off. Service is pretty fast.

The club has two floors, a large bar on the bottom floor and then a large dance area. Local middle class girls and loads of tourists make up the crowd. The top floor is open air and the music there is a bit less loud and it's a good place to go to cool down after having danced for a while.

I find it difficult to hit on the non-pros at Margaritaville. It is very loud so it is difficult to talk, and also I think the Jamaican girls that do go there are a bit less friendly than the ones that are in town.

It is always a few people there on every day of the week, so if you are part of a group or with a girl and feel like drinking and dancing then by all means head there, but it is not that much fun if you go by yourself.

[Starved]

Hey CuriousJam.

Saw your post and inevitably I will be seeking an aquaintence whilst in MoBay on business during the first week of Dec 2010.

I'm not trying to ply you with a dinner offer, however as a human I will be needing to eat while on island and it is always pleasurable for me to spend dinner with a beautiful, educated lady. So consider it.

And if you are so inclined it would be very nice assist you in your quest to

Test drive the white one

Please advise