Montego Bay

[Alan]

Hi Chris,

St. Maarten will leave you with very high expectations. Montego Bay will disappoint you because the action there is far less pleasant. The Jamaican girls are very aggressive and money hungry and the houses are all grimy and dangerous.

It is also very hard to find willing girls who want to experience an anal bang. For me this is a compulsory part of the P4P experience. If it was not so it would be easy to find a vacationing woman and give her the island adventure of her life.

There is very little to compare. MoBay has more local action than St. Maarten where you will find chicas from the continent and from the Dom. Rep. SM is also cheaper.

Give it a try but avoid disappointment by expecting too much.

Alan

[Cigarfriendly]

Planning a trip to MoBay for some golf and booty! Need some advice on where to stay. Actually, I prefer a nice clean, upscale hotel for relaxing and would rather monger somewhere else. I'm not interested in all-nighters because I can't relax with the stranger in the room. So, for mongering, short-time hotels would be just fine.

Are there plentiful short-time hotels in MoBay? If I do decide to monger in my own place, are there many "guest-friendly" hotels along the Hip Strip?

Last time I was there for just a night (no mongering) the cheap hotel I stayed at posted a sign saying, "no guests after 11 p.m."

Anyway, any advice will be appreciated.

[Chris H]

Hey Ford,
Have you ever been too St. Maarten? I was wondering if MB compared to St. Maarten, because St>maarten is out of this world and the prices are very nice, but it seems that an all nighter in in Montego Bay might be cheaper. I was just curious if you could compare the 2.


Chris H

[Johan007]

Hi Ford,

good to hear from you.

nice reports; I always like to keep informed myself about countries were i never was.
Could you tell us a bit more about the general price level in Jamaica?? gasoline,food,supermarkets,hotel rates..etc?? Do you also have some lighter skinned girls overthere or only dark black?

All I know is that (if you are booking from netherlands,belgium or Germany) Jamaica is a rather expensive country to visit.

Is it true you can obtain weed?? Isit legal there? I hear the jamaicans make a nasty kind of weed.

cheers,

Johan.

[Ford]

To sum up I have totally enjoyed my time here in MoBay. Though the girls don't quite equal in looks the women available in the Dominican Republic or certainly not like places in South America - I think Montego bay is a close, convenient and solid choice for your travel/monger dollars.

The girls may be 5,6, and 7's in looks but make up for this in attitude, personality and "freakiness"! The prices are also considerably lower across the board for everything!

Also, the people here speak English which makes Jamaica an excellent choice for people who are "Spanish impaired"

Try Montego Bay and I think you will find it is worth your time, your energy and your hard earned $$bucks.

cheers all,
FORD

[Ford]

This is the phrase that comes to mind when one walks into 51 Market St.

51 Market St is a sc/mp/casa de cita/ techno-reggae night club. It is an all in one experience for only the most adventurous travelers.

I arrived last night around 10pm and immediately was introduced to four girls standing out front. After paying a $100 Jamaican cover ($1.60) I ventured inside. There is a bar on the right followed by a living room type sitting area. There were girls seated at the bar, several sitting on couches and three more in a long corridor that procedes the couches.

After the sitting area you walk down a short narrow corridor to the sc, dance area. Now picture this - sweltering hot room with only a small ceiling fan cycling the air. Billows of ganga smoke forming a cloud encompassing the ceiling, walls and air vents. A "sick' loud throbbing/pulsating techno reggae beat as Bob Marley wails in boom speakers from the back "I SHOT THE SHERRIF!" Six girls, no wait there's two more, o.k. eight girls, no wait behind the smoke there's three more, o.k. 11 girls or did I forget to count those two rubbing up against the bar polls , o.k. 13 girls and then the four on the stage......O.K. 17 GIRLS!!!, sweaty, pulsating to the rythm that absolutely drowns the ears with every drum beat!

I'm not sure I've ever experienced such total sensory overload. Two grab for my crotch, one rubs up against me while I'm straightening my shorts, two more are fingering themselves and pointing at me ...........sheesh!

51 Market st is something that every MoBay traveler needs to experience before he dies!

Unfortunately on Thursday, Friday and Saturday the owner charges a $2000 jamaican exit fee for any girl ($32) so if you don't want to pay the "vig" just hangout and enjoy the scenery.

I grabbed a cell number from a dancer by the name of Keisha. Tall, thin athletic, dark complexion 25 year old and met her about 12 noon today for an afternoon session. After two cupfulls and a quick rest - I'm out on the prowl and looking for tonights entertainment.

[PogoStick]

"Hello my friend, its o.k. man, I'm the waiter from your hotel"

LOL!!!!! I fell for that one once about 12 years ago. The deal is always, "Lend me 20 till tomorrow. I'll see you at the hotel and pay you. You can trust me"

When they try that on me, I always say "Hey, what about that 20 I gave you the other day?" Pay up or else." I'm pretty big and look like scooter trash so they usually backpeddle pretty quick.

Only the new guys on the street try that with me. I've hit Jamaica several times a year for the last 15 years or so with well over 100 visits. I know all the regulars on the street pretty well. I've watched some of them grow up and even know their real names.

Ford, did you ever get to go to PJs when it was still run by PJ? It's that outdoor bar just past Tony's with live reggae. That place was pretty rough. The hustlers went there to be hustled. They had the best jerk around and were actually the first jerkpit in Mobay. It was nothing but hookers and quantity dealers. Tourists were afraid to go in there, but the place was actually pretty cool. The rastas came down from the hills with their herb and guitars and would jam all night.

I'd go in there and treat whoever was sitting at the bar to some jerk and a stripe. I could feed a dozen people for a fifty dollar bill. I never paid for herb in those days. I'd flip a 20 to a hooker, just so she would sit with me and keep the others away. Never took one home though, as SWs aint my bag. (I'm a brothel rat) It was an easy nite for them and a relaxing evening for me.

PJ sold out about 9 years ago and they cleaned the place up for the tourists. It's still there under another name with good reggae and a cloud of smoke and seems a bit edgy to tourists, but it's not what it used to be.

By the way, the chinese restaurant right next to it is pretty good.

I'll be there in a few weeks.

Pogo

[Ford]

Only tourist trap restaurant I recommend is a place called the Jamaican Bobsled Team Restaurant. (honest name)

Great food, not bad prices and very "hip" atmosphere.
Great coconut shrimp, jerk burgers and a full drink menu selection that goes on for pages.

I tried the "Cool Runnings" it is a drink served ice cold made with about 5 different rums, pineapple juice, orange juice and triple -sec. Had a few sips and told the bartender that it was pretty fruity but didn't seemed very strong.

Finished about 2/3's of the drink and had to go to the bathroom. I needed two waitresses to help me off the bar stool. (lol)

More later, info on casa de citas (city houses) tomorrow. The sun finally came out, hurricane Wilma has passed and its time to take in some sun.

The overcast sky's and rain might not have been all that bad , it sure does get friggin' hot here when the sun is out in full. (Might be time for a "Cool Runnings", the bar is just across the street)

FORD "La Periodista" out!

[Ford]

sc's cont. - dolls house - major tourist trap that (seriously) advertises on the billboard outside "white russian girls"
might be worth the $7 entry fee to watch the show - absolutely amazing looking women and yes the girls from europe are pretty incredible. two from russia, two from the ukraine, three from czech republic and two from poland. all gorgeous, all available but at ridiculous freight - $200+ usd to go for all-nighter.

opt for the jamaican girls onsite as a much cheaper alternative. i chatted it up with nikita (jamaican), pearla, rose and keisha. all sexy chocalate skinned stunners - very pretty. all four were in the 5,000 jamaican range ($62) but i passed was pretty pooped......

cont...........

[Ford]

SW's - all over the hip strip Gloucester Ave. Start milling around about 8:00 pm out till around 3am. They start lining up from the Hotel Wexford near Margaritaville all the way down to Tony's Pizza near the turn for the airport.

Girls ask for 4,000 jamaican but will quickily come down to 2,500 jam or $40 to make the deal. Heavy rain last night thanks to hurricane Wilma, but still 50+ girls out and about. (negotiate, negotiate, negotiate)


SC's - The Club Las Vegas - located at 211 Market St. 14 girls available last night mostly 6's and 7's. No salida (exit fee to house) and once again only the toughest most resistant girls will hold out for 3,000 jamaican or $48.

31 Creek st. - local sc. When I arrived only 4 patrons all Jamaican sitting in back playing dominoes. 12 girls available many very raw/natural (unshaven) range from 5-7. They all ask for the moon (5,000 jamaican) but ask yourself "If this girl doesn't leave with me, who else is going to pay her these ridiculous prices?"
Easy to chop them down to 2,500 jamaican or less.

con't............

[Ford]

if you walk down the hip strip, and you are alone, white, and an obvious tourist you will receive more whistles and "catcalls" than a blonde walking past a construction site.

"hello, my friend, "hello my friend!"

on the hip strip you will be asked if you would like to buy women, cigars, cd's, sunglasses, coke, crack, crank, "h" and just about anything that can be loaded into a bong pipe.........but here is a little move that i just caught onto.

"hello my friend, its o.k. man, i'm the waiter from your hotel"

now i've been here for 5 days and i have had a total of exactly one meal at my hotel. its was a plate of jerk ribs, with rice and beans, salad and a red stripe beer. i remember the waiter he was a tall guy named dennis.

since then i have been stopped by 12 guys all telling saying to me "hello, my friend don't you remmber me?" "i'm your waiter from your hotel"

i finally stopped today and asked "now, which hotel would that be?" the guy just smiled and said "its just a figure of speech, you know" (lol)

oh brother................

[PogoStick]

Ford,

I agree. Jamaica is great. I always stay at the Gloustershire, right in the middle of the Hip strip.

Smokables are everywhere, but check out the rasta selling jewelry from a small little table on the side of the sidewalk. He is usually there with an old woman that sells fruit. He has some awesome herb and if you get to know him, you get the rasta price. I usually pay 20-30 US for more than I can smoke in a week. (and I am chronic)

Girls are everywhere. I have never taken a SW in Jamaica. There are too many willing locals for free as well as some hot touristas. Get the touristas high and all inhibitions fade away.

You have to understand Jamaican women to score with a local. The ones that come on to you are only looking for $$$. But if a waitress gets REAL shy around you and and quickly looks away if you look her in the eye that means she is interested. Sweet talk her and she is yours. They LOVE being complemented and get really embarrassed when you do say how pretty they are. The more she drops her eyes down when you sweet talk her...the better your chances.

I agree that M-ville is a rip off. It cost me almost US30 for some jerk pork and a few red Stripes. But if you get out of town and find a jerk pit that caters to locals you'll get better jerk and larger portions for around 5 - 7 bux including beer. But, M-ville is a great place to pick up touristas and fine local women. They won't let SWs in there and it is too pricy for the poor girls so you get the middle and upper class local gals...and they are the best. I found one that spent a whole weekend with me and she even bought a couple of the meals. She was a 21 year old spinner with a booty to die for. and yes, I plugged that too.

One really funny SW story. I was hanging out at the bar at the hotel and there were 6 touristas that wanted to go to M-ville but were afraid to go alone so I offered to escort them. We hung out there and danced and had a good time. When we were about to leave, they did the group trip to the bathroom thing and I waited for them outside. Well of course as soon as I got outside, the SWs were all over me. I kept asking them how much they would pay ME and they just laughed. So I told them that in a few minutes I would be surrounded by beautiful women that would all go to the hotel with me. They laughed even harder. Soon come my flock of tourista chicas and they all start hugging and kissing me and we head on down the street. For the rest of that week, all the SWs and street higglers gave me the big eyes and treated me with respect and awe. Oh yeah, I had 3 of the turistas that nite.

Jamaica is my favorite island. I love the culture and the people. P4P mongering is better in the Dutch islands but freebees abound in Jamaica if you play your cards right.

Pogo

[Fantasy]

ford, do you really expect us to believe this? i know you, and i know you always give an accurate description of a destination, so i don't doubt you for a minute, but the others will need pictures to back up your obvious altered state. you will be happy to know that i have included four destinations in my winter schedule so far, and hold tickets already to three of them. hey, have you heard about this paradise place?

[Ford]

I have a question. Why does the Montego bay board have 42 posts and the Santo Domingo board has 1400?

Now don't get me wrong SDQ is still me favorite place on the planet earth but MoBay is awesome!! Great food, great drinks, great girls, great people!

So far my vacation here has been slightly different than Lion Killer's. My vacay has been smoke, smoke, smoke, drink, drink, drink, women, women, women ..........eat a small plate of jerk chicken.

I prefer to monegr in Spanish so this is an interesting experience for me but if you are limited in Espanol this destination may be the perfect escape for you. Women are everywhere, cheap and fun.

There is a place here called Margaritaville - this is a great place to explore for all you newbies, regular members and shy/nervous types. For all you "master" mongers avoid this over-priced, over-hyped tourist-trap at all costs. You are too smart to be taken in by this dump! This is the home of the $4.50 beer and $10 cheeseburger.

Get a driver and get yourself into the center of Montego Bay. If the driver tries to shake you down, "can him" and get another. They are also everywhere!

EVERYTHING is available here and cheap. So far I am paying absolutely no more than 2000 dollars Jamaican or about $32 for all night, and I'm being generous. All girls ask for 6,000 or $95, but just laugh and wave them off.

51 Market Street is the place. 22 girls available last night and that was a Tuesday!

Much more info to come mates...........

cheers,
FORD

[Ford]

guys,

the pros in the montego bay area are all very aggressive and have their eyes on one thing only - money. as an anal hunter i have been conned more than once by women claiming that they never gave a commitment to give up the ass.

one thing, though, they have some of the most juicy wonderful rumps. see them in action at the go-go clubs and you can cream yourself just seeing them move.

it's not that easy though to get them to accommodate your cock in their sweet, fat asses. you might find to your surprise that it is the slimmer, skinnier ladies who would more readily take it up the pooper than the fat ass ones.

pussy is there for the taking for anywhere between 50 and 60 bucks if you don't play big-spender. but dont worry they will start at 100. negotiate downwards for all our sakes please!

alan

i for one, promise to do my part not to run up prices. no matter how juiced you are for a girl we all most remember we have the ability just to walk away...............