Curacao

[Ford]

Holiday Beach Hotel and Casino is also the home of the worst "Texas Hold-em" players on earth. They have games in the casino every night. Santo Domingo players are studs compared to these guys!

One night this fat Venezulan guy sat down at the table next to me with a container of pork lo mein and while he ate he proceded to play every friggin card he was dealt - Q-9, 10-8, J-4 etc etc.

He personally handed me $200 before he had even got to the bottom of his chineese food container.

Might be worth a look if you like poker...........

[Ford]

Guys,

Thans for all the info I have read. I have read the forum from Jan. 01, 2006 till now. I just booked a flight to Curacao for Labor Day weekend. I have a few questions that I did not see answers to on the board, hope you can help.

I am planning on staying at Holiday Beach Hotel, (diving with them also) I did read its across the street from the Havana Club. Can you tell me whats the average cost of ST/LT pussy at the Havana. Do they have rooms on site. Can you bring them home. Are they like Campo as I have read, will they meet you during the day.

Is the Holiday Beach Hotel girl friendly, or do they charge for extra guest in your room?

How far away is Campo from the Holiday Beach Hotel?

If I am going to stay at the Holiday Beach Hotel and party across the steet at the Havana Club do I really need to rent a car to go to Campos once or twice? Is a cab that expensive for only 2 trips vs a car for $50.00 a day? I will only be there for 3 nights.

LK

Hi LK,

The Havanna Club is directly across the street from the Holiday Beach Hotel and Casino, you can walk it. It is a SC and they have these "cattle call" shows where they hit a siren and all the girls coming rushing out and start dancing on the little stage, tables etc in underwear.

Are girls available during the day? They are Dominicanas are you kidding? (lol) They will make themselves available when you are! Girls all over the western hemisphere will ask for $100 and up but depending on your negotiating skills and your obviously your Spanish ability you can work out just about anything.

There are no rooms at Club Havanna it is solely a "para llevar" (take out) club. Its only about a 3 minute walk to your Hotel though, so its not even far enough for you to lose you erection!

You should still probably rent a car, cabs are real pricey and the quality of the 10-14 girls at Club Havanna is hot or miss where as Campo will probably have more like 150 girls available. In other words you may end up making more than 2 trips to "Camp Fun" afterall.

Too, its possible you may want to "stock up" the room with beer, plantain chips and a few supplies so you may want to hit a supermercado a couple of times as well - you'll need car for this.

The Holiday Beach Hotel and Casino IS girl friendly, so is the Marriott, so is the Hilton, so is the Plaza, so is the Lions Dive and I suppose if there were a motel on the island called "Fat Joe's Motorcourt and Truck stop" it would be guest friendly too!

Its a Dutch island, in terms of sex everything goes. Nobody cares what you do, in fact I think single men are expected to bring girls back to their room. One trip I was staying at the HBHC and I got off to a slow start (jet lag tired) and I didn't bring any women back to my room for the first two nights. I think the night manager became very dissapointed in me and started to get the impression I was gay!

The Dutch know how to run an island, you'll have NO problems!

cheers LK and enjoy your trip...........

[Lion Killer]

Guys,

Thans for all the info I have read. I have read the forum from Jan. 01, 2006 till now. I just booked a flight to Curacao for Labor Day weekend. I have a few questions that I did not see answers to on the board, hope you can help.

I am planning on staying at Holiday Beach Hotel, (diving with them also) I did read its across the street from the Havana Club. Can you tell me whats the average cost of ST/LT pussy at the Havana. Do they have rooms on site. Can you bring them home. Are they like Campo as I have read, will they meet you during the day.

Is the Holiday Beach Hotel girl friendly, or do they charge for extra guest in your room?

How far away is Campo from the Holiday Beach Hotel?

If I am going to stay at the Holiday Beach Hotel and party across the steet at the Havana Club do I really need to rent a car to go to Campos once or twice? Is a cab that expensive for only 2 trips vs a car for $50.00 a day? I will only be there for 3 nights.

LK

[Ford]

Will be spending a week in C solo. Staying at Marriott. Diving during the day and partying at night. Already know about Campo. Any other suggestions for evenings? Trying to plan shecdule around diving. Any suggestions?

If your handle is any indication of your personal taste, I think you should consider swinging by the Club Havanna. I have mentioned it several times on this board in the past.

It is located directly across the street from the Holiday Beach Hotel and Casino and is open from 10pm till most nights except Monday. Girls are mostly from Cuba and the Dominican Republic. It is a SC but you are of course welcome to chat it up with the chicas and take them back to your hotel. No onsite facilities.

FORD

[LuvBlkWomen]

Will be spending a week in C solo. Staying at Marriott. Diving during the day and partying at night. Already know about Campo. Any other suggestions for evenings? Trying to plan shecdule around diving. Any suggestions?

[Tbird]

I have always wanted to nail one of them...but the Colombianas just wear me out! I never really want to go the long difficult way....why leave sex prison for this?


Now, if offered, I would gladly accept. :-)

[Ford]

where is this island at???? I mean what airport would you fly into? Is there another name for the island or airport?



Chris H

Its the largest of the A-B-C islands that make up the Netherlands Antilles.
(Aruba and Bonaire being the other two) It is located in the southern caribbean off the coast of Venezuela.

You would fly into Hato Airport (airport code: CUR) it is the islands international airport.

Hey Jim Steele,

I'm enjoying your reporting! Cracked a nut in a local Dutch girl - nice! Yes, you're right I have run across several hot bartenders at the clubs and at the Mambo beach bar. Never got past 1st base with them, but then again I was always occupied with a Colombiana! Never had alot of time to work on them.

Enjoy the rest of your trip!

[Chris H]

where is this island at???? I mean what airport would you fly into? Is there another name for the island or airport?



Chris H

[Holden Caulfield]

Sat. night at Mambo is jumpin'. The huge parking lot was almost full by 1 a.m. Hundreds partying on the sand. No cover and about 4 fl for mini-beers. Are all the mini-beers their way of making you drink Amstel Bright? The club was well worth the effort. Even cracked a local nut. Maybe it is just me, but some of these local Dutch chicks are hot. Lots of ecstacy being consumed in the club. I would say it is the same as trying in Miami or wherever else, but can be worthwhile.

Jan, I believe you about some girls leaving. I have not seem enough guys at Campo to justify the amount of girls there. If the $55 nut the have to pay is true then they must be hurting. Those I have dealt with seem to be happy; even considering a return when they can.

There is a Columbiana there. About 5'8, long black hair. I think room 168. Absolutely brilliant. 30 mins became 60. BBBJ if you require, DFK, and any and all of the special extras you may want done enthusiastically. Best in a while. Happy for the chance of a take-out but my day started later than planned due to hangover so not going to happen.

**It has been said, but absolutely get a car. I couldn't take some people I met to Mambo as the car could not fit them all. A two minute drive, literally cost them $10 US.**

[Jan Chris]

All the girls swear there are never problems there but I found one to talk to that I had seem coming out of the security building in hysterics. It seems that in a rare turn, security always seems to side with the clients (especially if they are local). I don't condone it, but a lot of liberties seem to be taken with these girls. Pay your money and do what you like kind of thing. It does keep the girls very in line though.

I am in contact with one of the girls there, and she told me one local client, a high profile member of the governement or from the administration, told the security she had robbed him 100 guilders. She was forced to give "back" 100 guilders, although she argued she did not robbed him...She told me that local customers are always the ones who are right...

According to the same and one other, there are few clients since the end of Easter, and most of them can't afford to make it financially viable, and a lot are returning to Colombia or go somewhere else.

[Holden Caulfield]

This is a little outside the box so I didn't put it in the other report. I got lucky when I came back to the hotel and found literally thousands of people outside all over the harbour.

The floating bridge is back in service after many months. A massive party. And guess who just happened to have the perfect hotel suite over the bridge?

Some beer and two big bottles of rum brought back more chicas than I could shake my stick at. Literally. Just could not get to them all. While the local Dutch girls seem a little reserved about jumping right in the sack, the darker latinas and haitian types do not.

I did all I could and eventually ran out. Sometimes all you need is a little luck, alcohol and a nearby hotel room...

[Holden Caulfield]

There isn't a lot to add that isn't here already. There really do not seem to be any places not listed here from what I can work out. This is a serious driving place. A car is an absolute must and you will spend time in it. The beaches are small and mostly rocky. The town itself is nice but nothing spectacular in my view.

Campo Allegre is 10fl these days and it is well worth the trip. I was semi-prepared for this one but still pleasantly surprised. Little pink one story buildings lit with neon all over the compound. Chicas in doorways, chicas in the little streets, chicas dancing, chicas at the bar... The are everywhere. And they are all there for one sole purpose. 3 month contracts to make as much money as they can. Prices are fixed, but I have found a couple try to take advantage if they think they can. 50fl for as long as the girl wants (30 minutes).

Most girls are pretty ordinary. 5 to 6 range. Columbianas almost exclusively. There are some 2's and a few 8 to 8.5's. Unless you are brutally picky there is plenty here for all. And if you are one of those types what the hell are you doing at a 30 dollar brothel? I can't give room numbers as I don't know any and they will all be gone by the time you get here anyway. Lame to average strip shows seem to run 10:30 onward Th - Sun. Drinks are mini (250ml or so) beers that cost about 3 to 4 fl there. Food is decent and cheap. A poontang resort.

I laughed with a guy who works there about making it an all-inclusive pooty resort since they are building a hotel soon next door. In a bizarre twist he told me it is being discussed with some seriousness. That could possibly be cool.

Habana Vieja is good also. Dirt cheap TLN. Hotels are all friendly to your requirements. The only exceptions, of course, are the all-inclusives. Casinos exist but are small. Clearly the best is the Holiday Beach.

Locals are friendly but the most amenable to accompany you seem to be the Latinas once again. Every race on the planet is here. Some rather hot local Dutch speakers. The big blond euro types. They are tough nuts to crack on the first try though.

Plenty of touts here. They don't bug like more popular tourist laden destinations, but you tend to end up meeting them anyway. Whatever one might require can be provided here.

This is a cheap place to play overall. Hotels can be a little dear, but most have a nice little beach they supplement with sand. Hilton and Marriott are the class acts, but Renaissance and Hyatt are coming shortly. If you pay more than $30 us here, you are screwing it up. That is all it takes anywhere I have gone. Granted at campo that is only 30 mins. but the whole straightforwardness of it is awesome. No drink buying, no bullshit.

All the girls swear there are never problems there but I found one to talk to that I had seem coming out of the security building in hysterics. It seems that in a rare turn, security always seems to side with the clients (especially if they are local). I don't condone it, but a lot of liberties seem to be taken with these girls. Pay your money and do what you like kind of thing. It does keep the girls very in line though.

I will keep on pounding the pavement and the poon and report what comes up. Just thought I'd check in and provide some info.

[Holden Caulfield]

For those of you who are here; get you ass to otrabanda. The bridge just reopened after nine months. The whole town is here and some beer company from Aruba is handing out free beer and t-shirts. Bands, babes - it is all here. Report to follow...

[Leandro daSilva]

Within a few weeks I will visit Curacao.

I' m looking for slutty and small (not tall) Colombian blondines in Campo ? Do anayone has some room numbers for me ?

Thnx in advance,

LeandroDS

[World Travel 69]

Check out these people. They can help and are lots of fun. I had a great sail with them and they can hook you up with good dive people.
sail@insulinde.com http://www.insulinde.com/

These are my pictures if the link works.


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WT69

Anyone looking for a dive buddy?

I'll be checking out the local houses as well.