Montego Bay

[Thaijuan14]

I wanted to say that I used to stay at the Wexford and the things I didn't like about it was that they still use mechanical keys for their guest entry doors and they also use a mech key for their safes! They still have the old tube tv's with little channel selections, but for the Wexford, because of their great location, watching tv wasn't a big deal. You can walk up and down the strip all night, where in other places, it is not safe to walk around.

At the Holiday Inn, electronic room keys, electronic safes and they have flat screen tv's with a lot of channels and a few premium channels.

When I took my friend to Negril, I forgot to mention that we stopped at the Grand Palladium. I have never stayed there. It is an exclusive place. The front desk lady quoted me $295 for one day. I went to expedia and it was $264. I did a package air / hotel for 4 nights in May, and the GP was 833! The Holiday In was $1300 and another place that I have not been but was thinking about is Sunset Beach Waterpark. They are similar to Holiday inn but $300 cheaper. I was tempted to book the GP, because it is so was so cheap, but, its far from Mobay and I could see that the women were more stuck up. It seemed that it would be harder to meet someone at the GP. I could not believe the price was so cheap but its true, does anyone know if its a bad time to travel in May or something? I was thinking about staying at the Sunset because it is cheaper the Hi. I would miss that free wifi that Hi had all ober the property!

One year, I went during spring break and M'ville was packed! If you can find the right time to go when the strip is busy, then the Wexford would be the place to go. That is hit or miss though. I think one member who pointed out that a few hotels closed along the strip, which was feeding the foot traffic there. I saw Breezes was closed, That was a big hotel. For me, I will stick to the all-inclusives, because I know a lot of people are going to Ja and I think they are going to these types of hotels. Like I said before, people don't go anyplace at night so you have a captive audience.

The woman I met at Hi is from Ottawa. She says she has a business on york? I have her phone number. I don't want to visit her while its cold, so maybe she will come to my city. We talked about staying at the Grand Palladium. I could stay there if she goes. I wish I had thought of checking out Sunset while I was there. There was so much going on, I didn't think about it. I hope more people would go to Ja, its one of the nicer places to visit and easy to meet someone.

[Thaijuan14]

I am back from Mobay and all I can say is what an adventure. I changed up this trip and went to the Holiday Inn Sunspree. The Wexford was my old hangout, but the "strip" is dying to me. I don't have a problem hooking up with women, its, what do I do after I.

Got my fill? The strip was cool back in the good old days, because you could walk it day and night (you still can, but its very boring there) and there would be people all over the place.

My first day there, I just had to go to Tropical Fantasy and see Niomi. She posted to the forum, but never answered back to members. I kind of knew the area, since I have gone there so much. I didn't know they had anything behind the building. My driver.

Came with me and when we got to the back, there was 3 ladies sitting outside eating and two standing up. I asked for Niomi and they said she wasn't there no one was talkative about Niomi, I had to ask every question about her and their answers didn't sound convincing. One woman asked if she could service me and I told her, no, Niomi knows how I like it (hehe). I can only say that none of the 5 women there were of my quality, I honestly would not have done any of them for free.

I decided to check out the strip while I was in the hood. Dead, very little foot traffic at 1pm. The Harley shop closed. I went to the Coral Cliffs-dead. I went to the Wex to get a brochure for Blue Mt bike tours and I saw my old hook-up bellman my old friend had quit, when I was there in March. I hung out with him in Dec 10' and one day he was showing me the pool area and I joked to him how nice it would be to have a woman poolside. He pulled out his phone and arranged for me to be with a girl.

I have never asked him for a woman for as long as I have known him. I realized how he could come in handy if I want a woman upon my arrival. I was glad to see him back and I tipped him $20 to keep him on the payroll. He was so happy he shook my hand twice. If anybody wants me to hook them up, PM me and I will call him with your info (hotel) Just make sure to take care of him.

The second day I was there, I was washing clothes and I met this Canadian woman. We hit it off and ended up spending the next two days together. It felt good to sleep all night with someone. I am single and enjoy that but that was a real break. I wanted to show off so I had my driver take us to Negril. It wasn't a big deal like I thought I don't like open shops and there were very few tourist for me. We stopped at Rick's Cafe and it wasn't busy (yet) it was 3pm.

It was nice to be with someone and not have to stop at the front desk and pay a chica Fee or worry about getting past security. The Holiday Inn was packed with women. I Loved it. There was one employee who worked at the front desk that I was really liking but I knew she was too young. She had the body I love and can hardly find in a Jamaican woman. I asked her if she worked at the Inn 4 years ago and she said she was still in high school! She's 19. Maybe if she was 22 or 23, but she still had a mature body. Her name is Knikea.

I sat in the lobby taking notes and I couldn't believe how many women were around I mean you could see them looking for a man, any man. This was at night, say 8pm and on. They were all around the bar (s). I thought they were providers at first because these women were seriously overdressed, then I thought they can't be because you need to be a guest to hangout. I looked for the wristbands and everybody had one!

This was my conclusion and why I will go back there again. There were families, couples and groups of girls and very few single guys (like me walking around). When I thought about it, how many of my male friends even have a passport? Its common for groups of women from the US to go there as "girlfriends". Of course, you could expect couples and families. Its a gold mine for single men. I only hooked up once, because I had got my fill with the girl I had met and its hard for me to get someone so soon after unless she is really fine or I do a 3some.

I wore my sunglasses a lot and I could see women looking at me and I even saw one women lean over to her friend and she looked over at me. We single men have a "captive" audience because no one is going off property at night and these girls come to f*k.

If I wasn't so picky, I could have had 2 or 3 women in the 5 days I was there. I just prefer to be with 8's or above unless its been a while and then I never sell myself out, I just lower myself to a 6 with a great personality and body.

I will say, the Jamaican women that I see in the departure areas is what I am looking for, but of course, I'm leaving. These women are more on that sophisticated level that I like. In most US airports, you can talk to the women whether you are coming or going, but in the Ja airport, when you arrive, you are shuttled right out of the airport, its only when you leave that you have access to these beauties.

If anyone wants contacts with my driver or bellman, PM.

[Thaijuan14]

I will be in Mobay this week and I can't get in touch with Fun and Sun, because he is having fun in "our" favorite place-Thailand!

Hahaha, that's okay, he's still the man. I am posting now, because I will be busy preparing for the trip and I don't know if I will.

Have internet access during the trip. I will be at the Holiday SunSpree. The weather forecast doesn't look sunny, so I don't know.

How much off property mongering I will do. I do want to check out Tropical Fantasy if I can.

I hope they have a decent disco during the weekend. I don't expect the help to hang out with me, but I am sure they will find.

A friend who isn't doing anything. I remember they have a shuttle bus that takes people to the Hip Strip, the only thing is that.

They stop running about 10pm? That's one bad thing about not having a hotel on the strip, I won't be able to be out late to see.

If its happening on the strip or not. There are taxis that will drive people back to the Sunspree after the shuttle stops running but.

It will cost about 5x as much as the regular taxis cost.

[Thaijuan14]

I am a masseuse at tropical fantasy an in my opinion I think that we are the most talented in our field please come in and give us a try. Niomi.

I will be in Mobay this December (7th-13th). I go there frequently, because my mother lives in Trelawny (and I looooove the women).

I do not have to do P4P whilst in Ja, but I do go to MP's for the sake of the members. I went to Oceanview and also when it was called Rejuvi.

I liked it, but I always wondered about the "US prices" menu, I wish I could see the Ja menu and see what is the difference. Good selection of girls with good attitude. If a monger is shy, he will do okay in the MP's.

Niomi, I would like to meet you personally and report back to this board. I usually stay at the Wexford, but this trip, I did a change of stay. I will be at the Holiday Inn Sunspree. I know you are not a member, so we cannot PM each other, but if you want, post the business number and I can call you at work. I am not trying to prove anything, so I won't be wild or disrespectful.

I have two cabbie friends in Mobay and they love taking me around. I like places that are busy with people. I hope its busy in Dec, at least on the property.

[Niomi Handful]

I am a masseuse at tropical fantasy an in my opinion I think that we are the most talented in our field please come in and give us a try. Niomi.

Hey Guys,

I'm going to Jamaica in a few weeks. Please tell me which spot is the best. Montego Bay or Negril. Also, I need to know if the hotels are girl friendly. Also, do Jamaican women generally tend to have big round booties, or do they tend to be on the tall thin side? I'd appreciate any help on this matter.

Thanks

[Questner]

I work at the Tropical Fantacy massage center and although I am fairly new I would like to say thankyou to all of you gentlemen who have supported the girls here. I would also like to take this opportunity to let you know that all girls are not the same most of us do actually aim to please and I do not think its fair for you gentlemen to assume that we are all taking you for a ride. You have come before and I do wish that you will come again and, if you have not visited us before we do wish that you will soon. W / Tender touches Niomi.

Pictures are better than words

[Niomi Handful]

I work at the Tropical Fantacy massage center and although I am fairly new I would like to say thankyou to all of you gentlemen who have supported the girls here. I would also like to take this opportunity to let you know that all girls are not the same most of us do actually aim to please and I do not think its fair for you gentlemen to assume that we are all taking you for a ride. You have come before and I do wish that you will come again and, if you have not visited us before we do wish that you will soon. W / Tender touches Niomi.

[Fun And Sun]

Fun and Sun.

I'm not sure where we should thank you but damn good job on the guide. Some of us have not given up on the island. I myself plan to move there in a year and will be making 3-4 trips there up until that time.

You are the man.

Thanks for that Loxxii. I still think that Jamaica is a great place when you start to figure out how it works. You're lucky to have the opportunity to move there, wish I could as well.

[Loxxii]

Fun and Sun.

I'm not sure where we should thank you but damn good job on the guide. Some of us have not given up on the island. I myself plan to move there in a year and will be making 3-4 trips there up until that time.

You are the man.

[Loxxii]

Ironshore, which is right around the corner, feels like a whole nother world from Bottom Road. It is more modern and I believe this is where richer Jamaicans live. I got a villa here and was walking from it to the casino when I noticed a thick girl walking in front of me. As she starts to cross the street, I do the same in order to get to the casino. She turns and asks jokingly,"why are you following me?" We laugh about it, walk together for awhile, and exchange numbers. I go play at the casino for a few hours and then call her. She invites me to her house in Ironshore. It is nice and not where you would expect a lot of these local girls to live and that is the beauty of Ironshore. She has the body of a 25 year old but I find out she is older. She has a much younger and prettier roommate, but she doesn't have as much ass. Plus this is a lesson I've learned here. Do not go for the prettiest chicks if you want real Jamaican sex for free. They've had everything handled to them, but the less attractive ones work for theirs.

This chick screwed me every which way but up, fed me, and let me stay the night. We showered together and had sex in the shower, the living room, and 2 of the 3 bedrooms her house has. The 3rd was the other chicks room and I thought I might have been picking up a 3-way vibe from them. I will let you know if that happens.

I told her I paid a driver 150 to take me to Nine Mile on my birthday. She said, fuck that! Tomorrow, rent a car for 3 days for that amount and I will personally drive you around this whole island for free. We start today. I will let you know how it goes.

[Loxxii]

On 2 seperate trips to Montego Bay, I've noticed a guy on the Hip Strip and figured that he might be a member of the board. I would love to talk to him about it, but if I am wrong that would be pretty embarassing.

He is an older white gentleman, kinda tall and skinny. I think he might wear glasses. No offense if you know him or are him, but he kinda reminds me of a character on the old Tekken video games, Dr. Boskonovitch.

[Thaijuan14]

I was at the El Greco over the weekend. One of the bellmen told me the rules regarding guests, but then added that the hotel was very discreet and "no one would know" if I were to have "a guest". I put this to the test and he was right. I think as long as you are discreet and don't splash around in the pool with them or make a lot of noise, they'll be none the wiser.

I stayed at the El Grecko years ago. I thought it was okay, except for two things: You had to use an elevator (that belonged to a condo unit) to get to the strip and it is very slow and hot! And the room air conditioner was noisy.

I would normally go to MoBay during the summer (usually Sumfest of July) , and then again at the end of the year. This year, I plan to go just in December.

I met a woman (here in vegas) who is from Eritrea. She took me to their 20th anniversary of independence and I was hooked! Those women are beyond fine.

I plan to go to Africa (for the first time) instead of 2 trips to MoBay. I went to the Eritrean board and they don't have a very active board. What they did have was informative though. One thing I like is that the dollar goes a long way. In Jamaica, the dollar doesn't go far. I like traveling to places where the dollar is strong, it makes me feel like I can do anything I want without worrying about the price.

I don't know how Jamaicans do it, I don't like the prices with the american dollar. I watch what I spend and I hate that, I probably give more in tips than the things I buy. I tip good because I know times are hard.

I can't wait to go to Eritrea. I did some history research and the Italians setup shop in 1890 and some left during WWII, but that was enough time to mix and mingle and produce a very beautiful bred of Eritrean women. Also, they are very nice people.

The one thing I found out in MoBay with the very beautiful women, they are never alone. You can meet them but its hard to win them over, because they have so many men waiting for them. Sometimes, you have to come out of pocket. I have been to Thailand and the PI and beauty is a dime a dozen, the women there don't have that same "I'm a queen" attitude. I guess you just have to travel and find that place that suits you.

[Loxxii]

Bobsled Cafe.

They let you come in the AC and use it for free. I usually buy a coke for $2 and leave a big tip. The food is way too high to buy.

Wray and Nephew.

Halfway between downtown and Pork Pit.

St. James Library.

You can bring your laptop or sign up to use their desktops for free.

I would also like to add Island Grill to the best places to eat. It is right behind KFC / Pizza Hut. You can get a 1/4 jerk chicken. 2 festival, cole slaw, and soda for 400 JA (little less than 5 bucks)

[Loxxii]

I am in MoBay now until the end of the month if anyone else is here. I am staying at Dalley's but will soon find a villa in Ironshore hopefully.

[DustCloudC5]

Just want to say that your report below is excellent on several levels. First, you made the effort to give us the details on girl friendly hotels and price and logistics of access (side entrance) Before I forget, check out the Rodan Guesthouse in Mandeville for easy girl friendly, especially the outside rooms that are outside the gate. Also, I like your distinction between the pros and the semi- pros and not wasting time or taxi fare on the pros. And finally, having lived in Africa for 6 years and been to Jamaica 9 times, you know the difference. The semi-pro is dying out in Jamaica thanks to 'development' but African is still the place to be for low cost, great sex.

I was at the El Greco over the weekend. One of the bellmen told me the rules regarding guests, but then added that the hotel was very discreet and "no one would know" if I were to have "a guest". I put this to the test and he was right. I think as long as you are discreet and don't splash around in the pool with them or make a lot of noise, they'll be none the wiser.